The Great Hunt: Part 2

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- And last and certainly not least, Lisa. - Hey, I'm Lisa. I play Elorath Beastinger, and it is my birthday today. So Jason can't kill me totally. - We'll see. - Can't kill me. - Yeah, nope, can't do it. - This, guys, has been a very long time coming. You have had a hard road since leaving the Overwatch a year ago, almost, to the day, when we finally got you guys started. Since then, you have encountered many hardships. Your group has been put through the grinder, so to speak, and I am very proud of each and every one here who has made it. Today may be your hardest challenge yet.

You have chased the werewolf Alpha into the woods to find both him and his pack. Sora took a pot shot at him and missed while it was sleeping, and then she was promptly chased down. She managed to get back to the party without getting mauled, and now you guys are squaring off with Haven and his crew. So it's been a year in real lifetime. How long has it been in game time? - Oh, it's only been... - Like two weeks, right? - Not even two weeks, I don't think. - Like one week, a few days. - Yeah, no, it's been more than that, 'cause it took you, like, you've spent a day and a half or two days or three days in some of the towns.

You've spent the bulk of your time in Lockford, but that wasn't by choice. - Hmm, okay, we're missing something, hold on a second. - Are we, what are we missing? - Are there more monsters that you need to add? - Technically, yes. - What? - Hold on. - What? - What? - What? - Hey, Rob, have any of you considered the benefits of becoming a registered Lycanthrope? (laughing) - It must be my birthday, hi, Rob! - Hi! I haven't heard anyone this excited to see me in days. That's great. - Well, let's talk to him about a half hour from now. - After you've eaten everybody.

- Yeah, I was gonna say, I've got something in my teeth here, I've got a little adventurer stuck in the backyard. - Guys, this is Rob Weezahan. Rob Weezahan, this is group four, what's left of group four. - Hi! - Hi! - The Lycanthropy thing comes with spectacular tax breaks if you're in, it's really not as bad as it's advertised to be. - Lockford has a vibrant up and coming Lycanthropy community. - It's true, it's true. - So what Rob is going to do here. - I'm gonna cry. - I'm gonna eat ya, I'm gonna eat ya. That's what I'm gonna do. - I'm not even mad anymore.

(laughing) - I am going to be handing over control of Haven to his rightful owner, and that would be Rob. I will be playing all of Haven's minion werewolves and every decision that Haven makes from now on is a direct result of Rob. Now, all is not lost group four, because if you remember there's a character on the show named Merrick. Do you remember one of the big things that Merrick could do to try and stave off, like he can try? So as the fight goes on and Haven starts taking damage, as we do something, as we do that where he takes his damage, I'm gonna have Rob roll an endurance check for Haven.

Now, as we start off, that check is going to be astronomically high and the odds of him making that are pretty small, but as his hit points dwindle, that check is gonna get lower and lower. And if you don't kill him first, there is a chance that Haven could return to human form. - Can we say we're not gonna kill him? - Well, that's up to you. - I was gonna say, do you want to? - Well, I guess we don't even know that he's- - You wouldn't know. I mean, there'd be, no. But this will be something that's going on in the background and I wish you all the best of luck today, seriously.

- I can't show you guys the stat block, but work hard. - I am so glad I'm here for your moral support, guys. - Hold my hand, Kira. - I am holding your hand mentally and through the internet. You can do it, Karen. - Everyone, do me a favor and roll initiative. The placement of these werewolves is not good for my combat tracker. I always put it in that corner. - Yeah. - I'm gonna put somewhere else. - I'm sorry. - No, it's fine. It's just... - Well, eventually they will all move towards us. So it'll be okay. - Oh yeah, that won't be a problem. 28. - What a grief.

- 28 ladies. - And Lisa. - I just keep getting further and further down. - I know. - Rob, you're up first. - All right. So I'm kind of taking a zigzag path so I don't provoke. - Mm-hmm, okay. - And we're gonna give a claw to Brianna and a claw to Paladin too. - Oh shit, we're starting things off? Okay, let's do it. - Yes, these are both at plus 13. So I'm gonna go adjusting one, three, pitch one, oops. - That's for Bri. That'll hit. - One, three, pitch. - That'll miss the Paladin, but you did hit Bri. Okay, go ahead and roll damage, sir. - All right. - That's annoying.

- I just looked at the math. I'm like, oh yeah, okay. It's just, man, dice for days. - Yup. 22 damage to Bri. Anything else, sir? - Nope, looks like I'm good. - Werewolf number one. Let's get Werewolf one right up next to Elrath. - What? - And use a little claws. 26 will hit. 13 damage to Elrath. - Fine. - Sora, your turn. - Okay. So I'm going to do covering one, covering Volley. - Okay. - It's an area burst one, and put that there. And there's no one in it, so I'm not gonna roll attack or damage, but basically, before the start of my next turn, any creature that goes into this burst will take five damage.

- Okay. - And that'll be it. All right, Werewolf number three in the tracker. So he'll take five damage, Werewolf number three, because he has to, and then use his second move action to get up to Arena, and that will end his turn, which will bring up Bri. Ooh, okay, already wounded. 90% of the things she could do is going to hurt the Paladin and Arena, and probably a few other people, so. - Yes, be cautious while I'm clawing you to pieces. I'm going to open you like a Christmas present. - Oh wow, this is getting weird. (laughing) - Sorry, is creepy wolf voice, is that off limits?

Can I not do that? (laughing) - I request more of it, 'cause it's my birthday, so I get what I want. - I can't defy that, there are rules. - You know what, let's do Overload. She hasn't used this daily in a while. Target Werewolf Alpha Haven, that'll hit. 62 damage to the werewolf. - Holy moly. - That's a daily for Bri, that's what I'm gonna do. - All right, all right. - It's not all like that. - Let's do anything else, what did it do in the fiction? - In the fiction, she basically holds her hands out and-- - Is it coming on my heart? - Pretty much, yeah, it completely drains herself.

She has to charge for the next turn, but that will knock Werewolf Haven back six spaces. - Okay. - So that buys just a little bit of time, but she can't do anything on her next turn. One, two, three, four, five, six. - Does that mean that Decimate is the spirit bomb? - Pretty much, yeah. If you have to equate it with something, sure. - Yes. - 62 damage to Werewolf Haven, all right. Rob. - Yes. - Do me a favor, roll an Endurance check at a plus six. - I didn't land in that pond, there's nothing worse than wet dogs, so I'm glad. - No. - Hey, that's pretty good.

- Oh, that was close, but no cigar. - Oh, and I used up my good one. - That'll bring up Elorath. - She's gonna try an encounter. She's gonna try Great Shout, because if it hits each enemy within five squares of me, which would be one and three, would take a negative two penalty to attack rolls until the end of my next turn. Son of a bitch. - Oh, the whiff. - No, Stice, you can't do this to me today. I don't think you understand what today is. - This is an important fight. - I don't think I have an E minor, so I think that's it. Yeah. - Okay, no action point yet, gonna hold it.

- We're gonna wait for now. - Erina, your turn. - Okay, I am going to target werewolf three, 'cause he's in my face, and I'm gonna use something called Hollow Circle, which is going to attack him and hit, yes, yes. - That'll hit, and that is nine damage. - And everyone, it's a burst three, everyone within the zone gets a plus one to their defenses, as long as they stay in the zone. All of the allies that stay within the zone gain a plus one power bonus to all defenses. - Okay. - Ooh. - And what does your hallowed circle look like? I haven't been here, so I need, draw me a picture.

- A wide circle of faintly glowing symbols that appear around me. - All right, all right, now we're getting somewhere. - It's radiant damage. - Ooh, sexy. - If you guys ever fight vampires. - Again. - You'll be fine, again, okay. Some of you did, most of you aren't alive anymore, but those people who are alive know. - High five, Sora. - Are you done, ma'am? - And then as my miner, I am going to do Lay on Hands on Bree. - Oh, okay, cool. That, that'll bring up werewolf number five. Do a nice wide burst and flank Elrath. - Hey, wait a minute. - And that'll be. - I wanna swing at you.

- It was a wide, it was a wide swing 'cause he had another eight spaces. That's the end of its turn though, I can't do anything else. - Rude ass, okay. - Let me see, two, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, get right up next to Bree. You're gonna take five damage for running through the thing. The little burst, firm Sora. And gonna use Claws on Bree. That is gonna miss. Man, okay, paladin number one is standing right next to Elrath. Paladin number one is going to shift behind this wolf, wolf number five, and then take a swing at it. And use its longsword.

That'll hit 14 damage. That'll bring up paladin two. It's going to shift down, target werewolf number two. Swing, that'll hit. 10 damage, and that'll bring up werewolf number four. Werewolf number four is gonna take five damage for running through the burst. And attack Arena. And that'll miss. And last but not least, werewolf number six, all the way in the back. All right, that's gonna be his entire turn, is moving twice, getting up to the paladin, and that'll bring up Haven again. Now Haven's prone. So, charged is a standard action, right? That lets me still get an attack at the end of the movement?

Yep, that would be just one. And I'd have to straight line it. But the alternative is not doing damage this turn, so it's probably the thing to do. So Haven will stand and do a charge straight at paladin two. And then I believe I get only one attack at the end of that. I don't get to use both of those. Yeah, right. Okay, better than nothing, right? So, couldn't get flanking anywhere, could I? Nope, okay. Oh shit, that'll hit. All right, I roller. So then we go damage, it's claws, so it's 24. 24. Anything else? No, camera pan, two dramatically closing werewolf wounds.

He's getting better. Oh no. That's it. Man, werewolf number one. Werewolf number one's gonna try to attack Elorath again. Don't do it. That is gonna hit. 21 damage to Elorath. Oh thank God, it was just a claw. 'Cause that would be the other bad thing, don't do it. Oh yeah, the other bad, yeah. We have to tenderize you before we eat. Right. That's fair, I appreciate that. But let me tell you, my meat is going to be pretty tough. She's pretty jacked. Elorath lifts. She does. It's burpees every morning, burpees every morning. Oh God, burpees are the worst. (laughs) Sora.

Okay, I think I'd stay by my friends. So I'm gonna move here. And I'll do twin strike on werewolf four and werewolf three. Okay, that one's gonna miss. Cool. So you're gonna miss werewolf four. This one. That'll hit. Yeah. I do one weapon damage to it. That's eight. And then hunter's quarry damage. You have bloodied the werewolf, congratulations. Yay. Anything else? No, that is it for now. Okay, speaking of werewolf three, whom you just bloodied. Werewolf three is gonna be miffed. He's gonna try and take it out on arena. Gonna try to rip through arena to get to little Sora.

It's gonna be a mess. Can you hear the frustration? Bree is exhausted. The only thing she can do is just sort of take a knee and charge. And that is a six. She's gonna get a plus five, two damage if she hits on her next attack. That'll bring up Elorath. Okay. All right, I'd like to do a minor action and activate my dual threat gauntlets. Until the end of the encounter, while you're flanking an enemy, you and the ally flanking with you gain an additional plus one bonus to attack rolls against that enemy. Ooh. Sue, let's see. You do not plan on missing again, do you?

I would hope not. She's going to do roaring challenge. The primary attack is going to be werewolf five. And then if I hit, I get to make a secondary blast three attack. So we'll see. Okay. Yes! That is a hit. You dick! (laughing) Excuse me. I get really excited. Okay, so let's see. Damage. Yeah. 23 damage. Okay, so then the secondary attack then is a blast. Please work. This will be charisma versus will. Do they all miss? No? You missed all of them. Well then, they are not intimidated by me. I am so offended. My tiny, tiny self. I picture your voice cracked partway through the screen.

Eat a dick! I eat a dick! I got so excited about hitting this one werewolf. Or that Kansas twang. It's like, that's adorable. I know! Fuck off! Partner. Partner. Also, because I used a barbarian primal attack, I'm now in a berserker fury. So some of my attacks, like my at-wheels, will get extra damage if I hit. That's it. Okay. Arena, your turn. Okay. I'm going to target werewolf three again and use Resurgence Smite. Holy shit, that'll hit. Okay. Do that, and then, so there's the damage. That doesn't seem right, but. But it also gives an ally within five squares of me a healing surge, so.

Elora. Have a healing surge. This is why we're besties. I made a little heart symbol with my hand, but you can't see it. Okay. It was totally boy band, I love it. I think that's it. Alrighty. Werewolf number five, where are you? Stand up. Werewolf number five is being flanked by a couple of you. Werewolf number five is going to turn around and try and chomp down on Elorath. No. And totally whiff, totally miss. Stupid's eating that dick. Look, it's meat is meat, we're not picky, okay? (Elora laughs) - Excuse me. - I'm glad that worked for someone, I like that. Werewolf number two is gonna target Bree at use claws. 25 is gonna miss, but just barely.

Actually, that is only going to miss because of that plus one power bonus. - What, what? - Pala number one is going to swing at werewolf five. And also miss. Pala number two, ooh, he targeted the wow. I think he targeted the alpha just because alpha targeted him. So let's try that. Yeah, that'll miss, okay, cool. Werewolf number four going to target arena again and really miss. - Fuck it. - And increasingly so. - This is what I was made for, son. - And then six is gonna target paladin number two, use its claws and also miss. No one's hitting shit. Rob. - All right, we're gonna do, Brianna is like visibly charging, right?

- Oh yeah, like it would be, yeah, very visibly. It's kind of a spectacle. - I can hear the outboard motor humming. - Yeah. - Okay, we're gonna shift into flanking. And then, so paladin two and Brianna, okay. - Okay, that'll be paladin, that'll hit the paladin. - And die number two. - That'll really hit Brianna. - Yeah. Okay, and then they each get separate damage rolls, right? - Yes. - Okay, and then this is- - So we'll do paladin first. - Okay, so damage to five. Five and four of these guys. - That's gonna bloody paladin number two, 21 damage to Bri. Okay. - I bloody paladin two?

- Yes. (laughs) - I'm gonna action point and we're gonna- - Two. - What? - You get two action point. - I mean, if you say so, bro. - No, it's supposed to be two. - Okay, okay, I'm in man, I'm in, full tilt. All right, we're gonna do that same combination of targets again. - Okay. - Die number one. - That's paladin, that's gonna miss. - Die number two. - That is gonna miss. - That's not how, even with plus two from flanking? - Let's see, plus two, 22, yeah, no. - Okay. - Sorry, sir. - I shed a single werewolf tear. - You are regenerating health if it makes you feel better.

- That's true, that's true. I'll be back in the fight before you know it, coach. - Yeah. Werewolf number one is going to attack Elorath again 'cause, you know, and miss. - Yeah. - Sora, your turn. - Okay, fuck it, let's use twin strike again. That's what we're gonna do. I wanna do it on werewolf alpha and werewolf four. - Okay. - My quarry, well it can't be four, so let's put it on alpha. - Okay. - Ooh. - That doesn't work, but, but, but. - That is a critness. - But I have a thing. When I miss with my short bow and using twin strike, I'm using my short bow, I get to make a ranged basic attack against another enemy within five squares.

- Okay. - Of that one. - Okay. - So now, let's take it off of that and let's attack werewolf three and do a ranged basic attack on that one. - That'll also miss. - Still misses, okay cool. Now, back to my original one. - Yes. - Attacking werewolf alpha. - Hey, that'll hit. - And that hits, and so. - I believe that's almost a crit, as we say. - Yes it is. Then, okay, damage, and then hunter's quarry damage as well. - Okay. - And then. - So that's 14 damage total so far. - And that will be it. - You're rapidly climbing the to eat list. I just want you to know that. (laughing) - Don't worry, I got a bunch of stuff.

(laughing) - Let's see, werewolf number three is gonna continue to attack arena. That'll hit. 17 damage to arena. Let's see here, breeze turn. (clearing throat) She can swing for the alpha again, but there are so many werewolves over here. I think she's gonna force punch werewolf number two and maybe just try to, if lucky, finish it off. If not, just get it away. So let's try that. That's gonna hit. So 60 damage, dead. Wow, those were two, three crit, oh wow, almost all max damage. Okay, so werewolf two is taken out of the fight, gone. That was pretty much as lucky as it gets and that'll wrap up her turn.

You know what? Gonna shift back one. Elrath, your turn. - All right. We're gonna go for, I'll have to remember this one for later so I just looked at one of my dailies. I was like, mhm, tucking that aside for now. She's going to target werewolf five and we're gonna do Rage Drake's frenzy. Ooh, if the target is bloodied, I get a plus two bonus to the attack roll. So this would be an additional plus three with the flanking because of my dual threat gauntlets and this frenzied attack because he's bloodied. So it'll be whatever I roll plus. - A bunch. Oh, that is gonna hit.

- Take that dick right in there. Excuse me, I'm so ladylike. Okay, so that hits. Let's see, damage. Here's the damage. - Jesus Christ. (laughs) - Oh, and since I was in that frenzy, once per round when you induce an enemy to zero hit points, you can basically basic belly attack as a free action. You have killed werewolf five, just so you know. - All right, come here werewolf one. Let's see how you like to eat it. Melee basic attack, here we go. - It's gonna miss. I'm not allowed to eat it. It's around that. - I would just like to apologize for that laughter. I got really excited.

- Rob the ladies of group four have a terrible mouth. - Goodness, and it's like going to a comedy club. - Yeah, it's not like the classiness of group one. - Of course not, nothing like that. - I'm totally classy, come on. I am a classy broad, thank you. The psyche that makes it. - I just saw all these dicks I keep hearing about that are supposed to eat them. - Instead of stars around this werewolf's head, it just saw tiny dicks just floating. - But classy dicks, they're like Martin Toph's muggles. - Yeah, little mustache. - Anything else? - Hide your kids, listeners, hide your kids.

- Hide your wives too. - Arena. - I have a thing called bond of protection. Until the end of the encounter, I can choose an ally to get a plus two power bonus to all defenses, and a plus five power bonus to endurance checks. So I'm gonna give that to Brianna. So there's that. And if I choose to, I can take five damage for her whenever she gets hit. So there's that, that's my miner. - I'm gonna target werewolf three and use ferocious strike. That's gonna be close. So close. But I think that'll be it for right now. - Okay. Paladin number one is going to join the front line and attack werewolf number four.

And miss. All right. Highly ineffectual from paladin number one. Paladin number two is going to attack werewolf alpha. Also miss. God, you guys started off so well, so well. Werewolf number four. Werewolf number four is going to stop targeting arena, start targeting paladin number one, and bite into it, and miss. Werewolf number six is going to-- - Shift into flanking, and okay. I gave him the nod, I gave him the werewolf alpha nod. - Right. - That's a power. - Yeah man, it's that pack, that thing. So going to target paladin number two with a plus two, guys.

And still miss. Because bad luck. - Hard to find good health. - You are still regenerating health. Haven, go ahead. - Okay, you know what? Why mess with the good thing? I've got two targets, I'm going to claw him. I'm going to do the claw thing. - Start with the paladin, that'll definitely hit paladin. That'll also definitely hit Bree. - It's a good day for claws and biting. Okay, then the bonus is plus five with this many d8s. - Paladin first. That paladin is dead. - Yes, that means a thing happens. - Oh God. - And there's the Bree damage followed up. - Another 21 damage to Bree.

- Okay, so I just recovered an action point, yes? - I believe you did, yes. - Okay, and I haven't used my move. So I'm going to shift and I'm going to action point. - No, no. - One second. - This is bullshit. - No, no. - One second, one second, one second. - I feel like I'm being scolded from somewhere. What's going on? - No, no, Karen, are you taking five damage from Bree's damage? - Yes. - Okay, so she is going to, okay, she's going to take 16 damage then. - I'm just picturing someone like holding their hand up in class like Hermione Granger and they're like, "Oh, please take me, I've got a thing, I've got the thing." - See you right now.

It's Leviosa. - Haven, I'm guessing you're going to try and target Bree and Sora. - I would like to register as trying to do that. - No, no, no. - Okay, Sora has probably two or three things to try and stop that. - Basically. I'm going to use weave through the fray. It's an immediate interrupt. When an enemy moves adjacent to me, I can shift a number of squares equal to my wisdom modifier, which is two. So I am gonna go over here. - Abandoning my allies. - Oh, she will in a heartbeat. - So if technically that shift occurs when I arrive and before I call the action point, can I not burn the action point?

- You can not burn the action point or you can just do a different move if you like. Totally up to you. - Well, I could bite Bree. - You sure could. - I mean, if there's not gonna be a second target there for a claw, I could. - That's true. - That's really my only alternative for efficiency. - You're gonna put this all on me. Oh no. Valerie, the one that made real werewolf. Great. - I think this is the first time a werewolf is engaged in psychological warfare. Okay, I am gonna do the action point and I'm gonna try to bite her 'cause I'm still quite angry. I'm a very mad wolf, very angry.

- Wait, wait, wait. Did you make an endurance check the last time you took damage? - He has not been reduced to, he hasn't taken damage in a bit. - Didn't Sore hit him? - Yeah, for a little bit of damage. There's checks. Like there's, it's not every time he takes damage. - Nevermind, my bad. - Trust me, I have not forgotten. - So, Bitey McBiterson is gonna nip for plus 14, I think it is. Yeah, plus 14. (groaning) - Oh, it's a wolf. It's a wolf kind of day. - Does Bree have second chance? - No, that's a hobbit thing. - Cool. - She's not a halfling. - 5d8 plus five damage and ongoing five damage save ends.

- Woo, go ahead. - You're welcome, Jason. - Mm-hmm. - Can you guys imagine a psionic werewolf though? Like how bad ass would that be? - 23 damage. - I'll take five of it. - All right. - And then yeah, ongoing damage. And that concludes, I feel like that was in the spirit of being a werewolf alpha. That was a good alpha turn. - That was an alpha's turn, sir. - Yeah. - Oh man. Bree is going to, Haven's gonna take a huge chunk out of Bree 'cause Bree is not large and her hand is going to go up toward her collarbone and that whole neck area as Haven pulls back. Oh man, that'll end Haven's turn.

Bring up werewolf one. Werewolf one is going to target Elorath. And claws, that's gonna hit. - Second chance. - Okay. - Reroll that negative five. - Ooh, negative five, shit. So 24, does that hit your-- - No it does not because I have a plus one bonus. - Oh, okay. That is gonna miss then. Sora, your turn. - I am going to use blinding assault on Haven. This is, this says quite a few things because it is a daily. Delivering a wicked strike, you momentarily rob your opponent of sight and then take advantage of its fumbling. - I don't like that at all. I don't like that thing you're doing.

- So lots of things happen and then if it miss, I still do half damage and other things happen. So let's just get this party started here. So first thing, oh and he's one of my closest, so he has 100 squaring. The first thing is to do, well. I mean it missed even though it was a crit miss, does that still mean half damage? - It wasn't a crit miss. - Oh, I thought that was a one. I don't have my glasses on. Don't fight me. - That's okay. Okay, so miss is half damage. - Okay, 11 damage, half of that. - And the target takes a minus two penalty to attack rolls.

Save ends, I can do that to you. And, Arena, how are you on health? Are you like semi okay? - I'm sponging up damage for Bree. - Right, but you still not bloody, it's not really, okay. So let us not do anything. Okay, I'm done with my turn. - All right. - I just stop. - Okay. - Oh man. - You sound like a robot who just was given a logic puzzle that it couldn't solve. - I'm losing it, I'm just losing it. - Werewolf number three. - Are you also losing it, Jason? - No, I just wanted to give werewolf three a Saturday live intro, I don't know why. Werewolf number three is going to attack Arena with claws and hits 21 damage.

- Werewolf three is in line for promotion in the hierarchy. - Oh dude. - Yeah, if he makes it, I mean, he's been hit a few times, but he's a trooper. - This, oh man, so Arena's not doing well, neither is Bree. - All right, Bree's turn. - I think she should move away. - Just saying. - I gotta play her like she is. - I know. - Does she take her five ongoing damage? - She sure does, she sure does. Bree's gonna start to build up a charge and she's going to shout back to the party, "Everyone get back." - Oh, now it's a damage race. - It'll be a plus five damage to whatever damage output she actually pulls off.

If she hits anything on her next turn, that'll be a plus five. She will do nothing else for the rest of her turn, but she has officially warned the party, "Get back." - The fuse is lit. - Elorath, your turn. - All right, Elorath is going to shift one here. She knows better than to not listen to Bree. - And she's going to, my targeting, yes, okay. Targeting werewolf one, we're gonna try escalating violence. I don't think I get any of those special modifiers anymore. Ha! - That is a hit. - Your turn to eat my dick. Okay, let's see. - You have to put that on a t-shirt.

- Just with Elorath's face, eat my dick. Okay, sorry, damage? - 28 damage? - Until the end of my next turn, an ally within five squares of me gains a bonus to damage rolls against the target. So paladin one can gain damage rolls to werewolf one equal to my charisma modifier, which is, I believe, three, two, plus two bonus to damage. And if I take damage before the start of my next turn, I gain a plus two bonus to attack and damage rolls. - Ooh, okay. - And I think that's all I can do right now. - Okay. - Parina. - Hi. - Hi. - You just totally fucked up my entire plans.

- Got a player like you would play, I'm sorry. - So now I have to figure out something else to do. - I love you, Claire. - Okay, I am sick of werewolf three's bullshit. Because of my previous attack, Ferocious Strike, I gained combat advantage on the first target I attack before the end of this round. So I am going to use paladin's judgment because I'm done. Are you kidding me? I can't do it again either. Fuck. Okay, well on a miss, I can give one ally within five squares healing surge, so I will give that to, why did I target myself? I will give that to Bree.

- Okay. - Healing surge, okay. - Very much appreciated. - No problem. And then, shit, I can't go anywhere. - Oh god. - I'm stuck. Okay, I'm going to shift here. - Oh, what? - And then, no. - Can't you shift? - Away from all the werewolves? I can, oh, like up here? - Yeah. - Okay, I'll shift there. And then, don't shift into flanking. All right, action point. And then I'm going to go like, how far away do I need to go? - Away. - Like up here? - That would probably be nice. - Okay. God, I hate to do it, but. - Wait. - I have six spaces. - Perfect, yeah, perfect. - I'll move one more.

- I'm going to hide in this tree, guys. - See ya. - Then I climb into a barrel. (laughs) - Yeah, that's it. - You now no longer have that plus one to defenses. - I don't care. - She's at peace with it. - Paladin number one. Let's target werewolf three. Make a swing. That'll hit. That will kill werewolf three. This is a paladin of cord. - Wait, wait, wait. No, I'm so cowardly. - No. - Okay. I thought you were saying this is paladin of cord and paladin of cords don't run away. - Julie would have run. Not all paladins of cord are una, but some of them are. Remember there were a lot of dumb ones that fought Strahd head on.

And all of them got. - I've seen some shit, I know better. - He's going to shift up one. Werewolf number four. Like you do. Werewolf number four is going to target the man who murdered his friend. Cause solidarity and junk. Oh, and miss. Werewolf number six is going to flank with Bree or going to flank with Haven. Target Bree. Claws. That is going to miss. Haven. - Okay. Well, you don't, I mean, you gotta, you gotta get the hits before this. Let's see. Well, that, that. Excuse me. Words. Okay. It's back to me. And Bree's gonna come up again before. Okay. Okay. We're gonna do, we're gonna do our, I guess I can fight again.

There's nothing wrong with going to town. - No, the damage is done. - Yeah. Yeah. I really don't want to ruin a birthday you guys. - Yeah. - Yeah. Think about that when you take your actions. Yes. - Are you prepared to hear me sob uncontrollably? Cause I have it on cue. - I don't know. That's real good podcast. That might be, no I'm kidding. That's terrible. I'm not truly like that. I was just told not to hold back. So blame the bearded guy. - Which one? - Oh wait. Shoot. - Yeah. - Okay. I'm gonna bite. This is me biting. - Oh, that's gonna hit. - Okay. This is me dealing damage from biting.

Five and then five of these. - 19 damage. - Oh, low rolls, low rolls. And then I like the idea of separating her from her friends. So I'm going to shift here. - Okay. - You know, when I was shouting eat it, I did not mean literally. Figuratively. - Well, I'm good at following instructions. - Werewolf number one. Where is werewolf number one? Werewolf number one is going to bite down on the paladin. Cause paladin took a swing. Yeah. Okay. - Oh, that'll hit. 21 damage to the paladin. Sora, your turn. - Okay. I'm going to use my other daily split the tree. Does 23 hit either?

No. - I do not think so. No. Hold on one second. No. - Do I get plus one for being speedy? - Was that speedy though? - Yes it was. - Dude. I have this whole thing laid out. - I'll give it to you. - Does that help? - It does. - It does. Okay, good. Who does it hit or what does it hit? Or? - That would hit werewolf six. - Okay. But it wouldn't hit the alpha? - No. - Okay. Well, let's just do damage for that guy. - Okay. 16 damage. - Let me just make sure that's okay. Now I'm going to action point. And now I have lots of things that happen with my action point. Oh shit. - So you're just losing that plus one for thinking speedy.

- No, that's okay. I fucked up. - Elorath you're about to leave. But you do have 15 damage. - I was going to say, I don't know if arena has more damage. If it's a Healy power and she's taking some of Bree's damage. - Oh yeah. - I'm gonna say Elorath isn't going to get a move action until after Bree. - That is correct. - Just going to tell you that. - If Elorath isn't moving before Bree, then give it to Elorath. - Yes. That's right. - Okay. So Elorath, you, you get to use second wind. - What? Without actually using it? - No, I think you actually use it, but you get to use it right now.

- All right. Cool. - Yeah. - Thank you. So that's that, that happened because of my action point. Then I'm going to use careful attack on the werewolf alpha. I'm going to use a silver arrow. - I hope that it hits. Please? Oh fuck. - Oh, that's going to go wide and miss the werewolf alpha. That would do it for your turn, wouldn't it? - But I think that is it. - Okay. - Sadly. - Okay. Bree is going to raise her fist in the air and then she is going to strike the ground beneath her and use decimate. - Burst five. All creatures in the burst. - Here we go. I'm waiting. - Well, we're going to see who it hits first, but whatever the damage roll is, a quarter of that is done to Bree herself.

Let's see who this hits. Okay. This is definitely going to hit the alpha. It is going to miss werewolf four. It is going to hit Elorath. It is going to hit werewolf six. It is going to hit the paladin and it's going to miss werewolf number one. - Oh my gosh. - 43 damage. No matter what, that is going to kill werewolf six. So the ground is just going to split and crack and bits of it are going to jut up and kind of gouge at people. It's not quite, okay. So Bree has no choice but to charge now. Ooh, and a quarter of that damage is going to be done to Bree. So let's do that.

(dramatic music) So 10 more damage to Bree. Elorath, your turn. - I have something for when I get hit, but it says you gain plus two attack rolls against the attacker. And I was like, you don't want to be attacking Bree. So nevermind. - Jason, did I need to make an endurance check as a result of getting hit? - Yes, you absolutely do. That's what I forgot. 'Cause that's a hell of a lot of damage. You sure do. Go ahead, roll an endurance check plus six. I'm going to tell the party right now. If Haven gets, let me see, how much damage are you at? Okay, so if Haven gets a 24 or better.

- So he's going to get 18. - Oh goodness, I only have 15% chance. All right, well I've been rolling high. So cross your fingers, team. - Wait, if that happens, then he becomes human again? - Human, yep. - Okay. - Oh. - Not, nope. As the damage keeps ticking up though, it's going to get easier and easier. He's not even bloodied yet though, so. So Elerath, your turn. - Okay. She is going to shift here to get flanking, which reactivates the flanking bonus from her gauntlets. So I get an additional plus one bonus to attack rolls against werewolf one. We're going to try devastating strike against werewolf number one with combat advantage.

So it'll be whatever I roll now plus one. This is devastating strike. We go. - Oh, dude. - Action point. - Okay. - Let's do it again. - It can happen. - Combat advantage. Here we go, plus one. Do not do that again. - Yes! - Hey! (laughing) - That dick. - That is a crit. - Nice. - Oh, that makes me feel so good. Okay. - That's per plus, you get two D8, sorry. Okay. Oh, well it's dying. (laughing) All of that was for naught. - No, but now we know. Oh, wait, wait, wait. And since I reduced it to zero hit points, I get to make a melee basic attack. - Okay, so this is coming off as Elerath has had enough.

Liquefies this werewolf skull, turns on the last cohort. - When I finally get bloodied, my triggered ability is going to do nothing 'cause I don't have allies left. - I know, it sucks. - Oh, I mean, no, don't get me wrong. I've had a good fight. - Oh, yes. - Yeah. - You're not done. - I don't feel bad about this. - Here we go, melee basic. - Okay, that's gonna miss, but no shame in this. - No shame. - I believe that is all I can do. - Yeah, I think you've done everything you can do. (laughing) - Arena. - Okay, I'm gonna move one, two, three, four, five right here next to the alpha.

I'm gonna use divine challenge on him. Which means if he does not include me in his attacks, he takes damage equal to three plus my charisma modifier, which is four, so seven damage. - I don't think that's a problem for him, but cool. - Yep, it's fine. So here's that. What is that for? Oh, to mark him. And then also I was looking at my PDF. I have a thing on my armor that says as a free action, I can regain hit points if I had spent a healing surge. - Yes. - So I'm gonna use that. - Okay. - Okay. And I think that's all I can do right now. Paladin number one is going to, you know what, fuck it.

Let's attack this, let's attack werewolf four here. That's gonna, wow, these paladins. He did get decimated, so maybe he's just shaking from that. Werewolf number four is not gonna attack the paladin 'cause the paladin didn't do anything. Elorath did. Well, Elorath missed. - I did, I swung and I missed. - So he will attack, he will attack the paladin. Oh, good. Paladin, well, that'll hit. - Fuck. - 24 damage and that paladin is dying, dead, gone. Both paladins are dead, Bree is barely alive and the rest of you are doing moderately well, actually. - Thank you, Dwarven Armor.

- Haven's turn. Haven doesn't like being flanked, so he's gonna give it a little shift in that direction. And then he's got two prime claw targets here. Prime targets. - One's begging for it. - One's, I did not say that. Do not put words in my mouth. - Come at me, bro. - I don't dare assume anyone's motivations. All right, here we go. Dive one. Any bonuses hanging around? I don't think so, no. - Don't believe so. - Okay. - That'll be for arena. Next one will be, I think I'll miss both of them. - Hey, wow. Well, I guess that does happen sometimes. I do have one more action point hanging around.

- You sure do. - So I figure better to use it than not. So we're gonna give more claws. - Okay. - Claw party, #clawparty. - That'll be for arena, that'll hit. Next one's for Bree, that'll miss. Okay, I got someone. Aha. All right, so then we do the damage, which is five plus four of these guys. 23. - Ow. - Scritches. I give you the scritches. - Okay, so total of 49 damage so far to arena. - I see a lot of orange dots next to party members. I like that. I'm doing my job. - Anything else, sir? - I'm sorry, am I pushing it? Is it too much? - No, no, no. It feels like a fight.

- Okay, good. - Reeling in a Marlin, that's what it's like. (laughing) - I've never heard it put that way. Okay, I like it. - Well, with the regeneration, it's like they gotta let out some slack and then bring it back in. Oh, that's some slack, bring it back in. - Is Bree still taking five per turn? - Oh yeah. - Okay, and did I regenerate this turn? - Yes, you did. - Okay, good. I pass. - Sora. - Okay, so first things first, I will move here. Then I'm going to use evasive strike. I can shift a number of squares equal to three. Even before the, after the attack, I'm going to do it before, but I'm only going to shift two.

Now also, I have a feature called running attack, and I basically, I get a plus one to attack rolls after moving two or more squares with a standard action attack, allowing movement. So I'm going to be rolling at a plus one. Okay, I will not be able to have Hunter's Quarry. I'm going to be attacking Haven, by the way. I will also be using a silver arrow. It's not, I've used three. - Which is the last one. - That's okay. So I'm going at plus one because of my attack. Yeah, so that's it. Come on, I fucking hate everybody. Anyway. - Okay, that's not my turn. Gosh, I'm done.

- Okay. It's not over yet, don't sound so defeated. Bree's got a charge, can't do anything. She is completely drained. Oh shit. - Oh shit. - She's got the big one. - What does that mean? - What does it, we're excited. - When a-- - That's not the big one, I got that part. No. - When a scion rolls a crit on a charge roll, whatever damage she does next turn is doubled. - I'm so glad she didn't do that for us. - Should we move backwards again? I'm not going anywhere, Jason. - Okay. - I just wanted to whiff, I wanted to whiff next turn so bad. - Dude, wouldn't that suck?

The way that, dude, group four is not having a great dice roll night. Elarath. - She's going to try feral rampage. And the effect is I can shift up to my speed after the first attack. - Okay. - So I'm thinking I might be able to get some flank in season. We'll see. Please hit negative. But she will shift up to six, which I believe will be one, two, three, four, five. - That is a shift, right? - Yes. That is the effect. Oh, I do half damage on a miss. Hey. - Oh, hey, there you go. - It's something. (laughing) And I did make the little hand gesture. - I know that gesture.

- I left it that's half damage. So 16 damage. - All right. All done? - Yes, I'm sorry. - No problem. - Arena, your turn. - I'm going to use dazzling flare. So this bright light's going to come shoot from my holy symbol and at, towards the werewolf alpha. - Bring it on. - There's that. Oh, God, are you serious? - You guys are not rolling at over four right now. - Okay. Well, as much as I want to heal Bree, I have to use my second wind. - Yep. - So second wind. - Okay, cool, cool. - And that's all I can do. - All right, werewolf number four. Werewolf number four is going to shift and target Sora.

- All right, okay. So keep going on that and then we'll see what happens. - Okay. 22 misses you. - Well, nevermind. - Good Lord werewolf. - I can hear the heartbreak. - She's tiny, just fighter. Haven. - Okay, so. Man, it'd be super, super keen if I could drop somebody. - Yeah, flankified either way. I'm gonna stay where I am. But it can't get much better with only a shift and hey, I've got flanking there. So better than nothing. So clause. So one's at 15 and one's at 13. - Okay, so arena first, I'm guessing. That'll hit. Both will hit. Now check this out. I want you to roll damage for arena first.

- Okay, so we do. - Who was the second target? I'm sorry. - Brie. - Who was this? - Okay, sorry, I was like, 'cause if you hit me, I have something. - Okay, I figured he was swinging a Brie. - Okay, sorry. - 15 damage. Okay, now hold on a second. This is interesting. 15 damage to arena. Is there anything you can do to block any of that there? - No, I don't have any reactionary anything. - Okay, that's getting to the point where everyone's pretty much pooped. Here's something guys. If Haven does 20, hold on, 24 damage or more, that drops Brie, which means she loses the charge.

She will not do double damage and she won't do anything on her turn. Go ahead and roll damage on Brie. - Here goes. - Of course. - I will take five of that. I will take five of that. - Oh, 21 damage to Brie. - It's like a fucking Super Bowl. (laughing) - I feel like the point where everybody gets up off the couch and goes, "Oh my God." - Okay, she's hanging on by a thread. - Oh my God, I still gotta have that power. (laughing) - You remembered that power. - I almost just pooped on my birthday. (laughing) - You win this round. (laughing) - Oh my God, Sora, your turn.

- Well, I mean, it doesn't get much better than that. So let's first shift away from this guy and then let's use careful attack on Haven. And one, two, a Bollocks. Oh, but the Hunter's Quarry is still on. - Did you say Bollocks? - Yeah. - Okay, I'm sorry, I just. - So? - That'll hit. - So I get damage. - 13 damage. - Plus Hunter's Quarry damage. - Three damage. - Okay. - So that is my turn. - Okay. That's not quite enough damage to make it in. - Derek's job, Kristen. - Okay. Everyone cross your fingers. She's going to try, well, okay, here's the thing. She is down on one knee charging.

She's going to try and uppercut the fuck out of Haven and just force punch. - Oh God, okay. - Dude, my hand is shaking. Yeah, I'm gonna get you. - Okay. - Dude, my hand is shaking. Yeah. - My whole body is shaking. - Make sure you count that in. She gets flanking. - Oh yep. - And she gets a plus one because we're flanking. So she gets flanking plus one. - Oh Jesus, there's almost no way for her to miss unless she goes to the creek. - Don't say that. - Don't say that, Jason. - I don't see what could possibly go wrong. - I hate you. - Guys, that's fine. - Where? - Here we go.

She is going to raise her charge fist in an aggressive fashion towards Haven's chin. - Go ahead, jinx it a little more. - Oh, that will hit. - Oh. - I'm gonna roll damage. - I have that coming, admittedly. - What? Whatever it is, it's gonna be double that. So here's damage. - Come on, come on, low rolls. - 43, 86 damage to Haven. - That, I take that before lunch. - That's nothing. - What most werewolves do in a day. - Oh no, he's bloody. - Hold on a second. 186, that is going to launch Haven in the air and back six spaces. One, two, three, four, five, six. - Can I duck? 'Cause I'm so short.

- It's an uppercut. It's gonna go right over your head. That in this- - The one time it benefits Elrath being tiny. - Holy shit, that's a lot of damage. Haven. - Yes. - Do me a favor, roll an endurance check. If you get a 16 or higher, Haven is going to revert back to his human form. - Okay, this is your 50/50 shot guys, pretty much. I've got a plus six. - What the fuck? - Oh. - Oh, man. - Redemption is not in the cards tonight. - Elrath. - Okay. - Everyone is just punch drunk. It's terrible. - Okay, so she's gonna make a wide swing around the back of Sora to come up.

Let's see, one, two, three, four, five, six. To come up and flank werewolf number four. - She's trying to back clean up. - Yeah, I'm here, more or less. Okay, so target werewolf floor flanking. So I get combat advantage. All right, plus one. So this plus one and we're going to do, yes, let's do devastating strike one more time. - Okay. - Here we go. - That'll hit. - Yes, I'm so happy. - I can feel that happiness. - 16, that'll bloody the wolf. - Okay, I think that's all I can do. Yeah, that is magic. - Arena, your turn. - Okay, I have a power called iron resurgence.

I'm going to lose a healing surge, but spend two. - Okay. - And then I'm going to use ferocious strike on werewolf number four. Untarget myself. - Oh, plus flanking. - Wait, 25, that will hit the werewolf. - Okay, sorry, I forgot. - And plus one. - That's okay. - Hit the my. - And plus one, yeah. - There's damage. Okay, that's it for now. I will have combat advantage at the first enemy attack on my next turn. - All right, werewolf number four is locked in a death struggle with Elorath here. Claws to Elorath, crit miss. - Yes, oh, how does it taste? - Haven. - Yes.

- You are prone, but you do regain some hit points. - I do, okay, and I take it, I stand up. - Yep. - Okay, here's the deal. I'm going to charge and I got to charge at someone with whom I have a line to. - Uh-huh. - And I think that might be Sora. - Okay. Looks right to me. - Yeah, and because it's a charge, I only take one swing. And so I think the swing that makes sense is biting. - What? - Well, I don't know, two people, I. - Wait a second, on a charge, isn't it a melee basic attack? - Oh, is the claw just my only basic? - Yeah, pretty much, that's your standard.

- Okay, okay, they're not identified as basic and non-basic at first. - Right, yeah. - Okay. - Otherwise I'd say yes. - Okay, the claw, it is. - That's too enthusiastic. - Sorry, I'd say yes, I'm sorry. - Okay, one claw is plus one to the attack roll, so I'll be rolling at 14. - Okay. - All right, yes, okay. Oh! - Oh! Critmas, Sora. - Okay, I just want to make sure, Haven is bloodied, right? - Mm-hmm. - Perfect. I am going to use one of my only encounter powers left called Finishing Cut. You execute a swift attack against a foe attempting to finish off the creature.

Now, it's exciting because if the target is bloodied or prone, the attack deals two weapon extra damage. So, please. - I'm looking for a hit. That will hit. - Oh girl, oh girl, okay. Okay, get ready for this. So, this is two weapon plus dexterity, so this is the regular damage. Then. - Okay. - And then Hunter's Quarry. I guess I'll shift here. - Okay. - And then that's it. Okay, Haven, do me a favor, roll endurance check on a 13 or higher, you're gonna revert to your human form. - Oh, it's catching up to me now. - Oh, hold on one second. Describe this cut, what do you do?

How do you stab him? - Okay, so, you know, Haven charged up to me and then tried to swipe me, which he missed. - Take your fucking head off. - So, what I do is I duck when he closet me, then I take my short sword and do a horizontal slash right in the middle of his body. Kind of trying to cut him in half, but I know that won't happen. 35 plus seven, 42 damage by just slashing him right in the stomach. - And then I hop to the side. - Haven. - All right, here it goes team. - 13 or higher. - Oh, 12. - What do you have to think, fuck, he doesn't want to. - He's come to terms with the wolfness.

- Like, now you know what, I like being a werewolf. Fuck you guys. Bree's turn. Fucking hell, okay, she wouldn't want sword. Oh, it was brought to my attention by the way. Haven, as a bonus to things that are bloodied, when he hits them, does four extra damage. That takes Bree to one hit point away from falling. - Listen, that was a little while ago. - Just a thought. - The damage goes a route wide. - Yeah, yes. - She also takes five on going. - She does take five on going, that's gonna drop Bree guys. - I get an action point. - You get an action point. - Wait, wait, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I will, I'm gonna get into a debate. Okay. - I will say I have forgot to roll saving throws for that. - That's a savings. - That's a savings I believe. I leave it to the table. As you allowed me to apply my four extra damage, I should allow you in my great mercy, Jason. - Exactly. - You sir are a prince and a scholar. - Well, it is my decision after all. - Guys, let's see if she had saved on the previous, she did not, that is still going to drop her. It stands, Elorath, your turn. - I was that guy. - No, I appreciate the honesty. - Yeah, great. - They got poor and killed this week.

- Karen, can you take that on going damage? - I already took five for her. - Yeah. - Wait, is it a, wait, did that five come in a different round? - Yeah. - Then I will take that. - Are you sure? - Yeah, I just use a couple of healing surges. - Okay, well I, okay, fine. - You know, I'm like my big like heroic victory. - No, that's, that's fine. Okay, so that'll, that one hit point away from death. She's saying that Sora is in trouble. She is going to move up to Haven. - Honey. - And try and force punch again. - Yes. - That is gonna hit. - Oh. - Yes. - That is going to kill Haven.

- Oh, he's down. - Hello, werewolf four. I know you guys are. - Alaraf, your turn. - Carry on my legacy. - Excuse me. Okay, let's see. Werewolf four targeted combat advantage. We are going to do. - Werewolf four, tell my children, wolf, wolf, growl, wolf, bark. - We're going to try run down because why not? Ooh, why wasn't I doing this before? If I can't get extra damage. This is why you reach the power, folks. Okay, run down. Let's try this. Cause you know, this one, this one works so much. Okay, so combat advantage plus one. Yes. - That'll hit. - Ooh, son. - Um, okay.

So don't do damage. And then, let's see. - That will kill werewolf four. Alaraf is going to swing her flail and cave the side of this werewolf skull and killing it. Bree is going to rip her fist, clean through Haven's abdomen and come out the other side. Haven is going to drop over. Ladies and gentlemen, that is going to take group four out of combat, every single werewolf in the silver glade tonight has been dealt with. Give yourselves a round of applause. - Oh my God. - Little adventures grow up so fast. - Robert, I would like to thank you for sitting in and doing this.

It took us a long time to, a long time to set it up. And you didn't hold back and I appreciate that. So thank you very much. - I wanted the kill. Hey, who knows? I kind of left a little like going away present with Bree. - Oh, you complicated things. I'll give you that. - It's going to be, I feel like I've contributed to your story group. - Guys with that. - Oh, do we have to? - I feel like it's a good time to wrap up for the evening. And the next time we sit down, we are going to really dig into shit. - Wow. I don't really know what to say. That was a, that was a damn fine fight guys.

Kira, you can talk too. I don't like we're wrapped up now. I don't want you to. - I am amazed you guys all survived. I am quite impressed. You guys did so well. - You guys are troopers, you're scrappy. - I'm so happy. - Happy birthday again. - Happy birthday. - Happy birthday. - It's the best of us for the rest of it. - Not dead. - Oh my God. And I thought my gift was just getting to like play with you guys all. - Aww. - I'm just like. - I'm making a chunky face right now. I'm so excited. - I so don't even mind the, the, it's like, wait, wait, wait. I have a thing.

Cause it's in a fight like that. It's like every inch counts like arena kind of saved the day. - Yeah. - I'm going to take five damage though. - For that. I reminded her and I think I'm the real hero here. - Everyone did an amazing job. Seriously. - I was so good. - I think everyone's very happy with the result though. That was again, really fantastic. - Yeah. Lots of fun. - I can't wait for them to hear it. - Well guess what? I am going to get started on Edemase tomorrow. That is going to be next Monday's episode. It's been a while since G4 has been in the feed and we want to get it done.

So Bree's working on a G2. I can't remember. So guys, I think, yeah, that's going to wrap us up tonight. I'm going to let everybody go. Thank you so much for doing this and finally getting this in the bag. - I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight. - No. - That means it was a good one. - Yes. - Have a good night guys. I'm going to get out of here. - Yep. Thank you very much Rob. - Love you guys too. Take care. - Bye. - Hey everyone out there. This is Karen. I hope you enjoyed the episode. I hope we survived. If you got a few minutes, go check out our website, dnrpodcast.com where you can find our forums and links to our Twitter and our Patreon.

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