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Arc 1 · Episode 48

Death in the Family

2014-03-12 · 3:24:45
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Give us a rating on iTunes if you could and check out our new app on Google Play. - All right, let's do that thing where we go around the table and introduce ourselves. I'm Jason, I'm the Dungeon Master going around the table starting with Merlin. - Hello, my name's Merlin. I'm playing Gavin Dearborn, the human warlord. - And Scott. - Hello, I'm Scott. I am playing Marcus Santa, the human cleric. - And Bri. - Hi there, I'm Brianna and I'm going to be playing Jodzia Grace, the human warlock. - And Kat. - Hi, I'm Kat Charlie. I play Thi, the Changeling thief.

- And Izzy. - Hi, I'm Izzy and I play Una, the half elf paladin. Okay, so last and certainly not least, we're introducing Jen to the show. - Hello, my name's Jen and I'm new to group three. - See, that's plain it coy, I like that. You didn't tell them what character you played. That's smart. - Well, no, they gotta listen to find out. - Good, good, good. So stuff happened on the last episode. You were sent into the Evergreen to destroy completely a prototype titan that was lost about a week ago. Unfortunately, that didn't quite go off without a hitch as you were attacked by Drakes on the way.

You were kind of ambushed by elves due to your lack of stealth and Una decided to parlay with them on behalf of the group and you were kind of brought into a situation you weren't ready for. They led you into the center of the Evergreen after you had kind of lied to them and told them that you were attacked by the Overwatch, you were just kind of running and hiding and you ended up running into Leorim and more importantly, Brianna. The group found out that Una had lied about Brianna's death. You had a brief conversation about that where the more pressing issue was how the hell were you going to both destroy that titan and get the hell out of there without getting pelted with arrows, it was eventually decided that you would steal horses and just make a run for it.

Everyone got out except Una whose horse was destroyed with arrows and she was pinned to the ground underneath of it she was then knocked out and taken prisoner as the rest of the party kind of fled back into the woods. So right now we're gonna pick up with the party itself. They've been, they've just kind of been streaking through the forest as quickly as possible. Now you guys said that you had a location you discussed beforehand where you would just meet up. - Correct. - So let's have you guys pick up right there where you are kind of one by one funneling into this little clearing kind of separate from everything else.

It is nighttime and one of the things in your favor is there's this thunderstorm starting to brew and that's kind of covering your tracks sound wise a little bit. There's a light rain starting. So let's pick up with the party in this clearing. - Okay. Yeah, the Gavin's probably one of the first ones to get into there 'cause he had the bomb and he was throwing it. He will get into the clearing and turn the horse around, hop off and start checking immediately for arrows and giving reassuring clucking noises 'cause it's an unfamiliar animal and he doesn't hate horses or anything so he's just making sure that no arrows grazed it from the, you know, the nightmare sound of a hundred bow strings being, you know, pulled and 20 arrows whizzing by his head.

- So everyone else has, let's say that everyone else has arrived except Una of course. - All right, guys, you think we're all here or where's Una? - She was right behind me. - All right. - We're gonna give her five more minutes. - Yeah. Can't wait too long though, guys. We don't know that they're not coming behind us. How well did the throw go, Gavin? - Really bad. I kept looking back. I really shouldn't have done that. Not that I've ever thrown explosives from a moving horse and having hit a small target before, that's certainly new. - Did you get close? Did you miss completely?

- Left arm probably took out most of the head and torso from what I can gather, but I wasn't gonna look back. - Where the hell is Una? - Understandable. - All right. - Who would like to roll a perception check for me real quick? - I can do that. - Yeah, I think Fi. - 22. - 22. So let's say Fi's checking around just to see if there's an attack, imminent, or if they've stopped following you. - Besides the sound of rain hitting leaves and bushes and such, it doesn't sound like there's any other movement coming from the forest, which means that they're either, they're either distracted with the explosion and working on that, or they lost track of you, or they're so far behind you that it's not a problem at the moment.

- All right, guys. We have to face up to the facts that one of two things is happening right now, either Una didn't make it out, that the archers got her, or she didn't try and come out. - She was following right behind me. I'm sure that she was definitely heading out with us. - Did you see her get hit? - I didn't. I darted into the forest while she was still crossing the little way behind me. - Well. - I don't believe she'd turn against us. And if she would, she would have sabotaged our mission beforehand if she were turning against us. - I don't believe that she would have turned against us either, but we kind of have to face facts here.

One, she has assaulted multiple members of our party already. Two, she wanted to let- - She wouldn't have turned against us. She wouldn't have. - Let Marcus speak. - She was the one pushing to let an enemy of our city free, who is a very dangerous person. Three, she lied to us about that, directly lied to us about the fact that she was dead when she wasn't. Four, the first time we see elves, she surrendered us to them without checking with us first. She led us directly into their camp and directly, as it turns out, to the woman who was supposed to be dead.

- As much as I disagree with her actions, it was the easiest and most effective way to get us to our target without incurring too much more damage to us. - All right, then I have one final thing to say about it. The four of us standing here, when Gavin questioned our loyalty, all said that we were loyal to Overwatch. The only person who wasn't was Una. - Gavin nods. - I still believe she helped us come up with a plan that did take out a huge portion of that Titan. She would not have done that if she were turning against us. I think she was almost everything else you said, but she wouldn't have helped us.

She wouldn't have fled with us, which Thi says that she did. - She was heading out with us. - Right, and she could have just as easily stopped and turned around. I'm not saying she did, but we have to face facts that she may not be on our side after all. - We have to look at this logically. Go ahead, Marcus, go ahead. - There's, and I think Gavin will back me up on this one. There is no tactical way we can go back into that nation of elves and check. We need to head back to town and find out where we stand from this point. - At this point, I do agree with that.

We can't go back in there even if she is alive, which is horrible, but we can't write it off as she must have betrayed us because we don't want to face the truth that she was a good soldier and might have died. - We brought Thi's body back. If Una is dead, we deserve to get, we owe her a proper funeral. We can't just say that, oh, she might've been a spy, so we don't owe her anything. That's not the case. As far as we know, she was loyal. - And I'm hoping she was. - But we also have to raise, go ahead. - Go ahead, Gavin, I'm sorry. - I was gonna say, Gavin starts raising his hand kind of thing as soon as, you know, finish your sentence, he kind of points to Marcus.

- We just, the four of us are right now, cannot go back in there and get her. We do not have the firepower. We are not enough of an army to do that. We just can't turn around and do it. We have to continue. We also stated when this thing, when we started with this final part of our plan, nobody comes back to get somebody if they fall. - That's only regarding the explosion. - If the military determines that we can come back and get her, then so be it. - All right, here's the deal. We're going back to Overwatch. We're gonna ride without stopping. I have a feeling the horses are going to be all right.

Did anybody take a hit? - I didn't. - All right, we're gonna go to Commander Grace. We're gonna let him know that I made the attempt, I failed, and we potentially lost our paladin. I'm gonna inform him that stealth and subterfuge have failed, that the enemy knew well and aware that we were coming. We don't need to advise him the, you know, the specifics about, you know, the fact that we weren't exactly the most stealthy, nor, you know, we're not gonna be moaning the fact that we were ill-equipped for a true skirmish. He did ask us to be stealth. Well, requisition of adults-- - We made it all the way into the heart of, the heart of the area without being seen as an enemy.

So I would say we done pretty good stealth. - Kevin. - We also didn't have the entirety of the crew on board. The only way the deception would have worked is if things were advised a little bit better. - This was as much my fault. This, I didn't know this language. I'm going to brush up on Alvin and we're, you know, I won't be out of the loop next time. This was my mistake. - Unfortunately, when deception comes into play, not everyone can be in the loop, regardless of how much you want someone to be. This is something that I've learned as I've grown up. You can't always tell everyone the whole truth.

- Gavin hardens a little bit and looks at Phee. You're not the one who had to tell your own mother that you died. But when these decisions affect the possibilities of lives, I need to be fully aware of exactly what's going on. There can be no extra wording and no, you know, no deception towards me. - Gavin. - Yes. - Gudzia is going to pull her horse up and kind of look down and go, we have to hurry, you're right. Thank you for taking charge. But what do we tell my father about Brianna? Do we tell him we saw her? - We need to disclose in case, you know, she is found on the field.

If anybody is coming with us, I'm not expecting them to expend any additional forces, but I will be letting know that Liara is there. And so is, I forget the name of the elven. - Brittana. - Brittana, thank you. That both of them are there as well as much of the, what we assume to be the raven's forces and a decisive load needs to be struck right now while there is chaos and confusion. I think there's a fire going on back there. - Gavin. - Yes. - If I may suggest, we leave the fact that Brianna is alive out of this because Una is not here to defend herself.

We don't know if she fell in combat. I brought up everything I did because I have my concerns, but there's no need to taint her name without proof of why she did what she did. She never explained herself to us. Let her, we don't need her branded a traitor in case she did end her life as a hero. - Understood. That makes all the sense. When we go back, I'm positive that we will find her one way or another. If, he kind of looks at him, you know, Marcus, if logic rules out that she has defected, we'll be bringing her back one way or another. He kind of like snaps, five minutes is up.

We need to go now. - All right, let's go. - All right. - So it's going to take you hours to get back to, to get back to Overwatch. It'll be the middle of the night by the time you get back. We're talking like three, 4 AM, somewhere in there. - Y'all wanna open the gates. - Let's catch up with, let's catch up with Una. Now Una is regaining consciousness on the ground. Partially this because nice cold rains hit her face. Her, her hands have been lashed together with rope. And then that has been wrapped around her waist. Her legs are free though, but she is very much kind of like on the ground and there's nothing, not much care was taken into how, how she fell or whatever it looks like they tied her up and just kind of dumped her there kind of in mud.

Do me a favor Una and roll a perception check. - All righty, 20. - 20. So surrounding Una are a whole fuckload of elves and Ravens. They, I mean, this is a pack and in the center of it is Leora, Brianna and Brittana. And there seems to be an argument going back and forth about what should be done about you. The Ravens are very much in the camp that they want to interrogate you. That, that they like, you're obviously the enemy. They, they need to see what you know. And Brittana kind of speaks up and says, she betrayed our trust. We have to put her to death.

The elves are pretty honor bound people. And once they took you in and sheltered you, they, what they were, what they were convinced were what's sheltering you and protecting you. And then you turn on them. That's that, that your, your word is worth nothing. And that means your life is pretty much forfeit. Your, your life is worth nothing. You can also hear several Ravens kind of like trying to pull Bri aside and they're, they're, they're, they're basically saying the same thing. It's like, I thought you said we can trust her. I thought, I thought, I thought this was going to be fine.

Like you, you vouched for her and she's trying, you can see her just trying desperately to explain it. And then at a certain point, she's just shrugging them off. And she's, she's going back and forth with Brittana about, about we can get more information out of her. If we, if we interrogate her and we just, we just need some time with her. At that point, they see that you're regaining consciousness and Brittana kind of looks down at you and, and, and she bends down. She asks, do you have anything to say for yourself? - I'm ready to die. - And she nods and says, so be it.

And they, there is a kind of a goon squad of elves. These, these big burly fucks, I mean for elves. And they, they pick Una up off the ground, just, just clean pick her up. And then they start to drag her away. And Brittana's kind of, she's yelling after, she's yelling after them. We need to interrogate, we need, I just give me time with her. I, and after a few seconds, there's, there's this long pause where they're not listening to her. They're dragging Una away. They're going to execute her. And Brittana shouts, I invoke Quynh Fe. And that brings a halt to all proceedings.

And there are a couple of elves that speak up. Oh, actually Una, roll a, roll a, let me see, roll a history check. - 21, holy shit. I'm getting all my good rolls out of the way, oh God. - Ha! Una has actually heard of Quynh Fe, which is an elven tradition of sorting out, well, I mean, it's used for everything, for minor disagreements and like large scale squabbles. If, if a member of the clan has some sort of problem, they can invoke Quynh Fe and challenge someone to a one-on-one fight. No one is allowed to interrupt. No one's allowed to interfere. And then whatever the result of the fight is, that's, that's the end of, that is the end of the disagreement.

It can't be brought up anymore. Now that is just for members of the clan though. That's, that's, this is kind of, this is really unorthodox, which is why all these elves start kind of murmuring back and forth to each other. And Brittana, Brittana says, you can't invoke Quynh Fe. You're, you're not an elf. And Brianna says, you offered us honorary clansmanship when we defended Kalkass against the Titan. And Brittana kind of has this look like, you bitch. Like to kind of just not, not spiteful, but more like that's a loophole at best. Like that is a, that is a, that was an honorary title.

And you were taking that as like, you're, you're taking liberties. She can't fight. She's not, she's not well enough to. There would be no honor in that. And Brianna looks around, you have healers. You can fix her. Just make her well enough to fight. Liara's gonna pull, try and pull Brianna aside and roll another perception check, please. 'Cause you're just a little further away from them now. - 15. - Okay. You can hear Liara try and talk Brianna this. Don't, don't do this. I know you just want it. You just want to get your hands on her. This is just about vengeance and spite.

It's not about, it's not about information. It's not about honor. You just want to hurt this girl. Brianna's just gonna shrug her off and ignore her. And she, she, she tells Brittana, it's, it's my right. I'm a member of your clan officially. I invoke Quen Fe. And there are, there are a couple of elves that are objecting to this. And they're kind of, they're kind of pointing, they're kind of pointing at your legs and like how, how fucked up you are. 'Cause again, you weren't even wearing your scale armor. You were just wearing, you were just pretty much wearing leather.

Like you are, you are riddled with holes and beat up and you probably couldn't really stand under your own power very well. So they're, they're, they're pointing all this out. And at this point, Brianna's just furious. She just wants, she wants to get her hands on Una. And she shouts at them. And her voice is like, you've never heard this before in her voice, but it takes on a quality, like a reverb quality. And she just shouts, then heal her. And you can see like her hands crackling with that white glow and like her pupils are gone. Like she, she wants to hurt you.

And Brianna, after there's this long silence, it kind of echoes through this, this clearing. Thunder's just still crackling overhead. And after a few seconds, Brianna says, very well, what are the terms of this quen fe? And Brianna turns to, Brianna turns to, to Una. If you should be victorious, what do you desire? Forgiveness. From who? Una's just gonna like look straight at Brianna. And Brianna turns back to, Brianna, do you accept that condition? And Brianna just like shakes her head yes. Like not, not thinking about it. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go.

And what do you desire should you win? And Brianna is just gonna stare across this field at Una, her death. And, Vrttana is gonna turn back to Una, is that acceptable for you? Una's gonna nod, very seriously. Very well. You each have one hour to prepare. You will each get someone to help you. And she kind of looks at Una, do you have anyone that would vouch for you? Liara is gonna step forward and kind of step past Bri. And she's gonna say, I'll help her prepare. Bri looks fucking hurt. Una's eyes are gonna go really wide. Like, oh fuck. Bri just looks devastated by this.

And Liara is going to kind of grab Una, like under the arm, like she's got her hands tied forward. So she's just gonna kind of grab her under the arm and just start like pulling her towards a building real quick. And Bri's just gonna watch her the entire time. Like the entire clan is just like standing there. And unless you're gonna say anything, you're going to go into this building with Liara. - Yeah, I mean, it was just kind of like in a state of shock, she did not expect that. - Okay. How about we catch up with the party? So middle of the night, you guys are returning to the Overwatch.

Okay, I imagine you're going right to Commander Grace's office. - Yes. - Tenfold is still nowhere to be found. - I don't actually believe Tenfold exists anymore. - Yeah, he was supposed to be back days ago. Like he's just not around and they're not giving you, it's a need to know thing. So it's like, you're not in the loop. - There is version of the Slender Man just there to keep people in line. - I'll take a mental note that he's not around. Maybe you have to check on that later, but you know, not priority. - Right, right. So Commander Grace was asleep. - He ain't no more.

- No, he's not. - I found him in his tidy. - Picture of sleeping cap. Now like he's dressed and everything, but it's very much like you just woke him up at like three in the morning. And it's not good news that you're delivering obviously. So Marcus, Jadcia, Fee and Gavin are waiting in his office and someone sends for Grace and he, after like you guys are kind of seated and after a few minutes, he kind of appears like you hear him stomping down the hallway. 'Cause the building's empty for the most part. You hear him stomping down the hallway and he enters his office.

What is it? - The mission was only half completed. We've lost Una. We are going back. - Fee steps forward, cutting Gavin off, saying, "We need more explosives. We need them now." - What do you mean Una's lost? - Captured by the enemy, dead, not quite sure. Either way, we're bringing back a body and we're gonna finish what we started with the war forged. - The entire point of sending you into that clearing was stealth. And now you're telling me we've lost the element of surprise. You've lost a team member and I'm guessing you were asking for reinforcements or just explosives.

- We can go back with just explosives, but you do need to know that Liara and Brittana are both in the clearing next to the war, the Titan. - Moonshadow. - Moonshadow. - How many elves did you encounter? - I close my eyes briefly. - Approximately how many would you say? Estimate? - Thousands, like there are thousands. - Yeah, he snaps open. Thousands. So we need something to defeat their archer superiority. - You can't just go in with the four of you. That's suicide. We've already lost a team member. To be honest, she's probably dead. - At the very least, we need to go and retreat spotting.

- Correct. - You understand there's no time for sentiment. We're fighting a war. I understand you have an attachment to your friend, but the bottom line is you let the situation get out of control and he's looking directly at Gavin. - I'm really gonna correct it. - V, back off. He looks back. Grace, yes, I did. And I'm going to fix it. - He is going to motion for his assistant to come over. Go and fetch the new member of the Crimson Shield. - All right. - Do you remember when I said you'd be getting a new member? She should be here within the next couple of days.

Well, this timetable is being moved up. She arrived in the city earlier this evening and you're going to need all the help you can get. This is going to be an adjustment, but I don't have time to explain things as thoroughly as I would like. - Understood. We don't have time to listen to it either. Kenny gives like just the smallest of smile and then nods. It's 3 a.m., I realize. - Walking in the room is the assistant. Like after a few minutes, the assistant comes back and escorts a Tiefling woman into the room, which is highly unlikely in this city. Tiefling woman enters the room.

And I would imagine it takes a couple of seconds for, 'cause this is kind of behind the group, and then she is brought to the side of Commander Grace's desk. So she is in full view of the party. Judzia's face is just going to completely fall and just look immediately baffled. And she's going to look over at her father like, "What the fuck?" - Kevin's looking forward with no expression. - And she's going to hold her rod in front of her. - Oh, sorry, go ahead. - Sorry. - Didn't mean to interrupt you. So she's armed. (laughs) And Kevin's trying to keep this straight face, but has the eyebrow twitch.

- So you're going to draw your weapon? - Immediately, yes. - Okay. - The second she sees horn, her rod comes right out. - Okay. Grace is going to snap at her. Put your weapon down, Judzia. - She's going to flinch a little bit at that and just meet his eyes. Her weapon goes down maybe a few inches, like she's about to put it down, but she's waiting to hear it again. - Judzia, put your weapon away. - And she does it very hesitantly. She's still holding onto it. This is taking a lot for her to put it away. - I'm going to lean in and whisper into Judzia's ear, this is a tool to get what you need.

Deal with the tool as you would any other item. And then step back. - After, you can tell Grace is kind of like waiting just to see if there's going to be a firefight. And after second of like, okay, okay, we cool, we cool. Grace is going to continue. Again, I don't have the time to fully prepare you for this. The short version is that we are in a numbers game, pure and simple. We're fighting a war and to be honest, if the reports we're receiving are true, this is going to be a much larger scale conflict than we had previously anticipated. Now, we're not sending you into the front lines, at least not yet.

Your job is going to be much more subtle. And for that, you're going to need someone to help you get into places that normally the Overwatch wouldn't be welcome. And that is why we're giving you this new recruit. And though some of you, and he looks at Judzia, may not exactly welcome a tiefling in the city, I'm asking that you give her the same respect that you would give any other soldier. She will be living in the city. She will be treated as if she were another member of the Overwatch. - Because I am. - And to be honest, there will be others like her joining the city quite shortly.

Again, I will give you a full briefing if and when you return from this mission. For now, the second part of this awkward news. This is Erolov Grimness. - Grimness. - And he kind of waits for the last name to wash over you. This is Dave Hitler. - He's going to be like, Hitler. - And I just stand there fairly like straight faced, not necessarily hostile in any way, just knowing that this reception is not expected to be warm and just ready for it. - Despite any troubles we've had with her sibling in the past, she is loyal to the city. And we've been in constant communication with her for a long time.

She's helped us accomplish some things again that we would have had a tougher time doing without her help. So here's what we're going to do. I'm giving you one last chance to prove yourself that this isn't a mistake and that we're not wasting valuable resources on your team. I want you to go to the armory and I want you to select a weapon. If you need more explosives, take some. Sign out everything you take and we're keeping a ledger. You're also going to need manpower. There's a camp on the edge of the Evergreen. It's filled with mostly grunts. They're not doing anything other than digging trenches and manual labor.

Take all of them. - Sergeant Baker's men then, yes. - And he's going to scroll down this letter, hand him this and he'll understand. Take all of those men. I want you to assault that point. We don't have the time to launch a full-scale invasion. We certainly don't have the manpower to divert to the Evergreen right now. I want you to destroy that Titan at all costs. If you can retrieve Una, if she's not dead, then very well. But don't put yourself in a situation where you'll sacrifice the team or any of my men if you don't need to, do you understand? - Unquestioningly, sir.

- Then get going. - Yes, sir. - So let's, okay. Let's say that you have went to the armory and that you have, you've kind of gotten everything that you need and you're heading back out. This is a leap of faith for Grace, to be honest. This is, like he could very well be chasing, you know, good money after bad on this. This is your last chance in his eyes. Are you taking the horses back out or a wagon? Like more of a unified type of thing? - My excellent, I think we were gonna grab the horses that we pulled from the Nuval and use those for the way back. - Okay, well, they would kind of be property of the city now but yeah, but yeah, they let you.

- Of course, yeah. - Yeah, so there are only four horses now 'cause there were five of you, Una's got shot down. So who is Erolove riding with? She can ride with Marcus. Is there any discussion on the way? - I would like to state that although she has voiced no like protest to anything that they've discussed in her presence since leaving Commander Grace's office, that she's still very stiff in the saddle and not clearly not relaxed. - I guess, Jodzia definitely wouldn't pick up a conversation 'cause she wouldn't ever, but she is going to ride behind whichever horse that Erolove is on 'cause there's no way she's gonna turn her back to her and she's going to have her hand on her magic weapon the entire time.

- Well, I would like to tell Erolove that no matter what my teammates actions are, as far as I'm concerned, she is a member of this team and she'll be treated as such. Welcome aboard. Thank you. - It's not that Gevan's disinterested. He's just a little bit preoccupied making sure all the gears together and it's like ride out. I'll explain as soon as we stop that Baker's encampment. - Let's catch up with Una. - Ready? - So here, okay, wow. Okay, this is gonna be interesting. So you, okay, Una and Liara are in a private, it's kind of a private little house.

It's like one of the lean-to shacks that you guys were using the night, that well, yeah, that same night really. And she is silently, like at this point, like Una has received some healing and she is still wearing the leather. Like she's not, she doesn't have her armor, she doesn't have her hammer, but those things have been sent for, like they're retrieving them for where you dumped them earlier and there's this like chilled silence in the room as you can kind of hear rain pelt the outside of the building and it leaks like crazy. Like it's not a very, it's not like a watertight seal.

This is just to kind of keep most of the elements off of you and after a few, after like a while of this, Liara's gonna speak up. You know she's gonna kill you, right? - Yes. - You know I can't stop her, right? - I know, I am like Una is kind of visibly for the first time, like not completely, I don't know, cool and collected. She's like shaking and like staring at the floor. Clearly like she's pretty fucking shaken. I realize that. I honestly could care less whether you live or die, but I don't want her to be the one to kill you. She's, she's not that kind of person.

She can't just kill and not feel it. It's gonna ruin her and it's your fault. - What do you mean it's going to ruin her? - Everything she does, she feels tenfold. She doesn't, she can't just forget something. If she hurts someone, she dwells on it. If she, she can't even lie to me. She, it would hurt her feelings too much to do that. She's losing herself in a moment of rage. - Una's gonna like look up and like kind of like clench her fists, like almost so her nails are cutting into the palm. I won't let that happen, don't worry. - The only way I see it is you have to live.

There's nothing I can do once this starts. The wheels are already in motion. We can at least try to give you a fighting chance. And she's gonna walk over to this, this, this pile of, of, of kind of like it's cloth folded over something. And it is this set of mithril armor. And it's got like all kinds of elven etching and like this is, this is some, this is some pretty badass stuff. This is going to protect you a bit more than the armor you walked in with. I noticed there was a pretty sizable dent in it. - Courtesy of Brianna. - She kind of, she kind of sighs that, yeah, this hopefully will do a little better.

It has some, all I know is that it, it, it, it'll work better than what you have. You're not an elf, so it's not going to, you're not going to get all the benefits of it. But at the very least you can just hopefully defend yourself and she's going to kind of toss it to you. - So Una's gonna like run her hands over it, really like really amazed that someone would do this. And say, thank you, truly. I appreciate this. I know you're not doing it because you want to see me live, but I want you to know when I told you to protect her in return for me saving her life, I wasn't lying.

I don't want any harm to come to her. - It's, it's a little late for that. The only thing we can do now is just hope that she calms down after she hits you once or twice, if you're still standing after that. I honestly have never seen her this upset. I've been through a lot with that girl. I've, I've never seen her like this. - You honestly are, are positive that she is going to kill me, correct? I need to know, this is very important. - I know she's going to try. - Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm just going to kind of take off leather armor and she has a small knife strapped to her forearm.

Same one that she, she used to cut her ribs to get the blood for a breeze disguise death thing. And she's going to place it against her chest and have look at Liara and say, I'm not, I'm not going to do anything stupid. Don't try and stop me, okay? - Okay. She's saying it like real nervous. - And completely without flinching, without any facial twitch whatsoever, Una is going to carve the word Arkati into her chest and then replace the knife and put on the plate armor. - Do you mind telling me what that was about? - Do you really want to know? And it's kind of like, going to like grin, like for some reason now it's all okay.

Like she's not, she's not worried. She's not shaking anymore. - She just kind of shakes her head no. Can I ask you a question? - Yeah. - Why did you save her? - I made the choice long ago to be a Paladin of Kord. And that means strength and courage above all else. And sometimes you meet somebody and there's so much concentrated courage in them that you can't help but do everything you can to serve them. That's the, that's the best way I can describe it. - We don't have much time left. Just, I would get, I would get anything you need to get an order done. And make sure to grab your hammer.

- I think I'll pray. - All right. And she just kind of leaves the room. Let's, let's catch up with the party. Now timeline wise, you understand that you are, the party is behind the events of whatever's going to happen with Una. Because it took you hours to ride there and back. So whatever the outcome of this Una Bree fight is, you will have no impact on it. You understand? - Yes. - Yes. - Okay. So you have, okay, you've returned to that large encampment where there, where all those soldiers are. And I imagine you told Baker, you know, look, we need all of these people.

These are their orders. So yeah. - Yeah, we had to teach him how to play the game of warfare. - Is there anything you guys would like to discuss? - Do we need to go over tactics or plan of attack? Are we just going to send these troops straight up and we're going to go around and flank them and try and- - If Una is being held hostage, it might be in our best interest to find a hostage of our own. - I was actually thinking about having, we're going to send Po in and another way as well, since he knows what she looks like the best and attempt to find her.

And we will meet up with him as soon as we can. But yeah, we're going to send them effectively well-armed and fully aware that they're going to fight the good fight. And it's a hell of a lot better than digging ditches. Any of them that come out alive are going to be unsung heroes. - All right. Tell them to beware for any human that's there. - Well, not any human, because Breanna's a human and so is Leora and a lot of other right ravens. - Well, I said, be aware of, I didn't say bring back. - Okay. I thought you meant like, oh, be careful not to hurt any.

And I'm like, hmm. - Oh, that's a good shirt. - No, and in character, we aren't quite sure of Una still right now. So that's why I said beware of. - Who'd like to roll a perception check for me? - I would. - Go right ahead. - All right. 21. - 21. Scanning the camp, you can see where the men are starting to assemble. And they're looking at this party and more specifically, they're looking at Erolove. And they're kind of whispering, they're kind of whispering back and forth to each other. - Can I catch anything that they're saying? - It's pretty much exactly what you think.

Like what the fuck is a tiefling doing here? What are we, I mean, why are we not attacking it? What's going on? - She'll give them, if any, like directly look at her, she'll give them like a nod. Kind of like almost smirking, but trying to keep it under control. - The, Sergeant Baker's gonna walk up to the party. And he's looking over the letter that Grace wrote. Are you sure about this? I mean, you're taking all of my men. - Yes. Full commandeer. - Who's leading them? - I am. - You're leading them into a fight they haven't had time to prepare for, didn't know was coming and in the middle of the night.

- Yes. - And he looks back down and it's Commander Grace's signature. And it, okay, all right. And he just kind of gives it up and he's telling the men to get ready and they're gonna follow you. I imagine you would have to get, you'd have to dismount. You're gonna have to march in. - Yes. - Okay, that is gonna take a little longer, but obviously you gotta stay with the men. So you are going to be taking round about 450 to 500 troops. Now these aren't exactly the most seasoned veterans. I'm gonna lay this, these are like a lot of young kids, like 17, 18 year old kids.

And I mean like just fresh race recruits, like very, very, just very raw. - Shall I address them then? - That is up to you. - All right, I don't mind doing that. - It's a Gavinish thing. - Yeah, again, any flaws or stutters are my own, not Gavin's. He'll look over everyone. I don't wanna open this. Recruits of the Overwatch. You know why you're here right now. This is detail work that you're currently on. You're digging ditches, you're burying bodies, you're clearing the way of debris. None of these things are considered heroic work, but they're all required.

Now you have the opportunity to serve your country in a full fashion. We are going to strike a decisive blow against the White Ravens and the elves simultaneously. You will be my sword arm. You will be my body. You will bring this fight to them. We will emerge victorious. And when it's all over, I will share a drink with each and every one of you. Gear up, we are moving. Do I make myself clear? - And they all kind of sound off. Yeah, just like a big, like kind of massive roar from them. You guys, oh God. - Right next to Gavin, Aralove would also say, "Yes, sir," very quietly.

So most people probably don't even notice it. This rain is really starting to come down now. This is gonna make marching unpleasant. It's just been coming down for hours. Like it's just mud and just pretty shitty marching through this forest. But yeah, that's kind of what soldiers do. They've kind of trained for that. So, well, let's do this. Let's get to Una and Brianna. - I love there's a fucking thunderstorm, like Kord, Storm God, this couldn't be fucking better. - Una, if you'd like to place your character right in this region. You are surrounded by elves and ravens.

This is very much a spectator event. You can actually, go ahead and make a perception roll for me, please. - Placing bets, 24, shit. - That is one of the things you absolutely see is some of the ravens are, they're actually placing bets. - It's bets on how she's gonna kill me, like where she's gonna land a killing blow. - Right, you don't exactly know what the bets are. Like you don't exactly think how far is that gonna fly? I wonder, I don't know. Like, but it's yeah. Brianna is pacing short bursts back and forth, very much like what you'd imagine a postal worker would do before they just gun down an entire office full of people.

She looks just angry and distraught and she's waiting for this to begin. Brittana after a time, like first of all, Brianna is eyeballing Liara and you, 'cause Liara is actually standing over in Una's corner. And Brianna just looks pissed off and betrayed and she's not doing well with this entire situation. And in an effort, Liara in an effort to try to make sure that she doesn't kill you or Brianna doesn't kill you, may have just pissed her off even more and given her more incentive to lash out at someone. - Awesome, thanks Liara. Love you. - See, Brianna is ready to begin this.

If Una is ready to begin, then we're gonna have a fight. - Okay, Una's gonna raise one of her tattooed fists to the sky and just kinda punch it like, yeah man, you're up there, you're rooting for me, I know it. - All right, go ahead and roll initiative, Una. 13 and Brianna rolls a 16. Oh wow, okay. - Here we go, let's do this, Jason. - Brianna's kinda like spread both arms and you kind of see her fucking hands go up and ignite, like she's been waiting for this. Kinda like the Hulk and Avengers, just she's always angry, that's how she's ready. So just bam, these things light up, her pupils are gone.

She is going to, man, this is gonna be terrible. - It's okay. - She is going to use force blast on Una. She's gonna spread her palms and put both of her arms in front of her and let loose with this torrent of energy. And it's just directed straight into his chest. So here we go. That is a 25 versus your 42, oh, AC. - Ah shit, yeah, my AC's 23. - Okay, man, 3D8. Plus five, 18 damage. - Okay. - And that's gonna knock you back six spaces. - Okay, let me just add this pain, let me just do that really quick. Pain, pain, pain, pain, pain, it's a lot of pain clicks.

Okay, and back six spaces. - Yep. - One, two, three, four, five, six, my god. - Okay, so I guess Una's just gonna go sliding back. Is she prone to? - No, I'm gonna, that just like blasts you back. Like I'm gonna, wait, are you wearing a shield? - Yeah. - Okay, then yeah, that's just gonna like force you back. You're definitely taking damage from that though. Una, your turn. - Okay, fuck. - Throw her off if you offered that. - Fuck. - With a question mark? - Shit, I gotta find a way to get up there and be able to hit her. Shit, can I use my move action and then like Windfury Assault?

- Is that part, let me see, Windfury Assault, does that count as a move or? - Don't think so, I'm not sure. - Well then yes. - Let me see, it just says encounter standard action melee arranged. - If I use speed tick, then yeah. - Okay, sweet. Okay, so my speed is, yeah. - I'm just saying you may want to go ahead and use your healing touch. Oh wait, no, you don't have those back, it's the same day. - Yep. - Oh fuck. - Sorry about that. - No, it's okay. Did I get them 'cause I was passed out for a little bit? - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. - I want those lamp hats.

- The Thunder of Kord, you know. - Yeah, there you go, I'm so fucking hyped up. - Well, I'm gonna say that first of all, she kind of had an extended rest. She was knocked out for a bit and then she had an hour to prepare. - Plus we waited until deep into the morning before we did our smash and grab. - Yeah, so I'm gonna say that you got all your stuff back just because it was hours. - Fuck yeah. - 'Cause you didn't fight anybody in the Evergreen, well I mean you fought Drakes in the Evergreen, but you didn't fight anybody in this clearing, so yeah. - Thank you.

- Thank you so much. - I don't think you'd have a fighting chance. I don't want to tear the wings of a fly, like I want to, you know. - Thanks, yeah, yeah, okay. Okay, here we go. So Una's just gonna start sprinting towards Bree, just full out fucking sprinting. And after five spaces of sprinting, she's going to leap into the air and sparks and fucking thunder and fucking storm clouds are just gonna carry her the rest of the five spaces to Bree and she's going to make an attack. - Nice. - 26 versus AC. - 26 will hit Bree. - Okay, so she's gonna take her hammer and just swing it like a motherfucker, so fucking hard down at this girl from above, so it would hit her on like the neck and the last second.

When it's like a fraction of an inch from Bree's neck, she's just gonna pull back and not hit her. - And say, "I keep my fucking vows." - Bree's gonna flinch. Seeing this hammer come down, she's gonna flinch and it's almost like, "Ugh," and I'm not hit yet. And after you shout that, she's gonna yell, "Your vows are bullshit!" And she's gonna try and force punch you. - Oh shit, I should've done it with my hands, oh god. Whoops, bye guys. - That was really badass though. - Thanks, yeah, I mean, that's one way to go. - 25 versus, Jesus, yeah, Fortitude. - Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, that's like double my Fortitude.

- Okay. - Damn it, damn it, I wanted to live a little bit longer. Oh well, we'll do this cinematically, let's go. - Pop your armor. - Pop my armor? - Immediate reaction, when you take a melee or range, take half damage. - Can I, do I wait until I see how much damage this caused? - The immediate reaction is when the attack hits you before damage. Do you want to live? - Well, it's up to you, really. - Okay, tell me how many D8s it is. - Four D8 plus 10. - Yeah, fuck that. Main throw armor, fucking, yeah. Yeah, pop that, pop that shit. - 36 damage. - Oh my God, thank God I popped that, okay.

That does, wait, what's-- - 18. - 18. - And you know the drill, it's gonna knock you back. Six spaces. - Six, okay. - Brie looks almost pissed that she flinched. And she definitely looks flinched that you, she definitely looks pissed that you did not hit her. And she's extra pissed that you fucking brag about how you keep your vows. - Oops. - That is gonna wrap it up for Brie's turn. Una. - Okay, I'm just kidding, my lies aren't, or my vows aren't fucking bullshit. You're still alive, aren't you? And lay on hands, kind of pathetic. You're still alive. I'm just gonna follow myself over here.

Okay, yeah, lay on hands. That's one surge plus my charisma modifier. No, no. - Wait, wait, wait. - Okay, there's no charisma modifier, that was a different thing. And then I get the five temporary hit points? - You do because of the armor, I wanna say? - Oh no, her new feet. - No, her feet, yeah. - Okay, my surge value is 11. - So that's 16 health. - Yeah, and then temporary hit points. - Five temp. - Yeah, yeah, that's the other, I don't wanna hurt, okay, you know what, fuck it, fuck it. Here we go. So I guess Una goes sliding back those five spaces. And she's not notch prone, she is notch prone?

- I'm gonna say no just because, you know, no. You're wearing plate armor, you're wearing, you have a shield, like I'm gonna say no. - Okay, so I guess she'll like skid to a halt kind of. - Yeah, plus this field is slippery as shit, so yeah. - And just again, print up the five spaces. And I gotta think of something badass to say. Badass and hurtful. I'm gonna say, look at you, you're becoming what you hate. 23 versus Will, that hits. - That will hit Brianna's Will. - Thank God I'm actually hitting these, oh my God, okay. - That would be really anti-climactic if you just, eh.

- That'll do psychic damage. It's just, it's kind of like Una's unaware that it's gonna do psychic damage, but whatever. - Right, yeah, this is more like hurt feelings. - Nine, ooh. - Nine damage to Bri. - Okay, that's gonna drag her up like right to Una, so it's kind of like Una's reaching out and Bri gets like sucked into her hand and she's gonna pull her really close. - Okay. Okay, that'll wrap up your turn? - Yes, oh. - Okay, okay, this is Bri's turn. - Oh my God, that's a great idea though, sorry, sorry. - Ha, I just saw that. - Brianna's gonna look a little shocked that you have the power to pull her towards you, and then she's just gonna kind of regain her composure.

You don't get to be the martyr. No one's coming for you, no one cares about you. You betrayed everyone you've ever talked to, and she is going to reach her hand back and effectively try and psionic bitch slap Una. So let's do that. It's basically a modified force punch, just a little less on it. You can tell she wants to hurt you. She wants to, she doesn't necessarily want to end this in one hit. Ah, fuck, that is a 16. That will miss your AC, or yeah, fortitude, sorry. - That is my fortitude. - Oh my God, it will hit. - Do I get like a plus from the armor?

- Not to your fortitude. - God dammit. Do I have any pluses, any, I don't want to die. I do not want to fucking die. I don't think I have any pluses, to be honest. Can I bite her as she's slapping me? Fuck it, okay, yeah, I'll take an edge. I'm just fighting everything here. - This is gonna be 2d8 plus five, 17 damage. - Fucking shh. - Don't forget your five tent. - Yeah, good lord. - Well, that'll just eat the five temp right off the bat. That'll already include it in the math. So this is nearly gonna take you off your feet. This is like a vicious psionic backhand, and that will catch Una right in the face.

And Brianna's gonna yell, "Now hit me!" And Una, it is your turn. - Okay, Una's just gonna spit the blood out, and I'm guessing there's fucking blood all over her mouth. - I would imagine. - From being fourth bitch slapped. And she's just gonna stare Brianna in the eyes and just drop her hammer, and say, "If you're gonna fucking kill me, "then fucking kill me already. "You know what you're gonna become. "Everyone around here is gonna know what you become. "They're all fucking watching you become it. "Now fucking end this, or don't." And I'm just gonna do a little lay on hands just to take the edge off.

- It's kind of pathetic to heal yourself after being like, "Fucking kill me," but. - Well, I don't know if a lay on hand, like I don't know if it's a glowy thing, or if it's just something like it's on the down low. Like it's like, okay, let me just-- - Okay, yeah, I'll keep it keep it subtle. Just like, yeah. - Or you could just use, sorry to jump in again. - No, help, help. - You could just use your, what do you call it? Second wind, and that way you'll get your defense and everything, and that's just your full resolve, you know, and your defense, you're turtling up.

- Okay, what does second wind actually do? What pluses do I get from that? - You get to pop a healing surge, and it's a plus two to all your defenses until the end of your next turn, I believe. - Okay, I'll do that. I'll pop a healing surge, and because I popped a healing surge, I get the five temporaries too? - Yes. - Yes. - Yeah. Oh, shit. Five temporary. Okay. - So, Bree is just standing there in front of you. She's gonna start taking a wide stance, and you can see that she is, she's beginning to charge. She, so you can see like psionic energy just crackling all around this girl, like this is, this is, she, whatever she's getting ready to do to you is nasty and big, and she wants it to hurt, and she's gonna just start yelling at you, you couldn't even give me this.

You betrayed me, you lied to me, you let me stand up for you. You made me look like a fool in front of everyone here, and you can't even give me an honorable fight in front of them? Okay. Una's fucking angry, and she's gonna fucking glare, but as she's glaring, she's just gonna like kneel to the ground slowly, and say, you don't fucking understand you, little girl. You have no fucking idea what it's like. I love my friends. I would do anything to fucking protect them. I would die for them, and then I meet somebody who I have to follow because they're braver and more courageous than anyone I've ever met.

How the fuck do you think I'm supposed to deal with that? How do you think I'm supposed to deal with that without fucking somebody over at some point? - She's, okay, she's gonna stand there, and still charging, still taking all that in. You can't have everything you want. You can't have it both ways. At a certain point, you have to choose. The only thing you can show me is you're incapable of it. You're a coward, and she's going to roll a D20 and charge, and that is 11. She'll get a plus 10 to her next attack. (Una whimpers) Una, your turn. - Okay, Una urinates herself, and curls up into the fetal position, and cries.

Okay, let me just think really quick. I have to say something right here, right now, that will end up in her not killing me. Oh, God, okay. Any input, guys? - Yeah, hang on one second. - Just keep looking right into her eyes, and just wait for it, and hopefully she will see the goodness in your eyes. - You know what? I don't feel like there is any goodness in her eyes. (laughing) Okay. Una is kneeling there. Brie has just called her a coward, and she's gonna say, sometimes, in a world like this, not taking a side is the bravest thing you can do, but I understand what you need to do, and I also understand what's going to happen if you do.

There are people here who love you. They're going to see you turn into something. They're going to see you turn into a monster. They're going to see you turn into us. If your intent on this ending, like this, and she kind of gestures to her, kneeling in the fucking mud, let me end it myself. - So what, okay, wait, what are you proposing? Like, are you, you're saying you're gonna kill yourself? - Basically, yeah. - Hmm. - It's more like an offer. It's like, more of an offer and less of a, like, let me do it, let me kill myself, like, demand. - Right, let me get that for you.

Okay. - Excuse me, I'm just gonna stab myself here. - Ah, man. - I refuse to let you become that which you see in me and then off yourself. - Well, you still have a turn. Okay, you're waiting, okay. She's like, okay, you're referencing, you're referencing all the people that care about her and she's looking around and you guys are surrounded. This is like a 3 p.m. fight at school. Like, it's just, it's like, this just, no one's chanting or anything. This is a beating at this point. This is a vicious beating. You're not putting up a fight. You've made it very clear.

You're not even holding your weapon anymore and you're kneeling in the mud. This is an execution. This isn't about honor. This isn't about, so at this point, the dispute is over and it's up to Bree whether she is good, like, now it's kind of revealed. It's like, okay, is this about spite and vengeance or is this about, you know, what you were saying? And she's just kind of panning over the face as of everyone and you can kind of see Leora. Like, she wants, like, you can see, like, she wants to step in so hard and do anything to avoid this and she's just like shaking her head no.

- Don't let them lose you. - And, Bree's just kind of taken out of line and she's, she looks back down at Una and like, she's still got like one fist clenched. Like, she, and it's just very much like a glow, ready? Like, it's lighting up the darkness around you and she is going to reach back and after a moment, take a swing at Una's chest. Now, if you're not gonna fight this at all, it's an automatic hit. - Oh no, I'm gonna fucking, I'm gonna fight it. - Okay. - Who do you think she is, Marcus? - Yeah. - Full defense. - Una can't just, she's not gonna let Bree just kill her.

- Okay, yeah, this is, okay, at the end of your, okay, are you putting up your dukes, essentially? Are you going full defense? - Yes. - Okay, so that's gonna be a plus two on top of your plus two for your-- - God, please, don't let it be four to two, though. - This is-- - Oh, I can't even look at the screen. - Yeah, this is gonna be against your four to two here. - I'm ready, I'm ready to die, I'm ready. Can I-- - As long as it's, go ahead. - Can I, like-- - Like, when you see her reach back, what's your reaction? - Can I say, like, one thing? - You probably have about time for a short sentence.

- Okay, I'm gonna say, I ask that my body be placed on the edge of the Evergreen for my friends to find. - She's gonna say, there won't be that much left of you. And she is going to swing forward with her fist directly at your chest, as long as this isn't a 20 or higher than you, you have a chance. - Oh! - Great miss. - Holy fucking-- - Great miss. - Shit, I was so prepared to die. - What is it with-- - Did her fist break on the shield? - So what is it with women in this party that can't hit somebody who's defenseless? - Oh my God. - Poor fucking person. - Oh my God.

Okay, okay. - That may be, that may actually be divine intervention. - I don't see a fucking way. - A lightning bolt just like comes down and hits right in front of the shield and she pulled her fist back. - That is fucking amazing. That is a crit miss. - It's just a continuation of last week's rolls, that's all. - Thank God it's on the right side this time. - Oh my God. - Damn. - Okay, so you are just total turtle shelling. The, so you're bleeding pretty profusely. - Mm-hmm. - Your blood is gonna make contact with your scale armor. And you remember how I told you how it's all etched in and gorgeously designed?

- Mm-hmm. - It's gonna start to glow. This brilliant, like a very light blue, like a very pale blue. And it is going to absorb the attack apparently. Like that's what it appears to have done. Like almost like a, not quite a force field, but it's just like, ugh. Just like, like the armor itself is like putting up its hands like offering like additional protection. And her fist, even though it collides with your chest, does nothing. And then after a couple of seconds that the, that etching starts to fade and it just returns to normal. And that will bring up your turn.

- Okay. - Leora's gonna look really shocked, like she did not expect that to happen. Okay, like side question, is that something that happens 'cause like she's part elf? - That would be because you have elven blood. - So does anybody notice that? And is anybody like, "The fuck?" - Oh no, that was totally a "the fuck" moment. That was like, that's a thing where people were reacting, like it's a lot of like hushed, like, "What the fuck?" Like that's, Leora looks specifically surprised. - Okay, shit. (sighs) Okay, Una's gonna like shift back, like stumble back, like kind of like looking at her arms where the armor is and just like eyes wide, totally not understanding what just happened.

- Brie's gonna look shocked that you're not dead. You should be dead. And she, like, she always like, if there's a misfire in a gun, you start looking at the gun, like she's gonna look at her fist like, "Oh, that usually works. That's not, yeah, this is, yeah, okay, go ahead." - Okay, I gotta think of something to say. Okay, Una's just like in shock, but she's gonna whisper, "I didn't mean anyone to get hurt. I kept my vows." And just like staring at her arms and like her chest where the punch should have hit and just like staring at the elves around her.

- I cannot believe that was a crit miss, that's amazing. - Brianna after a couple of seconds of just looking like something is up, like you should be dead, that shouldn't have happened. And she's like, after a couple of seconds, she's just like the glow starts to fade away and you can like her pupils return to normal. And she's just kind of looking at you. I can't even kill you. I can't even have this. - It's not something you want on you. Trust me. - I'm done. You win. You're forgiven. But she kind of says it like that's something she, like because of the rules of this, she has to say, but it's not, it definitely doesn't sound like that's something she means.

- Can I like reach out and like not like touch her to stop her, but like kind of like, - The gesture. - Yeah, the gesture. - Right. - Truly, I know it seems like I betrayed you, but it was only for the sake of my friends. What would you have done if you found out that your friends did terrible things? Would you leave them to die? Would you forsake them? I don't, I didn't want to do what I did, but I had to to keep them safe. I want you to understand. - That kind of sparked something in her because she, well, I mean, you gave her news about her friends. Like if that's true, then she's got the very same decision to make very soon.

And she's just kind of looking down and she, after a couple of seconds, she looks up into Una's eyes. I think I can understand that. - Okay. Una's gonna like fall to her knees in like thanks and just kind of like bow her head and say, thank you. - Brianna's just kind of nod, she's gonna kind of nod and then just turn and walk away from this. - There is still the small matter of the fact that you are very much their captive. - Yes. I didn't ask for freedom, I asked for forgiveness. - You did. - Yeah. - So they're gonna kind of, so the elves are gonna close in around you again because this is officially over.

There's nowhere that this is, there's nowhere this is gonna go anymore. - Cool. - So I'm gonna go back to the other side and I'm gonna go back to the other side anymore. - Cool. - And Brittana's gonna approach you. And she kind of gives this half bow. You defended yourself with honor. To be honest, I didn't expect you to survive the encounter. Unfortunately, you still betrayed our trust. I don't see a way we can let you live. - Una's gonna kind of like nod. I understand, but why did the armor glow? - You may not wanna hear this, but it would appear as though you are at least part elf.

The armor reacts to elven blood in the person's darkest hour when they're beaten and can no longer defend themselves. The armor steps in and offers assistance. It's one of our most prized enchanted artifacts. We awarded it to Liara some time ago. She saw fit to give it to you, I see. - I'm not part elf. - I'm afraid there's no other explanation for what just happened. To be honest, you should be dead. - No, no, that's, my mother was human. - Then your father was an elf. I'm sorry if that causes you distress, but. - We killed Drow. - Excuse me. - Is that like an excuse me, like what did you just say?

- Right, like a, yeah, like a question mark excuse me. Like just looking disgusted with herself, just like, just horrified. I just think we killed Drow, I'm related to them, and we killed them. - I imagine you've done a lot of things that you're not proud of. If I may ask, why do you fight for them? - I took the wrong advice. - From who? - A little shit. Turned out to be nothing but a coward. She's kind of like staring at the ground. Like today has been a little bit too much for her mental capacity. - Brittana's kind of taking you in, like assessing you, like as a person, like she's, she's the type to just like, you could tell, she can look at you and just completely break you down.

Like just like who you are, what you're about, that kind of thing. And she's really just kind of assessing you. - I feel like we may have some things to discuss. Would you, would you consider assisting us? - When I'm just gonna like, still like looking at the ground, really distraught and like nod, really, really slowly and like tiny little nods. And she's gonna say, but my friends, I need, I need to be able to save them. - If your friends are as loyal as they say they are, I'm guessing they're coming back. I'm also going to guess that they're not coming back alone.

We will be waiting for them. They will attack us and they will fail. And I'm afraid they won't be able to save you. I'm sorry if that distresses you, but we are at war. The bottom line is they are the aggressors. They chop down our trees. They're trying to chase us out. They would murder us if we'd let them. - Will you give me a chance to talk to them? If I, if I have, can I, can I try if I have the chance? Give me that and I will lay down my life for these people. - There are, there are a few elves around her. It's kind of given a look like, fuck that. Like, no, can't trust this bitch.

Brittana is going to kind of like lean forward and just like, like in a really intense stare into Oona's eyes. Almost like she's like piercing, like just looking through you. And after a few unsettling moments of silence, she's gonna, she's gonna look at you and say, "Very well, I will allow you to try. If you can avoid a conflict, then so be it. But if not, this changes nothing. We will defend ourselves and we will defend Kalkas. We will win and your friends will die. Do you understand?" - I understand. - Then go. - Oona's gonna whirl around and sprint.

- That is probably very wise. Brittana's gonna kind of give this like, there is a split second, 'cause elves have like intense reflexes. So there is a split second where when you start to sprint, you hear shitloads of bows go taunt. And they're just gonna give this like half, like this half jerk, like look, look back at Brittana. And she's gonna give this motion. If she did not give that motion, you'd be fucking dead. Like they would, they thought you were making a break for it. All right, let's, let's, let's take a breather there for one second. - Oh my God.

- Oh, fucking crap. - Love you Izzy. - How the hell? - I don't know how the fuck that works. - How the fuck did you do that? - I have no idea. - That is so amazing. - I'm actually shaking, like my body, every fucking part of it. - I'm glad it was legitimately like a crit miss. Otherwise the naysayers would be like, "See, we told you that you'd save her." - Dude, the reaction is so fucking genuine. You can't, no, that was, that was a genuine reaction. - That would be all of us lying too. That'd be bullshit. What's the point in even playing the game if you're gonna fudge everything.

- I'm not, I pay no attention to that dude. Like to that kind of shit. Like it's like, we're gonna do what we're gonna do. Fuck you, 98% of people like it. But that is, she was going to kill you. - Oh, I know. - Wow. - I was so, I had like, I was so fucking prepared. - I was ready to comfort you Izzy. Like I had prepared statements like, "Hey, at least you had the coolest death. Like Duncan just fell and died. And like he just died in a normal fight. You went out so well." - Solomon caught one arrow, you know. - The fucking neck. I always picture like chest neck somewhere there.

Yeah, that would have been, if that would have hit, that would have been a 48 plus 20. - Oh God. - Fuck that. - Yeah, that literally would have killed me. - Kord himself stepped in front of that. That was, that was like, that just seems so, like a crit miss. The odds of that are... - Well, one in 20. - Well, yeah, but I mean like that exact time. I mean like, I know, yes, the odds of that, but I mean the odds of it happening at that exact moment with all that buildup, that one moment, there were no other crits of any kind that it just, I mean, man, that's like winning the lottery.

- Yeah. - I can't wrap my head around it. That worked out so well. - That is winning the role-play lottery right there. That is... - I think we won the role-play lottery. - Jesus. - I agree, we won. - Fully intended on killing Una. Like fully intended, like tried to and couldn't. Hours have passed. Now, what path is Una taking? Just that, just the same path the warforged kind of tore a hole through? Like, are you just marching back down the center? - Yeah, kind of like the most direct route. Not stopping to like clean blood off or anything. Like she looks fucked up.

But she's just gonna like be sprinting down, like trying to intercept them. - Now, if you remember, they were hours, they would be hours ahead of you. So they would, you would not get too far. Like you'd maybe be an hour into the woods, maybe less away from that clearing when you would encounter the party leading this coalition of the willing, this 500 squad, like, now again, these are all kids and stuff, but I mean, it's still 500 people. Like that's still a sizable force. I would imagine just this year, number of this would scare away a lot of the creatures and stuff that would necessarily attack like a small band of people.

But I don't care how big and intimidating you are as a Drake, you're probably not gonna attack 500 people. So are you, okay, are you, okay, as Una, are you trying to flag them down and just like jump in front of that or? - So did I wander along the side of it? Like, did I wander into them marching forward or did I like wander, like, am I facing them? - Well, if you're marching down the path, like just right down the center, then yeah, you're gonna march headlong into them. - Oh shit, okay, I need to buy some time. - And this is, the party's leading them by the way, like they're there.

- Yeah. I just don't wanna be like, hey guys, ready to defect in front of a giant fucking column of soldiers. - Well, they're following Gavin. Gavin would be in charge of these men and women. - So we're just gonna like slow her running as she like gets towards them and just kind of like look like the fight has taken like a severe toll on her. I mean, it has, like she's down hit points and she's gonna slowly kind of like stumble forward and then like fall to her knees. - Company halt. - As soon as V sees Una, he's gonna jump off his horse and run straight up to her.

- Same, Jensie is gonna jump off her horse and run over. - Well, you'd be marching with them. - Oh, okay. - All right, we did abandon our horses. - No, no. - Gonna jump off their imaginary horses. - Stop banging their coconuts and they're going to. - And there's two Python references. - Sprint up and just like bear hug Una. - She's gonna like bear hug them back and just burst into tears. This is not in her character at all, but just straight out crying and completely genuine and just like sobbing and saying, you have no idea. - I will politely look the other way.

- Jensie will kind of shield Una from those soldiers with her like cloak and everything so that no one can really see her crying and put her on the back and say, it's okay, you're here now. - You're okay. - You have no idea. They know, they know you're coming. They are going to kill all of you. There's things that I've found out and. She's like a loss for words, just like trying to say things and like she has no ability to get them out. - May I roll a perception check to see if I notice anything about her specifically, maybe like the armor and things like that, 'cause I don't know Una, so.

- Sure, yeah, this would be, you'd be definitely giving her a once over, like, okay, this person's new. - I got a 27. - Jesus Christ. Plus 13 motherfucker. - Yeah, plus 13, that is. - She can see the tattoo is under the armor. - She's anti-gabbing. - Looks like the cause has been her job. - With everything I'm not. - Pretty much. - Aw. - In a good way, we're complimentary. - That, okay, you definitely notice the armor. That is not standard Overwatch stuff. That is not, it is definitely not, like everyone else in the party would have their painted stuff. Well, they're wearing basic requisition stuff right now because they abandoned their nice hand painted, cool looking armor and they kind of have their, I mean, same type of stuff, just not decorated.

- Gen Z and I still have our armor, we never abandoned it. - Oh, that's true, you did, yes, that's true. - Kiss my ass. (laughing) And Gavin has no hat. - I have my fancy armor, but people may not have noticed it under my cloak yet. - Damien, I should have grabbed Gavin's hat before coming back. - You got away with your life. Let's count it as a win. - Definitely. - So with that perception check, or would I need to roll a nature check or something? Can I tell that she's half elven? - No, she doesn't, she looks human. She definitely just looks human. - Just making sure.

- Yeah. - Yeah, well, let's give them a few moments to be together and then we'll finally step up, just trying to look strong for the people. I'm exceedingly overjoyed that you're alive. - Oh God, this is gonna be so awkward. Fuck, okay. Oona's gonna like get to her feet and kind of like not wipe away the tears, like that would be acknowledging them. Like she's just going to completely ignore that ever happened. You are going to have to send these people home or they're marching to their death. - Report. - Is that like, tell me everything that happened? Is that what that is?

- Precisely, he just is trying to be succinct as possible and also not acknowledging the fact that your eyes are very watery. - Okay, so Oona's gonna like just like, she's back to being herself now. Like the tears are gone, she is being Oona and she's gonna give the most sarcastic salute and just say, "Well, sir, I was captured. I was left behind." That's okay because we determined that someone would be left behind if something went wrong. And they challenged me to Quen Fae and I kind of won, turns out I'm half-elf and they're going to fucking kill every single one of you if you march on them.

Is that all right, sir? And just give him like a really, like just the most sarcastic, like, "Fuck you, dude." - And Gavin will step forward and just backhand her. - Wow. - Oona's fucking fighting that, that's not gonna happen. - Okay, hold up. - May I roll an insight check, please? - Um, on Oona? - Yes. - Or the backhand? - On Oona. - The backhand is very insight. - Can Fae do an insight on that route as well due to the health comment? - Yes, go ahead. - 28 for me. - Okay. - 17 for me. - I would say that it sounds pretty genuine, like she said, like as distraught as she was a few seconds ago, her just kind of breaking down and like, almost that's how she would cope with news like that.

Like she has that much to deliver and just the fact that Gavin's kind of cold about, kind of like, everyone else kind of had this reuniting moment with Fae and Jadzia and this was a little more cold. Or we'll report soldier, that kind of thing. So you, yeah, it sounds pretty genuine. Like it does not sound like she's making any of that up. - Okay, Fae takes a small step back. It'll probably just look like he's given her a little bit of space after she's been through a lot. But he's gonna, he falls completely silent and he just kind of looks down. He's thinking intently.

- If you don't notice it, do I have to roll to see if I notice that Fae has like step back? - Roll a perception check. - I'm just gonna be watching everyone's reactions very closely 'cause she has just admitted that she's not human and I'm the first like non-human admitted, you know, non-human in the party. So I'm very curious to see how this goes. - 17, you'll kind of notice him, like just space himself out a little bit. - Okay, so I'm gonna kind of like reach back with my hand and like kind of like touch his arm, just like, I know what I just said, like not say it, but just kind of like, like silent, like I know I'll explain sort of.

- Fae, Fae would most likely unconsciously pull away. - Well, okay, wait, wait, wait, wait. We still have this back end to deal with. - Yeah. - Let's not go nuts. - Yeah, Gavin's trying to punch, like slap you in the face. Roll an attack there, roll a basic melee. - I will definitely do that. Removing all the calculations from, you know, the sword and crap like that. Looks like that's a D20 plus eight and a 17. - 17 versus AC, I'm guessing. - 'Cause melee basic, yeah. - Yeah, so totally not. - Shield comes up. - So Una's gonna- - Can I just like grab his hand if I do that?

- Well, no, you can't just grab his hand. I judo flip him. But you will block his attack. So I picture Gavin taking a swing and Una just like putting up one of her arms, like just forearm blocking it. - Okay, this might be complicated because as soon as Jedzia realizes that Marcus goes to hit Una, I think- - Gavin, Gavin. - Gavin, oops, sorry. The tiles moved and now everyone's in a different place. That's how I kept track of everybody. I'll put them in the same order next time, I'll try. - So as soon as he sees that Gavin tries to hit her, she's going to do a basic melee attack against him.

It's not gonna be, I'm a warlock, so it's not gonna do much, but should we start rolling an initiative or something? - I don't know, I'm gonna give this a couple seconds. - Is she smacking him with a rod? - Yeah, are you basically- - Yeah, I'm smacking him right in the face with my big rod. - Oh yeah, right in the face. - Rika's joined our party? (laughing) - So you'd get your full modifier, just roll a basic melee. 'Cause you're trying to hit Gavin with a weapon. - It's gonna ask me to hit somebody. - We'll just roll the dice roll again. - Okay, right, right, I forgot about that thing.

Okay, so it's 20 plus five. And as she goes to hit him, whether she hits or not, 17, she's going to scream, "You are disgusting, she is injured. Can't you see that? A captain should not need to hit a soldier, command respect, you earn it." And 17, does that hit your AC? Definitely not, right? - No. Give me a moment, please. - Picture everybody slapping each other's armor. No, you did it, no you. - Oh, all over again. - She's waiting for one to really land, like yeah. - I can see why Commander Grace needed a more mature influence on this group. - Yeah, this is falling apart.

(laughing) - Gavin is going in for the backhand when he defends herself and Gavin begins to say, "I've had enough of your insubordination." And then he sees the rod come up and he basically quickly turns his hand around and smacks that down. I'll deal with you in a moment. And then he swings the eyes back to Una after he's sure that Jadzi is not gonna take a second swing. After he hears their whole statement of, you know, you don't need to hit your people to demand their respect. - Okay, yeah, okay. So are you done speaking to Una or? - No, I was just making sure there wasn't anybody else that wanted to jump in here, giving people their opportunity.

- No, but I'm gonna whisper to Aralov, "Get ready, we may have to separate them." Can I look up at Marcus and go, "Hey, Marcus, hey, tiefling." - I will quietly say understood to Marcus before this bee human jumps in there or half elf apparently. - Does Aralov say anything to Una? Like is there any like response to the, "Hey, tiefling," that kind of thing? - Does she seem like, is it like a tiefling? Like, you know, is she putting spite into the word tiefling or is it just like, "Oh, hi, tiefling." - It's just kind of like, she's still kind of rolling on that like sarcastic, like almost like, you know, when you're talking to somebody who like, they're in a position of power and then you're being an asshole to them and you're just kind of like really hyped up, like, "Oh my God, I have an opponent," like kind of like that.

It's like, "Hey, tiefling, how's it going?" - She will not respond to that at all. - Okay. - All right. - Okay, go ahead. - Una, let me get this straight. You got left behind as per our plan. We all agreed on that. You went through a fight and now you've somehow got out to warn us that we're stepping into a trap and you're finding out, or they have told you that you are partially an elf like them, correct? - Yeah, yep, that's exactly what I just said. - Okay. How do they know we're coming? - Pretty goddamn predictable. - And they just let you go to tell us?

- Insight check on her reaction as soon as it comes out. - Can I determine if I should like try and take a hostage? (laughing) - Take a hostage. Look, okay, let's play this cool, okay? I just wanna talk. - Okay, she's gonna say, "Yeah, I had the luck of being able to come "and warn you guys." - Interesting. - 29 on insight. - That doesn't ring entirely true. While luck did play a part, both in the game and real life, that yeah, that does not, something about that sounds terribly off, that they would just let you go with no pretext or anything, they would just let you go, that doesn't make any sense.

- I'm going to turn my head slightly and address Gavin and say, "Squad Leader Dearborn, "there is something more to this story "that isn't being told, and I advise caution." - You say that out loud. - Yes. - I think that's loud enough. - Yes, loud enough that the entire group right here can hear, but maybe not the 500 behind us, but yeah, definitely out loud so that all of them right here can hear. - Ooh, she's gonna glare at her, just like, "You fucking traitor." Not say it, but just like, just glare. - Hey, I call him like I see him. - I'm trying to tell a good lie here.

Quit telling them I'm lying. - Yeah, kinda like, "You're a tiefling. "Why the fuck would you throw me under the bus?" Sort of thing. - Without looking at Jedzia, still giving his full attention to Una, he will address Jedzia with his voice clearly by saying, "I never had her respect. "This is the only way, "this is the only thing she responds to. "Step forward again, and I will break your arm." - Okay, Una's just gonna haul off and punch Gavin. - All right. - You do not fucking threaten Jedzia. - Um, well basically. - Is it an initiative? - I, yeah, at this point.

- I would probably try to step in between, because Gavin is my commanding officer, and I have only seen dishonesty from her so far. - All right, I think. - Okay. - If, since Arlov and Marcus were next to each other, I'm just going to grab her arm and say, "Hold on, wait." - Well, okay, wait, wait. - And if she pulls away, that's fine, but I'm just gonna try and tell her, "Hang on a second." - Okay, this is a very important question. Does Una try and pull away and continue to try and punch Gavin? - Wait, um, who tries-- - Oh, I believe he was grabbing Arlov, not-- - Arlov, okay.

- Yes, Arlov. I said I just wanna pull, grab her, and say, "Don't get involved just yet," basic. - Oh, okay, so, okay, well then roll a basic melee attack. - Okay. - Minus two, I believe, because that's your weapon modifier, I think. - I think you're right. - That's right. - Oops, um, shit, okay, just, I'm just gonna put it in the dice roller. So I get a D20 plus five. - You, actually, you guys may wanna put your characters on the board at this point, 'cause this could go south pretty quickly. I can change maps for you, if you like. - 24. - That will hit Gavin in the face.

- Awesome, so I'm just gonna, like, Una just hauls off and punches him, and just say, "Don't you fucking threaten her like that!" - Do me a favor, roll damage. - Is that 1D6? - Um, yeah, it's 1D6. - Four. - Poor Feig, just in the corner, like, "Oh, God, this, oh, no, oh, man." - What are you doing, daddy, you're fighting. - Gavin will take the blow, just rock backwards up on his heels, and then snap backwards, and just give her the darkest smile. - Oh, fuck! - Just a moment, I gotta think about how to put this. - Okay. - Just layout-wise, from what I understand, I feel like Marcus and our love should be behind Gavin, not on the other side of Una.

- They're just sneaking around. - No, I just threw myself on the table. - From what I understood. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, so let's, yeah. - Where they would be arranged. - Let me just move me. - There, that works. - There we go, that actually fits, awesome. Let's get Bree off the field, shoot. - I just moved her out of the way for reference at the time, I'm like, "What?" - Yeah, no, no, no, totally. I didn't expect this to turn into a fight, necessarily, I would have changed maps. - It's like, "Oh!" - You have forgotten your place. - Is he gonna hit me, or is that all?

- That's all, he's just looking at her now, waiting for her reaction. - Okay, let me think. My place is on the right side, beside the people I love. - We were ready to march into hell for you. - The people you love, and you're standing with the elves, is what you're telling us now? - Who the fuck does it look like I'm standing next to you, Marcus? - You ran to warn us of a trap, and then hit your commanding officer, and said you stand with the ones you love. - I'm standing, literally standing, with you guys. - It looks more like you're fighting with us.

- I'm fighting with this motherfucker. - You have fought with almost everybody in this party. - That's kinda true, whoops. I'm just gonna shrug, like, I don't fucking care, fighting is a thing, it happens. - None of the rest of us have laid a hand on each other. You need to decide which side you are truly on, and if you say it's with those you love, you need to figure out who that is. - Damn you, Scott. (laughing) - Yes. - Damn, you're cold Vulcan. - What? - Do you plan to fight at our side? - Was that Arlo? - Yes. - Oh. Shit. Okay, let me think for a second. - Keeping in mind that you don't even know this person's name.

- Yeah, it's just kind of like, like, okay. - To the untrained eye it would look like they had already replaced Una before they fucking went to go fight, it's like, oh you're gonna need a new Una. Let me get you one, and it, that's like-- - Off the shelf purchase. - Like she literally has been gone from the party only a couple of hours, and like, you, I mean like, it depends on how you wanna play that, 'cause you were told that there would be a new member, you were also told it would be a couple of days, and like, you're in a bit of distress, so I don't know how like, how well you remember.

- Yeah, so you knew there was somebody coming, so it wasn't like, as soon as you fell, they like, went out and found somebody. - Right, but it is just kind of shitty, it's like, bitch I've been gone like, a few hours, like what? Who the fuck are you? - I've got this, I've got this. Okay, okay, so as soon as Arlov says that, Una's just gonna like, look at her and be like, and who the fuck is this? - Una and Halata, Templar to Kord, meet Arlov Grimness, the newest member of the Crimson Shield. - And I will give a little curtsy. - Okay, Una's just gonna burst out laughing, just fucking dying.

This is fucking rich, a Grimness, a Grimness is joining the Overwatch, and a Tiefling no less, and you're pissed off that I'm a half-elf, and that you, I can't even fucking believe you guys, you're hypocrites to your fucking cores. - Who's angry about you being a half-elf? - Yeah, just like-- - Or Tiefling. - Tief, yeah, I look over at Tiefling and go, oh. - Tiefling hasn't actually been listening to anything that's been going on so far, he's completely inside his head just trying to work things out and make sense of everything that's currently happened.

- We never said we were angry, you are a half-elf. We're trying to point out what this looks like to us. If any of us had escaped from an enemy that we knew there was no way they were going to get out of a life, and came back trying to warn us of what was gonna happen if we continued, I would have the same suspicion of everyone doing that. - I'd like to point out to you as well that we still haven't established whether or not she escaped or was in some other second chance. - Well, she told us she got away, so. - Yes, and I told you that she was hiding something.

- I feel like Airlove and Marcus are just like this little couple in the corner, just like, well, I told you she's hiding something. Eh, well, I don't know, bitch, shut up. Look later. - You will take me seriously. - Okay, Oona's gonna kind of like touch Jasia's arm and be like, please tell me you're not buying into this fucking bullshit. This hypocritical, stupid, cowardly shit. - Jasia's gonna stare, like, glare right into Gavin's eyes even though he's not looking at her and saying, no, I don't, very firmly. - Petulant child, still not looking at her.

- Oh. - You're all acting like children. - At that point, Marcus is gonna turn around and head back toward the army that's with us. I need to go find someone. - Small smile. - Continue. - At least I don't claim to have authority I have not earned. You scream and whine and moan about how you're a captain and how you deserve respect, and yet you treat hostages better than you treat your own injured soldiers. - I'm wondering where this erupted, everyone just starts stabbing each other, like I'm waiting. - Honestly, like, I'm, ah. - I'm considering just like trying to knock Gavin out and like, I'm taking fucking control, go home motherfucker.

- How long is it gonna take me, Jason, to go get you know who? - Oh dude, only a couple of seconds. He's in the, he's in, he's behind you basically. - Right, well I didn't know how far behind us they were or where he would be at in the line, that's all. - I was gonna keep Poe close to the hole when the shit hit the family when we got there, go find her now. - All right, I'm gonna bring Poe up. - So are the elves marching to meet us or are they defending their own land? - Oh, they're defending their own land. They're pretty much always defending their own land.

- They can dig in. - I hope they have some sort of scout or like a spy or something hiding from the bushes like watching this 'cause fuck. - Dude, these trees have eyes, like they're not fucking dumb like this is their home and you guys are very much out of your element. - Yeah, we didn't bring the trumpet of stealth, we brought the entire marching band of stealth this time. - Yeah. - All right, I'm gonna bring Poe up and I'm gonna bring him closer to Una and say, Una, I would like you to explain to this man what happened and why you're here. If it makes sense to him and he believes you, then we can consider what's going on a little more seriously but until somebody outside of our group and somebody who knows you can honestly think you're telling the truth about everything, we have to question what is going on.

- Devin will take a step back, still keeping eyes fully on Una the entire time, still not giving Jadzia anything but his peripheral. - Okay, Una's just gonna grin derisively and she's been bitch slapped around a little bit so her teeth are bloody, she looks fucking terrifying. And she's just going, this little shit? You want me to talk to this kid? - Yes, we want you to speak to this person, the one you nearly killed in an unarmed combat. Or sorry, that you drew your weapon upon when he was unarmed. - Po's gonna speak up, hey fuck you. - Who's he talking to, me?

- He's talking to Una, just very much. Like after this little kid, just like fuck you. He's very much had enough of the Una show. He's been your friend for a while, he knows what you're like but that's a very different thing when you turn it on him, he's on the receiving end of it. He's very much. - How close to me are Marcus and Po? - Let me add to that. - Oh yeah, close the end. - Well considering the history of these two, I'm not putting him next to her, I would keep him closer to me. - So when Po speaks up, I'm going to lower my staff in front of him, kind of like a barrier, as a warning because the way I see it, he is an underling, cursing at somebody who's in a higher ranking position in the military than he is and that's unacceptable to me.

- When he says fuck you, Una's just gonna grin even wider and just say how's your fucking hand feel? - He's gonna reflexively kind of hold his hand real quick and then just clench, you know when someone bites their bottom lip, they're getting ready to hit somebody? - Well he's restraining himself and he's just glaring at you. - So he would be right here-ish, let's say, someone there? - Close enough. - Just closer? - I was actually, you know what, how about you put him right in between the two of us? - Okay, that's fine. - Because that way we're both on either side.

- Makes sense, okay. - Okay, Una's gonna look over at Fi and just say, Fi, you know me, please don't do this. - Fi looks up and he opens his mouth, but nothing comes out for a couple of seconds. When he does start speaking, it's in elven and he's staring directly at Una and he goes, - When everything came out regarding my heritage, you all took it a lot better than I ever thought that any of you would and over our missions, I feel that we have gotten quite close. Me and you have more of a connection than anyone else in the group, I feel. I know that nobody can always see eye to eye, but I think of all of this group as family and family always gets benefited with doubt.

You've accepted me even though of what I am and I will accept you as you are because of everything we've been through together and then he just looks back down again. - Okay, so Gavin does not understand elven, correct? - That's right. - Okay, so Una's just gonna tentatively reach out to grab Fi's hand, kind of almost high school-y, just kind of like, hand? - He returns the hand gesture. - Yes, okay. So he's gonna squeeze his hand just like, thank you. - Yeah. - Now that you've explained yourself to Fi, evidently maybe you could continue explaining it to the rest of us?

- Po's gonna speak up. I thought we were supposed to be marching on these elves. - You have no part of them in this discussion. Let her speak to her commanding officer and her team. - Po's gonna stink out the shit out of Errolove. Just very much, you can tell exactly what's going on in his head. He doesn't even need to speak and it's just, okay, who the fuck are you, tiefling? Like, you don't get to tell me anything. - Oh God, let him speak up. - Una's gonna like, let go of Fi's hand and like step around Gavin, like towards Fi, and towards Po, and like, look at him and like, kind of like, not grinning anymore, like very serious.

You fucked up really bad and you know you did, but that doesn't mean that it has to go any farther south than it already has. You should turn around with the rest of the men and march back to what you were doing, 'cause there is stuff that we need to settle and there are things that are gonna go down, and as much as you were a coward and a fool, we had good times a long time ago, and I don't want to see you die, and it's gonna come to that if you stay here. I promise you it will. - Po's gonna kind of clench his, like, clench his, uh, clench his toe when you call him a coward, a fool and all that shit.

Why should we turn around? What, what, what's the problem? - Advise him what his folly was at least. You were ready to destroy him earlier. Why was what he did to Bree such a big deal? - He knows what he did. I promised her that she was under my protection and he fucking, he beat her up. He knows what he did. I don't, I don't need to make any apologies or any fucking explanations. - I'm not asking you to apologize. Po, what you don't realize is what you did inadvertently gave her great strength. - Um, Po's just gonna, like, what? - There are consequences, ah, pardon, let's try this again.

There are consequences to absolutely every reaction. When you beat Brianna to the point of unconsciousness, she was able to regain all of her power. She was weakened before, which is the only reason we're able to bring her in to begin with. You endangered every last one of us. She nearly killed Una. - Look, how was I supposed to know, okay? I'm, I'm, I'm sorry, Una. I mean, it worked out, she's dead. I mean, it's not like, I mean, you took her out. I mean, it's fine. You don't get to hide behind a shield of ignorance. Much like I don't get to hide behind stating that poor planning or poor situations get to fall on the shoulders of anyone else.

I told, you know, it kinda like quietly says to Una, I told you that if things went poorly, that I would blame you, that this would be on you. It was never on you. I didn't speak up, and look what, and look what became of it. You're, you're tore up, you're before us, broken. This is my fault. - Oh God. - Maybe it looks back to Poe. Sorry, sorry, go ahead. - No, no, no, no. I was, I was not prepared for Gavin to start being nice. - Often, often. (laughing) He looks back to Poe. Who, yeah, he's like, who advised you that, that there was an opening for this torture session?

How were you made aware that, that they were taking, what's the word I'm looking for? Sorry. - Applications? - They were taking, application, yeah, thank you. Who told you they were taking applications for this? - Well, I mean, Grace said something about it, and word gets around. I volunteered, I mean, I'm sure there was a few volunteers actually. I mean, you wanna prove yourself, and I mean, it was kind of hinted at, I might be able to get in your circle if I did. And he looks over doing an, I mean, I didn't, I didn't know anything about her. I mean, anything, the Zion stuff, I just, I just was trying to get some information.

- Perhaps you'll have learned a lesson on treading where you don't know all the facts. - Poe's gonna look at Erla, who the fuck is talking to you? And then he kind of like, that was like, okay, that was a snap thing, like you could tell, I was like, ooh, wait. - She's gonna, she's just gonna smack him with her staff, which is in her left hand currently. So just kind of like backhand him with the staff. - Okay. - Not in a way that she's intending to like, kill him necessarily, but definitely like a warning shot. Like I've told you, and now you need to shut your mouth or things are gonna get nasty kind of thing.

- Roll a basic melee, please. - Okey dokey. - You can't, that is not your word. You can not do that. - Wait, what? - What? - Okey dokey. - Oh, oh, no, I say that all the time, honestly. It's not a cat's fault, I'm sorry. All right. - It's true. - That is not your word. You get to say that. - Okay, so I'm doing this for the first time, okay. - Oh yeah, geez, sorry. - It's okay, I think I did it. - You did, that will hit Poe. - Okay. - Go ahead and roll damage, please. - All righty. - That is nine damage to Poe. That's gonna rock this guy. Like that's, he was not prepared for you to hit him.

Like it was, he spoke out of turn, he knows he spoke out of turn. It was like, he's, maybe his hatred of tieflings necessarily, maybe that kind of got the better of him for just half a second. It's like, ooh, shouldn't have said that. And then you just rock him with this stab. You just fucking hit him with it. And he just, you're gonna catch him in the head with it. And he's just gonna be like, fuck. Just like he's holding the back of his head. - Ears ringing. - Yeah. - All right, Poe, you're dismissed. Get back in line. And if you ever speak to a senior officer like that again, you'll be digging ditches in places that don't even have ditches.

Go. (sighs) And he just kind of like, just kind of wanders off. - Just wandering. - And he falls. Yeah, just, yeah, he wanders back to-- - Poor fucking kid. - Like, like you-- - His head's rattle. - Like he, he kind of takes a couple of steps and it's like someone stumbling out of a bar at 2 a.m. Just kind of like, ooh. Yeah, so he kind of stumbles back to formation. You guys have a decision to make the way I see it. Do you, are you trying to march into the center of the Evergreen or are you not doing that? - Luna, we have our orders. You are not required to come.

- Okay. - You are clearly injured and you've been through more than you should have ever had to endure. - Luna's just gonna glare at him. And say, "Don't give me that shit about me being injured." Listen, sometimes in order to do the courageous thing, in order to do the right thing, you have to disobey the wrong orders. These are the wrong orders. You are leading these boys to their death. These are 18 year olds, 19 year olds, fucking 17 year old boys. They've probably never been in real combat. They are going to go in there and they are going to be fucking pin cushions.

- We have our orders. - They're suicidal. You are leading these boys to suicide. Do you understand what that means? You're asking them to throw away hundreds of young lives. What did you sign up for? - How old do you think I am? - Oh shit. - Am I no different? Are you claiming that age is some sort of factor and competence? Are you questioning higher commands given to us? You know, you just see him just shaking. You're beyond out of line. I'm gonna give you an opportunity to respond. - Okay. - Shit, what do you think? - You just see him getting more angry than he probably ever has before.

- It was kinda like, not take a step back, but kinda like lean back. I'm sorry, I forgot how young you are. Even more reason. You are a talented leader, you are. I do respect you. You've led us out of horrible things. You've led us in battle. I've never met anyone with skills like you. Don't throw that away. Don't throw it away on the wrong side, fighting the wrong war, killing the wrong people. - You keep saying the wrong side and the wrong people. Are you suggesting we turn on Overwatch, the town that has sheltered us and we have pledged our allegiance to?

Because that's what it appears you're saying. And if so, we're going to have other problems. - We already have other problems. Look around, look at the fucking problems. Look at the problems of the fucking officers giving you, leading hundreds of young boys to their fucking death. That's a problem. - I don't see hundreds of young boys. I see hundreds of soldiers ready to do their job. - If you're seeing that, you're fucking blind. You know how scared they are. None of them have deserted. They're all still behind us, ready to go. They know their jobs. And at one point I thought you knew yours.

- Fuck you, Scott. Come on. - Just a little muttering under the brush she gets after every shot. - You should be a fucking lawyer. You know that? - Four years of debate in high school, two years in college, so. - Okay. Brianna, do I have Jadzia on my side? What effect? - Probably most definitely, but I don't want to fight against an entire army. - Neither do I. That would mean we would have to like sprint to the safety of the elves. - Jadzia is going to speak up. Regardless of intent and regardless of loyalty, if Una is telling the truth and we're walking into a trap, that's pure idiocy.

- Well, the five of us walked in the first time. - They didn't know we were coming though. We lied to them, deceived our way in. If they're prepared for us this time, we're just killing these men. - Jadzia, no. - We saw how much damage they could do before. - No, we did not lie our way in. Again, regardless, if it's a trap, these men are going to die. It doesn't matter about loyalties or any of that right now. What matters is if we march these men in and there is a trap, we are idiots. - Gavin will finally give Jadzia his full attention for probably the first time in this whole business.

Your father has given us orders. You can either-- - He gave us orders under... Go ahead, son. - That's okay. You can either follow them or you can be taken prisoner. - My father gave us orders under different pretenses. He didn't know that they were going to be prepared for us. - I'm pretty sure that he did. - If he did, he would have given us different orders. - I gave him all the information we had. They have archer superiority, they have numbers. He told us to pick up this entire camp and move, that the war forged titan must be destroyed at all costs and that collecting Una wasn't, he pauses for a moment, a secondary objective.

He'll look back at Una. - Una's gonna look just like fucking disgusted. Just like, just with Gavin, like just looking at him like he's lower than the dirt on the bottom of her shoe. You would, you would just leave me behind, make my safety a secondary objective for the sake of riddling some small children full of fucking arrows. - You would say this to me after I came back for you with a bomb that was ready to explode. - That's who I thought you were. And now you do this. - That's who I am. - Okay, Una, if you're saying we are walking into a trap, what are we facing?

How do we avoid it? How do we accomplish our mission if they know we're coming this way with this army? - Oh, I'm curious to see how she's gonna react to that. Still be honest. - I didn't realize there were so many corners that she could get into in this episode. - Oh, she's painted herself into quite a few over the last four or five. - There's no way, there is no way to successfully complete this mission. You go in there, you die. Abandon this stupid fucking mission and the stupid fucking people who gave it to you. - So you're telling the question. - Wait.

- With 100 people or with however many troops we have behind us, we can't get in there, but you got out. - Okay, she just said that basically we should completely abandon the Overwatch. Did no one else catch that moment there? - No, she said abandon the mission and the mission is to-- - And people who gave it. - That was said in character, by the way. - Oh shit. - No, that's fine. - I propose that she be bound and returned to Overwatch. - He's gonna look up at that. We're not bounding a member of our own party. - She has clearly lied to all of us and is proposing that we betray the very organization that we have sworn to work for.

I don't see why there's any question of whether or not she's still a member of this party. - Okay, Bruno is gonna stride straight up to air, love. Get like straight in her face. And you say, "Do you want the fucking truth?" - Yes. - Okay, and she's gonna prepare her hammer, just kinda hold it, unsheathe it from her back and just say, "My horse was riddled full of arrows. "It fell, I was trapped. "They took me prisoner. "They were going to kill me. "Someone intervened and invoked--" - Who? - I think we can figure out who that was, Gavin. - Yeah, she's gonna say someone, like you guys know what she's talking about, but she just didn't want to say it in case any of the platoon people are listening.

Someone invoked, shit, what is it called, Jason? - Quenfe. - And I fought them. And I more or less won. And then the elves were going to kill me because I betrayed them and fucked them over and that is right for them to do. But they found out I'm half elf and I found out I'm half elf. And they respect that enough and they respected me enough and my intentions and my desires and what I think is right for this fucking world. They respected that and so they let me come and warn you and let you know what you're going into and what you're fighting for and all the shitty fucking mistakes you are going to make and we all have made.

- You cannot speak for me. - Yeah, well you were the one who asked for the truth, so I'm talking to you. - Okay, then don't make statements about other people's feelings if you don't know if they're true or not. - How do we know they didn't send you here and they're not circling behind us ready to take us as soon as we turn around? - I'm gonna roll an insight on her previous statement about them just letting her go, if that's all right. - Sure. - Well, critical myths. I was too pissed off to really pay attention to what she was saying. - I mean, that was pretty much all true, I'm not gonna lie.

- Well, Air Love doesn't see anything wrong with what you said. - I appreciate you finally speaking honestly with us. - I'm kind of tired of bullshit and I'm choosing to believe the elves because so far they have the least record of lying and fucking people over and pissing me off. And if I'm wrong, fuck it, I deserve to be dead. - I don't understand how you can say these things and still consider yourself a part of this team. - I'm not sure she ever has considered herself a part of this team. I think we've been a convenience for her anger issues. We brought her places so she could hit things.

That's what she's good at. She's a loaded crossbow, you point her in the right direction and she slams something. - Air Love is gonna like look directly into Una's eyes the entire time. - Oh, Marcus, I wanna rip your face off and like make me a lot of it. (laughing) - Face over, that's the best. - I don't wanna prove you right by beating the shit out of you. No, that's not in the character. Oh my God. Okay, she's gonna look at Marcus and just grin like hugely. I'm not a fucking crossbow, I'm a hammer. - Either way, you're still what you are. And you talk to us about following the right people and not betraying those you believe and not lying.

- Well, I was wiping blood off my face from punches that somebody threw at me based on a lie. - You deserve that, Fay. - Maybe, I may have deserved it and I did not fight back and she will attest to that. I never raised my hand to her, but she attacked me based on the lie she told us. - You betrayed me irregardless of luck. - You betrayed this entire town. You betrayed the entire thing by setting an enemy free who now we're supposed to believe set you free to come warn us. Tell me how this makes sense. - That does make sense. That's exactly what fucking happened.

- You lied to me about letting her go and now I'm supposed to believe she let you go to warn us when she tried to kill us before? I'm believing no offense. - She is alive? - Oh, we've never said who. - No, but I figured it out considering somebody got let go and was supposedly dead. And I mean, you guys are making it pretty obvious. - Well, that's fine with me. - Um, it doesn't fuck up, but it doesn't matter now. There are no more lies, no more fucking betrayals. It's here and now, there's nothing. There is no backstabbing, there's no bullshit. I told you the fucking truth.

You can make the decision to bring these fucking boys to their death and then go back to the commander if you even survive, which you fucking won't. And whine and bitch and then go kill children and families and people who are just trying to survive. - You question my, you question everything about me. You bandy about the term cowardice like a sword and then immediately turn around and use it like a shield as soon as anything of yours is questioned. And you're not going to lie to us until the next time you do and when it's convenient and when it challenges your faith.

The way I see it, there's only one solution here. We're moving forward. Are you with us or are you against us? - It is a suicide mission, Gavin. You do understand this. - And you're with me, are you not? - Feed all the bullets. - They've all been suicide missions. - This is a guaranteed suicide mission. The only reason why I came back was to get in or out. Nothing is guaranteed. - You have no faith in me. - I have more faith in Gavin and his leadership than I do in breach or in Una telling us the truth. - I have faith in your ability to change and to learn from your mistakes and to see the truth.

Well, maybe not Gavin with his shitty fucking insight, but I believe that you can look at what you're doing objectively and see how stupid and how stupid it is. - Gavin, don't do this. - I'd like to know. I'd like to know your opinion since I obviously don't know you as you've pointed out. So tell me, why is it a mistake for us to be fighting for the Overwatch? - Maybe you haven't been fighting them for long enough. I don't know who you are. I don't know where you came from. I don't know your story. I don't know who you're pissed off at. I don't know why you're doing this, but we've done things and we've been sent to do things.

Some of which are extremely distasteful and we've seen what the Overwatch has done to people and people like me and people like Fi were terrified to find out about not being completely human. We shouldn't have to live in a city that terrifies us. We shouldn't have to be in an army where we keep our identities hidden. - You speak of courage and then you have the audacity to say that to me? - And you outed Fi again. You gave that information to the enemy. You've used that as your pawn this entire time. This is unbelievable. Fi, he looks back, I'm sorry I told any of you.

He looks to Jadzia quickly, then Una and even to Marcus just briefly, but not as accusing. - Gavin, that was my decision as well. - So far Una, you seem to be reacting to everything and you don't put much thought into it where that's all Gavin and I have done at every step of the way. We think, we plan, we try and figure out every angle and everything we can possibly do as a team. You've seen to go off on your own and run your own show. If you're tired of fighting and if you're tired of everything that's going on and you think we're going the wrong way, then walk another way, but you're not going back to the elves to warn them of us.

- They've gotten a head start. - Una's gonna heft the hammer and say, "I'm never tired of fighting. We're gonna fight, priest, get over here, let's fight." - You go through me first. - And again, you fight your party members instead of an enemy. - I have done so much goddamn fighting today, you don't understand. - Then as I've said, step aside, go another path. You chose the path you're walking on right now and you can just as easily choose another one. But remember, the first time you swing at one of us, this entire army behind us will see this and will consider it an assault on them.

- I'd also like to remind you that it's obvious by my presence alone that this army is not strictly about destroying anyone who isn't a human. Just because the general populace believes that's what's happening, how many of them have even half of the understanding of the big picture that people involved in the process do? - Well guys, I think that it's decision time. So I don't know how you're gonna do it. Take a vote, do whatever you gotta do, but it's time to call it one way or the other. - I'm following whatever Gavin decides. - As I said, Gavin, it is quite possible we are walking into a trap, we know what is there.

- Yes. - And we did inform our commanding officer what was there. He must have a reason for us to go do this. Although I don't think we necessarily need to be the ones leading them into the battle. There may be a way around this. - Open suggestions. - Sergeant Baker still around? Did he come along with us? - He did not. - Oh, okay. Well, tell you what, we're gonna make a hero out of somebody. I suggest we are. - We're gonna make a murderer out of somebody. - I suggest since Poe wants to get ahead in the army, we give him a temporary field promotion and tell him to lead the troops forward and we circle around.

- Fucking cowards. - I don't wanna keep that word out of your mouth again. - Coward, coward, coward, coward, coward, coward, coward. - You see, it's as meaningless as you. - I am at that point going to attack her. - Wow. - Hey, I warned her. I'm looking real quick. (laughing) - We have a mission. Our mission is not to defeat the elves. Our mission is to destroy that Titan. - If that's the mission, then there's no need for an army. - There is if it's a distraction. I tried making our mission easier last time by sending out a partial unit of the elves. And I seem to be recalled being told that was not a good idea.

So they sent the entire army in after them. - And we're resolving an attack. - Okay, Aral of you're going to attack. - Yes, I am sorry. I was muted trying not to overlap. I am going to use Sunstrike, which is an at will, divine implement radiant. So I'm going to roll to attack. - It's against her reflex. - Yeah, fuck. - Oh shit. That is going to miss Una, but it is very evident that you did just swing at her. - Yeah. - Well, technically I didn't swing. It's more of like a power that like, you know. - I mean, in the theoretical sense, you took a swing. You attacked her.

Una, do you have a reaction? - Okay, Una's just going to grin and say, now you're being brave. Look, it's now or never. You guys are marching these boys to their deaths. You're going to die. And I'm going to have to watch all of you riddled with arrows. I don't want to have to bury you. - While she's talking, I'd like to jump on her and sit on her. And I'm like a tiny little thing, but I'm going to try to just jump on her. - Una's in plate, what? - No, she's not. She's in scale. - Is she in scale? - Yes, yes. - You were given scale armor, mithril scale. - Plate armor, mithril armor.

- Yeah, it's plate. - Oh, it was described as scale, sorry. - I think Gavin said he just changed into scale armor. Maybe that's what you're thinking. - No, no, I meant during the time when it was given to her. He said it was mithril scale, but that was fine. - No worries, misunderstanding. Go ahead. So she's a tiny thing jumping on him. - What would you like me to roll? - Um, I'm guessing it would be an acrobatics check. Or not an acrobatics. No, let me see. Give it athletics. - Okay. - That's a nine. - I didn't say I was good at the physical stuff. - No, no, no.

Erolove is going to kind of jump against. Kind of jump. So she's going to take, she's going to attack Una. That is going to miss. And then she's going to, like, Una's in mid sentence and Erolove is going to jump against Una. And it doesn't really knock her down so much as just, like, Erolove just kind of like jumps into like, like I'm guessing like you're, like you're, you're, you're attacking her, but like wrapping your arms and legs around her. And like, you're kind of attached to her chest. - That's hilarious. It's like little tiefling, like clinging to this giant plate encrusted woman.

- And he'll, Gavin, grab her and I'll grab Erolove and try and pull her apart. - This, yes, this has gone on too far. - Is Erolove, is Erolove going to fight back? Like, is that a thing where she's struggling? - Against Marcus, no. - Okay. - Everyone stand down. - You are a child and you know nothing of courage. - Una, either you are going to help us with our mission or you are going to stand aside. - Don't do this, Jadzia, Fi, Gavin, Marcus, see sense. Don't fucking do this. You're fighting the wrong fight. You're sending, don't you realize what you're doing?

These boys are going to die and you're going to allow it to happen for nothing. - They're going to die eventually anyway. Everyone in a war will eventually die, but they will die being good soldiers. - No one has to die. These boys could go home, have happy lives with the people they love and grow old and then die. They don't need to die in a fucking war. - Until the group comes for Overwatch, then they die uselessly. We know there is a group coming. We have been told what the storm that is coming our way is. - I would rather die fighting to get something done than wait for it to come to me.

- You want to fucking die, Marcus? I will kill you. I will do that right now. - We all die in our time at the Raven Queen's will and you will not intervene. We are a task force with a specific mission. You will either stand down out of our way or you will be cut down. - And considering how many times you have said you were ready to die, I find it really weird that you managed to get out of there alive. Gavin, your call. Are we going straight ahead or are we going to send the troops on with Poe in the lead and try and find another way? - I wouldn't dare demand anyone do what I would not be willing to do myself.

I threw the explosives last time and I failed. We are marching forward, all of us. - Yes, sir. - Okay. I just, like I said, I thought using the army to draw their forces out while we went in the sideways to get to Titan would get it done. Your call, let's go. - Yeah, I heard you. - If they're marching forward, then Una will fall in beside Jadzia and Fi. - Jadzia's gonna take Una's arm. - So, okay, are Jadzia and Fi staying behind or are they marching? - If Una's staying behind, Jadzia's going to stay behind. - Yeah, I will fall in next to them, but step off to the side and not march along.

- Jadzia, make sure when you get back to town, you tell your father that you disobeyed his orders and watched us go. - I will. - Oh, yes, Jadzia. Una's gonna wrap her arm around her and squeeze her a little bit. It's okay. - And what is Fi gonna do? - He's gonna step back out of the line as well. - All right, so your oath to the Overwatch meant nothing. - Yeah. - My oath is to the people of the Overwatch and I'm sure nobody wants to tell my mother that I died again. - All right, Gavin, Marcus, Errolove, and these 500 are going to march essentially on Kalkas and Jadzia, Fi, and Una are splitting from the party.

Am I understanding this correctly? - Evidently, yes. - All right, what is that, group three and a half? I don't know. All right, Gavin, Marcus, Errolove have marched, they're marching on without you and Una, Fi, and Jadzia are just kind of on the sidelines watching them go, I guess. Is there anything that the three who stayed behind would like to do? 'Cause you have made a decision to directly disobey orders. You are at odds with the rest of your party and you have essentially abandoned them to what you've described as a death sentence. - Okay, I'm just gonna turn to them and say, we have to do something, we can't let them die.

- I agree, but what is it that we can do? They seem set on destroying themselves. - You're gonna hate me for this, Fi, but the elves aren't bad people. They might, if we ask them to not target our comrade, they might- - They might what? They might kill them quickly? - No, they might spare their lives. - I can understand your life in Spared, but I doubt that they will show the same mercy to the rest of the party who willingly walks in to destroy them. - They allowed me to leave so I could try and talk you guys out of stupid loyalties, but I don't, they might.

What can we do? We can't let them, as much as they're stupid and misguided and hypocritical, we can't let them die. - Is Jadzi muted? - No, she's just really quiet, 'cause she's still trying to figure everything out. - Come on, Jadzi, I think you've got the highest int. - No, I don't, I have doubts, so many doubts, and I have a father that I didn't know before a few years ago who told me never to trust a demon, and yet put my life in the hands of one, no explanation, when he was the one who taught me that they don't have souls. He taught me to hate them, and he taught me why I should hate them.

Everyone who's not a human, he taught me, and the first people I could finally call friends in my life, and he looks over at Una, and then she also looks over at me, and she goes, "Are not human," which I once thought meant you couldn't have souls, but Una, you have more soul than I've ever seen in one person, and I've seen Faye lay down his life for the good of the world, what I thought was good at the time, and I can't trust anyone anymore. - You can trust us, I promise. I promise you can trust me. I would never, ever do anything to hurt you, and I would stand up to anyone who would threaten you.

I promise. I know my promises don't carry very much weight 'cause of recent events. - I've never seen you break a promise. - Una's gonna just grab Jadzi and just hug her really tightly. - Jadzi is gonna hug her back and say, "I never wanted to be a part of this war. I joined it because of my father. Fuck this war. Fuck everyone's part of it. I don't want to fight. I'm just surviving. I don't believe in anything anymore but living." And that's only 'cause it's better than the alternative. - Okay. Una's just gonna squeeze her a little bit tighter and say, "You can believe in cord.

You can believe in strength, and you can believe in courage. Those are concrete things that we can see in everyday actions, and that's what will get us through this." - Una's gonna, I mean, Jadzi is gonna kind of do a little half laugh and say, "I only ever followed cord because my father told me to." - Then he had good sense about at least one thing. If only that. - So what would you have us do? - We're gonna have to go back and plead for the lives of our friends. It's gonna be terrifying, especially for both of you and you, Fi. But the only way to be brave is when you feel tremendous fear.

- Let me ask a question. Are you trying to beat them back to the elves? - I don't know. I don't know what we're trying to do. (laughing) - That would be a good thing to hash out. - Yeah, we should try and beat them back. They are marching. They have 500 people. It's gonna be slow. - Being that this is an elven forest, it would be logical that there would be elves in and around, regardless of whether we've been attacked or not. - True. - Yes, that'd be cool. - My thought would be that if we called out in elven, would it, would, okay. Yeah, Fi, I don't know. Fi looks at Una and says, I don't think that we could beat, beat the rest of the party back to the elves.

But someone who knows the forest better, I'm sure we'll be able to travel faster. Do you think, do you think there might be any elves within here in distance that we could attract? - Yeah, I think they would. Okay, Una's gonna call. We ask for your assistance in elven and just see if anything happens. - After a few seconds of waiting, nothing. - Okay, let's run. Everyone okay with that? Everyone good? - Yep. - Well, you gave it one try. Okay. - Well, obviously running towards the elven city, so we could in theory try again while we run. - That's what I was figuring, is that we'd make better attempts while running.

- Yeah. - All right. You actually, if you were to, like if you're off the beaten path and you're just running, you could theoretically, you could beat them back because they're marching there with a full army. You won't have much time on them. This won't be like, you know, you have 10, 15, 20 minutes to talk to you, but I mean, you could have a small amount of time. Do me a favor and make an athletics check, each of you. (laughs) - Well, fuck. - Now this doesn't, well. - I was thinking endurance. - How far off the beaten path are you trying to run? Like, are you going deeper into the woods to make sure that they couldn't possibly see you?

Or is this a thing where you're just not on that beaten path and you're just, like, you can probably see it? - I would say like keeping an eye on it, but like, not like going super deep into the woods, but like trying to stay out of view of the columns. - So you can see the path. - What do you guys think? - Yeah, see the path until we get to the point where we catch up with the army. And then that would be something where we would go further into the woods so that we weren't dissected. - I don't want to give them a chance to do a perception check. - Yeah, but obviously like we would be coming up on the back end of two, 300 odd men.

- Five. - Five, yeah, 500 odd men. So, you know, that's quite a warning for us to start going in before we would be noticed. - And all of the player characters like Gavin, Marcus, and our love are in the front. So we have pretty good cover. - Well, do me a favor, give me an athletics check first. - That's not good. - 23, yeah. - What? - 14. - 20. Oh, one of the natural 20. - Crit, can I just like-- - She's like cartwheeling her way through. Bombing through. - She picks up V and runs with him like a suitcase. Now, 14's not spectacular, but it's not terrible. So you said you're taking the path until you catch up with him and then you're diverting into the woods and running around, right?

- Yeah. - Just not to be seen, yeah. - Right, right, right, right. Let's see here, do me a favor and hmm. I'm gonna say that that was successful based on that. Like 14's not terrible, you're just running. So, okay, your objective is to beat them back to the elves, correct? - Yep. - Yes. - All right, let's say that based on when you passed the army, you know you have a scant few moments here. You don't have, but you weren't that far outside of the clearing anyway. And how the detour you had to take to move around them doesn't give you too much time. Let's do this.

The three of you go ahead and place your characters in this vicinity here. How are you entering this clearing by the way? Because, okay, everyone roll a perception check. Just for starters. - 16. - 18. - 16, 16, 18, okay. - Una is going to notice that there are indeed people watching them as they're finishing out their leg into the clearing, like there are elves in the trees watching and they're not doing anything. They may be keeping an eye on the encroaching army. They may be keeping, for whatever reason they don't attack you three as you run into this clearing.

- Okay, that's good. They do not want to be attacked. - Running into this clearing, there are several archers just kind of stationed where the path kind of funnels into this wide open clearing. It's pretty much a killing field. That is an excellent ambush spot. And anyone trying to get into this clearing will basically have to march straight through it. And as you walk in, these elves just draw their bow strings. They could pretty much end you right now. - I'm just gonna like raise my hands. - Me too. - Todd's the only one following suit. - Brittana is going to march forward and she kind of motions weapons away.

And they kind of, after a second, just let the bow string go slack. And Brittana looks to Una. - Were you successful? - Only with two of my friends. The rest are still delusional. They're leading a group of about 500 boys, just recruits, raw recruits. They're leading them straight into this kill zone. They want to try and blow up the Titan. They say that's all they're trying to do and then they'll leave, but that's what's happening. - We are supposed to protect it. There was a group that will be coming back for it and they intend on repairing it. That's neither here nor there though.

The point is aggressors are coming into our forest and we will defend ourselves. - I understand. But you, is there any way you can not kill my three other compatriots? They're confused and emotions are heightened and it's messy. - You would have no problem with us killing the army they're bringing. - I don't want that either, but it's my duty as their friend to make sure that they're safe first. - I honestly can't guarantee anything. Once they get here, if they intend on destroying any of our property, if they intend on attacking us, we will cut them down.

- Okay, I'm gonna quickly turn to V and Jadzia and just say, do you think we three can take out Gavin, Marcus, and the tiefling? Do you think we can just bring them down enough so that they won't die? - Marcus and Gavin, possibly, but we don't know enough about the additional parts member that we now have. - Realistically, you are still injured and they have a healer on their side. - Does any of the elves notice that they were talking about a tiefling? - I was gonna bring that up anyway. - Okay, cool. - Don't worry, they'll find out. If we had reinforcements, that might help, but separating them from the actual battle, taking them down and getting them out safely, it doesn't seem practical.

- What should we do? We can't let them die. - Here's something, I'm gonna toss this out there. If they were to get to this clearing, an initiative got rolled. It's gonna be a bloodbath one way or the other, but if you were to fight your own party members, you can try to knock them out. It doesn't necessarily mean it has to be to the death. - Yeah, that's what I was figuring. - Right, just to clarify so that there's no confusion there. My understanding, it's been talked out and they're not stopping and neither of these elves, they will defend themselves if these guys roll up 500 strong and start trying to blow shit up.

So, oh no, wait a second, who was carrying the explosives? - Jadzia. - Jadzia always carrying explosives. - We blow up the Titan before they get there. - Gavin said he was going to do it 'cause he was the one who threw the last one, so I was assuming he had them. - Yeah, that wasn't said, but that remains a big important. - I think Gavin would have stopped Jadzia from keeping them, even if she did have them. - Yeah, I'm sorry that wasn't voiced up, but yeah, he would have had her hand them over. That was just a human people mistake, player's mistake as opposed to-- - Not a problem, that's why we're gonna clarify, it's fine.

So Gavin would have the explosives, okay. - Yep. - Just, I mean-- - As fun as that would have been. - That is interesting though. Well, it's up to you guys, how do you wanna handle this? 'Cause after a couple of seconds, I'm going to just have them arrive. - Okay, the elves are gonna-- - The only issue-- - So the only issue if we defend ourselves against the rest of group three, the army behind them would most likely see us as traitors and just treat us as part of the elves. - True, and vice versa, if the rest of group three on the Overwatch side walk in and start trying to blow shit up, the elves on your side are going to attack them.

You both have armies. - We could ask the elves to blow up the Titan just preemptively. - They should have right back down. - To defend it? - Yeah. - How many elves are in the immediate vicinity? - We could ask the elves to fall back behind the Titan, let Gavin blow it up like he wants and then maybe the army will leave. - That was kind of already pitched. - Yeah, didn't really work out. - Elves are big on the whole, you know, vow thing and trying to-- - What about this? What if we enter the battle, but try not to get in too deep and scout it out, watch to see if any of our old teammates fall, retrieve them if they do, but otherwise stay back.

- So stay out of the fight unless? - How does Luna feel about that? - I think the best thing to do is try and convince them of their folly. They're gonna wander in here and boys are gonna be dropping dead right, left and center around them. If we can convince them of their folly during the fight, fight them without trying to hurt them too much, just to keep them distracted and keep them from hurting any elves and then they'll see the error of their ways. - I think we need to move forward to meet them before they reach this kill zone. 'Cause we, if things turn bad we can always retreat back here and obviously the elves haven't so far fired upon us and going forward I doubt that the party would immediately fire upon us.

- Okay, let's try and keep our friends back and keep them from being injured. That's what we'll do, we'll enter the battle doing that. Sound good? - I guess so, Jatia's gonna look at Brittana, right? Brittana and say, they have a tiefling with them, just make sure that everyone knows that she's on their side. So no one gets confused. - She kinda looks puzzled at that. Why would they have a tiefling? - Fuck if I know. - So he's like literally gonna roll her shoulders like pissed off about it still. - Very well, and go ahead. - She's apparently been working with the Overwatch for a while, it appears she may be related to a tiefling named Malchus Grimness.

- Really? She perks right up at that, like she, yeah. - I know Malchus Grimness, his party are the people we're defending this war forged for. Why would she be fighting against him? - We do not know, we're as confused as you are regarding that matter. - So she's gonna kind of, she's just gonna sit in there and think about it for a few seconds. Regardless, if she's a part of the Overwatch and they're attacking us, then we will defend ourselves. My advice would be to prepare. - Okay, let's try and run up and intercept our friends and. - Okay, wait, wait, wait.

It's turning into a Three's Company episode. Okay, you've already tried to talk them out of it. - I mean like during the battle. - Okay. - So wait, I'll start and then approach them? - I don't fucking know. I don't see any way to do this without like kind of fighting them. Even if it's just like that kind of brief fight where it's like I'm fighting you for show kind of, but not really. - Oh, she was fighting to kill you. - No, I mean like fighting like online. - Oh yeah, okay. Do me a favor, drop your characters back somewhere on this side. - Oh, hot damn. - I'm gonna do a quick lay on hands as soon as we start this thing.

- Wait, one more time. - The initiative tracker is gonna be huge. - How long has it been since Brianna, I mean since Una fought Bri realistically? - Like 10 minutes? - About an hour? (laughing) - It'd be about an hour and a half, almost two hours. - Well, I just wanted to know timeline wise. - Una's had a long day. - Una's day sucks. (laughing) I think everyone's day sucks, honestly. No one's happy. - One second. - Except for Marcus, he's having a fucking blast. (laughing) - No, Marcus doesn't like the idea of his teammates turning on them and turning their backs on their town, no.

- Una, do you still have your potion? Y'all got a potion, right? Did you still have yours? - You crammed it down Gavin's throat. - Yeah, I vaguely remember doing that. So I can give you mine if you want, 'cause I know I haven't used mine. - That's okay. I think we're all gonna get hit this fight. - Oh man, this is good. - I actually can't find it though. Did I use my potion or is it just gone from my equipment? - Let me go back and listen to the first episode. No. (laughing) - You didn't use a potion, it may just not be, yeah. - Very hard. - No, so you're, yeah, you have them.

- Hmm, this, only on group three, man. I started session off and by the end of it, we have literally split the party in two. We've got all the feelers on one side and all the pragmatists on the other side. - I don't know if I'd divide it quite like that, but. - I'm just saying, I'm just saying, based on that previous interaction, it's like this is what we're supposed to do because this is right, we have our doors, and the other, it's very lovey-dovey, feel the emotion. I'm just saying. A lot of hugs and crying on one side and, you know. - There was one hug and a few tears.

- Wow, you're basically waiting for your friends to emerge from that clearing. While, so there's a big hubbub going on around this clearing and you can, there are more and more elves kind of congregating, like this is, this is a buzz saw, this is going to be bad. From the back, like from the back of this clearing, you hear a very familiar voice yell at you guys, what the fuck are you doing here? And it's Brianna marching, marching across the-- - Oh yay! That's just what we needed. - Brianna's marching right up to Una. What, why are you here? More importantly, why haven't they killed you yet?

And she's kind of like looking around at the elves who aren't focused on you at all, they're paying attention to that clearing. - Bigger things to deal with right now, Bree, bigger things, 500 people coming this way, big fight. Can we not do this right now? - She's kind of piecing it together in her mind. Where are the rest of your friends? - We didn't really see eye to eye, and we're gonna try and figure that out in the fight. - All right, and she kind of clenches a fist and starts the fucking, the glowy. - You gonna be okay? - I'm gonna be fine, are you gonna be okay?

- Fuck yeah. - She is going to stand, let me add her to the, to the Lord. - Jesus. - She's going to stand right next to Una, and she's just kind of standing, waiting, just like everyone else, waiting for them to emerge from the tree line. - Good thing you kept that paper, didn't you? Isn't that Jason? - Yeah, you never know. - Group three, you never know. - 'Cause why not? - Fuck it, why not? - 'Cause fuck it, why not? While you're standing there, he's kind of kind of like, so, you're an elf. How's that feel? - Ironic. - Guess you kind of have to pick a side now, huh?

- Guess you kind of need to shut up now so I can fight. - No. - She's like, I'm not having any of this shit, shut the fuck up. - That sound you made. - It's just like, clearly teasing, not like, not super serious. - She kind of nods her head and is just kind of standing there getting ready. - That's not the time to be serious or anything. - Does she say anything about anything? Or is she gonna let it be a surprise for Bree once the battle begins? - Oh, by the way, there's your sister. - There's your sister-in-law. - Do you seriously tell her that in-- - Do it, do it, do it.

Maybe not that way. - She wants to look back at Bree and say, how would you like to fight a two-chin today? - She's, again, so her pupils are gone, like she's ready to fight, and she kind of like, it's kind of creepy when she's just speaking to someone, like in a fight it makes sense. When she's just standing there and you kind of, like that low hum of the fucking psionic charge, and then she just kind of like looks over at Fig, what do you mean? - Your boyfriend's sister is marching this way. - She drops the glow altogether. - She's not on our side. - Malka says a sister?

- Yep, and it looks like she's working on the Overwatch, working for the Overwatch. - I don't understand, why? - We don't know, but it's a thing that's happening. - We can't hurt her. - We'll try and take her down without doing anything bad. - Just do your best not to hurt her, okay? I'm sure she has some kind of reason, but just do me that favor. If worse comes to worse, I'll take care of her. - Oh my God. - And she's gonna focus back on the opening. There is an elf, there is this relay system of signals, and after a few seconds, there are elves on the side of the tree line that give a signal, it's like, okay, here they come.

- Meanwhile, at some point during the march, oh, go ahead, what were you gonna say? - No, go ahead, go ahead, I was just gonna ask you, like, how would you like to proceed into this kill box? - Yeah, as we're going through, here we go. You recall from last time, Marcus, that we had a death explosion that was at least 25 feet in diameter, give or take. I'd like you to go ahead and stay 30 feet away from me as soon as this opens up, as soon as we get in through the gauntlet. Air love, same for you. She, you know-- - I'll be staying in the back. - Understood, just make certain to, you know, do not approach directly with the scion.

- Which one is the scion? - The Brianna, dark hair, kind of way fish. She will look like she's not supposed to be there, you know, as far as, she doesn't look like, man, sorry, words are failing me right now. Let's try this again. - She does not look like a combatant. - That's correct, she will look unarmed. However, she has, yes, white light will generate from her hands and her pupils will be black. We're here for one thing, we blow up the bot, we retreat. - I'm focusing on the bot, sir. - Excellent, I've got the explosives. - I'll watch your back then. - Before the, you know, before, when we get, I don't know, about, let's say, 60 feet away, I think at that point we're gonna stop and I'll yell for the company to halt.

- Okay, and they all halt behind you. - All right, ready yourselves? Do not move until I give the command. I'll take a 10 foot step forward. - Okay, if you wanna place your character right in this vicinity. - I'll just go and put myself like right here. Oop, there we go. - There we go, perfect. - Thank you. - Brittana Moonshadow, I am Gavin Dearborn of the Overwatch. We have our orders to destroy the Titan unit. Any aggressors will be dealt with decisively. What say you? (Gavin growls) - These, okay, looking around right off the bat, you can see dozens and dozens of these arrow men just like staged right there, like they could murder you.

Gruesomely, it would be terrible. And after a few moments, Brittana steps forward and she steps forward to right around this area and she calls out, she calls out, I'm here. You intend on destroying this Warforged unit? - Yes. - I'm afraid it's under our protection. You've been given this much warning. If you don't leave, we will take it as an act of aggression and we will have to kill you. - At this point, I'm looking over and not as perceptive as most people, but I think I can see the three there. - Oh yeah. - And Brittana standing right next to her, you know, doing the friendship chain.

- The Care Bear stare. - Pretty much, countdown, three, two, one. Yeah, they always sound like they were stoned. Anyway. God, this is tense. - It's kind of gotten to the point where one of two things has gotta happen. Like it's pretty much neither side wants to budge. This is something they're both willing to fight and die for. - Gavin is going to strike the explosives and then make a suicide dash towards the Titan. - Wow, okay. - What? - He's not throwing it. He's going to hold it because last time he threw it, it did not land properly. - Okay, let me paint a picture for you.

- Yep. - The second you strike that, the second you like that fuse and start running, I want you to make an athletics check. Now, this is gonna be a high one because you have like, just picture a thousand sniper rifles aimed at you. - Yep. - Now, even if most of them miss, only a couple have to hit. So do me a favor and roll an athletics check. - You got it. 24. - 24. - Nice. I am prepared. - All right. - Gavin lights this up and these, okay, these elves start firing. Like this isn't even a thing where they're waiting for Brittana. They're not, it's like, nope, fuck that.

- Yeah, he does that soft whisper, yeah. I would do nothing. I would never ask anyone to do what I would not be willing to do myself. And then he runs. - And Gavin is going to sprint forward towards this Titan. Right after that, a few of these elves are going to kind of not grab Brittana, but they are definitely going to, they're definitely going to try and like escort her back, like get away from this thing. The rest of these elves are going to start to open fire on you. Now, because that's a 24, you're moving pretty damn quickly. So let's do this. 16 versus your reflex.

- Reflexes 18. - Well then that's, wow, that is going to miss. That is going to put you right about here and I'm going to make another attack. - Okay. - As soon as Tyler goes away from my Skype thing. 13 versus your reflex. That is going to miss as well, which would put Gavin right near the Titan. What are you doing once you get there? - Going to leap upon the Titan. Basically just the whole point, just doing a shout. - Okay. - I'm hoping that this fuse is short enough that I can just stay there. You mentioned all the ropes or whatever that we're trying to hold this thing down.

I'm just going to try to get down as low as I can, grab onto whatever dippery is down there and just hold fast and wait for it to go. - All right. - You can't let this happen. - Can other people take actions as well? I mean, are we allowed to like? - Okay, I want to point out that this is in the, like this is in like a moment's like breath. Like for him to run up and then there's a few shots fired. If Jatzia or Una or Fi want to try to do something, even Brianna could take a shot at him. That would be, okay, so at this point, Gavin is at the Titan and he's leaping for it.

Like you have, you have a, like a whisper's breath, man. You have just like what, like you have like one thing you could possibly do. - When for your assault, I can like fly and like catch him in the middle in mid-flight and like, hopefully, but like maybe I can like, once we hit the ground, I could like put it out or something. I don't know, it has fuse, I don't know. - Well, we've established they're really easy to set off. So if you tackle him, they're probably gonna go off. - Probably. - Just confetti of organs. - Two of you colliding in midair might be enough to set it off.

There'd be a check, but yeah. Again, Bri, I mean, she may just take a shot at him 'cause she would see him coming. - If she fires off that punch of hers, that will set the explosives off. - That's what I'm saying, if she fires, if she fires a blast at it, that's not gonna do any better. - I'm pretty sure this is gonna end with an explosion is all I'm saying. - I mean, you don't see any way of stopping it. - Martyr's blessing? No, I've got 20 points like that. - I was gonna say, you don't want that kind of evil. - Sorry, not even I could bring you back from that one.

- I don't see Jancia going out of her way to save the Titan. - Right, I mean, at the end of the day, this is a Titan, not a person. It sucks that it's gone, that's something like, even Brianna would fall back. Like these elves are gonna fall back. Like after they miss with their shots, I mean, it's, he was close enough to the thing. He was only 20 feet away from it. So this is, he's close enough to it that he can make it to that with the explosive. So it's not like he ran across an entire field, so. - So is Gavin like kamikaze in this, where like he's gonna jump on top and like throw it at his feet and let himself blow up?

Or is he like throwing it like, and then running away? - He will not run away. He's going to hold the line until the bomb explodes. - Yeah, see, that's the part where I was like, are any of us gonna be able to do anything to like stop him? Like either Marcus or myself? - Well, he was out in front of you guys. - I said we would have had to react immediately and without us knowing he was going to do this. - This is so hardcore, we just have to let him do it. - Plus I'm going on the assumption he's going to run and just run by it, drop it and then run away.

We don't know he's gonna stand on it. - After what he said right before he ran off, I kind of had an inkling. - Yeah, but I mean like you just met him. So is Gavin holding the explosives or has he actually like attached it to himself? - Well, yeah, I think he's, how is he? Are you holding it or is it attached? - I would assume he's holding it and he doesn't have it 'cause he would have it in basically in a sword hand and he's holding the shield 'cause he was expecting a wall of arrows. So he hid behind the shield and just started running. And then when he got to the leg of the thing, that's when he's like just holding it there, kind of pinning it between the shield and his forearm and just holding it to his chest.

- And the original plan was for you to throw it. So having it in your hand would make sense. - Yeah, so they wouldn't have guessed he would do that. These elves are gonna fall back. Even Brianna is gonna take several steps back, so. - Yeah, I think I'll join them. - Yeah. - What's my speed? One, two, three, four, five. - B, you gonna step back? - Yeah, I was just counting something. - That is not going to stop these other elves in the tree line to, that is not going to stop them from firing. And at this point they're firing at anything in that clearing. - Jeez, okay, so they're not going to stop Gavin from getting to the war forged.

And so Gavin has jumped onto it and is holding on for dear life. - Does Gavin have the opportunity to say one thing before he goes? - I guess. - Overwatch retreat. That's an order. - Do we know how long would be left on the fuse? Is it like, can we see it burning down? - You can, yeah, you can judge it. You can totally see it burning down. They usually have about 10, 15 seconds somewhere in there and then that, yeah. So you would have a few more seconds, basically. - Okay. Would, oh god. - How many times do you want to die, Fe? - Oh, no, no, I'm not. - Don't do it, don't do it, Fe.

Just let him, don't. - What? - We can't talk to your mom again. - No, no, no, no, don't worry. - Don't worry, you won't be. - No, we literally can't because we can't go back to Overwatch. - Would it be possible with an attack to make him drop the explosives? - Well, he's on the thing now. And even if he isn't, he's standing, he was standing close enough to it that it's still going to, it's going to blow. - And it's going to take him with him. - There's like nothing to do. - And no Vats shot here, sorry. - Yeah, this was the way this played out, man. This is, this is how he wanted it.

Now, let me ask a question. Do two, these soldiers are going to back off. Do Marcus and Erlo retreat? - Yes, I was given an order. - Well, that and I don't want to be around when it explodes. - All right. - And brave. - Especially because I was given an order. And I am not stupid. - Well, okay, maybe she's a little stupid, but she's always very devoted to doing what, you know, she thinks she's supposed to. - Stupid is a strong term. Let's, okay, while Gavin is clinging for dear life onto this Titan, there are going to be arrows raining down upon him. He is stationary, he is just laying there.

Ah, 28 to your reflex. - That hits my everything. - These arrows are just going to pelt you over and over. Like he's catching them in the leg and the hand, like it's all kinds of weird angles and places. Sometimes like you'll hear ting off the, off the, off the war forage itself. Three to get four, that's 14 damage. And then the bomb goes off. That is 10 D 10, excuse me, 62 damage. (sighs) That will be enough to outright kill Gavin. - Kevin, don't you have an ability that stops damage? - Yeah, I can reduce it by five points. - Oh. (laughs) - I was about to say, if you, that is a bandaid instead of a tourniquet.

This, this war forage goes up along with Gavin. There's nothing that can be done about it. It is, it is erupted. Everyone kind of shields their eyes as this thing just goes up like a plume of fire and smoke and debris and bits of this war forage are raining down in the field. And it's, it's, it is pretty awful. I, what do Una, Fi and Jadsey want to do here? - Oh my fucking God. - Is that in character? - No, no, no. - Sure thing. - You know what? I think that's a pretty good time to wrap things up for today. - Good spot to break, yeah. - I think so. - Holy shit.

- Just when they think we couldn't build that cliffhanger any bigger. - Just when I thought someone wasn't gonna die this episode. - Merlin, are you okay? - Merlin? - Yeah, I'm all right. - You sure? - I had to play this as exactly how Gavin was gonna handle this. He, he had no more party. There was just no more reason. And he had to make sure that this final mission was taken care of that, you know, the Crimson Shield remained untarnished, that Overwatch's will be done. And he was willing to do this. He lost three of, you know, his best friends. - Three party members, yeah.

- He just, he just, they betrayed him and he never saw them coming back. And he figured that Marcus was pragmatic enough and he didn't know Aralav, so he was willing to, you know, take care of this because he is in mind. He failed the last time and it wasn't gonna happen a second time. It was hard. This is not like it just threw it away just for the hell of it, but just made sure it was done. - Yeah, I don't, I don't think so. - I didn't either, but. - We found a finger, can you bring him back please? - I feel like the shittiest person. (laughing) - We all play our characters, that's how it goes down.

- God. - Like I said, Merlin, I pride myself on being able to see all the angles and try and figure things out. You caught me off guard with that, well done. - Yeah, I didn't see that one coming. - That was literal suicide bombing, oh my God. - Yeah, and kind of a giant middle finger to all of the audience that was like, oh man, I can't wait for this big battle, oh. - Well, and a giant middle finger to the, everybody goes, oh, you're just gonna find a way to save Luna anyway. Yeah, well, somebody else died, sorry. - There's always a price, man. - Oh my God, I'm so fucking sorry.

- Merlin, you like making characters, right? - You're really good at it. I don't even know what to say, that was... - Merlin. - I didn't do it to upset anybody. - No, but-- - No, we're making-- - It's a byproduct. - No, we're sad for you. - Yeah, it's never fun to lose a character, even if you're the one who decided it. - It's fucking, look, I know I harp one about it a lot, but this is pretty weed and ask, I'm just saying, just kill a random character, just like, oh, you like them? Pow, someone gets to live, but there's a price, and by the end of the episode, it's getting paid, and it just turns out someone else had to, it's, God damn it, that's...

- Today's episode, written by J.R.R. Martin, you know? (laughing) Just, just the fucking-- - You mean George? - Yeah, George, sorry. - Yeah, combined Tolkien with-- - I was wondering, I was wondering if that was actually what he was going for, like a cross. - So when we get back to Overwatch, are we gonna bury Gavin's hat in place of him? (laughing) - You don't have a hat. - He doesn't even have his hat. - The elves still have his hat. - I figured he might have a spare at home. - Oh my God. - That was actually symbolic, he didn't grab his hat. He didn't know what was gonna happen after that.

- Man, that is, there are, so right now we have two different parties. - Yeah, what's gonna happen about that, by the way? - First reunification. - I'm not sure if there's a way we can manage that after what went down, though. - That's not, that's a cop-out, we will not be doing that. - That's not in the cards. - Oh, good Lord. - I would say we could-- - Three of you have defected. - Jason, I have an idea in my head, but I need to flush it out, and when I get it, when I get everything that's bouncing around straightened out, I will send it to you. There may be a way to salvage the party.

- I don't know, man, in my head, it's pretty clear. I'm gonna definitely be going for a walk after this. - Go for a run, you need to catch up. - Yeah, I'll be doing that, actually, but yeah. - I mean, we could meet up with one of the other parties, but then the party would be huge. So that couldn't work. - Wait, Scott, what's your base idea? - I guess it's just that it's an inkling of it, and it's just one of those that, Oona is gonna be the hardest one to get back into the party. The other two, I could see, remember how I say I'm the one wearing the black hat all the time in our party?

Well, Oona, you're gonna catch that, because if you're the one who's influenced those two, and they have decided that they were wrong, I could see them coming back to us. I'm still trying to bounce away to get Oona back into the fold, because in character-wise, I don't know that she can. Unless you wanna play sort of psionic brainwashing or something. - I'm not sure if you could convince Jodzia either, to be perfectly honest, just because Tiefling in the party. That's kind of what broke it. And he didn't have time to explain. He had an explanation ready, but he never had time.

- Yeah, this is, that was pretty hard and fast. You guys spent an hour where she's pretty much preaching at you. Like, it makes perfect sense that she would be against it. It's just, that was the breaking point. That's the line, it's drawn. To go back on it the very next episode? - We could have, like I was saying earlier, like group 3A and group 3B, and then every episode, we'd sit down separately and do like half a session, and then gather. - Well, what we could do. - That'd be kind of cool. Yeah, I mean, like this is very interesting. Like this is, yeah, this is very interesting.

Like I could make up mini sessions for the two groups that are separated right now, at least have exposition and different things going on. But yeah, give me a little time to think about this. This is very interesting. Like we could do something really special and cool with this is what I'm saying. This is not a setback at all. Like something really cool could come of this. - That's true. - I'll be honest, they were waiting for some of you guys to defect anyway. They want to root for you, they want to. It's just, they see you guys as baby smashers. Like it's tough to, it's like, oh, we can't root for the Swastika kids, can't really root for them, so.

- Good God. - Jesus Christ, Gavin. - I know, right? How did he do that? - That was the image of him like laying there getting pelted with arrows is the fucking, that's awful. - The most bad ass death. - That was. - Like ever of anything. - I don't know, basically he's a suicide bomber right now, so. - That's the other thing, it just lends credence to the Overwatch being horrible people, but like he did it for honor and he did, but it was a suicide bombing. - Did anyone get hurt in that? Like a lot of, mostly all's moved away, did anyone else? - 10,000 psychic damage from watching someone blow up.

(laughing) - Fuck, like yeah, that's mental scarring. Like they saw it coming, like he was standing in the field, he struck it up in front of them and started sprinting for it, so it's, yeah. Those were the worst dice rolls ever. - I don't know, it kind of made the story even more fitting, 'cause otherwise. - Oh, it did. - If you shoot him on the way down, he's gonna make one last gasp at throwing it out there and he still dies, but. - Bree was gonna blast him out of the air, but it still would have blew up, it wouldn't have done anything, it just. - You sure you're okay, Merlin?

- Yeah, I'm here. - You don't sound okay. - We're gonna work out something cool, man, don't worry about it. - I'm sure. Hey, it's the story, that's what we're here for. - The people of Theria need to build bombs that aren't so explodey. - Well, bombs by their very nature are, but yeah. - Like, we need bombs that you can touch without setting them off, 'cause that could have been. - Well, we haven't made it. We haven't made it canon that like, if you touch it, it explodes. That was more like, if you blast out of the air or collide with a friend in midair or something like that, like it hasn't been like, oh, I tripped, boom.

Like it's, the things they're being, it's like, well, if I blast it with enough psionic energy, or what if I fly in my plate mail across the sky and collide with him in midair? - Yeah, the only thing I had was the diabolic grasp, which essentially is the same thing of like hitting someone. - Yeah, see, 'cause I had psychic surge, which is a range 10, but yeah, so yeah, I mean, my thought was like, I don't actually have anything that could pull or push him or make him drop it. - That was one of those things, once it, he was only 20 feet away, man, once he was there, it's very tough to stop him.

- That means, hmm, we could do a couple of different things with that, I'm starting to get something going. God, it could be this story about how you three are on the run now, or you, I mean, you're forced to pick a side, it's, I mean, you have chosen a side, really, by standing with the elves and fighting with them, I mean, you're, that's treasonous. You'd all be hung, there's nothing, and I don't see any reason why Airlove wouldn't tell them, like it's, like she seems pretty. - I can't wait for Patrick's reaction. - Who's Patrick? - Grace. - Oh, oh shit.

- My daddy tends. - Someone may get a promotion. - Someone kind of has to. - There's an opening. - So we just, oh God. - Merlin, how do you feel about playing Poe? - I just think that's rough. - That's the loner car that we give people, the characters in the shop, well, we have a perfectly good Poe right over here. - Hey folks. - I couldn't do it justice. - Justice. - Just look at people and go, what the fuck do you want? - He's such a flustered douche. - I'll lend you our cottie if you want him. - Yeah, I kind of picture him being like a Jersey Shore douche bag.

- Me too. - He lifts up his shirt and he's like, hey, check out the situation. - Tin tan ditches. - Yeah. - Well, thanks for ending my weekend on a high note. - Great, I'm going to play D&D tonight, it's gonna cheer me up. - Suicide bombing. (both laughing)