Long live the King - Part 2

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And make sure to join our forums. You can talk about the show, talk about D&D in general, and just talk about whatever you have on your mind. So once again, thank you very much for listening and enjoy the show. Let's do that thing where we go around the table and introduce ourselves. I'm Jason. I'm the Dungeon Master. Going around the table, start with Kelsey. Hi, I'm Kelsey. I play Diana Astaroff, Tiefling Mage. And Dan. Hi, I'm Dan Phelps. I play Duncan Joy Batam, Borben Bard. And Delmar. Hi, I'm Delmar from A Hondo De Vets, and I am a Ranger Cleric. And Jake.

What's going on? I am Jake, AKA Draconis. I play a dragonborn fire mage, and I'm never going to die on this show, so let's do it. And Justin. Hi, my name is Justin. I play Jarek Ironhide, half orc priest. Yes, no barbaric. I've wanted to be a priest. Jason said I couldn't. Half orc. He's a priest in real life is what I'm talking about. Yes. You found Jesus? Did you just say I found cheese? You found a various grouping of cheeses. So that means I'm a priest now. Yes, sir. He's a dairy priest. And last and certainly not least, Tom. Hey, everybody. I'm Tom. I play Yenn would fire sop, a minotaur fire.

OK, so last time you guys got through part one of Long Live the King. So let's do a quick recap. Strahd has been repelled by the Overwatch forces. You're not exactly sure how they did that as of yet, but they managed to shake Strahd, and Strahd started to fly east. Thorl, sadly, was murdered by one of his own teammates, Ironhide specifically, which caused a bit of a rift within the party. Yenn would seem to be pretty much fed up and look like he was going to walk away. Duncan ended up talking to them, talking to him, and they decided to kind of finish what they started.

But there is definitely some tension within the party. You can kind of feel it. By the end of the episode, you guys had pretty much decided that it's time to charge the gates of the Overwatch. This is it. Like, you're going to go for it. Strahd did a lot of damage when he first attacked. Obviously, Ian is out of commiss-- or, I'm sorry, Nathaniel is out of commission. He has been horribly mutilated. A good portion of his body has been burned and charred. You have lost a bit of your forces. There's not one race who wasn't affected by the strafing run that Strahd did, so everyone's lost people.

So let's open up just after we ended on the last episode. The party is standing with this army. Now, you guys have assembled this force. So what I'm going to ask right now is, would any one of you like to kind of stand in front of them and maybe deliver some sort of speech that would perhaps kind of get them ready to do what they got to do here? I should preface-- I should say, I should preface this. If it's good, then I'm going to give them a plus to certain things that they do during the fight. Is there any kind of check? Yeah, what check would that be?

The diplomacy, probably. I just don't think it'd be in Yennewort's character to have that moment. Right. It wouldn't-- We don't really have many words for this. I mean, Duncan's the only one who's done it in the past. Yeah, Duncan would be the one to do it. I mean, Diana has a super high diplomacy, but don't-- Not a charmer, that Diana. I mean, she could. I just-- I don't know. Let's kill everyone sort of thing. Like, let's do this. Um, it would be a diplomacy check. I mean, Duncan has a plus 14 diplomacy. Yeah, I know. That's what I'm saying. Like, Duncan's probably the best shot then.

Any song requests? Any-- Let me get my post-its ready. Hold on. So many post-its. Something inspirational, like-- I don't know. Something inspirational, I guess. Something inspirational. Uh, I mean-- Dim All the Lights by Donna Summer. Okay, there we go. Last Dance. That's often No More Tears album if you need to know, Jake. Thank you. You're welcome. Jack and Diane. Little kitty. No, dude. Two Americans growing up, dude. Duncan gets up and sings Jack and Diane. Everyone's just like, "What? Why is this--" How is this applicable? Life goes on. There's fires going everywhere.

It's like Woodstock 99. God. You know, sometimes you just want to break shit. Okay. Yeah, okay. So we'll play some Olympus. It's one of those days. Okay. Nice. Okay, seriously, come on. All right. Yeah. Sorry. I have to get my game face on. Hang on a second. I'm giggling now. Okay, so I'm gonna roll the diplomacy check first. Is that okay? That will affect how the speech turns out. Yeah, it's terrible diplomacy check. Now I'm gonna role play it like I did. Okay, that's fine. We can do that. Okay. Oh, 28. Good. That's a pretty good diplomacy check, right? That's a pretty good diplomacy check.

Okay, so Duncan stands up on a stage. He whips his axe around. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You're in the middle of a field. Where'd you get a stage? I don't know. He stands up. He's really short. He's got to stand up on something. What does he stand up? Could be a stump. That's like a station. Right. Okay. Oh God. Wait, Tom's dying. Tom died before we even got to battle. Did Tom offer to hold me up? So I'm standing on Yennhward's shoulder. No, no, he's holding off like Lion King style. Oh God, I can't breathe. Oh God. Are you okay? No, I'm shy. Someone save Tom. Jesus Christ.

Jake, you're pretty close. Tom, what's your address? I choked on a Benny wafer. Oh shit. Nevermind. I don't like those. I don't, I don't care. Dude, those are great. Anyway, I will hold Duncan up on my shoulders. No, I'll hold him up and my hands like under his armpits. Like, uh, like Rafiki did Simba in Lion King. Yeah, yeah. That's what I was going to say. I'm being held up. This is going to be a good one. This takes some of the dramaticism of the action. It's really dramatic because like the sun is like right behind his head and it's like, it looks good. Do you remember how dramatic it was when they actually did it in the movie?

Like it's like that. It's very dramatic. And I'm not, I'm not wiggling or anything. It's as if I've levitated. That's how I'm reacting. He has both his arms outstretched like Christ. Except I have my guitar. Just, just hanging from like your back. Like Bono. All right. That's the, we're setting the stage, Jason. This is how this is going. Okay. Okay. Crying. Okay. Um, and by the way, I, Duncan is completely straight faced while this is happening. He, uh, he looks over the crowd and he says, everyone, I know, I know we've given a lot. I know that we've lost a lot of people.

We've lost friends and we've lost family. We've lost leaders. And we all know that Nathaniel himself has, has, has, has given a ton. He's he, he can't, he can't fight with us, but, but we're going to lead you. We, we amassed this army and, and we're going to take responsibility. We're going to lead you into battle. This isn't time to give up. This is time to fight. This is the time to fight stronger than before, because as weak as we are, that's how weak they are. The dragon's gone. And this is our only opportunity. We came here to overthrow them. And that's what we're going to do because we can, because we're strong enough.

We may not feel like it right now, but we are because we have, we have good on our side, we're doing the right thing. And that's why we're going to win. That's why we're going to beat Carter. This point, he flips his guitar around and he starts playing the song that Tom had requested earlier in front of all of these men while he's being lifted up by you. Damn all the lights, McDonoughson. As the sun goes down. I think this is going to be like a huge boost for us. It's a great song. It's going to be a cool moment. I think it's going to be good. We need everything we can get.

So this, this, this whole military force is just going to start like picture the last like the speech from Independence Day, Bill Pullman's speech from Independence Day. Just, just like there, they are pumped. Like the Dragonborn just start letting out these roars and fucking like the elves are kind of like cheering in the background. Like this is, this is like, they are ready. The only people not reacting too much are, are the drow. They're just a bit more reserved, but yeah. Too cool for the world. Not much on celebration, the drow. These storm clouds are going to start rolling in.

Oh shit. It's not ominous at all. And it looks like a nasty thunderstorm is going to, is going to be hitting you guys just about the time you probably get towards the gates of the Overwatch. You get a bonus for Stormrunner? Foreshadowing. That's fair. Give me a plus one. You know what? Actually makes sense. I don't know what it is with people who get weapons accord and have to ask for bonuses all the time, but I didn't know I could do it. And so Izzy told me I could. I have to talk to Izzy because I don't know that. You know you can get plus one's on everything.

I'm going to tell you what, because it's a thunderstorm, I'm going to give you a plus one on your attack rolls while the thunderstorm is active. Thank you. Take away your other multiplier and now you just have a plus one. That's it. It's a d20 plus one for every attack now. That's the... What are we rolling? Everyone roll perception for me, please. Okay. Do you guys know how this works? Did my roll? Yeah, it rolled. Let's see. Diana, Duncan, and... Hondo. Got a 22. Wait a minute. What I... I go for a 13. Oh, okay. No. Yep. Sorry. Diana, Duncan, and Jarek. Sorry. Riding in from the rear, you're going to see two figures on horseback, and that is going to be Leora and Poe.

And they are going to go ahead and kind of, you know, get off their horses, like ride off, ride up to the back of this huge grouping of people, jump off the horses and start making their way towards the front, trying to get to you guys. Leora is going to start looking for Yennward just right off the bat, like immediately. This might sound goofy, but it's actually serious. Has Yennward put Duncan down yet? Have you? Yeah. Okay. This guy was going to wave my arms in the air up ahead. He knew that anyways. Might not be easy. Yeah, but I'm tiny. I'm tiny. Yeah, that's what you're seeing.

Am I in trouble? Um, Leora is going to walk right up to Yennward and she does not do this, but she's going to kind of like reach forward and just kind of hug Yennward just like ever so slightly, just kind of like more almost like a like like kind of a lean forward pat on the back type of thing, not like a real tender embrace, just like just kind of like like it's okay type of thing. She's like reciprocate with a bear hug. She's going to say she's alive. She's they brought her back. She's okay. What are you talking about? I'm talking about Brianna. What?

Um, she's she's gonna uh she she's just kind of gonna look at Yennward from it. They brought her back. She's okay. It was it wasn't fun, but we did it and she's kind of going through some stuff right now, but she is alive. She's she's doing okay. Like alive, alive, alive, alive. She's fine. I'll take you to see her later, but we kind of have something. Is she mad at me? No, no, no, no, no. She doesn't it wasn't your fault. You weren't trying to run her through the gut like you weren't trying to. She knows it's one of the first things she said when she woke up was she was worried about you actually.

That's so sweet. Again, I'll take you to see her later, but right now I'd really like to finish this. Okay, business face. Um, Poe is going to look for Hondo and gonna kind of announce this to the party, but everything in Dern Hollow is taken care of. The kids are fine, by the way. When you say taken care of, what do you mean? Things got complicated and we ended up having a pretty lengthy fight. We lost Alice. Oh, no, that's too bad. That's terrible news. Thank you very much, Poe. Poe's just gonna kind of glare at Hondo. We'll talk about it later, but yeah, right now everything's safe in Dern Hollow.

There's no more Overwatch. Diana's gonna look kind of mildly surprised at this, and then she's gonna sort of nod and say thank you. Yeah, it's fine. So we ready to kill Carter or what? Yeah, yeah, we can do that. Yes, let's get this over with already. All right, let's see here. Everyone, I believe you had a rest the last time. Yeah, OK, so you're all good to go. OK. Advancing towards the gates of the Overwatch. Jason, how far away, like as a group, like we're moving as an army, how far away are the drow from our like main unit? I'm assuming we're in the middle.

Yeah, you'd be kind of leading the pack. OK, and situated to us, where are they? The drow would kind of be in the rear a bit. OK, thank you. They're all nice and stabby, right? So they wouldn't be. Yeah, I mean, they wouldn't be of incredible use actually charging the gates until the gates are open, which is going to be an ordeal because you guys don't have much siege equipment. Nice. Can we go over the gate? You mean climb over the gate or under the gate? Can we go over it? Can we go under it? Don't let us break out shovels and just say ways like ways. I going under is going to take a while.

Yeah, going over it is a possibility like you. I mean, like you can scale it. Yeah, we have big ladders. No, we don't have any siege weapons. No, do we have fire? You have mages. I have a grappling hook. Yeah, so didn't one of the didn't the dragon like break like a wall or something that we could like to say like a serious question. Could we do like like as we're going over a hill or somewhere that could we do a perception check to see what the gates are, but the walls. Absolutely. I'm telling you what you would know about the city before you get there. That's what I'm I'm telling you about.

Like I'm sure Poe would fill you all in on the inner workings of the place and what to expect when you get in there. And it's bleak. Like he would be rattling off how many guards there are, like what to expect when you get in. It is a sprawling, massive city before you ever get to Castle Overwatch. It is. This is not going to be pleasant is the picture he's painting for you. All right. Will Poe and Liara be traveling with us? They're going to be for the most part sticking with the party. Liara definitely will. Poe may be venturing off doing his own thing, but Liara is definitely sticking with the party.

Yeah, before before we get in in the in the can I just kind of just shuffle off a little bit so I could have a private moment with Poe? Sure. So I'm gonna write up next probably like, hey, listen, kid, thank you. Like I mean it this time. I mean, Ellis, whatever, but the kids, as long as they okay, then it's all good. Listen, I need to ask you something about the the Overwatch. You used to work for these guys, right? Technically, yes. So you know, you know the ins and outs of this city, right? Good portion of it. Yeah. Okay. So I mean, do you can you think of any ways, you know, that we could go in undetected as a small unit?

And when I say small, I mean two, maybe three people. And do what exactly? It has to be done. Come on, kid. I thought you were up enough. Look, I don't know exactly what you think you're going to do, but we have tons of city to get through. Thousands of guards just to get to the castle so that we can break down those gates so that we can climb to the top and get to Carter. I don't know what you think two or three people are going to do, but it would have been done while I was living there if it could be. Let me ask you something, kid. Overwatch is a pretty safe place, right?

Depending on how you look at it. Depending on how you look at it. What about the lesser, you know, focus minded individuals of society? You mean crooks? You can call them whatever you want. They don't exist. They don't exist. Okay. All right. Forget about it. Forget I even asked. Let's go. Look, there's one thing the Overwatch does right. It's crime. There's it doesn't exist. Yeah, no, because everyone's uncorruptible. Come on, let's go. I'm done. It's not that they're uncorruptible. Kid, I'm done. Thank you very much. Then he's just gonna ride back to the rest of the video.

I was just gonna give this look like this fuck bag. Like just what just happened? Yeah, just. Okay. So this is a marching army now. There are not enough horses to sustain everyone. Obviously, you would need fucking thousands. How would you guys I'm gonna ask you how you siege these gates is completely up to you. Why is it up to us? Aren't the leaders of the armies in charge? Didn't they form a coalition? I mean, here's the problem. You can leave it up to them completely up to them, but they will take your advice. If you lean in and say, hey, it maybe be better if we did this.

There are a few scant mages who are of decent power within the group who have the ability to lob fireballs at this gate. There are two siege weapons. You have two catapults following way in the rear who can also siege this gate, the rest of which is just pure brute force. If you decide to charge in. Do we know what their plan would be if we don't interfere? Their plan as of now is to just try and pepper these gates with as many shots from these catapults as possible just to try and break it open enough so that you can charge into the city. The problem with that is that the way the Overwatch walls are set up, they have a massive amount of archers and anti siege equipment on the top.

So funneling in to try and break down the gate as people, you're entering into a kill box and we have no dragons or anything like that. So I liked Justin's idea earlier. Can we do some kind of perception or something to see if there's any weak spots? Okay, please do. You are close enough now that you can roll perception before this. Everybody quit. Go Ironheart. Shit, so hopefully we'll find out something from that. Okay, Ironheart is going to spot this and start pointing it out. The dragon did do a pretty good amount of damage. Now, the way the city is set up is the landmass pretty much funnels into the front gate.

The Overwatch as a city itself is built on a cliffside overlooking a waterfall. Waterfall actually runs under the bottom of the city and then delves into a network of caves. You guys have been there. You can't siege the city from the sides or the rear. You have to do it from the front. This makes it almost impenetrable unless you have a huge force. Thankfully, you guys do have a huge force, but if this isn't played right, you can lose a shitload of guys right off the bat at the front gates. The dragon, that means, had to land right in the front of the city and while he took a brunt of...

It looks like they have ballistas right at the top on the walls, hovering around the gates. So this dragon was taking shot after shot of ballista fire and eventually it probably just became too much for him. Now, you can see where the sides of the walls have been charred and it looks as though he slammed a good portion of the right-hand side of the gate. So the gate itself has been weakened and on the side of the gate, the wall itself is cracked. This dragon did a number on the face of the city, so he may have just saved you potentially thousands of soldiers' lives.

If you can get some shots lobbed at that portion, you might be able to break the wall down and race in. Hovering around the wall, you're going to see what appear to be at least a thousand archers circled around the front portion of the city. The city itself is circular in shape, so this curved wall, you're just going to see row after row after row of archers. They are preparing for you. They know you're coming. You are conspicuous as fuck, like everyone knows what's about to happen. How would you guys like to play it? Question. The drow are proficient in poison, yes?

They are. Would it be too far-fetched to think that we can do something with some poisons to some of the dead bodies and launch them over the walls as a distraction measure? So my idea is that one side of... We can't, even though we are sitting directly at the front, because that's the only place we can do it at, we focus fire there while a separate grouping of people try and scale another side of the wall. Is that a plausible idea? That is something you could do, yeah. Scaling the wall is going to take a bit of time and it's going to... But then my plan, again, looking forward, is to scale the wall, get over there and get the...

Attack from behind and try and get the gates open, but I don't know how much defense we're going to face inside, that's what I'm saying. Is it plausible? Putting poison gas or something inside the city where we're going to be heading that might not turn out in our favor in the end. I'm just throwing ideas. I'm just throwing ideas. Yeah, no, no, I get you. I'm just trying to do something. The caves are not an option, correct? They don't lead into the city, no. Yeah. Is it rained at this point? Yeah, it's going to start drizzling. The storm's really starting to roll in now.

So that might actually hinder the archers? A bit, yeah. It'll also hinder yours. Well, and also anything based with fire. Yeah, a little bit. Yeah. We could just get Yenward to stand way back and everyone stands beyond arch-length. He just throws Stormrender repeatedly at the gate. We could use it as a lightning rod. There you go. Can we get some mages to focus fire on... Oh my God. Yenward throws his axe, buries it in the gate. We get some mages to focus fire, some electricity on that, and then boom. Blows his... Maybe we should get by the mages and talk to them and figure out what they can actually do.

Like what their powers are. Would Po or Thing have given us that kind of information, Jason? Yeah, like Po is... Yeah, I mean like you guys have the breakdown of who's in your army at this point. Like you know, the mages you have are just kind of scattered. There's a couple of mages in each race. I mean, the biggest thing they're going to be able to do is firebolt. You don't have any archmages or anyone from Moominero. Like any real powerful, like heavy hitter type of mages. Like they can toss some fireballs, they can start to burn away at the gate. I think...

I'm sorry, go ahead then. Sorry, go ahead. What I was going to say is it sounds like there's a crack in the wall, correct? Yep, and the right side portion of the gate has been slammed repeatedly. Okay, so to me it almost sounds like force would be a better option than fire at the gate. So what if we had the mages lob fireballs at archers while we had the catapults try to take down the gate and the wall? And then what do the remaining people do? Because we're going to be receiving fire. Prepare to siege when the walls are... Yeah, prepare to go. Prepare to run like...

Do we have any front line troops with shields? How big is the crack in the wall? This runs the entire length of the wall vertically. Okay, is there anyone in any of the races that are particularly skilled with explosives? The dwarves. Dwarves could do it. They'd need to get close enough to place them. Yeah, but that might be our best bet. We could use shields as like a cover for the arrows. Could put dwarves and the catapults. Should we put the bombs and the catapults? Yeah. No, no, that's not gonna... Because it needs to be like inside it if we want to make sure it really tears it down.

Yeah. Well, not just that, but the way explosives work in theory, they have to be lit and they are highly combustible in that. Okay, why don't we then have... Again, I'm going back on my idea a bit, but have one group of us as a distraction unit while the other task force try and get through either the wall or the gate. And we use that as an entry. That's just going to be wasting lives. There has to be... Well, this is war. People are going to die anyway. Well, I know. They're dying for no reason. Okay, Telmar, the distraction force is a decent idea because...

Yeah, it is. If we start shooting catapults, let's say we start shooting catapults and fire and stuff at the opposite side of the gate. And so the archers are going to start paying attention there. And while that's going on, maybe have as many dwarves as can run in and try to blow up the weak side of the gate. Yeah. I'm just... Yeah, no, I mean, as long... I don't know. Yeah, whatever. Well, the point of this is everyone's going to have a job and someone's going to get it. Like, I mean, there's no way... Do we have like the boats or anything that we can have them put over their heads to block arrows?

The boats that we came in on. Boats. We came in on. Yeah, or a land-based... Something like that. I don't... I mean, they have shields they can just put up over their heads. Make shields like the Romans did. Right. I mean, they're going to be protecting themselves as best as possible, don't get me wrong. And the archers can only take out so many of them, but... Do the mages have any shielding stuff they can do? Not mobile, no. Okay, question. Is there a group of people that are really good with shields that actually have them? The dwarves don't use shields all that much.

There's a few of them. The dragonborn do. Okay, so why not have a bunch of dwarves in the middle? A dragonborn, like with the shields out, like the Iruk-hai did in the... Yeah, yeah. ...Rohan. Yeah, no, that makes... Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Just cover the top and the sides and just start marching ahead. We are attacking Helmsteve. Exactly, that's what we're trying to do. Like while the mages are peppering them with the fireballs and the catapults are running so they're kind of split between who they have to focus. Why are we? But also we're not who. But things like we're going to still want to focus on that part of the gate because that's the obvious thing to do and if we don't do that we're going to think we're up to something, which I mean we are, but it's like...

Oh, the whole sneak attack thing is pretty much out the window. There's no way you're going to avert the gaze of a thousand archers while they're firing. We can like re-buttskrieg them and hit them from every side that we can without losing so many lives. Our best shot is probably to just pepper the gates, like go with the original plan, but then have the group go with the explosives underneath all that because the best chance at possibly not getting killed before they reach there is hiding in the midst of chaos sort of thing. So avoiding the hour and a half of debate, let me see if I can clarify what you guys are pitching.

Have the catapults fire at the gate, just fire boulders and whatever they can at the gate to try and put a den in that. While that's going on you have a contingent of dragonborn and dwarves try and get close enough to the gate to have the doors set explosive charges near the crack or the gate itself just to blow it open. On the wall. Preferably the crack, yeah. Okay, meanwhile you have mages lobbing fireballs at the top of the ramparts trying to take out as many archers as possible and give you guys some cover. And elves. And well, and elves, yeah, firing arrows obviously.

What will you guys be doing during this? This is also what I wanted to say. I think it would be a good idea if Draconis takes a hit of his blood root and he joins the mages. Oh yeah, definitely. Yeah. She's fiery stuff. That's something. Get your horse out there if you need to punch him, like to relieve some of that pressure then go right on in. I can throw some fireballs that way, yeah, that's no problem. Okay, then that is what we'll do. So this is gonna be, this is gonna be a series of dice rolls, let's see. I wanna roll something. Yeah, I wanna roll something too.

I'm scared. Okay, you'll each get a turn. Could do. But then if someone rolls fast they're gonna get the blade. Yeah, well, I mean that's part of the volunteer. Jason rolls everything. I was on fire last night. Yeah, you were actually. Yeah, great. Okay. God. So the first lightning strikes cue up behind the city as you start to, this is a nasty thunderstorm. This is a torrential downpour at this point. They're up higher. So everyone is just getting beaten down with rain. Some of the races deal with that much better than others. Drow aren't usually exposed to the weather too much so they tend to get a bit miserable in the rain.

The fucking mentors hate water. They hate it. My posts feel icky. Alright, here's what I'm gonna have you guys do. You are now close enough that you're gonna start receiving fire from these archers. So I want you to place all your characters right in this vicinity for right now. Okay. Oh boy. Now if I'm with the other mages does that mean I'm farther back or what? You're gonna be off to the side. You're gonna have your own thing. So while they're preparing, I'm gonna go right down the line and we're gonna do dice rolls back and forth. Okay. Like is this side okay or do you want the other side?

It doesn't matter. You're fine, you're fine. Doesn't matter. This is just for reference. Gotcha. So here's what's gonna happen. These archers are going to start firing. 28 versus all of your ACs. Shit. That hits. Hey Draconis, get on the field. He told me to go to the side. Not yet, not for Draconis, not quite yet. Yeah, I'm over on the side. Nine damage to everyone. So go ahead and take nine damage to everyone. So a volley of arrows is going to start peppering this entire army. It's going to go just right down the line just just constant. And you guys are going to catch a couple of stray arrows and that's going to do nine damage.

Meanwhile the elves behind you are going to... You can hear the collective pull of a thousand bow strings as they release arrows back at those archers. 18. Okay, so your side is going to do flat d20 rolls for their stuff to see how well they're performing. Right. 18 is fucking phenomenal. They're going to start picking off archers off this wall right and left. Meanwhile the mages... Draconis. Oh yeah. Give me a favor, roll a flat d20. d20. Wait, wait, wait. Did he slip a powder? Oh, you didn't. Oh, okay. Yes, that's a d100, right? No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no.

It should be. Unlike the route of wonder, there aren't that many random things that are going to happen when a drug addict takes drugs. Like it's just varying degrees of both. Have you taken drugs, Jason? Have you tried blood loop? Yeah. Man. So, okay, do me a favor, roll a flat d20 for the blood root. This is the blood root right here. Yes. And 14. Boom. Pull out that list. Hold on a second. I love these so much. Curious as if this is a school list or... He's away from all of us. Right. Fireball goes straight up and straight down and kills all of the other mages.

No, that's good. That's a good role. This is fucking awesome. Good. What is it? One daily power of yours will recharge as soon as you use it up to three times. Yeah. Save that for when we get to the like inside. Just spam him with your fish. Yeah. You're killing me. That effect lasts for the next few hours. Okay. That is so awesome. Oh, next few hours? Can you let us know if it's getting close to running out? So if we have has to use it by then you can spam it? Yeah, okay. Sure. Can I take some blood root? Should have just done some for everybody. That is awesome. Sometimes you want to punch a horse to death.

Sometimes you actually want to work with the group. If I could just crack the shell four times. Oh, God. Um, Jesus. So I'm cracked out of my mind right now. Yes, you are feeling it. You want me to throw? Yeah, roll a D20 throw fireball. Fireball. Boom. 19. 19. That's more like it. That is one of your fireballs. Just to let you know. Oh, wait. Oh shit. Well, I mean, you're using a fireball like that's to help out. You get four of them now, dude. You're using them. That's not a daily. It is a daily. Oh, that's a daily. Fireball. Oh, it is? Oh, yeah. Fireballs daily. That's that's a big one.

The problem is all of his other stuff is a little more close range. So you guys are close enough to the gates to whip a fireball, but that also, you know. Well, at least he gets four of them. Draconis's fireball, along with a few other ones, are going to it's going to mark and twist and turn in the air. This thing has weight, and it is going to splash against the ramparts. And you're going to watch several of these Overwatch archers in that vicinity catch fire and start flailing and fall off the wall backwards and forwards. So they're going to start tumbling off of this wall and just around the gates.

That was highly effective. You are starting to clear them out over just over the gate itself. Yenward. Hey. Do me a favor, roll a flat D20 to see how well these Dragonborn are going to do protecting these dwarves, getting them close to the gate. Sure thing, Andrew. Damn it. That was a thing. Unfortunately, while... Or at eight, everyone at home. At eight. While Draconis and these other mages are whipping fireballs at the top of these ramparts, several of the Dragonborn kind of forming a reinforced square around these dwarves are going to be picked off with arrows.

Just dead instantly. In fact, you would say about 60% of them are dead. Christ. The rest are raising their shields trying to keep these arrows off of the dwarves. The only thing keeping these dwarves safe right now are the fact that the Dragonborn are so much taller than the dwarves that they can just kind of keep their head down. If these explosives are touched in pretty much any way, shape, or form, they will explode and it will be a massive rippling explosion. The problem is they have to get at least somewhat close to the gate to do any damage. Okay, well how fucking far are they from the gate?

Are they kamikazes? Are they going to kill them? They're not trying to kill themselves. They're trying to light these. They're still about a hundred yards away from this gate. So how far did they actually travel so far? They've traveled about 20 yards. Wood's going low. Would Cloud of Darkness be a hindrance or helpful to them? They would blind them. Shit! Damn it! That's why I wanted to draw on my side. I mean our side. I mean our side. Yours, yes. Aha. It's for all of us. Okay, what's the next step happen? The Overwatch are going to start lobbing arrows at you guys again. 29 versus all of your AC.

Miss. Miss. Yep. 14 damage everyone. Can I volley Stormrunner at one of them? Look it, I'm using shield. Interrupt. Immediate interrupt. I'm hit by an attack. Gain +4 power post, AC, and reflex. That means it misses me. Actually wait, no, nevermind, because that would hit because it's the... Dice world thing. Okay. Serious question, can I throw Stormrunner up there? Uh, if you'd like to go with the Dragonborn, you'd need to get a bit closer to throw a Stormrunner. But yeah, you can. There's a range. I'll stick right now. Okay. Um, Draconis. They're going to start firing at these mages.

Ugh. Uh, because... Yeah, fuck that. Like it's like, whoa, that's a bigger threat right now. 34. That will, believe it or not... Yeah. Uh, 7 damage. Okay, not too bad, not too bad. Uh, the elves are going to start firing back with their arrows. One. Wow. Crap. So that's not good. Did he... All of their bows backfired and snapped them in the eyes. Oh, it's because it's wet. Okay, it's wet. It's, uh, the rain and wind is starting to affect their aim, and most, if not almost all, of the arrows fired by these elves are going to harmlessly clatter against the side of the walls of the Overwatch.

So, um, these, uh, the archers are going to start to try and fill in the gaps where the fireball and the archers made over the gates themselves. Draconis. Yes. Do me a favor. Would you like to lob another fireball? Oh, man, yes. We need to... I guess so, yeah, yeah, yeah, yep, yep. Gonna do it. Okay, roll a flat T20 for me, please. 17. 17. Got 'em. Something went right. Again, Draconis is going to lob a fireball. I'm guessing you're lobbing it towards the gates, like the top. Yep, uh-huh. Yep. Uh, same thing. That, along with a couple of other fireballs, are going to almost combine in mid-air and just splash against the side, just kind of a rippling explosion of fire all along the top of the ramparts, and it is going to catch the top portion of the gate, like, on fire just a bit, and you're going to see where they have had...

They have set up provisions for all the archers. Like, they have spare quivers ready. They have... All of that's going to go up in flame. Like, this time, like, that really caught everything up there. Oh, nice. Good shot. Lovely. Do me a favor, Duncan, roll a flat d20 to see how well these Dragonborn are doing, protecting the... Oh, come on. ...the dwarves. You got this. Good. Here we go. Yes! Sixteen. That's, like, the most important part of me. This time, another volley of arrows is going to be fired down upon these dwarves and Dragonborn. The Dragonborn are going to raise...

The Dragonborn have these really lengthy shields that pretty much cover their entire bodies, and this time the angle of it is just so that they can block pretty much all of these incoming arrow fire. A couple of the Dragonborn have taken a stray shoulder shot, but they're still marching with these dwarves, and they're going to go ahead and make it another 40 yards towards this... Towards the gate. They are now 60 yards away from the gate. Halfway there, guys. Come on. The Overwatch soldiers, do me a favor. Yanward, roll Perception, please. Okay. They do nothing!

Yanward never gets a good Perception roll. He's oblivious to everything. Just because he's right there. I picture him standing next to Duncan while... I don't know. Yanward is not going to notice. Even though it's coming on nightfall, it's getting darker. The wind and rain are really affecting things. It's just... Every once in a while, everything will just be illuminated with a stray lightning strike and kind of thunder clatter in the background. All along the walls of the Overwatch, you're going to see tiny fires ignite as the archers have now begun to light their arrows on fire before they start tossing them down at you.

Well, yeah, that doesn't prevent them. I mean, there's... There's... It's like a tar that they light up. Can we do the same thing on our side? Do we have those resources? Yes, the elves are... Yeah, that's something that takes time to prep and set up. But yeah. Can I do a Perception check? For what? I want to see if the ground is labeled with tar. Or anything like that, like some kind of flammable oil or something like that. Sure, go ahead. Isn't that the awful... 15. This is just a... Yes. Run! Ironhide's not seeing anything like that. It doesn't look like they have any booby traps outside of their own walls or anything.

They appear to have total and complete faith in their ability to defend the city with sheer manpower and anti-siege weapons. Question. Yes. Am I close enough that I could use a Cloud of Darkness, but not on us? On them? Like on the wall? Well, you would be... You'd be over 100 yards away. Yeah, never mind. I'm sorry. Yeah. I'm sorry for asking the question. Is there a way for us to like, run out there, grab one of their shields, like the Dragonblood? And walk with them to help reinforce them? Well, I mean, like, I was thinking about that earlier on, but... You can try and race out there to meet them.

They're going to be moving slower than you would at a full sprint because they've got to stay in a cluster. All right, yeah. I'm going to do that. All right, Ironhide is going to try and join the Dragonborn. So, um, here's what's going to happen. Oh no. Each one of you that join the Dragonborn, you're going to get a plus one to the flat d20 roll that... What if I grab two shields? No. No? Okay, just one. That's all I need. Oh no. All right. If they die we're fucked. The problem is if that explosive goes off next to you... I know. Well, that's what I'm doing. So I was about to say it has taken out PCs before.

All right, let's do this. Oh my god. All right. Ironhide is going to run to join the Dragonborn and he is going to scoop up a shield away. Character, just, uh, there's an opportunity for me to be rid of Ironhide and the dwarves and one fell swoop. All the dwarves right there. Chunk of them. Not this dwarf. So just Ironhide. So, um, Yennward, the next time I ask you to roll a flat d20, add a plus one to it. K3. No cap. Oh, he did the same? He grabbed a shield? Oh, Yennward didn't go with you. No, I'm saying like he did grab a shield now. Who? You? No, you said Yennward.

You add a plus one to your defense roll. When I ask, when I ask like back and forth, I'm asking members of the party to roll a flat d20 to see how well the Dragonborn are doing. Oh, okay. I see. Yeah, that's what that's for. Oh, okay. Fire arrows from the Overwatch are going to start raining down upon the army. 17 versus your AC. Crit miss. How come they were allowed a plus 16 and the elves don't? Because they're on fire. They have fire arrows. The elves have fire arrows? No, no, no, no, no. No, they have tactical advantage. They're above us. Yeah. And Jason also said that it would take time to set something like that up.

So I'm assuming we'd have to. You're going to get it. It's just going to take time. Like they're like, imagine they're set up for this. Like they're all their shits right there. They could endlessly fight you off for days with arrows. Like they like that's all they do is mass produce weaponry in that huge fucking city. And they have the space and the protection to do it. Well, we've had some vampires or some zombies. Well, you know how that went. Let's have the vampire debate again. Haven't done that in a while. That old number. That's two listeners. I was about to say that they were listeners when they heard that.

Jesus. Draconis, would you like to lob another fireball? Yeah, I got two more, right? I can do two more. Yep. Yeah. Okay. Yes. Yes, I will. Okay. Roll a flat D20 for me, please. Damn. Five. Damn it. Ooh, here we are. This one's going to have a real bad trajectory to it, a real bad arc and kind of splash harmlessly at the base of their walls. Just kind of ripple and catch a lot of the grass and things on fire near the left side of the gate. The elves have started to light arrows on fire on this side. So a 15. To me? No, no, no. They're not firing at you. Oh, okay. The elves seem to be back on target aim wise, and they are going to launch another volley at these Overwatch soldiers and start picking off a good portion of them that are hovering around the gate.

The area above the gate looks to be pretty much free and clear right now. Every time that this... Every time a volley gets launched at them, they duck behind the ramparts. Some of them aren't quick enough and they'll tumble off. The fire obviously is hindering them. They can't always see what's coming in because of this thunderstorm. So you are taking out a significant chunk of them. Like you've probably taken out three or 400 of them so far. That is a damn fine chunk. That is about 60% of them that were on this wall. Yenward, do me a favor. Roll a d20 plus one.

Sure. Damn it. Oh my God. Dude. If it explodes and takes like our two strongest... Ironhide's dead. Our two strongest. Wait. Yenward didn't go. Yenward was there too, wasn't he? No. No. Yenward's... I think Justin was waiting for... Yenward just... You two, right? Yeah, he was gonna stay behind. It's Yenward. Wow. Whoa. Got him. Errol's bad on purpose so I can be rid of you. You rigged it. About 45% of the remaining Dragonborn have just been nailed with arrows. Shut up. And are unable to continue trotting along with these dwarves. Which means two things. One, it means that this force can speed up ever so slightly because there's not as many clustered.

It also means that the dwarves have almost no shielding remaining. How far away are they? They've just moved another 20 yards towards this gate. One more roll? Probably one more. Well like everything's gonna depend on that. Don't worry guys, I'm not gonna flub the next one. How many yards are we away? Uh, you would be... Let me see. You're about 40 yards away. Why don't you make one for it? You're a barbarian. This is what you live for. Yeah, but it's not him. He's not trying to protect... They're moving quicker as they're alert. No, no, no. I mean, I mean he grabs a bomb and makes a run for it.

Says the guy all the way in the back. Yeah. This isn't... This isn't... Okay. I know most of you probably haven't heard group three, so there was a series of episodes where they were using explosives. This is a larger pack of explosives than that. This is set to take out this wall. Like that's... This is a larger bunch of explosions than the one that took out the Warforged Titan. This is... I remember what happened with the last explosives. Is this the equivalent of a missile? The Titan had a name. It was the Enward II. I'm sorry. I was being insensitive. Yeah, you were.

Um, at least you got a gnome that might... At least, no. Who probably won the run away match. Um, uh... Let's see, uh... Overwatch is going to get ready and fire down upon you guys. That's scary. Muroc. Damn. That's going to hit your AC. Yeah, yeah, that is. One damage. 23 damage to everyone. Caught me right in the cheek with that one. I'm bloody. They're also going to fire up the mages. 27 to your AC. So wait, wait. 20 damage to Draconis. Diane is also a mage and she's not there with the mages. I don't have anything fire-wise. She's not that kind of mage. I'm an Enchanta.

I do mind control. Enchant the fireballs. Enchanta is like mind stuff. They don't... Two of the mages that were standing next to Draconis have just been killed with arrow fire. God. So it's just Draconis and one other mage. Another, uh... Another elf. Yeah. Uh, Draconis, would you like to lob another fireball? Oh, if I shoot my last one, I don't have any more. That's what last one means. That's... I know. That's... If it's a good roll, it will give a plus to the Dragonborn and Dwarves. So you're trying to tell me... Everything's already on that. We need every plus to that we could get.

I'm just gonna go into visible and sit here. No. Okay. Yeah. I'm gonna shoot my, uh... I'm gonna throw the last fireball. Throw the last fireball. There we go. 10. That's 50/50. That's not terrible. That's not bad. That's average. How about that? Could do worse. Good job. That's something... These last two fireballs are going to arc towards, uh, just just above the gates again. And the splash damage is going to take out a handful of archers. And that will afford the Dragonborn, Ironhide, and these Dwarves a little breathing room. So we're going to give you a plus two to the roll.

So that is a plus three to the flat d20 roll. Now if these elves also do well, um, then that could give another plus. The entire point is to clear out as much of the archers around the gate that could fire down upon them. Because now it's getting to the point where they're they're basically right on top of you guys. All they have to do is fire straight down at you. What about well-wishing? Can the group well-wish us? I don't know if anyone would wish Ironhide well. Well I'm saying like, okay, you could die out here or you can run in there. I'll play a song.

I don't know what that's gonna do. That's it. And um, if, if, if, uh, if Duncan would like to play something inspirational for these elves. Uh, two princes, but no. Yes! They killed themselves. Yes! Uh, hit me with your best shot. Oh no. That's just like a debuff. I have a tiger. Okay. Yeah. I have a tiger. There you go. I'll play. Bum ba ba bum ba bum ba bum. Rise it up. Back on the street. Took my time. Took my chances. Oh man. We're at the distance. We cannot lose now. We will to check. There's no way we could lose. Do me a favor, Duncan. Roll a flat T20 for that inspiration.

Damn it. 11. It's not bad. 11! It's going to be a plus one. Hey, it's a good saving roll. If he, if he does the same roll he saves, it's good. Holy shit. What was that? 21 out of a possible 23. What's that? Uh, that is phenomenal. They are going to take out a huge amount of the remaining archers. Sweet. Um, you're going to watch flaming arrows sink into the chest of Okwauch soldiers. And they're going to tumble backwards. You're going to hear a constant barrage of screaming as they fall backwards into the city. You're also going to hear panic from the other side.

This is not going the way they'd like. Touching fire. Duncan. Oh my god. Yes. Roll a D20 plus four please. Oh man. This is it. This is it. Yes! 22! Oh my god. Oh my god. That's amazing. Sensing the urgency of the situation, these dwarves are going to start double timing it towards this gate. Ironhide is going to be constantly peppered with arrows and you, he can hear, um, he can hear this large metallic shield just like clang, clang, clang. It's basically like holding a car door. This thing is fucking huge and heavy. There are only a handful of Dragonborn that make it to the gate with the dwarves and Ironhide.

And the dwarves are going to start immediately setting up this pack of explosives. At this point, now they're stationary. All the dwarves and Dragonborn have to do is kind of hold their shields just straight up. That's all they have to do. It's, it's, it's an arrow umbrella. That's what they are right now. Yes, thank god. There is very little the Overwatch can do about this, this set of explosives being, uh, being, being set up. Um, what they can do is continue to fire arrows at the party while this is being done. Yeah, they can. 23 versus your AC. Yes! Myth.

God, I took that letter off. Took Honda though. It staked my life. Yeah, hit Honda. Uh, it does hit Honda. Okay. Like a boss, you take that out of the chest, rip it out and say, "Yeah, bro!" Uh, 21 damage to Honda. You're still standing. Yeah, okay. Oh no. Is there a way you can back the fuck off and not die? He's at six health, yeah. Um, you guys are kind of in it to win at this point. There's like, you're, you're well within arrow range, but. Can he heal? Yeah, you guys can spend a heal. How am I at six? I was at 40, I was at 40 something and then. Wait, this is.

Yeah, you've been taking. Yeah, you've been taking. Yep. Uh, and they're also going to fire at the mage and Draconis. 27. They would and they would hit me and the other dude. 17 damage. That's not too bad. The remaining mage next to Draconis is dead. No! You're one man wolf pack jade. That's right. Not Francois. It's just me now. The only people not flying here. Francois. Notable kill Francois the elven mage. You guys going to make a healing check? Um, uh, I would allow you guys to, uh, to spend a healing surge. If you like. Yes. How many do I have? 14. Yeah, Yemrit is actually a hit point pinata.

That's, that's what he does. Um, that the hondo, do you have any like bonuses to heal searches from many clerical things? I do. I'm a cleric. Like area effect. Everyone is just wondering. I don't have, that's the funny thing. I don't have any spells that heal group because he's half cleric. Yeah. But I'm just asking like, what, for you to heal a search, do we get any bonus to it? For me? And only if I use heals on you. Okay. Okay. Have you got, wait, I do. I have one. Duncan does. Yeah. Yeah. You can use my charisma modifier. I thought that was song of rest. Oh, it is.

You're right. You're gonna take it. All right. Time out guys. This is getting a little, come on. Okay. Just play two. I'm just going to five left. It's going pretty well for me. Yeah. Yeah. You with your 104 hit points. It's only going up. Uh, so there's nothing really Draconis can do in this situation. What do you mean? Uh, you're out of fireballs. Doesn't mean I can't do something crazy. Well, what would you like to do? Pull out my AK. I can, uh, I can put up a wall of fire where they can't see us. Right. Am I right there? We're running forwards. We're running forward right now.

I thought we're gonna blow shit up. Well, not yet, but you will. The problem with that is they have a much higher elevation than the battlefield. Like they're on top of like a tower per think of it and like putting a wall. What's that what they're doing? Yes. They're on a wall. Yeah, obviously. Yeah, no. Um, yep. I will sit here and wait then. Okay. Um, uh, let's see here. The elves are going to fire back. Oof, that's a seven. Not so great. Um, they'll pick off the stray, uh, the stray Archer every once in a while, but it's not that, that was not a very successful volley.

All right. The here's, what's going to happen because time is of the essence. Uh, the dwarves are not giving this a particularly long fuse. It should be long enough for them to get away as long as they can get away clean and not be pelted with arrows. So from across the battlefield, you are going to watch the, uh, you're going to watch this, this, this kind of shield umbrella part as they get ready to run away. From this crack in the wall, uh, the words have placed the explosives in the wall, kind of lining it. Uh, and these fuses have been lit. Are they running away from the wall or they're running away from the wall?

Um, Hey Jason, real quick. Yeah. Does Jason get, does Hondo get a surge in addition to the 10 or just the 10? Yeah, I was, that's what I was trying to figure out, but I didn't want to say anything because I didn't want to sound stupid. No. Okay. Um, it should be explained. Those potions are pretty much used for inside combat because why? Because it's a minor action. So instead of spending one of your, your heal spells or something, would you just like to go back and spend a healing search instead of the potion? Uh, if that would benefit, you know, fuck it.

It's already happening. Nevermind. I dragged the potion. I have two left. You sure? You know, let's go, let's go, let's go. Let's do this. You use a surge. It's okay. Use a surge. You're at 16 hit points, man. There are no stupid questions. There, dude, it's totally fine. Like that's like potions aren't used that much on the show. So it's not like the, the reason it takes up, um, because there's a, there's a chance that it gives you like 16 health. So it's, it's, it's just as a currency to, yeah. So that you just don't infinitely heal. Sorry. Go ahead. Um, you get your potion back and, uh, just spend a healing search minus 10.

Cause you already got 10 hit points back. Um, here's the thing. Love you, Iron High. I don't like that word. Now, now this might be really good. They are, they're booking it away from the wall, which means their shields are on their backs, but a large portion of them are exposed while they run. Ironhide has longer legs. He can be ahead of them. But that shield doesn't know how to use them yet. Cramping off him is exposed. Uh, so what's going to happen here is the lot of these, let's see, 35 damage to Ironhide. That's going to hurt. 35 damage to Ironhide and a lot of these dwarves, uh, and the remainder of the Dragonborn are going to fall.

At least he's not instantly dead. He's still kicking. Wait, I get something if I'm bloodied. Yeah, he's your barbarian. It's probably an in combat thing. Yeah, and we're in a smile satisfactory. You fucking asshole. All right, just keep going. Yeah. Okay. Do me a favor, everyone roll perception, please. Okay. Me first, you guys. I appreciate you waiting this time. That was actually really good. And everyone got really good rolls after we waited for you. I see how this works now. The entire group is going to witness this explosion go off. It is going to erupt outward and vertically, taking a huge portion of this wall because it was crammed into that crack.

The detonation just forced. You're going to watch archers be tossed into the air with large chunks of debris. Do we need to roll to duck shrapnel? Well, it's going to be centered around there. It's mostly going to be centered around them. There will be a stray portion, but the large majority of this, there is a huge chunk of this wall that can be walked straight through the right hand side of this gate is going to tumble over and the walls of the Overwatch have been breached. At this point, the catapults in the back are going to start firing large fire pots.

Is that us? That is you. They're going to start firing them into that hole where the city is. Because another thing you're going to notice is as soon as this wall falls, there are going to be a huge amount of Overwatch troops starting to pour outward to try and to try and stop you from getting in. Ugh, like silverfish. Duncan, do me a favor. Yo. Roll a d20. See how effective these fire pots are. You got this, Duncan. 14. They're pretty goddamn effective. These fire pots are going to start to splash and it's basically napalm. That is essentially it's flaming pots of oil that splash and it's going to cover a lot of their legs.

Like that's the way it kind of hits the ground and just boom erupt. So they're just going to like their legs are the bottom half of them is on fire. It is a painful and terrible way to go. And because it's an oil, it's not a fire that's easily put out even in the rain. How's about we do this? Let's take a minute to get a drink and like advance. Oh my gosh, I can't believe that actually ended up working. That was so tense. How many people died like trying to charge out to meet us or just to plug the hole? That took out a decent portion of the ones that like that there's still a city full.

Right, I'm not saying like everyone stood on top of each other for a mechazord and then caught on fire. You guys, I think it's time we put the nuke in the catapult. Oh yeah, that nuke. Did it say something? It says you cannot start a new topic. Where's Caspar Bazaar? Can anybody else do it? Hold on one second. Hey, how do I go to the forums? Bam, right there, click that. I'll take it. Jason, Jason, the fountain in the middle, are those mermaids very important? Oh yes. Okay, thank you. Okay, let me see here. Just make me a mod that should solve everything. I'll figure it out here, hold on.

Don't grow, Jason, I'm responsible. Do mermaids exist in Baria? Oh my god, I didn't make the tile. Can I be a mermaid? Yes. That's group four, all mermaids. And a frog. When we do the pirate thing, can I be half mermaid, half minotaur? They have half merpeople, that's a species. Stop, there's lots of species. They also have geth yankee, we're not doing geth yankee. Murtar is getting too old for this shit. They welded. Yeah! Okay, gotcha. Okay, do any better, let's start. Let's do this, let's attack those. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, that's Jake's thing. Oh, sorry, I'm sorry, did that slip out?

There you go. Can I just say, did you notice how Home Depot dropped that shit really quickly? Yeah. Well, you said them better, right? Oh, did they? I had to send them a cease and desist, but I haven't seen one more fucking commercial. Did they really drop it, that's cool. I haven't seen it, like, I don't know, they probably still have it, but I know we made a big deal about it, and uh, just saying. You try now, Tom. Start a new topic. I told them I know someone who knows Joe Biden. There it is. That's what did it. I started the email, uh, this is Jason Manzi, professional dungeon master, and they said, "Whoa." Oh, shit.

You can actually, you should make business cards. I have business cards. Yes, that's awesome. So, the plan now, I guess, is to just flood into the city, right? Uh, yeah, yeah. Should be. Right, do me a favor, everyone place your characters right, uh, right at the bottom of this map right here. Yep, it's taking a bath. Can I, uh, do some heal surges real quick? Um, okay, yeah, before, before you charge in, I would imagine everyone kind of collects, uh, collects themselves. You are out of combat for the moment, so go ahead and spend any healing surges you'd like.

You're taking a short rest before you charge into the gates. Oh, so can I do Song of Rest now? That... You're technically not, I'm gonna let you do it, just because... Okay, just because you're all collecting yourselves, they're, they're moving into the city now. Okay, so I won't get my charisma bonus, um, which is... Five extra. Okay, so that's... Per surge. Yeah, per surge. Five extra? Perfect, that fills me up. Nice. Yeah, I think that should fill me up. So, do, uh, sorry, just, just surges or... Dang it, not right, I'll take it. Like, do I, can I use a power instead?

Oh, fucking hell. Four surges left, god damn it. This is just surges, you're just kind of... He's gonna stay towards the back. You got twelve surges left, yes. And then plus five, right? Uh, per surge, yes. Okay, cool, so ten will get me all the way up. How we looking surge-wise, guys? Got twelve. I got four. I have six left. But luckily we're in combat, so I can stay out of the way, hopefully, please. I have, I have nine left. How come I only have, I don't have much surges left, but the bag. How many do you have? Minus this two, I think I have three left, yep, three left.

Woof. Yeah. I only had five, I only had, I don't even, I think I only had five to begin with. I would not get hit if I were you, that's just my advice. That's my, my plan. I think it's funny, there are two most spindly members have the least amount of surges. Well, I mean, that's kind of the point. Yeah, it's... Yeah, like you guys have surges on surges. How many does Draconis have? I have six left right now. Okay. Like how, how good of a healer is, um, I forgot his name. Honda. Yeah. I remembered your name Delmar, cause I care. Thank you. Thank you. Well, it's on the screen for Justin too.

I didn't have the screen up. Well, that's just my fault. I'm not saying that. How good of a healer am I? Subpar, I'm a ranger slash healer. So it's like y'all go out fight and then I'll back you up. And then that's pretty much what I do. Yeah. He could resuscitate. Yeah. Don't you die on me. Come on boy. Hey guys, you know what's awesome? Every enemy within three squares of me gonna take negatives to saving throws. That's awesome. It's game over, man. So when I use crack the shell on somebody stay near them. Yeah. Okay. Can we wait? I'm going to stick next to Diana for the most part.

Yeah. Because she's the controller and my thing is like, because of my paragon path, like I can heal like really far away now, isn't it? Yeah. Okay, cool. And also you're like your attacks are all ranged and stuff so you can. Yeah. Yeah, let's do this. Sidelong back over here. Ranged characters. Chill. Go meat shields. Do your best. You ready? Yeah. Yeah. The second this wall is blown to smithereens. The dwarves and dragonborn from the front line are going to start charging at this rift. They're going to flood into the city and just kind of like, just kind of like leap over the bits of fire that they can and just keep running.

They are going to clash with a another subsection of guards directly behind the ones that were that were burst into flames. And they are going to, the dragonborn are going to dig in with their shields, run in and just kind of plow like shoulder charge. They have a huge force of momentum coming in. And because they're about twice the size of these humans, they're going to be able to battering ram most of them with one fell swoop. That is hugely intimidating to watch them have the momentum to just run through that section of wall and just bam, just come in.

The dwarves are going to come in right behind them and just start uppercutting people with hammers and axes and just start digging in. Behind them, the drow, the people from Donhurst, everyone is going to start funneling into the city and the elves are going to start taking up a defensive position in the rear and just start throwing arrows in towards the back. That'll open you guys up to run into the city with them and kind of bat clean up. Their goal is to open up a pathway for you to get to the castle because everyone is pretty much there for Carter's head.

So charging into the city, you got your characters placed. You are going to do we get Liara and Pope? You're going to get Liara, not Pope. Okay. Hey, Jason, what were the out of curiosity? What were the advantages that we got from the diplomacy check at the beginning in the speech? You're actually hitting them right now. Okay. Because you kind of bolstered their confidence, stuff like the Dragonborn just being able to swoop in and just pow, just blast them. They're Captain American, they're shit out of these guys. Gotcha. They're going to be able to push them back a little further, a little faster, and probably get to offer you more assistance getting to the castle.

Okay. So let's start throwing Overwatch soldiers at you guys. Hey. I want to stand next to Liara. She's my favorite Mass Effect character. I'm Yegor Firestomp, and this is my favorite character in the cinematic. Oh, damn. Well, bang, okay. But she's the best love interest. What about the one with the ass like black? No, uh, 50 hours is not the best love interest. Everybody knows Garrus is the best love interest anyway. No, they... I do love Garrus. I haven't done that. Oh, Garrus. I like Tali. Garrus is the best. Oh, yeah, Tali's okay, but... She seems like too submissive and just...

Nah, nah, Tali's a freak, man. The fact that she can't even breathe out that mask on, listen, it's already taboo, so it's already crazy. This is going down a dark trail. That's a lot of people on the board, Jason. Sure, you sure you're counting that right? I ain't scared. Don't be scared. That's what we came here for. Oh, they have little metal faces, so we can't hit them in the face. It's true. We can't kill them. They are invincible. We better give up. But they weren't killed, so everybody just hit their knees. Duncan puts his hands in the air. It's over. Does he wave them around like he doesn't care?

No, no, no. He's sorry. Do me a favor. Everyone roll initiative. Okay. 20? Every time. Okay. I don't know. I still don't know where it is. It's okay. There's a little like dice underneath PC. It says initiative. I got it. I got it. Sorry. It's just. No, I'm trying to help. It's okay. Thank you. Sorry. No problem. He's cool, man. Oh, I didn't roll my initiative. I just rolled a flight D20. Oh, I get another chance. It's so funny. Oh, thank goodness. And you rolled a 20. Nice. You're with me, buddy. Yeah, I did not do good on that initiative roll. No one's doing good except for the bot.

Wow. 30? They have a 30 in there? Yeah, we're beyond those. I like them. Wow. They like all go first. Don't worry, guys. Liara's got them. She can get some of them. She's good at controlling. Like she's a decent controller, so she can help. Yeah. I got two controllers. That's good. Oh, wow. Okay. I'm the only child. I always only had one. We're saying the elite first or the peons? The elite first. So good Lord. Nice skirt. Bring it. Red guard elite is red. Red car elite number three is going to kind of flank around the side of the group here. And he is going to use Deadeye, a crossbow crossbow attack against Hondo.

Oh, Jesus. He got behind us so fast. Yeah, that is a hit. 25 damage. Good start. Hondo, you're a rock. Okay. So much for us being in the back, huh? Yeah. Yeah. You're in the back. We're back there. Guard number two is going to use his crossbow against Ironhide. That is going to hit 19 damage. Oh, you automatically did it, right? Yeah, it's automatically done here. Guard number three is also going to use his crossbow against Yenward. That'll hit. Good. They all have plus 16? Yes, the elites have slightly higher, but yeah, that is 18 damage to Yenward. That guy only rolled an eight and he hit.

That's crazy. Yeah, we're going to hit every fucking time. You know, this wasn't going to be easy, right? Like this whole charging into siege of city and take it from something. I mean, it's, yeah. Well, I mean, you know, kind of difficult. I thought it was going to be easy. That was under the impression. Oh, wow. Liara is the first member of your party to... Okay. All right. The Liara. I got nothing, guys. You know what? Let's use keep them separated. Got to keep them separated. Oh, that was the first ever. No, let's not. Let's call them all. She is going to take three sets of bolas and seeing what is happening, seeing what's happening around here, normally this would restrain.

She's going to try something a little different and she's going to start whipping these bolas at three different guards. So let's try this. That is a hit to guard number one. Nice. That is a hit to guard number six. Yes. And the one that just fired at Yenward. That is a hit to them. These bolas are going to wrap around their throats and choke them to death instantly. Thanks, Liara. She's pretty good. So all three of these guards are dead. That'll bring up Draconis. Oh, yeah, it is. Okay. It's nice. Here we go. I'm going to cast fireburst right here, which is a little radius right there for these guys.

Do I have to roll for each one? I guess. Yes. Okay. Yes. Choose target this guy and yep, I'm moving them and there it is. It's that'll hit elite number one. All right. Number two. Got him. The number four for me. Yes, I'm at four. Yep. Here's number two. Boom. That'll hit number two. All right. Damage time. This is going extremely well for you guys. Boom. All one damage. All bloodied. All bloodied. Uh, that will kill the weaker guard. The two elites are now bloodied. My job here. Anything else? Uh, no, that's pretty much it. I think I did my part. What you got to do some stuff now?

Elite number one is going to move. Let's see one, two, three, four, five, six. And he is going to use Deadeye against Draconis. Bitch. Uh, that'll just barely hit. 19 damage. Oh, well, I mean, I have a shield that can interrupt it and give me plus four bonus to AC. So that will go over that, right? That'll block that. Yeah, that'll block it. Okay. I'm going to use my shield, which does that. Just what I just said. I'm going to do that thing I just said. Yes. You'll give yourself back 19 health, please. Oh yes. Okay. I'll do that. Duncan, your turn. All right. Give me a proud.

Don't do that. Kill him. And then I will use Inspiring Refrain on number one. I think I made a duplicate. Did I make a duplicate? Man, I missed. Uh, no. So then that's the end of my turn. I got nothing. Got it. Okay. So I'm going to use Emerald Eye on Redguard Elite number one over there. So that's getting me plus two power bonus to tax against the will. And then I'm going to use Hypnotism. So attack. Boom. Plus two. That'll hit. Okay. So I'd like him to stab himself, please. Just a basic melee attack, I'm guessing. Yep. Melee. Plus four bonus to the power attack. Plus four bonus?

Yeah. With a plus four power bonus to the attack roll. How's it? Okay. He is going to that'll hit himself. He's gonna really lay into himself. So he's going to take out his sword and you could see him struggling to stop himself. And he is going to turn it towards his own gut and murder himself. Hey, that's a good shot. Oh, this is so much fun. He is just going to give this desperate, horrified look into Duncan's eyes as he gouges his own sword through his stomach. Just just like his head, just vibrating as he pushes the sword further into his own stomach. Duncan turns to the rest of the party and gives him a thumbs up.

I give my thumbs up. I scared him so much that he killed him. Way to go Duncan. He scared him. Ironhide, your turn. I'm going to go right up to Red Guard number two. This would be the first thing you get to do is. Oh yeah. Yeah. Half-Orc Ironhide combat wise. I'm going to be Versidius and your Elv of... That's the fallback from having a guy who clubs his own grandmother over there. I'm going to use Jarane Smash on Red Guard number two. Please hit. Hey, that'll hit. Oh, that was on the script. That's pretty impressive. 35 will do that. Yeah. Okay, there's a list of shit I need to do.

It's 2d10 plus nine for damage. That's 18. Plus since he wasn't bloodied before I get 2d6 damage. I guess I'll just roll this on the thing. Yeah, just roll. It's 11. Plus this is also a Berserker attack. That's what it's labeled now. So the attack gains a primal keyword and deals 1d8 extra damage. Oh, since I'm level 11 it's 2d8. Just flat 2d8. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Not making this shit up. It's on the PDF. I like to do Ironhide. You get that every time? For this one attack, yeah. Jarane Smash, that's an at will, which means you can just use that every time.

Yeah, yeah, I mean, whatever. Yeah, yeah, whatever. No big deal. That's what the bookie said, right? Where did the first... Wait, wait, wait. The first modifier, because he wasn't... What? He wasn't touched before. He wasn't bloodied, is what I heard. Where is that under? That's under the sword. Go all the way down to the bottom and that's where the sword is. Uh, I'm just making sure... Oh, no, no, I got you. Sounds bullshit. I'm just saying... And I also hit him because I backflipped and I also... That's if you do a critical. That's only for a critical. It says right here that...

You deal 2d6 extra damage when you hit enemies that are at a maximum hit points with this weapon. Oh, when I do a critical? Oh, wait, no. You don't get anything. Yeah, you're right. You don't get anything for the critical, so that is something... You're right. Okay, go ahead. Sorry. Cool. I'm an asshole. I just had to double check. All right, plus nine damage also. Nice. And plus nine damage. Uh, you just murdered this guard. Woo! Good job, buddy. It's worse, so it's not murder. That's awesome. It's worse, so it's not murder. I like your object. Noted. Noted. Noted? Okay.

Y-E-N-ward! Hey, so I'm going to turn to my right and start marching up to red guard number three here. Oh, God. And I am going to use a new little Diddy called Reaping Lunge. Let's see. Uh, plus one, because it's raining. That'll hit. And I get to roll 4d10 plus eight. That's 25. That'll bloody him. Nice. Uh, that's the end of my turn. Okay, uh, let's see. Red guard number four. Uh, hmm. What's the most he can do here? Oh, shit. He is going to saunter up to Ironhide and try to use Powerful Strike. Uh, that is going to hit. And let's see what kind of damage we're looking at. 33 damage.

That's going to bloody Ironhide. Oh, there's something that happens if I'm bloody. Okay. You know, since I can't find it, fuck it. Just keep going. Okay. Look for it so that you can do it next time. Yeah. Uh, okay. Uh, watch guard number five. One, two, three, four, five. Uh, going to move right here and going to use his crossbow against Ironhide. Shit. Uh, that'll hit. Oh, no. The four is next and he's right beside Ironhide also. One T damage to Ironhide. Okay. Uh, four is going to move to Ironhide, uh, and use Powerful Strike. Oh, that'll miss. Thank God. Uh, Hondo.

So I'm gonna make number six my... Well, is that six or eight? The one that's next to the end would. That's three. That is three. Three. Wow. Numbers, right guys? Number three. Number twelve. Make him, uh, hunt my Hunter's Quarry and then I'm gonna use Twin Strike on him. Yep. Um, do I have any pluses? Not that I know of. Okay. Oh, miss. Oh, that is gonna miss. Ooh, that's a crit miss. Um, okay. That's it. Um, you're too far away from me to heal you. Sorry. Okay, done. You could move, but... I could, but no. Oh, God. I'm done. Thanks, but no thanks. Uh, let's see here. Redguard Elite is going to use Powerful Strike against Yenward.

That is gonna hit Yenward. And that's gonna do 32 damage to Yenward. Ah, he's okay. Yeah, that's a lot of damage. Shit. Leora. Let's see here. She's gonna use Folly of Arrows. She is going to move... here, and this is a... Burst 3 within 10. All creatures within the Burst. So she's gonna start rolling attacks. That is gonna miss Guard #3. Wait, what? That is going to hit the Elite Guard next to Jarek. I see what you're doing. And it is also going to hit the Guard... which Guard is that? 4. Guard 4. So damage... 18 damage to the Elite that will murder the other Guard.

And that will bring up Draconis. Oh, they didn't kill him? Shit. Um, okay. I've seen Ironhide get the shit beat out of him. I'm gonna have to move up a little bit closer here to help him out. So I need to move up right here. And I'm gonna use Burning Hands. Which is a standard action close blast 5. Which that shoots out like right in front of me. So I'm gonna be like, bam! And let's roll damage on this Elite Guard. That is a crit miss. It does do half damage. So that's good. So damage is not rolling. Hit the button, it's not doing anything. Hold on. Just make up a number.

What do you think is fair? I'm pressing the button but it's not doing anything. Has that done anything to anybody? No, it doesn't. Just roll it manually then. Okay. God, going back to the old school days. I know, we're learning all the nothing days. And it does half of that. Half of 19. Uh, that'll kill him. Nice! You just burned him alive. Dead. Yep. Anything else, sir? Uh, nope. That's it. Duncan, your turn. Did Red Guard Elite hit me when I was gone? Yes, he did. Okay, how hard did he hit me? 35. Oh, shit. I've used one of my healing stairs just after that. Yeah, he walloped you.

Yeah, 32. No, it's 32. Yeah. 32? Okay. I'll return the favor. Um, sorry. Has, uh, has, has he been hit yet? Number five? No. Okay, because I have, well, okay. We'll, we'll get to it in a second. Um, I'm gonna use, uh, my new power, Victorious Smite on number five. Got him. And go. It's a miss. Nevermind. It's gonna miss. That sucks. Yeah, it does. Diana, your turn. Okay, um, I'm gonna use Hypnicism against Elite number three. It's a plus one because he's bloodied. It's gonna hit. It'll hit. It also let him stab himself through this thingy. Yeah. Oh, god. That is a terrible fucking way to go out.

That's my at will too. It's so great. Oh, man. Okay. Um, he is... Damn it. Missed. That is gonna miss. He's gonna miss himself. He's gonna take his sword and like, like he's resisting against it. You could see. So he just misses his own gut, but he looks horrified that he's, that he has to not, you know, try and not stab himself. Ironhide, your turn. All right. This motherfucker's gonna die. I'm running right up to him. Gotta use Unbound Assault. That'll hit. Uh, 60, 10, plus nine. He's a minion. He didn't have... 51. What? Can I just keep swinging until he's gone? He is liquefied.

Is that a daily? No, that was an encounter. Oh, my god. Talk about overkill, but that is awesome. New Ironhide is great. Hey, Ironhide. You bloodied or reduced that total to zero, correct? Yes. Then you get one plus my Constitutions modifier, which is four in temporary hit points. Jeez. Uh, Yenward, your turn. Yenward, his turn. I am going to put my head down and run Redguard number three. Full charge. That is D20 plus 18. Guess it's 42 plus one. That's a hit. Oh, it sure is. And... Jesus Christ. Good job. Yenward is going to cram his horn through this guard's chest and just kind of like pick him up and shake him around a little bit.

Uh, he is going to struggle for just a second and then go limp. Okay. A question for future fights. My Bullet Charge, I never noticed about this. Once I hit them and I shift them a space, right? And then it says I make a secondary attack against them. Yes. Okay, so what would I do in that instance? That would be like a melee mix. Okay, cool. Yeah. So it's like hit and then let's like keep like, yeah, you're digging into them. Great. That will take you out of combat. Sweet, we get our encounters back. Liara is going to fire a crossbow bolt at Ironhide. What? Oh no, he's almost dead.

She is not trying to kill him, but it will, it will like slide right past his head. It's not murder. She's not actually aiming for him. She's not actually trying to hurt him, but she wants... This is the thing where she wants him to know, it's like, I could have just killed you. Do we, do we as the party see that or just them? Oh yeah, you would, you would notice this. Like this is after, this is, this is past the point of, of plausible deniability where it's like, oh, I was aiming for the guy next to you. It's like, no, no, he fell. And it's like, flink, and like right past his head.

Somebody that's completely a ways away. Right. As a reflex, I'd like to use hypnotism against Liara. The kind of thing. Could I do that? You can. Okay. Then I'm just going to slide her three squares, like just away from Ironhide. Okay. Move her. Yeah. Okay. And just be like, just to kind of yell at her, like, what, what the fuck? She, okay. She was glaring at Ironhide. Now she's going to look, look at Diana. Don't ever do that again. Yeah. You just tried to attack one of our teammates. I have no idea who you are. I'm sorry if I found that act slightly offensive. If I wanted to kill him, he'd be dead.

Yes. Now, why did you do that? Um, she's going to look over to Ironhide. Yeah. Ironhide. Why did I do that? Doing what's best for the army. You know that. You let them risk their lives for you. And then you bailed. There's a lot more at stake here. That's why you're not dead. We done? Yeah, we're done. Um, Duncan moseys up next to you inward and tugs on them and kind of leans in and goes, why are they yelling at your girlfriend? She's not my girlfriend, shut up. You were hugging earlier, right? Shh. I don't even like her. She's just a friend. So she's single? No. No.

Um, you guys are out of combat. I'm guessing you'd like to continue towards castle. I'd like to use healing surges, sir. Oh yeah. Critterger. Stop. Nice. I could use healing surge. I'm going to play a little ditty for you so you get an extra plus five. Also, you guys got to take away your temps. Use radical and bad. You take away temps. Let me use healing. I'm going to give myself one healing surge back. How do I take away temps? Just do damage to you equal to the 10 points. Okay. We have, we really haven't been doing it, but I do have the, with the virtue of value valor thing.

If anybody bloodies or kills an enemy within five squares of me, they get plus eight temporary hit points. And I also get plus eight temporary points. Plus eight? Yes. That would be helpful. Yeah. That's, uh, let me go through some of my thingies. You said we have to be within five of you. What I find is helpful for like stuff like that when it just like naturally affects the stuff around you, especially with a bunch of the Paragon stuff, you just have like a list of that and like write it down somewhere because yeah, I'm just, I'm so happy that some like that the hypnotism attack finally worked out and they actually stab themselves to death.

That is a nightmare inducing act. That's so awesome. I am the puppet. Man, I can't wait to actually get further into this session and probably bust out some of my dailies and stuff. So far I've been sticking mainly to my at will, honestly. Yeah. I would say use action points when we're in actually in the keep and stuff when we start getting to some of the heavy boss stuff. If you make it that far. Yeah. I'm alive. I love you guys. You always got to beat down her, don't you? I've got to be the realist, Kelsey. Yeah, because I know what's coming. Yeah. What happened to your home?

Yeah. I am. I am. Hey, this is your pathway to a better Theria. I have something optimistic, you guys. I have an encounter at the power that is 6d10 plus eight. So that's as much damage as a brute strike or a crack the shell or a bone crusher would do, but I can do it every single fight. Oh, my gosh. That's awesome. You start doing that, then let's do this. I didn't realize until I had it or I wouldn't have used a full charge. I would have definitely used reckless striking. Um, like we'll find that. Let's move on. All right. We're ready. Yes. Jason. Sorry. I was just typing one extra power here for someone.

Holy shit. I never even looked at you. Uh oh. That's not a good sign. Jason, before we start, I'm going to start talking to Liar and say, like, okay, obviously we need to talk about some things, but let's handle that real quick. And he's got a point with a sword to in the general direction of Carter's castle. Yeah, we got work to do first. If you're alive after this is all done, we'll handle it then. He's going to smile at that. It's like, that was nice. I like that. That was good. Sweet. Dude, he's hitting on your girlfriend. She's not there. She's not there.

Marching in the direction of castle Overwatch. While you guys were in this, in this fight and all out free for all has just been decimating the streets of the Overwatch. Now, this is mostly contained to city guard. Anybody who would be trying to attack you. Very little collateral damage so far. Houses, things like that. There have been some fires that is just part of it. Sadly, got to crack some eggs. Make it. You will most likely not be looked at as liberators. If anybody had any delusions of something like that happening, probably not. Maybe we should take time and put out all these fires.

No, no. I like that somebody took me seriously. Like more like hopefully nobody else takes you seriously. Let's just call that before it becomes an actual idea on the table. You know he's right. This means that essentially you have a clear shot to Castle Overwatch right now. Okay. Make a P line. You guys. Yeah. Let's go. We're subject to see what's going on here. Totally up to you. Yeah. Any more time. This is while you're trying there. Let's say that. Let's say. Okay. 26. 23. I saw everything. For the first time ever. Yeah. The world has color. What is like somebody handing me a pair of glasses?

Oh, unfortunately, yeah. He sees everything, but unfortunately nobody believes him because he's whatever. Draconis, Hondo, Yenward, and Diana. They are all going to take in the absolute carnage that's taking place as you're trotting to Castle Overwatch. This army is buying you time to get to your destination. They are fighting tooth and nail with the with the guard in the city. The elves have gotten to the point where they can no longer just blindly fire arrows into the crowd because they will kill civilians. They will kill innocent people and now they have broken out into a full sprint and since they are faster than you have rocketed past the group and are in the thick of it just hacking and slashing their way across the city.

Did you say the tables have turned? Within the city, yeah. This is this is not looking great. A lot of the humans in the city are while they are great at patrolling streets and keeping the peace, these aren't exactly the trained soldiers that would be out on the battlefield. They relied very heavily on the warforged and while they can throw sheer numbers at the problem, once you're in the city there's very little they can do. They can't launch siege weapons anymore and they can't without destroying their own city. In the distance you're going to see Castle Overwatch.

There is this vague purple column of light kind of illumining the back end of the city. It's almost like the bat signal shining straight up into the air and it looks like it's coming from inside the castle itself. Guarding the castle gates is another contingent of guards. This looks to be a slightly smaller force than what you just ran into but they do appear to be a bit more formidable. So if everyone would do me a favor and place your characters right here. Let's not forget that maybe after this battle if we're alive we should run some kind of arcana check on the purple light.

Can I do that right now? Because you're gonna have to get a lot closer to it. Yeah that's what I said. You know this is within the castle so you'll have some options if you get into the castle. We do have good arcana but yeah let's see if we can not die here. We can do this. Like we're in our margalita uh glass. Yeah. We should have elites with him. I'm even scared. Well he's not done yet. There's one. Oh there's two. Keep talking there bud. They're following us. Ironhide get in with the group. Get in with the group. That's a lot of elites. They die in like two minutes though who cares.

Yeah but it's our biggest guy swinging. Okay um. Stand next to me. The hate formation. Hopefully I can do better on my initiative this time. Go ahead everyone and roll initiative. Damn it. Oh yes 20. It's hot. 20. 15. 24. 21 that's hot. Duncan you gotta roll better. 21. That was rolling pretty good. Yeah. And Jason's like. Somebody got a crit. Roll those dice and roll them and they look good. Who got the crit? There it's uh right guard number three. Me and Hondo go last. Thinking about Hondo. The uh bandoliers. Is that what they're called? Bandoliers? Bandoliers? Well there's things that uh she throws out.

Bolas. Bandoliers. Right. Right uh is that an encounter power or a daily? Bol. That's fine. I saw the bandoliers open for arcade fire once. That's all signed by the arcade. Uh let's see. Redguard elite number three is going to move right up to Ironhide and use powerful strike. Motherfucker. That is gonna miss. No he won't. Nice. Overwatch guard number four is going to get in position and fire a crossbow bolt. At Ironhide. Focus fire here. That is a hit. That's a good one. That's almost a hit. 17 damage. Ugh. That's blame. That's not bad. Did he have more or less health as Ironhide?

Just uh he has more health. Okay. More health, more AC, more damage, less everything else. Another crossbow bolt from the card number one. That is gonna miss. Everyone's targeting Ironhide. Just dorol over again. It's almost farming isn't it? Justin really pissed Jason off. It only makes sense for them to focus fire on one person opening up. Deadeye from uh the elite number four is gonna target Ironhide. That is gonna miss. You just shimmy him. Every one of them are missing that's awesome. Yeah Ironhide your turn. Motherfuckers. Now I'm pissed. I'm gonna use fearsome smash on this bitch number three.

On this bitch. Hits. Motherfucker I'm gonna rip your face. No. No you're not. 31. 31 you ripped his face. No one touched this guy I gotta roll again. Hey uh you get eight temporary hit points. That's right it's really helpful. Oh yeah. It's actually really helpful. Stay in a group like this we got it. One second there's something I need to do. Six. Need to return to my home planet. Exactly. You know you can roll this bonus die first and then just add it to your attack damage. Oh really? When you're done yeah. Plus four and two plus ones. Been there done that. Dice.

Plus seven damage. That will kill him. Oh there's something else. I'm sorry when I kill somebody this is a barbarian thing. I charge somebody else. What's it called? Shit it's furious assault. I want to say yes it is. You hit an enemy with an attack the effect attack deals and it's your damage. It's called and your little dog too. Okay yeah uh swift charge. It triggers after I reduce a um enemy to zero and I charge an enemy. It's pretty cool. For the listeners at home just. Sorry I'm going to attack uh Redguard Elite Redguard number four with basic melee attack.

Catch the fever. That is gonna miss. That sucks. Okay. Redguard Elite number one. Okay go ahead. Is going to charge forward and use powerful strike on Yenward. I was checking my helm of battle see if I could help him. Uh that's a miss. Diana your turn. Okay. Question uh so if I use something to move like Redguard Elite number four three squares could that get him next to Redguard Elite number whatever ones in front of Yenward? Because it's showing it's three squares away on the map. Yeah. Okay just making sure. Okay and is that a charm? Yeah okay so I'm gonna first thing use Emerald Eye on number four plus two bonus against Will.

Then I'm going to use Charm of misplaced wrath on Redguard Elite number four. Let's see yeah just push two. Hit. Okay so I would like to slide him up there next to the other Redguard Elite. Okay okay okay he's dazed until the end of my next turn. Okay. And he makes a basic attack against a creature of my choice so that would be the other Redguard Elite and he gets a plus two power bonus to yeah okay never mind. Yeah that's gonna miss. Yeah yeah okay at least he's dazed. Okay Yenward your turn. Okay I am going to stay right where I am and use reckless strike on number one right in front of me.

So I'm just gonna wind up and smack him. Let's go oh that is a hit and for my damage you guys this particular attack is 6d10 plus eight. 41 damage. 41 damage beautiful. Did it not kill him? Uh that did not kill him. Okay uh Ultra Fate uh give him an extra 1d12 damage. Absolutely Dan. Be happy Sue. Nice. That will kill him. Yes. Got him. Good job. Good that's awesome. Uh is that it for you? Yes sir. Okay Liara is going to let's see Liara is going to move up a bit and use keep them separated. Is that James Bond? That's a theme from GoldenEye I recognize that anywhere.

Played on a mouth harp. [Laughter] A guy who had not just one or two but three strokes. Here we go um guard number four. That is a crit. Oof. This head is off like a kendall. Number three that's a miss. Uh guard number two that is a hit. Guards two and four this wraps clean around their throat. Guard number four you're going to see this blood trail as the taut wire cuts into his larynx and he falls over dead. What about the elites does she hit them? No no it's only three. Oh okay. She missed three so um still not bad. Yeah definitely. We're not doing fucking bad guys.

Uh red guard elite is going to move to Liara and try to use powerful strike against her. That is a crit. Oh no. 50 damage to Liara. Oh my gosh. What? Oh wait uh she gets plus uh eight temporary hit points from. Okay because she killed someone. Okay yeah that's still like that rocks Liara that is a that is a massive amount of damage. How close is she to dying? Uh she has 20 hit points remaining. She has a lot of hit points damn. Geez. 70. Well I'm sorry she has 28 with the temporary hit points. Geez. So yeah uh Duncan your turn. Okay uh Yinward you also get eight temporary hit points.

Sorry I forgot. Neat. And go up here. Let's try uh Victorious Smite again. Maybe it'll work this time. Thanks man. No problem. Go. Miss. Never mind. Has Duncan hit anything yet? No no he's been buffing but he has the miss. Okay cool. He hit all the right notes and Donna Summers dimmed the lights. I hit altar fade if you want to get that's true. Oh that's really helpful. I didn't mean eye of the tiger. Um so yeah okay uh Jesus Overwatch soldier number three. Uh let's see gonna move up uh fire a crossbow bolt at Chiric. Okay that's gonna miss. Get that big shit out. Uh Draconis, Hondo did you know that you did not roll?

Did not roll. You didn't roll? I was waiting. Initiative? Oh I thought we did. Yeah we did. I did. I got 20. It's not showing up. Oh I did roll. That's not good. Okay what was your roll? I got 20. I've been waiting. I thought I went lost. I have to scroll up and see hold on. Sorry it wasn't on the image. Pull your weight you guys. Jesus you're just sitting there. I thought we were done at the end. I rolled a 16. I rolled a 20. Yeah they totally rolled. Okay sorry the initiative tracker did not pick it up for whatever reason. Um we'll just put you at the end I guess now.

I'm sorry. Oh I got bumped down damn it. So sorry. Oh god I got to the end I was like fuck I just noticed. Yeah I thought we were at the bottom but I had a 16 so I thought I was at the bottom anyway. Yeah um no you would have went a few turns ago actually. Sorry. Save the best for last. Uh let's see here Redguard Elite number two is going to move to Leora. No. Oh that's not fair because I was going to do something. Oh thank god. That is going to miss. Hondo your turn. Um I'm going to make number six my quarry. I'm going to use twin strike on him. Um number six.

But there is no number six. Am I not reading numbers correctly tonight? There's a five and a two in front of her. Wow I'm like retarded or some shit. Okay number five. Number five I apologize. Number five it's okay. I have to target. I love that earlier it's well it's either the eight or the three. There's a nine there. 24 misses but um then I'll then I'll use an I won't move I'll use another mine I'll use healing word on um what's her face. Wait does twin strike allow me to attack twice even if I miss or is it just once? What does it say let's see. Twin strike.

Does say twins. That's uh target one or two creatures. Yeah two attacks. You can target two different yeah two different creatures but yeah. Two different creatures or yes okay then or two creatures then I'll target two for the next one. That's another 24 but it's a miss and then the last my minor I'll use um yeah healing word on uh what's her face the aura. Much appreciated. So I mean that's a that's a plus my what's it called my wisdom so my wisdom mother is six and then my uh healing law gives her another no okay no it's just sorry yeah that's just six I did two whatever you're on six.

Okay she is just bloodied okay. Draconis. Okay uh I am going to cast fire burst and that's gonna be right here. And that's gonna take up that area right there. So I am gonna attack first on number three here. Okay it's it's a hit on three going with elite number five the miss and elite number two. Okay so the misses get half damage so that's good. Okay you did kill that first guard. Okay and the damage is you know what I think my roles just aren't working because it's not showing up it just rolled for why is it not rolling my damage. Well you have to select the target to then roll damage.

Yeah that would work wouldn't it yeah all right uh so eight damage to each one of them. Yes okay okay so you have to select it maybe that's why it wasn't working earlier. Yeah that's probably why okay that's okay I don't know what happened initially. Having on group through this morning too it happens totally. Hey Draconis give yourself eight temporary hit points. Oh yes I will definitely do that. You're welcome. Uh let's see Overwatch guard number one is going to move to iron hide and use powerful strike. That's gonna hit uh 26 damage that'll blow the iron hide.

Oh no uh red guard number four is gonna use powerful strike on Duncan. Immediate interrupt immediate interrupt I was muted I'm so sorry. Okay let's go back. He's dead. No no no on when iron hide gets hit I'm going to use uh I had the power select and everything. Um reversal of fortune um an enemy within five squares of you hits your ally adjacent to him uh triggers the enemy hits uh wisdom versus fortitude so 2d10 plus my wisdom modifier uh the ally is hit by the targeting enemy attacks sorry um attacks and then can spend the healing surge and regain 2d10 hit points okay hold on a second what is that called again um reversal of fortunes so iron hide gets to do attack him uh you have to make an attack hold on a second an enemy okay so make an attack on that enemy okay cool number one do I get any bonuses to this no okay that is gonna miss 16 okay so that sucks never mind sorry about that no no no no iron hide your turn yeah I'm gonna use rabbit's neck off I'm gonna use uh batter down that's another can of power chinko uh that is gonna miss fuck me already um all right yeah I guess there's somebody else's turn then okay diana your turn okay so yeah shoot up there um okay I'm gonna move up here and I am going to use phantom foes that's uh burst two that's think five five five yeah one three four five one two three four is that a burst two uh yeah okay matters it's got those two okay so um same stuff as before a beach creature each target is slowed until the end of my next turn also until the end of my next turn the first time the target makes an attack it must make a saving throw and if it fails I can change its target of its attack okay cool so yeah now I'm also gonna yell yell at Liara it's like I hope I'm not making a mis I hope I'm not making a mistake uh she's gonna look back to you and just nod yanward yanward I am going to stay right where I am and I'm going to use reaping lunge against red guard number four but wait I should don't know yet I'll switch and I hit and I roll 40 10 plus eight against him okay and four doesn't try if he tries to attack anybody else except for me I get to shift and smack him nice that's exactly what happens too and it's the end of my turn precious thank you pumpkin uh Liara's turn uh she's gonna use blade dance um she's gonna take out her sword uh stow her crossbow away and just start trying to uh pull off this 360 maneuver with this sword and try and cut into both of these that will hit number two that will miss number five uh 14 damage to number two red guard number five needs to roll a saving throw and he gets a minus four for that because of my mystic rapture because he's in within three squares so it's minus two to all and then spell focus so it's total of minus four did saving throw yeah yeah sweet it's a minus two that's awesome um yeah so like a attack um himself again let's just do that that's one okay damn it oh he's gonna miss himself keep doing that uh Duncan your turn okay I'm gonna stay exactly where I am I'm gonna use inspiring refrain on red guard number four and it's gonna miss I'm calling it guys watch it'll miss don't miss oh it's a hit almost great almost great almost great okay awesome 16 damage yeah kill him yes um and then uh each ally within five squares gains a one plus power bonus to attack rolls until the end of my next turn awesome um and then I am going to use majestic word on Liara um that'll give her uh let's see hit points uh they can spend a healing surge and they regain they regain additional hit points equal to my charisma modifier um they also get uh 2d6 I'm sorry 2d6 plus my charisma modifier so you want me to roll that are you gonna roll that oh you rolled it okay so it's 2d6 plus four I believe five five roll 12 um and they can also she can also shift a square or she can also slide a square if she wants to uh she's no but she's up to full health um she's gonna choose not to okay uh red guard number two has to roll a flat 20 minus a negative four negative three would you like him to try and stab himself yes I would damn it okay well the important thing is that neither of them attacked Liara when they could right so it's still okay I'm gonna use like a shot on number five uh wasn't plastic sorry modifier my dexterity modifier is probably nothing yeah 101 so deep d20 plus in 12 is that right um my it says for forcing short um my dexterity modifier oh that's for the damage I'm so dumb I'm so dumb oh it's already factored in I missed anyway um and then I'll use a healing word my second healing word which is the last one no I got three no I don't know healing word on iron hide okay so that's 3d6 and then plus six um for my wisdom modifier so we're at 3d6 please oh me oh sorry I'm I'm saying I was sitting here like what me all right sorry about that all right bye bye bye bye I'm just kind of glad that he said that because I felt like an asshole too severe so nine and then nine plus a healing surge plus six oh right traconis right you know I'm excited that's not right see an iron hide struggling to get over here I'm just gonna slide on over and once again gonna do a little uh burning hands action don't kill me don't kill not promising anything all right it's not worth it there's my stuff and so much to live for gonna attack red guard number one it's a miss it does half damage uh would 21 hit reflect jason no okay all right and it is half that seven dead nice got him oh sorry about that had to save you again that's another time this this fight just saying you owe me two twice now and my turn's done I'll give you two handies how about that okay we'll go with that where you get one and you'll double fist it iron hide you know what the sad reality of all this is all these dudes probably have families and this is just like a job for them oh yeah yeah like cops yep well let's also have them so you know I hope she works I'm just gonna line up right here with her because I don't want to go inside whatever that is it won't affect you now if you can probably just take that away actually I don't care I'm too scared I'm gonna use blood strike and I'm gonna swing at number five that'll hit that's good does 25 damage but I could do this was he hit before yeah yeah yeah I think I did a little bit to him okay so I I think blood strike I see you fucking strength motherfucker all right I think that's it you do get plus eight temporary points blood new bloody no problem Diana your turn uh question what does what exactly does days do what uh days just means they can only take one action they can't they can either move or they can attack they can't do both okay okay I'm gonna use hypnotism against number five um number five you want this to work so bad it's the best thing to do this situation so that's um plus one because of dunkin sting plus one because he's bloodied so that okay uh yeah that's that's it uh yenward your turn okay I am going to walk up to number five in the hopes of finishing him off I will be using I'm sorry I lost it I don't get a plus one this time um spinning sweep you get a plus one because of me though oh cool give me a little kiss before you I also get a plus one because it's so close and I hit that is a hit damage isn't as impressive as the other ones 2d 10 plus eight but if he lives through it he's knocked around he does not live through it he is knocked oh he didn't throw he's still not prone technically he's just dead it's gonna be prone forever yeah he's not getting back up dad that is the end of my turn projects hmm one left on the board uh leora is going to shift back one pull out her crossbow and use bullseye bolt right at this card's fucking neck oh that's gonna miss protect just miss pretty good shot though plus 18 dunk and your turn okay I'm gonna go right there up to uh I'm gonna use ballad of the zombie king although I can't remember I can't see it so yeah um open up a bunch of stuff try and tell me when you're gonna do that so that I can like sorry no that's okay it's like a pop quiz I didn't study for and it's a hit um roll damage and let's see if we even need to do this yeah uh 10 damage so yeah we do ballad of the zombie king there we go the target takes a negative two penalty to attack rolls until the end of your next turn okay worth it so it's his turn now uh he is going to use powerful strike against duncan with a negative two that'll crit 50 damage to oh my jesus 50 not bloody hondo yeah at least you have a crap ton of hp so at least kill this guy kill this fool duncan has an absurd amount of hp and then I remember he's a dwarf so yeah that's a stone jaw okay um so another twin strike on this guy oh surprise bruise um does anybody need any healing no no okay I'm done sexual healing oh no wait wait no no no I'm so done wait wait wait it's two isn't it no no it's one or two creatures you can't target okay my bad then that's okay draconis all right looks like I gotta finish off another guy uh for you let's see here um one two three four five six oh man I am just too good right there yep and I am going to use fire shroud this dude is about to be consumed here three right there first three and red guard elite two is about to take that is a crit oh my god yes it is oh that's nice and he is that's happening right there although it was max damage he didn't die no it's max damage he's died oh he died he's so fucking good oh good good he's so so dead yeah that will take you guys out of combat hot damn so let me know when you need somebody killed again I'll step up just do job you know hey uh before we move on can we take a second so I can grab my salad that they made for me yes let's let's go ahead everyone take a second grab a grab up id grab up because this next bit is gonna take a while guys we're doing really good so far we've taken his we work with food did he mean like run I mean leave your house Jake damn it okay okay wait so are we doing grabbing just grab a grab a bite to eat grab a grab a loaf of bread and like eat eat a couple of sandwich slices I don't know but like just just tide yourself over that means you too Jason you know no I'll eat later uh yeah just just we're gonna keep plowing along yeah um this next bit you got some choices to make and you it may lead you right to Carter so yeah okay all I have in the house is fireball and a lemon so we should take the elevator you guys they'll take a short tool they invented elevators but no no the elevators would have been killed when Marcus took off the warforged all electrical appliances are now dead my god washing machines done uh the large wooden gates to the castle have been breached by the army while you were uh while you were fighting these guards um someone digs into their bowl of macaroni and cheese I already finished my macaroni and cheese okay I don't know what that sound was stop drooling um uh so what's been happening is as you get closer and closer to the castle you're losing more and more forces or they're uh kind of engaged with with other forces so uh the the the army that you're taking with you is getting smaller and smaller and smaller and now you're down to basically um this this like a force of like two dozen or so Jesus uh and they have raced into this castle uh while you were they they've hacked and slashed at this gate until they have kind of borne a hole through it uh and uh they have uh they have burst onto the scene on the other side making your way into castle overwatch you guys have a choice of directions um do me a favor and roll perception please oh boy that always goes so well oh nice can we also do an arcana check on the light oh uh you are not close enough to that yet okay crit i noticed things again yay yeah oh my god you're a real I'm perceptive perceptive shit he just figured out how to open his eyes okay so we got a crit here so what do we proceed um ironhide would see the most and he would relay this to the rest of the group i would imagine there are three different ways to go from where you are there is a set of stairs leading down which uh kind of peering down into it looks to lead to some sort of uh some sort of basement slash dungeon area um there are several rooms off to your side uh what is that sound somebody's scratching right i hate when that i hate when that happens like there's obviously a sound it's like what's that sound that everyone's like like someone's making i don't have a view no idea what that is it's not i have no ideas okay anyway uh there are several rooms on the floor that you are in now um nothing tremendously of note uh except for one that uh is labeled archmage sea call lower weaver uh um and then there is a set of double wide stairs leading upward uh that looks like they uh spiral upward actually i think skipping the dungeon is like the best idea yeah let's go stairs no does anybody know who that guy is can we ask liara because she was in the white ravens therefore she might be informed about stuff uh please do if you know okay um it's that okay so uh diana's just gonna walk over to liar and just kind of motion her head towards the the options and like do you have any information that might help us with choosing a path here to my knowledge the throne rooms upstairs i have no idea what would be downstairs this is all third-hand information from po you understand but everyone knows where carter is it's getting to him that's the problem she's going to look down down the hallway towards uh towards the other door though the one that's that's has lower reaver's name on it um anyone want to roll a history check um i would like to do that um that might be some change sure i'll do that it's just one yeah yeah okay okay okay because it would make sense that diana knows that from her right right oh i have 17. uh lower river lower river is a name you've heard before uh one of the two archmages or the two people banished from umen who have reached the level of archmage which are fucking tippy top like that like once you get to archmage you have learned almost everything you you can learn uh lore weaver and thermac were two people who were deemed corrupt using their powers just for ill-gotten gain uh kind of hoarding knowledge and then they stood a chance to use that uh not to benefit anyone but it's just a mad grasp for power that's what it looked like um so lore weaver and thermac ended up siding with the overwatch thermac stayed in brightport and uh facilitated the overwatch from there while lore weaver actually went to the city uh and it was rumored that he was directly responsible for helping out with uh the warforged uh the controlling of the warforged uh and the beacon which would be that purple light that you you've seen you would know that much about him okay does she relay this information to the rest of the yes yes i would um she actually she would tell them about lore weaver she would lead this she would mention that there that he was one of two archmages but she would leave the stuff about thermac out she would not say his name problem is like iron head already knows that though yeah yeah no it's fine if you know that she's not gonna say it all right still i think we should charge upstairs just get this over with yeah we don't we can deal with other stuff later if we have time but carter the main guy here but we might die there might be stuff like treasures or something to help us we're running out of healing surges there might be something useful i mean there could be like a big beast locked down this dungeon that's what i'm thinking you know there could be prisoners in the dungeon that we could free i don't know i don't check the place out there could be prisoners in the dungeon that want to kill us also us no they don't have to free prisoners but i'm just saying i think we have an objective and we just need to go after that okay let's do this let's take a vote because that would be the simplest way to deal with this let's stay on the table okay um yanward says stairs duncan says stairs uh fucking motorcycle cocksucker just pass go he's pretty awesome dude jesus christ i hope you slip in the rain and fucking slide into a pole who else is for the stairs motorcycle said dungeon okay okay hold on uh yanward duncan both say uh stairs uh draconis uh stairs stairs uh hondo i want to say investigate all the stuff investigate all the stuff diana uh same as hondo investigate comes down to ironhide stairs stairs i hate to say it but like as we go into these uh different rooms we're losing more and more people and i'm down to two healing surges and i'm getting hit a lot yeah but i'm just no i i got you it's rolling the die and seeing like is there anything in here cool no okay i will say it's like a 50 50 shot like there might be something in there that would kill us or there might be something in there that might stop us from getting killed in the next round it's it's tricky it could definitely be both in there like something really cool but you gotta fight a boss and like did you crit did you crit your uh you created your perception check i will tell you that you don't see anyone down the hall uh on the level that you're on you can't vouch for the dungeon or the upstairs area but on the area you're on you don't see anyone right now or hear anything so we can go in like into the arch mage thing and like there might not be anybody we could be walking here anything we could be walking right into a truck true i mean we voted anyway so that's good wait wait i have an idea okay how about we get yanward throw stormrender at the door and see if anything reacts okay okay are you all that stairs a minute ago well if he could throw storm right here the problem what do i roll um uh do me a favor roll an athletics check with it okay so wait aren't we just drawing whatever's in there out so we have to fight them in the hallway that's well if something comes after well then we have to fight them so 15 might as well just walk on them he said he didn't hear me well the thing was thrown now like storm is i mean we didn't hear anybody everybody's taking a vote shush i threw storm yeah storm has been thrown be quiet okay we'll we'll all watch this happen um uh who is doing that somebody's typing or eating something i'm muted so i don't know i don't know it's really pissing me off that somebody is doing that and not saying anything's like oh sorry it was me it's jake it is not jake okay whatever anyway stormrunner was thrown yeah storm is thrown uh stormrunner is going to careen down this hallway slam into the pretty plain double wooden doors um and pretty much obliterate them on impact uh and stormwriter is going to return to yenward's hand um roll a perception check for me please okay everybody or everybody don't do really good now almost ever since i got those glasses 17 this time i don't want to do too much i usually roll twos dude uh let's see diana uh diana and hondo um past all the debris on this door uh they're gonna be able to like look into this room they're gonna see um uh what appears to be like a laboratory setup shit um there appear to be uh several tables um with sheets covering them and there doesn't appear to be anybody walking around in there okay can i roll narcotic check on the room uh please yeah 33 very nice um this room there um you're picking up some sort of you're picking up a trace of magic um something was being done in there not too long ago uh you're guessing it was uh maybe a week uh but there was a large scale project taking place in that room oh um whatever has happened with it though uh doesn't appear to be uh doesn't appear to be in there anymore does someone have a dungeoneering good dungeoneering yeah i was i was about to say can i run a dungeoneering check to see if there's any um secret compartments or anything like that are you going into the room i mean don't go into the wait wait did you go in the room no outside of it like staying outside we're looking in like dude okay okay okay okay just don't want to die okay okay okay okay wow crit still 17. yeah still um uh this doesn't look like this doesn't look like there's any traps set up in here uh this doesn't look like anybody who isn't supposed to be here was supposed to get to here this is in the castle in the middle of the city beyond the walls beyond like i mean this is they figure this is pretty safe this isn't like a dungeon that you're i'm just gonna go i'm gonna i'm gonna go in there yeah diana's gonna go in let's go loot it okay roll a perception check for me please okay hi sorry it cut out for a second reading perception yeah okay oh that wasn't none of those are fantastic i have the highest one yenward yenward's the only one who's gonna see this um and you're gonna realize why this is funny in a second uh yenward is going to spot several books um that would appear to be uh journals or project logs something something akin to that under these slabs you're also going to uh you're also the the sheets on the tables you're also going to spot several bodies that's all dead and it appears as though some of them were halfway through some sort of metamorphosis or something because um some of the bodies would appear to be part drow and then um it looks as though they were shape-shifting into humans something like that so some really fucked up stuff was going on in this room oh my god i know what he's doing oh my god sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry um okay um i diana would like to get the books and sort of get them and then like flip through what look whatever's the most recent one and just does the n-word share the information with us i'm gonna pick up one of the books and start flipping through it myself what does it say inward what's um there's no pictures it's a lot of really involved stuff you guys i don't even know where to start why don't you give it to malchus's sister she can she can look through here i'm really interested in your take on these i just pictured the scene from wayne's world hmm i like what you've done here we can compare notes okay diana will take the book and yeah flip through it and see uh roll a perception check for me please to see how much perception from this like an arcana compare notes you're not magically reading this book right now but it's about magic it's you don't know what it's about yet it could be cooking oh shit i cried there you go see it all works out you just kind of trust me sometimes oh nice chapter one pumpernickel these books look to be uh filled with journal entries um uh what you're gleaming off this off of off of what you're able to study is that um they're experimenting they're experimenting on changelings changelings and what would appear to be free will um since they lost the war forged uh the overwatch is looking into a way to maximize their potential for controlling organic life forms the warforged were a bit easier it took some time but they managed to create a device that would control them what it looks like is that lore weaver was working on a way to do the same with people to tie their consciousness and free will to the beacon and make them 100 loyal to the overwatch at the same time it was it looks as though he was working on some sort of experiment that would uh that would not only allow them to control the free will of a changeling but uh have them give them the ability to to morph into something more useful so that's what you can glean from the books okay diana will relate the information back to everyone else and also uh how many books are there uh three okay she's gonna talk to them all okay and then um yeah i think that's it it's about what i gathered from them too i concur inward is there any danger for uh that you know about um can i like search around on like desk and drawers and stuff and see if there's anything of interest what would uh that would have been part of the perception check okay that's just you kind of walking around yeah um you're not seeing anything of you didn't see anything of note or interest uh in your initial glance around the room see anything else written besides the books like letters or anything you didn't see anything okay okay just making sure i'm not saying there isn't yeah i'm saying that you did yeah um uh the other stuff is more eye-catching like oh look at these bodies and yeah that kind of thing so guys up the stairs or down the stairs up the stairs okay up the stairs vote was taken let's okay throw the storm under downstairs before we do we're gonna put a fishing line downstairs see if anything comes with a dollar attached to it and see what happens so you said the army came around down here before never mind good never mind no no it's okay never mind no no go go okay never mind where's yours delmar go see now delmore's pissed good job justin sorry um you were asking about the army yeah yeah they they they would flood downstairs and kind of like this is a massive like on this level it is a massive kind of sprawling thing so they that's why you're not seeing anybody because they're they're kind of so i guess going upstairs right now would be new territory so all right yeah we want to go upstairs we can let the army take care of the downstairs stuff you need to kill the prisoners um heading upstairs uh this here we go um this spiral staircase you're gonna pass floor after floor um there are some of the uh there are some of the remnants of the army kind of like scattered about but i'm guessing you're going to the top yeah yeah well there's already where else to go once we're on the way up we see something interesting on the way up right i mean this is this is more just floor after floor of what you were walking through before so unless you want to explore every nook and cranny which you can uh the throne room would be on the top floor leor had already told you that could we just maybe like i'll do like a perception thing on the way out to make go ahead see general see what you would see okay where's my perception pffft yanward and hondo uh would be kind of as you're going up the the staircase like your your every every time you pass the floor you just kind of like pop in it's like okay and uh uh mostly these would be things like the second floor there's like a there's like a little barracks area um there's uh there are multiple rooms like like living quarters sleeping quarters that kind of thing you are not catching anything uh just just on the face of it you're not catching anything of super like you're not catching you know valuable items or there are things on the walls you could loot if you'd like uh there are uh kind of ornate weapons and things like that you could pawn off and and get some cash for a plug or keep a couple of those yeah heading to the top floor once you get to the top of the staircase there is a long hallway decorated with a red carpet that leads to a set of double doors um and liara is going to kind of motion with her head to the end of the hallway i'm guessing that would be the throne room that does seem likely there is no one standing on the outside of these doors the perception please go ahead god no 23 not too bad i'm just along for the ride delmar and diana um hondo and diana how about that um this is a very posh looking decorated hallway leading to the uh the double doors that would go into the throne room uh normally you're guessing there would be some sort of guard some sort of something but for some reason this hallway is stark and empty in contrast to everything that you've encountered leading into this um it doesn't even appear as though those doors would hold up against much of a fight like if you really wanted to smash through them you're guessing you could smash through them oh man you would just smash through them delmar do you want to take dungeoneering and i'll do arcana just to make sure there's not any like traps or anything better safe than sorry okay delmo was trying to say something before we rolled is he muted yeah now he is okay so jason anything i'm here i'm here okay okay thank you um let's see hondo is not picking up any traps he's not he's not seeing where the uh the doors are trapped or would offer much of a resistance at all actually an arcana check okay that's a 33. mm-hmm wait are we close enough to the the beam thingy i assume it's in the room with the he said he said it's the beacon already oh yeah you know that much about it okay like yeah yeah so that will take care of it let's do this uh you also know that the thing is nigh indestructible unless you're unleashing some sort of cataclysmic force against it um it's magically protected to repel explosions too i mean like this thing is pretty much tamper proof unless you're insanely powerful um gory anything else the arcana check yep you're gonna pick up a much stronger version of what you were picking up downstairs uh you're guessing whatever was going on in that room is going to be going on in the throne room okay no really that information back also um do we know if like from my reading or whatever like does the beam like is it when they were working on the mind control stuff is it good enough to be able to control people's minds like instantly or do they have to like work on no no no no this is this is part of this is uh it was it was originally created for the warforged who whose free will was tethered to i mean okay that's something they were created with that in mind this is a much trickier operation uh it takes it takes a long time and a lot of work okay so yeah so it's not like you're gonna walk in and be mind control that's not okay that's just so then so when we get in there like don't focus on just starting to begin because that would be a waste of time and just focus on whatever's going to be attacking us because there's probably going to be a billion things so just don't worry about destroying the beacon destroy what the beacon's controlling that's so um duncan addresses the party and says uh i know this has gotten us in trouble before and usually i'm not one for tactics but i think the best here might be just run in and fight because i don't think we have any reason to talk to this guy the longer we wait around the longer they can get their stuff together i think the element of surprise might help us here that might be for the best yenward's eyes are gonna dart back and forth between the party and stormrunner do you want to axe open another door she's smiling while she's you could also use your head to open the door no that's it then he's gonna get stuck in it let's not risk well if everyone else is ready then feel free oh god what does the aura think about this i think we should just walk through the door maybe hold on a second honda was gonna say something yeah sorry no i'm just gonna grasp my family ring and just say a prayer to the raven queen let's go um you're gonna see leor take a visible deep breath this has been a long time coming and uh she's just gonna start marching for the double doors um yenward are you going to throw storm right yes go right ahead and athletics check uh please do 60 okay i rolled a 15 last time blew the door right no no i'm not talking about that i'm just um okay there's a lot of buildup there um as as leora marches down to the other end of the hallway storm render is going to beat her there implant itself in the door uh and with this lightning strike uh it is going to shatter the thing wide open so the door is just gone vaporized it splinters and leor is not even going to break stride and continue to march into the uh into the throne room ladies and gentlemen if you want to take a break and grab a drink this is your save point come on let's just keep going it's about to get real i i i i'm i'm for taking a pee or something real quick because taking a pee go ahead because i don't think we're gonna have a chance to do it anytime yeah i think i'm gonna go real quick because oh my gosh go ahead go ahead that's why i said something okay so here's my guess on what's about to happen you ready i mean no telling what's gonna happen my guess is we walk in there's nobody there oh an empty room genius just a note on the chair yeah nice try i'm in the dungeon better luck next time cadets wouldn't it be great if he was in the dungeon you all cling past him yep fuck all these guys we shouldn't the first and the first fucking word in the title of our show was dungeons that that was the big clue right there we're about to walk into a carmen san diego note and love that show i'm looking that song up on youtube right now actually she's a sticky finger filter burning down to please i don't remember any of that actually you don't remember rockapella no is it we're talking a long time ago i know but that's the best part of that show i think of a fuck about this stupid did anybody ever win once or twice some bookwormish little fucking kid who knows all that major kid i remember uh i remember watching a girl win one time everyone else just gets flustered as there's the hostess like shouting locations and shit and it's like uh it just is on the map yeah just that lizard i'm back i'm back hey oh yeah this song is badass it is coming out with another season of that by the way that's pretty crazy okay okay guys yeah are we almost yes oh yes we're ready well they're tweeting but i'm right i know it's fine i'll close down carbon san diego thank you i've told you sad day when that has to happen yeah gamer the show the show it's coming back walking into the throne room boom roll a perception check for me please okay we didn't talk about it would you guys be cool if i just like watched the door outside made sure nobody came in yeah you come in here that's all right that's cool you can hang out outside all right all right so far it's 18 23 oh that's me i signed the perception uh iron heart's gonna notice the most standing at the opposite end of the room is king zan and carter he doesn't seem too shocked by the fact that the doors to his throne room have just been obliterated there is a large uh stained glass window of him standing over the city what a douche this dude thinks highly of himself this this guy that the the the the people of the city are his flock like without him they would be lost that's that's that's how he truly envisions this this thing is floor to ceiling big this is a huge this is like fucking 14 feet tall like the ceilings in this throne room are ridiculous so uh walking in this this whole like it covers a large swath behind him so the the light that's pouring in is kind of multi-colored and and it kind of sets a mood standing behind carter against the wall uh is a figure clad in armor face covered head to toe this guy is armored to the hilt is that everyone that's in the room uh everyone in that that's in the room currently yes uh do me a favor and place your characters right in here okay oh that's it's got a really big map that's all here this is a really big throne room do you know what i mean like the rest of the stuff that's not covered in oh wait i don't want to be further back they were i watched everyone put their character on the board then everyone started backing up incrementally like space was because i can't move that fast right yeah i want to get it carter yeah i'm kind of like the stage there's a better token yeah i agree for what carter yeah there's nothing really that looks like him yeah just find like a token of a zombie or skeletons close enough it looks a lot like me they're an actual dragonborn token yeah this one this one's cooler yeah but fuck that um they have the same eyes they're actually related no okay um carter's gonna kind of call out across this expanse and it echoes you could have just opened the door way less fun though zannon do you know how long i've spent trying to convince people that you would be back one day like 17 years right i didn't know if that was hypothetical and i wasn't supposed to answer it i'm afraid you've went to a lot of trouble just to die here today i suppose you have a feeling of pride destroying my front gate making your way through the city just to stand here in front of me once more pride isn't exactly the word i would use either way this ends now carter's going to motion i'm gonna shoot him um you wanna you wanna you wanna take a shot i want to shoot him i want to shoot him he's got his pistol go ahead take a shot all right okay just a flat d20 uh no this would be an attack oh that's not good well we know it gets used higher than 13. that's true that helps that actually valuable information um this the the this crossbow bolt is going to sail far left uh and kind of break out a piece of the stained glass window behind him uh and he is going to look look at hondo and just glare not so much that you took a shot at him but because you wrecked a portion of his stained glass window uh and he's going to he's going to motion off to the side and there is a study um out of this study some figures are going to start pouring into the room oh shit i was gonna throw stormwater that window dammit it's not destroyed you still have time oh yeah all i have to do is miss him once oh crap damn i thought he was dead and i thought she was still alive whoa what the crap gavin dearborn feel arva jadcia grace and una hanulada um or reasonable replicas yeah remember that the thing with the beacon we just found out in the room they're trying to figure out how to like do changeling stuff guys this is this has to be that michael westman can i can i roll an insight check on these people to see if that this is this is illusionary or this is not um you can roll an arcana check oh no then i'll i'll do that sure it's just to see if there's anything magically about them boom 28. hi ura wait what there's something wrong shit we've passed um diana's gonna tell like just kind of much generally like those aren't the real people that you might have known if that's what you think these are not your friends wait we don't know that yet god hasn't told us dumb i'm pretty sure that it makes sense if you guys are recognizing them and being acting confused in the fact that we just saw a thing about them okay could i do a perception check on them since i haven't hung out with them a bit more um or is this just something okay just using common knowledge let's use common knowledge ironhide left group three behind and so did liara um and rode as fast as they could to get here you would obviously know that they couldn't ride here beat you there and then make it to you know i mean none of that makes any sense not to mention liara knows that gavin dearborn is dead right but we don't so right um liara's gonna start reacting immediately this isn't right this doesn't make any sense how how are they here with them if we were fighting alongside of them against carter and his minions so you're just gonna draw her crossbow well we know they're not the real them so as far as i'm concerned they're just overwatch guards okay then let's kill them with fire let's go everyone do me a favor roll initiative okay 22 not can you get initiative nice yeah they're 11 this is the one that counts you've been saving a perfect roll for this moment yet rick that's great it's a crit it's a fucking fantastic you're putting up the rear oh i actually rolled a one come on dude i know i i don't think my initiative went on jason that went on what'd you get uh i don't know 17 i think let me see yeah me too i got a 20 i got a 17 17 i got a 90 that's pretty good 90 hundred that's overkill he'll never believe that the argon at 29 it's good uh the knight uh standing next to carter got a 20 he's just called the red the red interest uh carter himself got a 25 fee got an eight happy it's not good more like foe am i right oh wow i like it uh jazzy i got a 14 una got a 21 and gavin got a nine okay okay this part is like draconis has no clue any of these people are yeah i mean it really wouldn't bother you yeah neither would diana but the people our teammates are reacting with kind of surprise so it's yeah can we turn fake una's body in for the uh reward let's cross that bridge when we get to it let's kill her go to carter and say hey look where we found let's let's smart thinking okay let's see if you live through this but yeah that is an excellent idea but isn't isn't the overwatch giving that reward no it's well yeah nathaniel was offering a reward but the overwatch were too but yeah that's um uh let's see leora is going to march forward pull out uh just just level her cross poet carter and use bullseye bolt and dead that is a miss damn it you bitch we know he has more than 21 aces sorry that wasn't called for uh this crossbow bolt is also going to sail wide and smash out another portion of this this stained glass window so that's something uh carter's turn it's pissed all right this is how this is how fast we're gonna know whether we're fucked or not right here uh we're pretty fucked should be noted carter is holding do me a favor roll a history check on the staff that carter's holding everybody yes yes yes yes yes yeah i'll do that damn it goodness yeah i want to know about that staff wow these are terrible getting the bad rolls out of the way for the history check guys stilmore did it and i'm i guess what my history my history is like a plus four yeah it's like the same as someone else okay but what what's about staff what's let's find out about that stuff can we are a history check uh she can but it's not gonna be she's not bookish but yeah she can roll a history check what the hell she just had to shit on me that sucks um carter is holding the staff of unwavering light it uh it is a very powerful artifact tied to the god a monitor uh it is said to cast judgment against the wielders foes uh and shine an unwavering light of hope to light their darkest hour oh good that's good for us in this situation at least none of us are dead that is a good yeah you don't want to be dead is there anything else about the stuff not without history check okay it's really pretty if you want to really yeah what is it what is it what is it what does it look like what does it look like let's um this appears to be a uh a pure white staff all the way through uh with gold uh kind of gold leaflet etchings uh the end of which um uh is is a gold ball with kind of these angelic wings coming out on either side of it it can be used as a bludgeoning device if you really wanted to be tacky about it what about seeing that stained glass window carter's concern it's like could your conus run a religion check on it sure you're going to can traconus yeah i guess he has a plea he has the best religion that's uh 25 um yeah i mean okay basically basically same thing tied to a monitor uh this this has been known to improve the healing quality of uh clerics and priests you don't use a staff dude bra it involves healing sorry don't use a staff i don't care dibs y'all heard me say it no i'm okay oh oh oh oh no i was joking as well no you weren't yeah you weren't let's fight give me our okay are we gonna i get the i get the last here we go and we're in a staff guys let's see who's left alive yeah that's a good that's a good point okay then you can argue over loot let's do this fight thing first um carter is going to level his staff at leora and use something called blinding light that's not she's already missing one eye be careful that is going to hit leora fortitude sucks that's gonna do 16 damage uh and uh leora is blind uh until the end of carter's next turn so she officially has no eyes to rely on whatsoever well she only had one to begin with so it's not too much of an adjustment right diana your turn okay it is my turn that's a thing okay so first thing i'm gonna do is move up here some within 10 spares and then okay first thing minor action gonna cast emerald eye on fee plus two power bonus against as well blah blah blah blah okay so first thing i'm going to do is cast uh sleep and so let's see so it's burst two within 20 squares so i'm just gonna one two three four five four it's burst two right yep okay um so each creature in a burst attack intelligence versus will so let's boom miss jadzia i mean gavin hits that'll hit gavin and fee i get a plus two so it hits okay so hits the so the target is slowed save ends and the so and then the first so basically the makeup saving through the first failed saving throw the target is unconscious instead of slowed so yeah so the next time i make a saving throw we'll see what goes on with that okay so i did that then i would like to use an action point okay and my action point ability doesn't count because there's nobody within five squares of me so then i'm going to use mirage arcana and i'm gonna just put it in the same place i'll just layer on another one there um okay so the burst creates a zone that lasts until the end of the encounter the zone is difficult to raid and creatures grant combat advantage while in it and then i make the following attack intelligence versus will again let's see again mrs hit scab it that'll hit gavin it's fee that'll hit fish okay um so that's 2d6 plus intelligent modifier psychic damage let's go ahead and do that for starters um one two yep um it's 17 damage to both of them and the target is dazed cannot leave the zone willingly and cannot see creatures outside the zone save ends all if the target is already dazed okay so yeah okay you're gonna have to remind me of a lot of these as yeah i have some just get ready when their friends come up just yeah you know i'll iron hide your turn i will delay show delays uh una's turn so you missed her twice yeah she is slowed that is correct okay that's the only thing affecting her yep okay uh let's see here um one two three okay uh and it's gonna move three spaces uh and then she's gonna use wind fury assault uh and she is going to physically fly uh picture storm for the x-men over to liara uh and kind of come down with her hammer and make an attack uh that is going to miss just like the real one um oh darn uh the red is also going to delay duncan your turn um i'm gonna i'm delaying my turn okay i'm gonna start attacking channel i'm gonna use better down please hit uni yeah that'll hit 33 so far she was she wasn't hit was she before no she wasn't plus 14 damage jeez and also the uh weapon modifier plus 18 damage jesus okay uh yes that will end my turn all right uh let's see here duncan your turn all right okay um now if i have a quote if i have a uh burst 10 can i not get carter i can only get una you have a burst 10 jesus yeah uh you're too far away for carter uh no he's he's not too far away just doing this wait wait wait wait wait wait wait what what is it what is it what does it exactly say um it just says well it's standard action range 10 for one creature within oh yeah yeah yeah yeah she's in the way so i'd have to let her move but if he's not like are you using like an arrow or something because if it's like a magic thing wouldn't he be able to still see him and attack it's arcane so could you move it's still line of sight okay so could i just move a couple spats over yes okay i'll do that boop there okay now i'm there okay got a free boop also okay oh i'm gonna use the level at mischief on okay carter so attack him and cross your fingers fingers are closed first hit on carter good job hit crit first blood good job oh that's a crit that is a crit that is 3d8 plus five immediate interrupt oh of course of course um the the knight kind of clad in in all that armor is going to burst into flames okay and teleport next to carter uh and use something called bodyguard he is going to take whatever damage you're about to deal to carter okay um at least somebody's getting it that's good it's 3d8 plus five okay so he gets back it's at least 20 it's at least 20 that would 29 you're gonna roll oh no i mean it's a crit it's a crit total oh well i mean you could roll and just do next 24 then i'll do that 29 okay max damage go 29 okay that's back okay give me a second i'm gonna restart this table because it's lagging like a it might be because we've been playing for so long yeah yeah um while you're doing that can i go ahead and do my minor action uh okay my minor action is glimpse of the future uh yes oh so uh let me roll 3d20 here no i like how he went into this fight like not everybody was even healed coming in hondo's at 45 health yeah i know it's like it's just the biggest fight ever you know does he have any say yeah he has healing serves i don't know why he didn't use them just forgot i'm sorry can i didn't forget go ahead okay i'm sorry i'm very bad it's okay he could have healed but he just threw his axe through the door so oh wait i forgot about the uh the effect sorry um the target is affected by ill luck it's a save-in okay um while affected by ill luck the target is slowed until the end of its next turn okay whenever you or an ally hits it with an attack so yeah so as long as he doesn't end it with a save every time he's hit he's slowed okay okay we can do that okay um you know what uh the red is going to undelay he is going to move three squares and then teleport right behind iron hide oh uh that's going to deal five damage to iron hide um all right instantly uh yeah it's fire there's a t-plane might be valus uh he is going to take his sword and swing twice at iron hide fuck uh that is gonna hit second attack is gonna miss uh damage 25. um he is going to pop an action point oh wait sorry he has combat advantage um combat advantage uh when the red deals a melee attack and it deals extra 2d extra damage against any target it has combat advantage against so let's get that dice rolled out 2d6 so seven extra damage i'll take it off uh he's gonna pop an action point and do the same thing with the sword uh first one's gonna hit second one's gonna hit i will that's that no 15 damage to iron hide god damn it 27 damage to iron hide iron hide is down all right wow good start jessie's turn anybody else just want to walk out the door and leave or uh she's going to use iron spike of dis on yinward that is a hit yes it is uh 20 damage to yinward and he is immobilized until seivans okay throw storm on you hondo your turn i'm gonna make jed's in my quarry and then i'm gonna and then i'm a hitter with uh singing strike um and because the really important battle um do i still get the plus what is it one or two for singing yeah i'm sure okay um i'm a little back up here guys plus two yeah plus two okay so i'm going to oh god um we're gonna be singing for us today delma um i will be singing aretha franklin say a little prayer for you love aretha i know right um okay wait so plus two all right plus two all right singing strike all right hold on hold on hold on um okay who is this throw okay fucking off fucking singing on there like a dickhead from the moment i wake up before i put on my makeup i say a little prayer for you i'm combing my hair now wondering what dress to wear now i say a little prayer for you forever and ever you'll stay in my heart i will love you can i roll the dice now please yes pretty impressive very nice beautiful that was good beautiful um uh that is a hit you didn't even need the plus two no but should have been does hit so then roll damage the damage is two is one d six one d ten plus six why don't throw eight damage boom that's up okay um and as a minor oh no can i seeing as um ironhide is down me healing him does this do anything yeah yeah absolutely yeah yeah um then i'm gonna throw a healing word his way which is uh 3d6 plus six hopefully i've read still some potions on him because he's gonna eat them um go ahead and roll that 3d6 okay cool i keep forgetting that i have to do it one two three four oh four plus six one two three one two three four five six there we go 14 plus ironhide go ahead and pop a healing surge plus 14. all right is that going to automatically know that i start out at zero okay yep okay all right ironhide is back up to 56 hit points lord thank you very much wow what is your healing surge is 40 yeah 20 well then that's not right you just popped two healing surges or some shit no i don't think so yeah i think you did you were negative something you don't get to jump up to 56 hit points with oh shit that's right okay i'm just gonna take off 20 still 36 that's not bad no not at all uh draconis your turn all right uh i want to yell the yen word uh if i can get you up to carter uh do you want to do that or do you want to i'm just gonna do you want to do that i can't move so uh let's hold off on that can't move okay immobilized immobilized okay well then i guess uh yep my turn's just pretty much done now i'm not gonna do it no i'm kidding um all right this is the time for mega firepower dude come on yeah remember that time where i had those fireballs that i shot all that you should have saved you you have other stuff i know but you know what that was if you didn't do that that could have turned out much more exactly exactly like that we could play what if all day okay thank you for doing that your purpose appreciate your sacrifice for the team you know what i do okay so here we go i am going to uh because they're both right there next to each other and i can't set ironhide on fire so jatzy on fire and uh here we go i'm just gonna go with uh your your uh your purple area of effect there does that stay the whole encounter or is that um that's that's gonna be rough terrain that also grants the people inside of it combat advantage but that's the whole encounter though yeah okay that works all right all right i'm gonna use um i'm gonna go fire burst i don't know how much health this dude's got but i'm gonna put this thing i'm just gonna put it right here so that's just gonna like boom hit that so i'm gonna go after red here yes that is gonna miss good he takes half damage so okay he is going to take yes nine nine damage okay i don't think he's gonna take any of that he's a chief win isn't he um here's the thing about the red uh he has fire resistance okay that's good so he's not taking any of that damage okay well i okay now i know that so that's good okay gotcha all righty well i guess that does that and i'm done uh yanward your turn okay i would like to roll a saving throw please that's at the end of your turn what but i need i want to move what's called a detriment for a reason it's a debuff it's not yeah what do i do i don't know you could throw your axe you've thrown it like three times in the castle throw my axe at red fuck him yeah focus fire on him guys you just want to take this okay yeah do the werewolf strategy that is going to god damn it jason this is going to be a rain basic attack motherfucker it's not how this game works it's not supposed to be it's really not i get a i can't okay um a plus you don't get the plus one anymore because you're indoors no we've chipped out pieces of windows so stop okay damn that is gonna miss oh it was a valiant effort okay so can i can i save a throw now roll a saving throw yes okay what is that flat d20 10 or better and you're you're no longer immobilized oh god damn oh shit that's not good i guess that's it you got one of your heavy hitters pinned down and the other one's surrounded and almost dead gavin gavin's turn time for some safe throws okay so the first saving go well he okay he got it but it doesn't matter yeah he got even with the minuses okay so he's out of mirage arcana so that's that and then um he's gonna take his senior that's minus seven for the next one jesus christ what just happened negative five okay so um he's now unconscious okay so gavin's unconscious yeah all right so i guess that's the end of his turn the first saving throw is minus two by the way so eight all right okay so he's still um he's still dazed can't leave the zone and willingly cannot see creatures outside of the zone okay and the next one is about minus seven three he's also unconscious all right cool can i just say i'm happy that diana is here because i mean damn that's what i'm here for definitely why tell me those things were dailies yeah yeah they were okay well when you attack an unconscious character that's a coup de gras correct yes oh shit yeah everybody you have range attack i would i'm gonna fuck them up attack fee attack fee first i will i will like okay do your best shot um leora is still blind uh she is going to try and swing uh her sword at the sound that the the next to her so she's going to try and swing her sword that's a negative five though uh that is going to miss uh saving throw for leora eleven she is no longer blind oh i'm sorry that's not a save entrance until the end of carter's turn so that is still doesn't matter in a minute yeah so let's say she's yeah basically not blind carter's turn wait wait why does he need to go before me because you delayed oh so now that's just how it is yeah that's blood i don't agree and i don't like it you guys need to learn the rules of this game you've been playing over too late until i'm on top of the initiative you can only delay until the end of you then it just let's just return okay carter is going to raise his staff above the air slam the bottom portion of the staff into the ground and use something called clean slate oh no is it gonna get rid of all the um all magical effects that are affecting allies within uh five or ten ten squares of him are now dispelled damn it i can walk again allies allies fuck get away with them but are they still unconscious you hate that oh no they are going to wake up fucking magical sleep there it goes they're prone bitch um if it makes you feel better that is a that is a daily for cars i know i remember because i remember in a stupid practice fight against ian he did the same thing and it was uh you sound flustered i'm pissed off canna good move least your legs i'm stuck in this fucking wheelchair dude i would be happy to be immobilized i'm not planning on going anywhere come here damn it fuck all right who's turns it now straight that's going to be the end of carter's turn diana yeah but i need to revise what i was doing give me okay well first thing that i'm doing which i'm definitely doing is i'm using blur so that's a minor action and that gives me a plus two power bonus to all defenses and i'm invisible to enemies five squares or more away from me so just putting that little magic you just don't like to get hit so you're just going to stick in the back and not do anything no i'm not done with my turn yet i wasn't minor jeez you guys are ready to turn on each other you see how good she was like the last two rounds of it yeah she's just gonna fucking not pull your weight it's like jesus when you're she was kicking ass until a couple of seconds ago justin turns on he does he's like a fucking rabid pit bull i'm sorry doing visions of that right so that's okay so how big is the first five five a big big it's pretty fucking big um hold on let me see it's one let's see how far okay that seems like a good place to put it okay so we're gonna start there so that's the center of it which is going to matter so we're gonna leave that there and then um so i'm not entirely sure so one two three four five that one two three four that and then one three four this is gonna go like that i think the important thing is your get yeah yeah there okay so i got all of them yep actually wait no i'm can i shift it over one to the right get hoonan carter in that sure i would imagine that's what you were yeah that's i meant to do it's okay oh my goodness i looked away for a second nope that was the wrong thing to do hold on i'm doing it come on i'm not good with this area affect things which is there we go it's okay two three four five five i think that's the center now i think one two three you're good you're good okay no that's the center the center square matters it's important you have ocd stop it no it actually matters in the spell and stuff like i need to know what the center is okay okay if that's the center you need one more row down the bottom just saying just saying what if that's the center you need one more row down the bottom okay then i'll just do that it doesn't matter really but boom okay so the burst creates a zone in its origin square the zone last until the end of my next turn then i make the primary attack so each and she died each i'm here getting here so you dropped out for sure yeah okay so uh so make the primary attack let's start with jets yeah so is this gonna hit me also or no that is a crit that doesn't matter um okay let's set gavin it's gonna miss fee i still get the plus two from emerald eye for this turn it's gonna hit it's carter yeah that's another um the red misses damn it and una that's gonna hit una at least so jatcia uh jatcia fee carter and una have all been hit okay uh how big of a hit is this is it worth it to use my no bang on this okay okay i think it's a status thing yeah this is to move people to get the yeah it's like a magnet power kind of thing okay so i pulled the the target up to four squares towards the zones that's a square in the middle so oh shit all the people that hit go towards the towards that the darker purple square in the middle just do they do they get an opportunity attack these two next to um una and what is it i think they're gonna get yeah it's that's good wait wait wait wait wait wait wait it's pulling i'm like sliding oh sliding then does it explicitly say that you don't get an opportunity attack if they are in your way or it doesn't say anything about that so i'm guessing that they do right she would i assume so i don't know i'm not the dm it says does it say slide or shift pull pull so i'm gonna say yeah you get an opportunity attack then uh so you're gonna get one uh both liara and ironhide are gonna get opportunity attacks against una uh that will hit uh 22 damage to una she is bloody ironhide go basic melee that'll hit uh killer no you don't get one against him wait but he's throwing away no no he's not okay cool just doing it well i missed either way no you no you didn't you okay good okay 14 damage and she's gonna do four squares okay so um they are gets eight hit points temporary hit points oh yeah okay and if they are into zone or adjacent to it which all of them are they are immobilized save ends okay you know how you feel bro wow so yeah so aoe attacks right now would be really really really good yeah that's what might as well might as well come on jakonas it's all you boy uh shit okay carter's gonna get hit to do something fire come on wow this version of una doesn't have quartz fury so she can't throw her hammer um so she's gonna have to just delay ironhide your turn i'm going to uh shift i guess that's what it's called um going to use fearsome smash on um uh uh big red that's gonna miss that is a crit miss i didn't want that damn you have any pots or anything wait shit duncan duncan can you do the thing if it's a big hit yes i can do it 16. is it a big hit i would hide how much damage does it hit um 4d 10 9 plus nine yeah let that go okay we'll let it go has he been hit before no is he still not he's been hit before yeah all right all right um okay duncan your turn oh yeah it's duncan's turn um okay let's do this here duncan's gonna move dude uh and duncan is going to use a daily called cannon of avoidance um i'm gonna put it on my man ironhide over here um and he gains a plus two power bonus to all defenses until the end of my next turn um in addition i can sustain it as a miner and switch it to someone else that i want to so oh very cool or i can leave it on him whatever you know there you go and uh uh as a minor action let's see here uh i'll go ahead and use majestic word on ironhide as well so that means he gets uh 2d6 plus my charisma modifier oh i roll that sorry i always forget that roll 14 so it's a healing surge 14 and i still get one more of the majestic words later so all right i'll try not to fuck this up okay i don't think i fucked it up no you're good thank you okay uh the reds turn uh he doesn't have combat advantage anymore um fernal wrath he gains a plus one power bonus uh to his next attack roll against an enemy that was hit um uh by him the last turn so ironhide was hit by him the last turn he is also going to get a plus two from carter uh because uh divine guidance as long as carter has an unbloodied um ally within 10 squares of him it receives a plus two bonus to his attack rolls um so the red is going to get a plus three he is going to uh use the double sword strike against ironhide so as long as he doesn't have a bloodied ally does have like it helps bloodied out or unbloodied allies uh that that will hit and plus 22 second one will miss while he gets a plus three so uh 18 damage to ironhide that's not terrible great um the red is going to use his second action point you know what he's going to use the devil sword swing again makes sense um immediate immediate interrupt um rest of the fortunes um uh la la la on almost his face the red yep and um and destroy i can i don't know the spell an enemy within five squares yeah yeah um the trigger yeah so so wisdom modify the damage ally uh i'm jason explain this power to me because i don't know what the hell i'm reading okay used it in a fight a little while ago um uh reversal of fortunes uh encounter immediate reaction range five so this is a reaction so this is going to get done first then you get to react trigger uh an enemy within five squares of you hits your ally adjacent to it um so the triggering enemy you get to make an attack against it and uh the ally hit by the triggering enemy gets to it uh the enemy's attack can spend a healing surge and regain 2d10 additional hit points so this way works the red's going to get done his turn then you get to do this attack as a result okay cool sorry my bad i don't have any healing surges by the way so oh oh shit then never mind i didn't know that oh plus three that will hit i didn't add the plus three no but he gets a plus two so it won't hit he gets a plus two so it doesn't hit okay so just the one then okay uh 27 damage to iron hide right uh now you get to do that attack against the red shit i'm not you need to get out of there that'll hit that is a crit yes i'm gonna go place the weapon as well boom ultra fate do i want to let my face know that i've got a critical no i don't okay so so okay let me just read my let me just read my weapons uh special power 1d6 you're gonna get 1d6 extra damage on this okay ultra fate ultra fate ultra fate what what does that do that means you also get an extra 1d12 okay so i'll get one six 1d12 and then max damage oh shit okay so just do matter what you do is okay roll the 1d12 yep okay sorry sorry sorry sorry 1d12 it's is that a 12 or six dude come on it's like your ice tonight no not me there you go oh that's a 10 that's wrong but like you you went in the middle i don't like they don't have them labeled on the dice roller it's kind of yeah it's weird if you hover over them long enough it will tell you so seven uh okay seven and then roll a 1d6 all right cool cool cool cool cool bins roll that come on it's a three so 10 now what you do is you take uh roll the damage for the attack and then add plus 10 and click a little max damage okay so max damage 39 max in all 39 okay beautiful very nice and i think i have i think i think my phone must think about something else as well let me just quickly check um uh where's it yeah okay poison weapon here we go um that is it oh that's the 1d6 okay cool never mind then an ongoing yeah yeah the target takes an ongoing five poison damage and and his weakened save ends both holy shit uh poisoned and weakened holy shit that is good weakened means he does half damage i'm gonna kiss shirley chat see his turn oh wait jason yes i'm sorry the red uh he didn't do he didn't do a saving throw for my effect on him oh okay oh snitch oh okay well this is the end of his turn so he gets to do a saving throw now for the stuff that was just put on him okay so he saved that and let's see if he saves against the stuff for hondo three he does not so he's still poisoned and weakened but he's not slowed anymore no chat's his turn uh she's immobilized yeah but she's got really shit i know being immobilized sucks infernal moon curse on hondo oh that's gonna miss i don't think so action point um no you know what she's gonna pop dark one's own luck i get to reroll the attack that'll hit um 15 damage and hondo is uh immobilized and floating five feet off the ground well what if i fool if i fool will take full damage no it's five feet you're fine um now she is going to pop an action point and use eldritch blast against hondo that is a hit no no no 21 damage against hondo down to nine hondo your turn oh wow it's my turn oh yeah because i thought that was my turn when i did the thing yeah that was a reaction oh yeah yeah yeah okay um so um dad didn't save against oh it's at a minus two 16 she saves okay y'all stay tattling on us so i don't think una saved earlier oh yeah yeah it's also minus two sorry why is y'all snitching damn 15 una saves if we didn't say that though they'd forget the effect too so yeah it's okay i have something that might the part of the attacks that might put it back on there if i can it'll make the fight sweeter if you do win knowing that you did it you didn't ask for a homework teacher i was that kid in class i'm not shocked okay question yes this is the trigger this is this this uh the attack is called the move is called blood of the full bloom um trigger you uh you reduce your um quarry to zero hit points does that mean when i kill like when i get them when you kill okay then yes cool yeah i thought it just happened i'd be like that's weird okay so yourself yeah that's probably my best i mean i only have one healing word left um i have potions oh potion potion i'll do it i'll do what kelsey said i'll use a potion this is that's what they're for pop a healing surge and uh 2d8 2d8 plus a healing surge all right cool no no no no no you're spending healing surge you don't actually get the healing surge from it because you get to do this as your miner so i just just 2d8 then yeah flat 2d8 isn't it plus 10 uh it unless it says so i can't 2d8 plus 10 hit points ah okay there you go thank you oh 2d8 one two and then plus 10 okay row 20. all right so i have two left because i bought three okay all right um and i gave you thank you very much um hmm that's a minor um i'm gonna move i'm gonna back up i don't know i can't move can i because she's got me floating off the ground yep can i attack uh ranged yeah yeah i'll do a range attack on uh una jets una wait no who did i hit really hard last the red the red yeah what's that okay okay um i'm gonna i'm just gonna use twin strike actually i'll use twin strike and i'll attack the red and i'll attack that cool okay cool that's good go ahead red miss una oh damn 27 that's what has it um i'm out is ridiculous it's like 30 something i think no not quite um uh that's gonna be a wrap for you that's it sorry yep okay draconis go ahead all right all right here's we got everybody grouped up over there so we're gonna have a little bit of fun we're gonna have a little bit of fun nice pretty package just for you time for a little uh fountain of flame action that's what we're gonna do that's exactly what we're gonna do we're gonna put it it's a burst one so i'm gonna put it right here which is gonna hit it'll be all of these guys fee jadzia carter and una if you land on them and there's effect on this so we'll we'll do the damage first and everything we'll see who gets hit and whatnot all right we're going with uh this um the jadzia jadzia jad jad here we go hey jad to you all right we're going for the fee person missed fee go for this uh guy that looks like me mr carter yes that'll hit carter and una hit that'll hit una okay um yeah her reflex is shit and fee still gets hit with half damage too by the way which okay should assume that by now would this be a good point for duncan to use his thing or is that gone now i still have it i would just be on fee i mean i don't think it will be yeah fees reflex is probably ridiculous so i wouldn't worry about it so there's 19 19 damage he takes half eight and okay and the burst creates a zone that lasts until the end of the encounter any enemy that enters the zone or ends their turn there takes five fire damage um an enemy can take this damage only once per turn anybody yeah it would be nine it's 18 divided by two is nine it's nine eight what did i say eight yeah oh yeah that's wrong yeah you're right all right and uh it's been a long day yeah if you ate some shut up it's looking good to eat later i am going to action point i'm gonna pop an action point uh yeah i don't know why that came to me just now but it did and i'm actually you know you know what comes get something for action points i think because of your repair gone doesn't everyone who's a paragon get an action point something i'm trying to look through your action point deal fire damage equal to level two and be adjacent to you okay well you're fine no one's adjacent not you're fine okay cool what's good enough for later though um so i heated them up so uh you know what time to cool them down a little bit it's time for a little ice storm time for a little ice storm but you actually know jakota's had eyes what he just never uses some he enjoys fire much more you could have stopped buildings from burning down i could have but that's no fun he set him on fire i'm gonna put this right here and this is a burst three so that's gonna be i may be wrong on this initially but no that's right so it's gonna catch all these guys right here dude if you shift it down you can get the red in it as well can i get the red in it i can get the red to the right down yeah that is true that is true and i guess i will do that makes sense only makes sense so i'm gonna do it right here it's gonna be super confusing yeah there's like nine bursts when you get multiple mages in a big battle i know al-yaman area of effect makes things tedious actually in the same exact spot as the first one that's layers okay so here we go damage time or attack time actually i'm going for mr gavin first this time okay against hit i'll hit gavin yes that's a good going for fee here that's a hit that'll hit fee canon ganon i don't know why i kept saying canon ganon mr satan carter mr satan carter that's that'll hit carter yes uh that's miss that'll miss jatsu all right i got half damage so that's coming don't worry uh here comes una hits that'll hit una and mr red since this is ice he's actually going to take something hopefully the miss takes half so uh let's do some cold damage now somebody laid down a nice carpet 15 15 cold damage to everybody and half two yep seven all right this also has an effect by the way i would imagine they're slowed uh the burst crates is doing a difficult terrain and last until the end of the encounter yep i think that's what i was just filtering from when i did it so it's now it's double different difficult hey uh did you did he bloody una uh she's been bloody okay yeah i bloody see though okay that is plus eight temporary hit points all right hey anyone attacking anybody within that zone because of the thing i did at the beginning is going to get combat advantages by the way i forgot okay and cool and that's the end of my turn i think uh yeah that'll be good for now okay yenward your turn okay um i am going to try to uh chuck my axe at red again this is the only one i can reach and you know what's going to happen he's going to get one hit in and it's going to kill carter and he's going to get the notable kill i already feel it this sticks oops throwing storm renders like your weakest attack isn't it no one of them okay but at least you can do it it's not like didn't have it's gonna miss how close am i i can't tell you wait wait wait can i do a minor action um that's also add plus two combat advantage season doesn't right no what does he get combat in front because he said the zone of difficult terrain that i did at the beginning that i just explained the thing okay okay there's like 15 effects on the field um yeah that's still gonna miss okay still gonna miss there's no reason to argue um yeah what you want to do for your minor can i can i can i chuck storm rider through the stained glass window that's a long shot just to be a dick yeah pop an action point just to throw it through the window yeah um you're pretty far away i'm gonna say no dude come on it's the boss that would be a cool moment dude come on uh one two what's the range on your your attack okay um uh let me look it says i lost it uh it doesn't say it doesn't give you a range no i'm gonna say it's 10 to 20 then i'm gonna let you do it yeah okay i want to catch uh carter's eye and i want to point at the window like bay brew uh and just whip storm render at this this stained glass window yes um it is going to tear a hole clean through the thing and uh a large majority of it at eye level is going to just shatter and burst and shards of this thing are going to fly out into the sky and then rain down on whatever would be underneath of it and storm render is going to return to yenward's hand and our entire army that was waiting outside is dead cut to cut the ribbons um and now for my saving throw fingers crossed guys oh wait wait wait wait wait uh fuck it i'm gonna use my um i have a lucky charm and if i'm not happy with my saving throw i can roll a d6 and add the result to it oh you have to get a six yeah i'm not gonna do that nevermind oh five or six sand wetscher yeah okay carter is fucking furious by the way good he's really great from one kingdom another i'm sorry because i pulled him towards him therefore he could get hit so what happens uh gavin's turn i'm trying to figure out all the goddamn um gavin's not immobilized because he's wasn't adjacent to the thing okay so he's just loaded that's all uh and jat see an unit saved uh so slowed um let's do let's do this gavin's gonna use commander strike uh he's gonna he's gonna send a command out for the red to attack uh to attack ironhide with a basic melee attack um the red has a minus two coming through all of the attacks until the end of my next turn okay but he gets a plus three from the other things that he has well he has and also iron head has a plus one iron head has a plus two okay we'll just remember that uh that is gonna miss let me make sure i don't think this is gonna matter it gets a plus three to the roll so that's not gonna matter okay cool um i didn't have that um that will be he's going to move he's slowed so he's gonna move here uh and that'll be the end of gavin's turn um feed he's mobile he's a mobile he can't do anything he's gonna wrap up his turn and uh roll a saving throw that's a minus two yep damn save okay so none of them are well carter carter needs it on this next turn she's coming up he'll do that too leara's turn leara is going to level her crossbow at the red and fire try and keep him off ironhide yes that is a correct damage yes somebody's working by the way sure it doesn't matter but it beats at five fire damage i'm sorry okay five five wouldn't it be nothing said no good if we kill any of them are we gonna get the notables for then i have their names on it just out of curiosity uh there will be there's there's a yeah just be cool yeah you're not gonna say you killed like fee and then like that just caused massive confusion all right carter's turn he's immobilized right yep okay he is carter is going to target hondo and use something called life absorbing burst it'll be fine yeah it doesn't sound like that yeah 17 damage who did that carter all allies in the burst regain 20 hit points no fucking way where's the burst how big is the best it's oh sorry uh first five yeah yeah yeah so it's basically as big as the big thing that's one yeah one two three four five so it doesn't hit him or fee um it doesn't affect carter no uh but it does affect uh fee gavin jazza una and the red everybody just say uh huh yep just throw it and do it that's unfortunate is this because i shot you mr kata name is not bloodied okay uh and carter has to roll a saving throw carter saves uh diana your turn okay so first thing i'm gonna do is use charm of misplaced wrath against the red this is probably gonna miss but shot don't think he's not bloody so don't get anything to it oh it hits that'll hit sweet okay so i slide him up to three squares so can you put them next carter please oh shit stab him so um he's also the red is dazed until the end of my next turn okay and he makes a basic attack against a creature of my choice with a plus okay the plus two power boys of damage so could he attack carter please oh shit yes that is a hit plus two to the damage that'll piss him off throwing more what are you doing 29 damage to carter yes awesome okay that was worth it okay so i'm gonna do that and then also i'm gonna um sustain minor to sustain the visions of avarice zone and including and when i do that i get to make the secondary attack which is each enemy in the burst tilted versus will pull them up to four squares towards the zone so the only two people that aren't towards it right now are the red and gavin so i'll just do it against them okay so this uh boom that's the red i keep getting crits on this it's not clear on it he's dead and yeah i'm gonna miss okay so so the red is gonna get like yeah there you go yeah oh good he takes five fire damage for entering the zone oh he doesn't no yeah no but it's it's it's keeping him away from people and stuff yeah yeah uh in his turn man i'm so glad i hit carter luna is going to move up to iron hide oh no she's going to use martyr's retribution what does that do oh no it's you all the modules postcards and a t-shirt you got on kickstarter you know that is going to hit is that plus twos and the minus twos or no oh yeah plus two uh let's get her my nevermind oh no yeah no iron hide no don't die please 30 damage to iron he's barely uh is gonna pop an action point sure to use hers oh did she yeah it's not checked off she totally used hers yeah she did okay all right sorry she has another one fuck you oh sometimes things get attacked and then get the hell just don't die uh iron hide go all right fine i'm gonna use unbound assault cut her head off try hit i hit 33 damage 33 damage i'm gonna use my action point okay i'm gonna use stone bear rage he's raging like bears made out of stone yes that'll hit phenomenal phenomenal 39 you have just killed una hana what up hey that's eight temporary hit points boom nice good that's gonna be good amazing i gain um i gain um i think it's a stone bear salt dick what is it sorry i kind of killed this i get resistance to all damage equal to my um con modifier which probably is nothing one you resist one day that could save your life you know hey thanks for saving brie right now i was really distraught over that i'll bring you back somehow uh ironhide don't forget your temporary hit points okay thank you for stopping everybody all right do you have any potions that you could use as a miner nope i got nothing i have a potion that doesn't require you to use uh feeling such doesn't yeah yeah yeah there's one you know the same potion i used before right um you must spend one healing set instead of um hit points you would normally regain you regain to get the if you don't have any healing services you still regain the hit points um okay if these things are true then it has no effect but yeah but you have to get to him to have to give it to him yeah yeah i'm just saying yeah duncan yes hi um i'm going to use tune of ice and wind i know you like your area effects so you keep coming just fucking layered on there it looks like a bukkake for fucking rpgs i don't anybody got any powers that uh let people walk and none of y'all got nothing that cures status effects i just went through everybody's power yes yes we're not exactly a healing type of group shit damn it duncan miss red looks miss barter okay uh still do half damage still do half damage all right i like half damage that's good so and it's uh um it's cold damage if that means anything for red up there so nope okay it's cool means i'll take it that's just nice do i have to roll damage individually or just no no okay uh well so four to everybody well they took half damage no no i okay that was okay cool cool cool so four damage uh adjusting that now hit something uh and as my miner i'm gonna sustain the extra two on iron hide okay thank you uh the red what is going on with the bat uh he stays that's going he's gonna take five poison damage as well okay five poison damage in these days until the end of my next turn he has a minus two to all his attacks uh let's see here um that's why i failed both sucks all right he's gonna move here that's all he can do and well saving throw 15 trained my whole life with this wait no i think he's he can save that's a charm effect so never mind he can save against my poison um but he can't save against um minus two penalty until the next my next turn right okay so okay he didn't save against the poison he is saved against days no he's not because the daisies told my next turn it's not the same okay so he didn't save against well then he saved against the poison that's one of the other um okay wait there was something else he's weakened yeah weakened yeah he'd say it's both if you save against one then save against both oh okay okay okay so he's no longer weakened okay oh my god so many status effects um chatzia's turn uh she had saved before suck chats yeah i feel like i blew my knee out in pre-game workouts right before the fucking championship this sucks eldritch blast to hondo that is a hit 12. okay wait for it wait for it stop stop calm down everybody calm down okay a ring on my finger is going to start glow correction it's not a ring the medallion around my neck is going to start glowing and i'm gonna get right the fuck back up yeah that's awesome um i activate medallion of death no action it just happens uh use this power when you reduce to zero hit points or fewer you regain hit points equal to three plus uh uh three plus yeah yeah so that's a plus two so uh you regain hit points equal to two plus the okay so three so you're regaining you five hit points so that's fucking cool hondo falls down gets right back up five hit points i'll give you five hit points the undertaker's setup yeah um hondo your turn right let me get the fuck out of here one two three oh i six okay i'm gonna be right over and that's not the mouse that's the grab tool so five can i go through my allies yeah yeah okay cool um so that's a movement um i'm gonna use i'm gonna as a minor i'm gonna hand um what's his face uh iron hide a potion okay and then for myself i'm gonna i'm gonna use cure light wounds on myself um so it's 18 because my healing surge value is 18 right yes okay cool so then i regain 18 hit points and i don't believe i don't believe my healer's law helps me out here or does it um are you spending a surge no it's as if you spend the no no okay then um cool then i'm back up to a probably well at 80 top hondo and then i'm done i came back from the dead too for zombudys zombie pistol all right i'm done all right all right die again anyway two things first of all uh jatcia takes five fire damage from in return in the fire good gotcha uh second one i have a question about a move i haven't done yet okay uh it's called arcane gate which i put like two different things up can the enemies go through that gate yes okay well i know what those are so the enemies can go through them too that's not good okay they're really neat though they are neat yeah that's how i was gonna try to help get you over there i was about to say justin and tom know all about enemies being able to walk through those put one right next to carter and put one in front of me and somebody shoved me that's what i was planning on doing hey i can actually do that so if you if i fuck up my next saving throw just move me next to someone yeah it is yeah what is next i'm saying he's next in the on the list i'm gonna throw max a card at the sound done with red i ain't gonna hit him oh okay um see now i'm getting to the point where most of my abilities are not going to be able to do that so i'm gonna throw max a card at him and then i'm gonna throw max a card at him and then i'm gonna throw max a card at him and then i'm gonna throw max a card at him and then i'm gonna throw max a card at him and then i'm gonna throw max a card at him and then i'm gonna throw max a card at him and then i'm gonna throw max a card at him and then i'm gonna throw max a card at him and then i'm gonna throw max a card at him and then i'm gonna throw max a card at him and then i'm gonna throw max a card at him and then i'm gonna throw max a card at him and then i'm gonna throw max a card at him and then i'm gonna throw max a card at him and then i'm gonna throw max a card at him and then i'm gonna throw max a card at him and then i'm gonna throw max a card at him and then i'm gonna throw max a card at him and then i'm gonna throw max a card at him and then i'm gonna throw max a card at him and then i'm gonna throw max a card at him really right there all right fucking useless okay you're all done yes i that is that is my turn yanward your turn i'm gonna chuck storm render right at uh carter can he throw it can he throw it through the gate no i was on duncan's thing i was seeing if he had a power that could revive my legs never wanted to run a 5k so bad okay do i get any pluses people no no okay that is a hit oh man oh hi kelsey hi am i back yeah we didn't know you left oh okay my internet just decided to stop working for like a couple minutes there okay but yeah i'm i'm back hi stuff happened i died what i died and came back to life oh yeah i was there for that okay i hit carter 15 damage i like it 15 damage good job does that knock them back or no that just hits him in the head no that just hits him nice okay saving throw time yes oh no it's the opposite damn it check why are you doing this tom it's not funny anymore it's not funny the joke's over now stop just said you were done with that when i do stuff against enemies that also do save me those that i forget which direction is good or bad so uh we know what we're doing on the next turn somebody just pushed me into that take care of the rest whoever doesn't run from me on their turn will be getting hit they all move one space away poor impotent yinward hey they might come through the gate and then they'll be there for you that also is an option that is a very good thing that could bad happen bad okay it's he had a stroke it's just so bad um uh gavin's gonna use commander's strike and have uh the red make a melee basic attack against liara uh that's gonna miss shit oh wait i'm sorry he gets a plus three to that attack plus that'll hit uh damaged bitch 19 okay fee's turn fee's gonna it's okay let's see if he ends there i'm trying to keep track of all of these uh he is slowed because of the ice storm and then if the cleveland's win against washington they go to the playoffs as a wild card that's correct no actually washington's an nfc team so cleveland would have to beat somebody like the tennessee titans can i get points for the hustle for trying attempting something so far out of my wheelhouse that guy tom don't lie to me i don't know the playoffs jake they might even win the division there you go now we're talking okay he's just slow don't think slow okay uh that'll end that'll end that uh fuck you up carter liara is jesus the aura is jesus leora is jesus everyone leora is going to use sword slash against the red that will hit yes 19 damage to the red still not bloodied oh you know his ac now okay carter what's affecting carter uh still immobilized still immobilized it's probably not a bad idea for him okay joe okay uh-oh i don't like this okay oh no it's gonna pull out the chopper are you gonna do the thing the first gun in the best oh no no i don't like this at all what's happening i don't want to he's gonna use he's gonna use something called light trap ah what's going on here he's going to raise his staff into the air and first let's see what let's see how many of you this is gonna hit uh that will hit duncan oh it will hit hondo it will miss yenward iron hide i'm sorry miss iron hide uh it'll hit yenward and hit diana wait no i'm gonna use shield god damn it okay plus plus four power bonus to ac and reflex is what they're my next turn so that's plus four to my reflex which is a 23 so that will miss okay um so miss it does half damage but none of the status effects are going to affect ironhide so uh let's do half damage oh let's do damage against everyone now 26 so 13 damage to ironhide dead back that he's back down again thanks to me that'll knock ironhide out 26 damage to hondo out that'll knock hondo oh god 26 damage to yenward you really need yenward to not be immobilized like this is we're losing people they still have five left fuck fuck here's what's gonna happen diana yenward duncan hondo it missed me oh it did miss you sorry um yenward hondo don't get it the targets are slowed save ends if you miss okay sure okay fine if you miss your first saving throw then you take five radiant damage and you are immobilized if you don't say he's gonna save and then he's gonna miss it and be immobilized would that suck calling it right now second failed second failed save the target takes 10 radiant damage and you're restrained save ends this is so fucked that's when the defense schemes against one player diana your turn okay um first thing i'm gonna do is stay minor with visions of ab for rice so that can i just say we both i know that ironhide and myself have a potion on us so if anybody wants to help us out i would but that would be a minor which i need to do this for i'm sorry selfish sally over here no i'm not this is the only thing that's like keeping us alive right now is the fact that third like fee and is not next to us because if he was he would be killing this all right okay so we're looking to fee it's gonna hit goodness this and that's gonna miss okay well at least fee is gonna get pulled back towards the the center son of a whore oh that's happening again okay that old chestnut um all right yeah okay if you could put him next to car great um oh he went back in the fire that's five fired him yeah son of a bitch this is good this is we're working out really well as a team here fee is bloodied oh yes he's done nothing the entire fight me too uh you can't yeah he doesn't really can't stack him that's it pretty um let's see um i'm gonna use yeah he's close now okay i'm gonna use fitness as monthly all right this i'll make you stamped no i want him to stop carter hit i like it to stop butter oh jeez let's see uh basic melee against carter yes that will hit and he gets up yeah that doesn't matter here he had hit anyways okay 60 bloody bloodied carter just bloodied car uh that means you get fluffy yes whoo that was as a result of carter he's gonna blow up and we're all gonna die maybe he bloodied him so yeah you dick um carter is going to raise his staff into the air is he gonna attack me in particular nope okay i don't even fucked up if he gets the notable kill he's not even here no fuck you i do we've already decided this so i hypnotize people i get it because if they kill themselves suicide they don't get okay we're arguing over something that hasn't happened yet uh carter is going to disappear in a blinding light and then reappear five squares away no get back there and he's just outside of the area of effect i can't pull him back he got away from the fucking portal god damn it carter is going to take something uh produce something out of his robes are you serious whoa hey uh you don't need to add extra stuff jason we're already almost dead it's our first uh wait it looks to be a small black jar um would this just wait this way yeah carter is going to look to the party this is not how this ends uh and he's going to take the lid off of this jar a very cold wind is going to blow through this room and materializing next to carter is going to be a skeletal form wearing actually you know what do me a favor diana roll a perception check it's that high enough 16 uh to see these yeah uh this skeletal figure is going to be wearing a very familiar set of robes and uh diana is going to recognize this uh as human thermac as soon as their mac appears diana is just going to freeze and she's saying like stock she'll just like staring at him in absolute utter shock like he hasn't registered yet and then as like she's slowly starting to realize i can recognize him she's going to start shaking it's kind of like not then it's pretty clear to anyone looking at her that she's just instantly like panicked almost like just kind of caught between flight and flight like this is not something she was prepared for and it's whatever's going on is sitting here very hard and she's just gonna growl and just kind of scream out no and um in the space in front of her of fire is going to leap out from her hands just hit the square in front of her it's not going to hit anyone but she's gonna look a bit kind of shocked at that because she doesn't have any fire spells then it's kind of that the shock is swept away and just heard the other emotions that she's feeling right now at the appearance of thermac would you like to do anything else for your turn oh is it my turn well you're the one who just hit car oh wait sorry uh it would be thermac's turn sorry he comes next in the initiative so sorry that was kind of we had an instant reaction to that so i didn't think that so sorry for some reason the initiative tracker just kind of like jumped ahead and also uh wait before that diane's gonna kind of shot to the rest of the party just kill him um thermac is going to float forward kind of like a ghostly apparition uh and he's going to use freezing claws on liara uh that will hit 21 damage to leora that will bloody her diana your turn gosh um let's see um so diana gets god no that wasn't her turn that was like i made a mistake yeah this story stuff then who who bloodied carter that was before he moved and did that oh okay um okay let's do that's not gonna help damn it um okay um i'm going to use phantom chasm that's a burst one so we'll just put that right there boom so you turn him into burst intelligence versus will that's that'll hit carter yeah that'll hit thermac yeah okay um so that's 2d6 plus intelligent moderate psychic damage so let's just do that boom 18 damage i know this sounds like a joke we need to get carter and and well she's swinging on him what do you i'm saying like just forever point i know where she's doing it there matt carter no huh i love that me saying not the bees is like the bat signal okay um wow hello i'm back sorry sorry did you hear me what did no no not even a little okay so um so they both fall prone and immobilize to the end of their next turn and any enemy that enters its own falls from shit okay immobilized till the end of its next turn and then as my miner i'm going to sustain visions of avarice uh so let's do this thing again boom miss and hit uh red's gonna go back towards the center son of a bitch okay make a death saving throw please why not four should this is like one right one duncan your turn okay um what saving throws do i need to make before i do anything uh your saving throw comes at the end of your turn you are slow okay um so as a group uh we need to talk about this uh just take a second i have one majestic word left um which is a healing spell but in addition to the healing spell i can also slide the target one square um question hondo do you have any majestic words or anything like that left i have one am i no i'm not mead i have one healing word left i have one potion left i have a power that allows me to take life from somebody else okay so so what we want to do is to reawaken hondo so then he could heal ironhide okay that's fine my okay could i could i use majestic word to awaken hondo no uh what's the power to me it would make it sexy um uh majestic word what does it do it's a healing spell oh yeah yeah yeah yeah i gotta wake him up okay because my question was whether we're gonna use that for that or if you want me to use my miner to give hondo his potion and use my majestic word to slide yinward into the thing so he can go fight we do need yinward to do something the second one dude that's totally small that way wait wait wait wait i i didn't say that you can push yinward we've been talking you should have said it we've been talking about it for an hour just because you've been talking about a lot of things for an hour dude doesn't he have an ability that lets him move people though no i would think that that would have come up an hour ago yeah i just put on yeah don't you have something like that i have yeah it will teleport him to me but he's already by me so i that doesn't help us oh i can i can teleport him to me i guess um well let's try and make a decision here you can you can move into the gate and you can both go you can pull them to you through the gate just say i have to it's it's still something that i have to hit it's not something that automatically happens oh so gotcha so if i don't hit it then i've just wasted you know so um okay then uh then i will use a majestic word on hondo why do you hate me jason i don't hate you i love you i just don't want you to play i want to play so hondo you get uh you get a healing surge plus 12. how do uh potions work again uh well you have to be conscious to take them once you take them these particular potions uh you uh spend healing surge and regain 2d 8 plus 10 so even if somebody force fed me one i couldn't even use it no no you can the one i want hondo is yeah sorry dad um what was it again sorry uh it's it's a healing surge plus 12. okay thank you um and then uh as i'm not gonna take i'm not gonna take a uh regular action i'm just gonna take two minors um so as my second minor action i'm going to pass the uh thing on to liara so she gets a plus two power bonus to all her moves um okay and then i will just do saving throws so what do i have to do i'm gonna what i uh roll a saving throw just flat 220 gotcha you are saved you are no longer slow oh yes all right uh the reds turn uh fuck me um you're saying that i'm just trying to keep track of all the status shit like it's such a cluster i told you i told you at the beginning before we started this that's my job to frustrate me uh i think he's only slowed that's it slowed yeah yeah one two yes so just out of reach of anything except for the bishops of avarice but it doesn't matter for now but yeah i will though jatzi uh jatzi's also good with that han do your turn i have to make a saving throw to get out of the zone uh that's at the end of your turn you're slowed right now and that means i move at half speed right yes okay so one two three move right over here and then i'm gonna go ahead and use my last hero and ward so 3d6 um and plus six on i on on ironhide okay you need to go and search for that oh shit yeah oh shit oh shit yeah this is gonna work oh yeah sir you know what then i'll use a miner and i'll i'll just get the potion out your wherever the hell you put it and i'll shove it down your throat okay just a major action look you can attack there mac uh yes i can um and i will um good thinking kelsey uh i'll use twin strike um one against their mac come on now boy i'm gonna make i'm gonna make um wait can i yeah i'm gonna make their mac my um quarry hit him oh come on come on hit him 27 and i still missed what the fuck and then i'm gonna wait wait wait wait wait justin are you giving yourself hit points yeah i just did the uh no shit i fucked up didn't i yeah hold on um it's 12 plus so you'd have i just gave myself 10 i didn't know yes okay hold on okay you should have 17 and also that fair mac is prone does hondo get a plus for that you get a plus two yes so there's um 39 yes that'll hit okay excellent um that's the first one and then the second one i'll attack red 29 red excellent cool and do damage for both of them or just one uh just one okay no wait both because he got the plus so it hit he said yeah so he gets damaged for that yeah 10 10 on both of them so 10 on both of them okay okay try pay attention kelsey no no i thought you said he only one of them gets damaged not like the only rolls for one oh yeah uh draconis your turn oh okay fuck it i'm moving here i'm out the door going here and i'm going to dude cast burning hands yes which is a class five so i'm just gonna put me right there and i'm gonna go after carter so the son of a bitch do it oh damn that's half damage that's half damage that's gonna do a little wait wait wait wait wait is this 16 any help there it's a 2d 6 plus 10 would be worth it would give him another 13 is it is it a big enough hit that it is it a big enough hit that it's worth it what's the next limit that you can get 2d 6 plus 10 so 26. no no okay all right so i'm gonna roll damage here save that for my bone crusher first 11 it's 11 damage okay because i can do 68 damage and he's still alive is what you're telling me oh i'm yes he's still problem is the inward is you gotta move i know it's a good point it's crazy one more turn the clarus guy take your foot all right and i'm gonna for my miner i'm gonna keep the uh arcane gate up i do that for my minor so okay just in case somehow yenward gets to move at some point okay all right uh that's my turn yenward your turn throw the axe before i do anything am i can i use the healing surge as a minor action no no okay um should i attack somebody or heal myself guys attack i mean i i can possibly bring you back i mean i have one thing left one main thing do you have a potion no oh do i have potions you should i thought you got some i'm pretty sure details at the very bottom or actually knowing your powers at the very bottom it should be do do do do do uh potion of cure something yes yeah do that that's minor all right then uh okay then i'll use that as my minor action after i throw storm render at fucking jad see she's gonna get it no wait i'm gonna throw it carter i can reach him he's all the way over there definitely hit the window i can hit him right do do do do do do take his head off that'd be awesome he's prone right he is yeah that's us too plus two oh shit yes yes yes get the kill he's not even gonna move the whole fight it's a crit he's gonna do full damage it's not a crit it's not a crit it's not too much okay all right i'll have to roll damage then fuck him up fuck him up twelve damage um carter's robes are covered in his own blood shit uh he was wearing these very white pristine robes and they are now covered in his own blood is oh saving throws uh well saving throw for the whole i have to do my minor action take that potion okay um it said something after me really quick oh yeah it's 2d8 plus 10 and you're spending a healing switch for it so i'll take a healing switch away okay oh i thought i could just use that okay so roll 2d8 plus 10 oh yeah 14 14 you're gonna get 14 life back i got it now this is still alive and saving throws okay go ahead and roll for the original immobilized for jadzia so no fuck this i'm using my lucky charm is close enough eight yeah that's good yeah roll a d6 you are hired come on man if you six yanward is no longer mobilized now roll a uh roll a saving throw for the slowed oh my god you are no longer restricted in any way i'm doing the ear thing next turn you're gonna point at carter next turn you're gonna be able to point the back somebody's getting fucked dude action point you'd have to move and that's not yeah that sucks uh gavin is going to move just out this uh that's and he's gonna move right here next to the end of it uh that'll be one two three he mobilizes yeah he's bloody somebody kill him off with the next turn please uh liara's turn uh she is going to use volley of arrows uh she's going to fire let's see it is a burst three within 10 she is going to fire at fee at the red and jadzia that'll miss fee hit that'll hit the red that will miss jets why not should be uh 14 that's bloody finally wow if she didn't still have her tip tip pinpoint she gets him back eight yeah uh awesome then yes i think i'm going after the red you guys big lefty uh xena it's not i can't i don't move that fast carter is going to use his move action to stand yeah and that he's immobilized so yeah immobilized okay so prone and immobilized you can get to him get her go through the portal oh yeah oh ooh there's one at the bottom this is white flag he's got to kill everybody on the battlefield i think no i already used that yeah and he already used the thing to get rid of all the status effects think fuck that's the worst well i use the one to get rid of the status effects for the entire team so much he can still save himself just waiting for him to turn into a robot spider he's currently only immobilized so go for it um that's what i'm debating i'm wondering yes yes you should do it i think that's a great idea i help myself for infinity this is you know what this is his boss fight too jason i he is going to use divine radiance and he is going to clear himself of all status effects um he is then going to spend his move action to stand up from prone that's what i'm saying i didn't i didn't do that yet so he's going to spend his move action to stand up and his uh let me see that's a minor so he's going to spend his other action just to back up to the wall that's the best he can do right now there's a hole right there where the window used to be right there is but it's further away from the ones doing the fucking damage so that's the best just just letting you know yedward know that it's nice i'm sorry i something came across my phone i was like you know what was that carter is now standing right in front of that big gaping hole where that window used to be oh it's up oh somebody's gonna get bum rushed yeah you teleported and charges oh man um yeah doc you teleported it's their max turner fuck freezing claws on the aura uh that is gonna miss yes yes he's gonna pop his action for me fuck he would he would damn ghost uh freezing close once again on the aura no you're making some bitch out of hands this sucks i'm assuming the plus two doesn't help anything with 36. okay um 20 damage to leora diana your turn okay um okay um look uh do the visions of advice miner again get used to attack against boom boom boom boom this hits another crit on this thing i swear to god it's like five crits this time i think doesn't matter yeah that's awesome so anyways so they're dropped back to the center jatcia takes five fire damage five fire damage to jatcia burn and i'm gonna go ahead and it's so messed up what i call her character being burned yeah disfigured didn't burn yeah a bit more ugly then um let's see so i did that get out of that zone hmm yeah what's that zone doing to us uh it's just helping um then i'm going to do phantom foes that's first two let's draw this out it's even more confusing yeah i think that'll be good um one two three four five two three four i think that's right um each target slowed until my next turn until the end of my next turn first and then if they make a saving throw first time they attack nice yeah and that will end my turn and also diana's still very like shaking it's like she's barely able to take her eyes off of their mac she's kind of like muttering to herself but you wouldn't be able to make out anything she's saying iron hide your turn okay i'm curious um could somebody actually run through that portal and charge carter and not get opportunity attacks by 11 people or is that just something that's going to happen that's just something that's going to happen there there are a sea of npc's between you and carter okay um yeah if you throw your axe and hit it this momentum might hit him um or i had to throw a sword i guess that's it if i yeah like throw it out the window it's like he's not a sword mage anymore no um son of a bitch i throw a rock at him if there's one inside the room maybe a shard of glass pull up one of the floorboards um i can't charge him because that was my move right there right yeah you could spend your other move to get up to him i would that would uh base him for whatever you would call it yeah yeah you already used your action points that's very true i'm gonna be able to reach him when i go through that portal hey jerk uh stay there don't get too much further away from me do you want me in your uh vision is that it uh yeah okay i'll i'll stay here though yeah all right duncan your turn all right um okay so first off as my action i'm going to use uh victorious smite on uh gavin so let's try this hit yes um and damage get and roll it 15 on gavin 15 um just uh okay now here's the fun part so uh as a free action uh the effect i can name an ally or any ally within five squares can shift three squares and make a basic attack against the target with a bonus to the attack roll and the damage roll equal to my constitution modifier um my constitution modifier is four i believe yes four so if any ally wants to do that oh what any ally within five squares of me can shift three squares it doesn't say one it does any so does that no i'm sorry an ally so it is one so whoever wants to do that yeah edward shift up there up top by the portal or something so that you won't get an opportunity to actually go through it yeah then you can there's a shift so yeah okay oh it's just gonna boom yeah go inside the portal and then just go up there like shift towards carter and you can just throw your axe well actually what i would do right now is i would make you close to red so you can attack red right now and then you can move closer to carter on my turn right like yes well don't don't do that because you have to move away from red get like one part away one square away and you can use a your finger ranged attack uh go here like up here somewhere yeah so at least you can do a range attack on them right now okay okay um and you get to a range attack with plus four to your attack and power so all right cool here we go and that's gonna be a red plus four damn i'm just gonna miss okay um so as a minor action right now i am going to uh sustain the effect um and i will give it over to iron hide up there so iron hide has a plus two sorry leora i think iron hides getting into the fray here um and i'm going to pop an action point now yeah when i pop an action point that means that everybody within 10 squares gets plus five to everything basically i don't think that's i don't know let me see here i'll i'll pick it up it's uh man it is way down the list uh okay um get to plus four to attack and damage rolls so how long is that uh till the end of my jason's that is still the end of my next turn okay um and then i am going to for my uh action point i am going to use um a chance of accuracy uh which is an action close burst 10 um and me and every ally in the burst gets a plus two power bonus to attack rolls until the end of my next turn okay so it's plus six in total sweet yes this is an advanced math course at this point we have layered it's disguised as dnd game yeah this is like math blaster it's like it's it's disguised as a game but it's not really a fucking game it's education happens so the group say that's a plus six to attack and yeah everyone hits everything let's just go i have been the red gets up since two eight uh right away minus two yeah no okay i like him to try and commit seppuku yes that's a good good set that good damn they always miss themselves that's the thing it's like i did they always they fail the same can't you use that 16 there no no it's it's not an ally it's him that's attacking it jessie's turn he's not attacking someone else that's true jessie's losing thing another minus two jessie's gonna use eldritch blast against uh against yenward did she got some she did student save oh shit oh so no never mind um can she just punch the red in the face actually no punch yourself in the face oh phew geez so good i was gonna get hit yeah that's like if they're missing but they're not hitting you so it's something thank goodness thank you hondo your turn and then she takes five fire damage yep oh seeing as um same thing we did last time yeah what's what's his face um there mac is still my um quarry i'll just keep attacking him i'll use twin twin strike once again don't cry it'll be okay he just took a major rip off the bomb that was and then one for fee oh wow all right then did you add the plus six to those oh no i didn't yeah still miss cut yeah not sorry i shouldn't have used that um i don't really win okay yeah i'm done wow okay draconis your turn okay uh close blast three does that mean from away from where my body is yep okay well and in a direction you have to pick a direction i take the direction sure okay um plus six everything remember everything got it every every attack okay um here we go i'm going to move one two three here uh shake this opportunity attack that is an opportunity attack you can hold on hold on one two three okay four five oh no he's gonna try and take the kill wait what whoa really who cares as long as he's dead yeah all right i'm gonna use an ability i've never used before it's gonna watch him out called dragon breath really really now this is minor action close blast three does that mean this doesn't count as like a like a regular moon is that what that means it's not the standard after it yeah counter minor action close plus three right so i can do this and then like something else yep sounds good to me i'm gonna do that i'm gonna target uh there magnam joke that was a joke that was a joke i'm not doing that i'm gonna target uh mr carter here if you kill him tom's never gonna talk to you again murder everyone's been setting me up with portals and abilities so i could miss their unununstate but you can just steal it's a crit miss critness that's a that's a plus okay so now that that happened i'm also now gonna do uh fire shroud which is uh burst three so the same same direction right at carter okay this will also get there mac okay all right here we go we're going for the miss okay some carter oh perfect yeah and a miss oh still a miss for fortitude fortitude uh yes for fortitude it will hit uh it will hit there mac though the second one okay okay all right i'm just trying to kill people you know trying to do what i can yeah yep it's got murdered was in more 15 to there mac 15 to there mac okay four to that okay 19 cool oh and he takes ongoing fire damage i'll i'll i'll uh i'll remind you okay i know you got a lot going on yep yenward your turn okay kinward jump right in front of me why don't you i push you out of the way too you don't need to but you do one side i'm going to use bone crusher yeah so are you gonna use that plus 16 now if i if i need it yeah if you need it okay and you get plus six anyway yeah okay cool are you a plus six fucking credo i knew your very first main attack was gonna kill somebody i hit you guys yeah good job plus you get a plus four to your power so two three four immediate reaction oh uh carter's gonna use a daily redirect um whatever damage that this is going to do is going to be channeled to an ally adjacent to the attacker it's the same thing that he did you fucking faster it's always yanwood wait no i thought he pushed me away so aren't i like right here not that no you're not stop stop stop stop stop stop it's the same uh 46 damage to draconis oh at least he's at full health yeah that's something next turn yanward can i pop my action point kill him yes are you trying to finish me off i am going to use brute strike fuck his mouth right no i'm not like that yes well that's almost a crit don't i get something plus my damage roll plus four hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on 41 damage um oh my god okay 41 damage and son of a bitch carter is going to stumble back yes yes uh and he is going to teeter on the brink of this of this ledge please kick him out save him please actually no you might save him because then we could ask him questions and stuff no no no just kill him kill him kill him fuck him carter is going to reach forward and try and claw at yanward's chest uh and he's just he is going to just miss as he tumbles backwards out of the window yes soromon style the boy i dream yeah i have a question did the plus four help did the plus four help did the um well i mean it it yeah he's dead i mean um oh my gosh he's dead zan and carter has just been murdered ladies and gentlemen did he fool did he fool holding the uh well he absolutely did he did fall oh well no no it's still there it's quite a drop that thing's broken no it's not you'll land on it just to be a dick it's like yeah it's a listerio it's got to be broken by dropping it's not gonna be white anymore uh gavin's turn oh shit it's not over oh we should whole ass guys even if we die now we die as heroes like we're we did it lead the attack uh gavin's gonna use lead the attack on diana that will hit wait doesn't he get an opportunity attack from me now he moved around you oh wait hold on i have um immediate interaction oh my god hitting hold on hold on let's see what i want to do if i had a nickel for every time someone says stop everything hold on but didn't know what they were gonna do no that's essentially what it is okay so um infernal wrath an enemy with intense squares hits you um so the trigger in the burst you get to do damage to yeah it's 1d6 plus intelligent modifier fire damage that's what's my intelligent modifier plus four six six so 1d6 no wait i'm 11 so it's 2d6 plus six okay um let's do that so that's 2d6 plus one two three four five six take 10 damage that's something okay gavin's gonna take 10 damage okay eight do i get okay do i get 10 hit points again because um yeah you don't have them so you bloody yep that is really handy boom okay um fuck this leora's gonna pull at her crossbow and just fire at fee yeah yeah uh that'll hit plus four fee is dead yes good yay leora gets 10 hit points um leora is going to then move over here all right there max turn there max gonna use in uh innovating tendrils oh god uh it is a burst one chat within 10 leora uh so right here with leora and jerec um that is gonna hit jerec that is going to hit leora oh no both of which are down tendrils bloody tendrils are going to erupt from the floor and wrap both of them up and choke them and pull them down to the ground jesus christ i'm going to use ignore pain which means that uh uh temporary hit points equal to the amount of damage i actually take well that's a real thing i'm just gonna start making up power and see if it flies almost there you guys star through it immediate reaction it's not an interrupt so it doesn't count you have to be conscious to use it all right okay diana oh does that mean he's done it means he's knocked out so i mean oh thermac okay at the end of his turn he takes five fire damage ongoing okay okay so i'm um okay first thing i'm dropping this visions of avarice so that's gone i'm not going to sustain that so we can go ahead and get rid of that and also we can go ahead and do that to make sense now um okay so then um then so as my minor i am hmm as my minor i'm gonna use a potion so let's do that potion of care moderate wound so it's 2d8 plus 10 hit points and minus one surge let's do the pulley thing let's see um d8 that's that one 2d8 plus boom that's 24. let me do that real quick okay much better so use up one of my potions and then i am going to move let's see that's ten ten yeah okay so i'm gonna move over here and use hypnotism against the red the mf long range it's gonna hit yeah it's within 10. um and yeah stab yourself please does that does gavin not get an opportunity to attack when she left oh crap she does um he's gonna miss himself i'm gonna shift one then and not move unless you want me to move take the opportunity whatever uh take the opportunity just okay yeah that's cool uh 13 damage okay that's cool anything else nope ironhide make a death saving throw please why not nine that's strike one uh duncan your turn all right going there uh using him of the daring on gavin so um attack him plus six two roll hit and damage on him plus four 31 31 damage will kill gavin yes um i'll get two more temporary hit points because i get up to 10 for actually killing somebody um and also uh let's see here i'll pick hondo um you can uh teleport to a space adjacent to me as move action until the end of the encounter um and then as a miner i'm gonna sustain the plus two and we're gonna move it on liara and there we go done uh the reds turn what what even what do i he's not affected by anything except for that's all difficult terrain yeah he's slowed all right the red is going to turn towards jatcia and use his scimitar against her whoa turn of events oh is he under my control for carter or something i don't know 26 damage to jatcia just tired of it all of it myself he can join our team he's strong as fuck and then red gets down on his knees and gives up and then you're the one who set us against this many enemies you should have known what was going to happen jason 2 a.m kelsey i'm just gonna just say it's can i just say it's four o'clock here and i have work in four hours jason geez i know man dude and i appreciate your sacrifice you know kelsey he hasn't even eaten you have to um jessie's gonna take a step back and try and use eldritch blast against the red what's up back uh that will hit him i don't want to die now i like 18. yeah i got it so hondo oh she takes five fire damage five fire damage yeah you she's done i'm just gonna use uh as a standard um it's a daily i'm gonna use short shot on what's his face it's still my quarry throw back they're back thank you um go go go go go that'll miss oh no plus six that's over you don't get anymore yeah then i'm gonna use my last and final um healing word on who should i use it on iron hide or her uh who's close to death i need iron hide feel free i don't have any uh well you don't have any surges okay so i'd have to use all the aura 3d6 plus uh six yes i really don't want to die uh did you roll sorry oh no no sorry i keep forgetting that i have to do that i'm um pretty sick okay that will okay that will revive leora oh yeah sorry jason i'm so i'm so so sorry no no no no no no sure sure um yes i think that's a deal half damage oh no i would get to roll it twice that's what happens okay good i'll roll it again and then i get to choose the best result 29 hit that would be the juice and then damage uh come on stupid thing sorry 3d plus five and i come i'm rolling i'm gonna roll it again um see to see if i can get a better thing um result but i have to i think that's for the attack no no no um the damage um you can reroll each damage die at once but you must use the second um result wait a second then hold on he seems pretty good sure shot right yeah you can reroll the attack and then you can reload all the damage but he has to use the second oh okay okay yeah good i have to rule okay all right let me see if i can get yeah oh come on come on come on better higher than 18 20 cool yeah you just damaged it oh my god i'm so sorry i was next to the that's okay so trader on both sides yeah do i have to reroll it no no i got it i picked that's okay uh dracary's your turn all right it's time to fan the flames fanning the flames one creature taking ongoing fire damage would happen which happens to be there mac um so i am gonna roll this and see what happens it's gonna miss of course should i use my 16 there yeah would that help uh yeah might as well fuck it yeah go for it sure okay 16 plus 16 to 21 fortitude right that'll still miss wait why it's not plus 16 to 21 it's 16 plus 14 so it's 30 oh that'll that'll hit okay that hits okay all right let's see how much damage this thing does for this guy 17 damage it's good does he die no okay good because my effect is i make a secondary attack it's working even harder this time since i hit to each each creature uh it says uh burst one centered on the primary target okay it's only gonna hit him yeah okay so does that mean i use that same move or something yes okay unless it says something different it just says make a secondary attack oh yeah that again okay all right here it is again um miss okay did you bloody him no he was already bloody okay all right that's uh that's good yanward your turn okay um determine yeah and i am going to use uh crack the shot okay you still have all your dailies let's go yeah he's been saving yeah i'm yes to an action point there he's used his action point oh uh after yanward swings and misses something very peculiar is going to happen oh no thermac is going to break apart and turn to ash and fall to the ground because of that mess i did it actually technically technically i was the last person to get hit on him so my kill actually oh thermac tumble at his window holding holding his phylactery thermac uh so carter finally hit the ground oh geez and the black has even fallen that entire time that round yes damn that round six seconds right and we're high up this is a tall tower yes that's hilarious i get it um when there mac dies diane is going to fall to her knees this well seeing as hondo's right next to her he's gonna hold her i guess then she's gonna freeze up she does not know how to respond to that but okay liara is going to stand uh and man fuck this i um she's gonna use diving shot uh she is going to that's no longer a thing she is going to uh shift three spaces dive and fire a crossbow bolt at uh jatzia keep red alive uh and that is going to hit funky jazz i want to counter every time that will kill jet crossbow bolt right to the forehead inward not a fan not a fan of jess yeah she was nice before i swear the red is going to take his sword and kind of slam it into the ground and kneel uh as a sign that he is done fighting he is not fighting you kneel before your king kill him before no no no no no i want to take his helmet off i want to see who that is almost got away with it too that would be a half and if you're darn kids you're meddling bull man um are you requesting that he takes us home yes um the red is going to remove his helmet uh and reveal uh what appears to be a middle-aged tiefling man none of which none of you recognize him i don't know him but the very fact that carter had a tiefling in his employ guarding his his uh his well-being is a bit peculiar i think that is a pretty good time for us to stop this evening congratulations you guys have just defeated zan and carter the game you have defeated we didn't die guys we're all alive more importantly not a single one of you died so it's not like the rest of the army's gonna come up here just like uh kill these guys oh these guys yeah that's been real now i'm gonna get into cleanup over can i get an asterisk on carter's notable kill because i gave him the extra four it's the only way duncan's ever gonna be mentioned on a kill can i get at least can i get the hardboard for i'm joking i'm joking i got gavin so you can give me you can die that's great to me that's all i helped you guys out like a ton i just don't worry it's okay it's cool hey it's life of a buffer i know you're paying don't worry about it i am so excited i got carter i knew it was gonna happen i knew it was gonna happen dude i deserved it this fucking i had to sit on the sidelines a little hole flag that must have been fucking sucky i'm just so shocked that we were all alive you know what's gonna feel really good a nice four hour session jesus i mean we haven't been going that long if you think about it think about it seven hours eight hours eight hours eight hours in this call i had a three and a half hour session with group three before that i've been on since it's been a long long day delmar go get some goddamn sleep yes um i have thank you we have working four hours there's no point in sleeping so yeah there is there's actually point in sleeping that's enough sleep to make it worth it do it yeah either way this has been really great guys like i'm glad that all of us not only could participate in this tonight but we didn't die yeah we won but most times so many times i was the only one at the very beginning that was said that we weren't gonna die and everybody else oh we're gonna die we're gonna die well i never said we were gonna die you that's what i was no it's because it's the thing because then it's the isy method we're pleasantly surprised that we didn't die and everything's so this means we like beat the game right yeah we win yeah this is like is this game over we gotta do rob weezerhan do you think this this is the boss fight that no no no this ain't mass effect final fantasy right world keeps turning guys the next session the next session is us sitting around going now what oh what do you mean now what now we play pirates you may recall there's a dragon that's new game plus that's dragon that's deal c we don't want that yeah group three can go deal with the dragon we're fine we just we just dealt with a tyrannous king we just saved the world so how many nice lovely buckets of xp do we just get from that oh good question that's not a lot of jason's been is dying we're level 15 now yeah jason do you need to go do you not want to chat with us um it's not that i don't want to chat i'll i i can chill for a few more minutes i want to bask in the after though just like anyone else i i it's not real yet okay i i gotta say i have never stuck to something we've been we've been going after carter for about two years yeah dude it's crazy we got that fucker does it feel worth it yeah i thought we were fucking dead like walk into this is like okay we got those four that guy over there carter okay let's let's do this i guess and like i'm looking at this it's like my character is not a tank he's only damaged so he's going to take all this on the chin and we got yenward but he's sidelined with bonitis and like everyone else is ranged it's like nothing nothing against like it was kind of cool to be able to do as well as we did without the heavy hitters for half of the time you know i mean yeah that was really cool we didn't need you yenward that's what everyone's saying i'm a clean up hitter though i won the game who stole the kill that's what it was it's just me i got you jumped in front of me i fucked it up trying to steal i haven't i haven't felt like this much of a team in a long time but like everyone did their part in that battle and i'm sorry for getting snippy towards the end by the way it's it's just i know i was a lot i was being a prick just like we won yeah like every like i said everyone did their part everyone played their role no one was like you know trying to go outside like we didn't get all notable killian stuff you know it was neat well some of us didn't but i must say well well done to diana though because i mean without without her aoe effects yeah this would have been much much harder for it and a hondo is a pain in the ass to keep track of but man that that saved some bacon you're welcome nobody asked about the medallion don't ask about it okay oh yeah diana's currently shot yes victory penis yes it's like the nwo but gross all aboard you guys i wouldn't be everybody everybody who put me on the penis even the red get on the penis everybody right going on an adventure but the magic school bus but that's the beginning of the next episode we blast off in a penis rocket every listener's like what the fuck steel it's like man is still yeah penis oh man we beat the game we did it so excited we can retire carter was a bitch dude yeah for an old guy right like that dude is old i'm kind of glad that we pushed him out the window that seems like very poetic and scar-like and whatnot the only thing that suck is now we have to go back to the bottom of the thing to get the staff but you know well you're gonna go back to the bottom anyway you think that wooden staff held up on that it's not one he never said it was wood i never said what it was it held up it's exactly it's a legendary 10-1 minute it's probably levitating right above the ground yeah oh that means he probably wrote it down so we have to fight him in the bar blast it off on his just some random dragon you get some random person just picks it up yeah we're chasing him down for the next adventure grad it gets her that's our next adventure chasing down the staff tom you said he's a bitch do you mean like he was he was a fucking pain in the ass like yeah it's like every time it's like oh when he pulled fucking draconis over front he's like this motherfucker and then i remembered that an action point like all right go ahead yeah again as you were can't do it twice if you said andy did it again no i'd be prepared to lose friends oh and he heals his entire team again for it's like no spit on the ground it's the end of earthbound when that happened when that happened the first time my heart did sink though i was like oh no oh it was supposed to make your heart sink it's like we're doing really well and they all get 20 hit points because that was seriously it was seriously like and another hour i know yeah it's just it's just that was me fucking me over it's the final fantasy 7 music just relooping the same 30 seconds going we fucking did it guys i don't care about that good in-game content coming up jason so what's gonna happen this red feller yeah i would have found it one five minutes and also well oh hi uh i have to deal with we have to make a workforce we have to get uno's body and take her to get the reward i have to revive her what are you talking about that's the other sucky thing is that's the staff isn't there and i have to wait for deal with diana's mental stuff before going down there and getting the staff i'm okay i'm gonna leave the show the cost of while you all do that i'll help hey i'll i'll do i'm there we can go to the dungeon now now that we did this we can go down to the dungeon oh yeah you guys are glazing over one important fact what's that the window uh it kind of needs to be a new king no there doesn't this is this is this is this is the opportunity for this place to become a republic forget kingdoms if if we if there's still a city there needs to be a new king okay listen whoa whoa whoa king duncan that's all i'm saying there you go fuck it i don't care there we go do this for like 90 hours oh well everyone's still warden kill a king and put on his crown doesn't make you the king okay dude but it will next week when i'm walking around with the crowd next okay uh i i should mention next week i'll be out of town yep oh well we're gonna play without you jason rob's gonna do next week the return of the mouth this is the coup this is the coup we're playing him why did i send my mother to atlanta cut it yeah we can always still chase down malchus that's another route we can take we got so much to do we gotta find out where rodswell is how he's doing oh yeah where the fuck's he in dungeons i thought he might have been right somehow what is that you're gonna kill your dad on account of you trade am i gonna kill my dad yes i don't know it depends on what my dad says i think my dad's prisoner right now so hey son oh yeah he might be in the dungeons hey dad we can all go through the bars their weapons and kill yeah duncan has convinced himself that rodswell's a prisoner so you know yeah makes sense because he doesn't want to believe that he turned sides you know i like how everyone has something to do immediately when we get back like duncan has his dad to worry about there's a staff downstairs that fell from an old man uh got a hammer house and stuff with uh yenward it's gonna be great you still got your deal with liara so yeah and yeah i gotta talk to both of them i gotta i uh i gotta do drugs i guess that's my thing what else uh i got drugs to do don't you have something else to do though i guess i'm a drug addict i never have anything i'd never have anything else to do that's the most important thing you got to uh bury uh francoise yeah my little mage buddy we left him down there remember the time we beat carter wasn't that great that was awesome that was pretty cool yeah took a while i can't wait for the show to go up i can't wait for it to go up tonight like right after this you're gonna start right now is that how it's gonna work you need to get something to eat and you need to take a long nap you need to get something to eat and then you need to get your ass to editing jason yeah you know you work job okay i got i got two days left before i go to california for a week i got the inspectors two to get done i got uh a group three i got a group two to post thank you god jamie so now i don't have to stay up all night editing to get the monday content up oh my god i love you um and then this eight hour monstrosity that i'll have to sift through yeah jason i want to be on inspectors again sometime that was a lot of fun that was a lot of fun yeah yeah that would be fun yeah i got a gmt to record later in the week but i can do that in california so i'm fine does rob no longer do inspectors like as the it's jamie rob yeah it's jamie jamie no offense to rob she's better you know what rob's better rob's niche is being a character on inspectors that's the best thing he's ever done i know i i totally agree but he was really really quite good he was great it was raining that day yeah i know it was it was really good i was that was hard not to laugh over his lines though like as fun as this is i don't think i've ever had as much fun as when we were playing inspectors like that that was great yeah oh man well like the actual dnr thing is it's it's ups and downs it's like the carter thing is like the reason there's such a like that feels so good is because you chase that motherfucker for two years to finally get him and then you kick him out a window like bin laden dude right it's supposed to like if i if i do my job correctly then it's supposed to make you feel like big damn heroes that's the point that's i feel like a pretty big fucking hero dude i i got the next like um thing already for ironhide like it's gonna be an awesome new story arc like it's over though like like the whole bullshit with carter all the other old shit is all is dead and now we can just do something new yeah like duncan could look for his real dad yeah can work and look for his real dad yeah dad party for everybody maybe our dads are hanging out together yeah yeah maybe oh shit um um i'm sorry uh hondo he also has to check up on his kids yeah um i'm gonna they're not my kids i'm saying like your kids as in like the jerry lewis thing like you know what because i'm gonna throw this yes i'm kidding yeah because when i i associate jerry lewis with black no no the whole dad never mind oh no then you wouldn't be responsible exactly there right that's right while we're all here i'm gonna throw an idea out there real quick in terms of who's in charge of the city no okay later hold on just do it just one more what if we turn it over to the white ravens yeah that's probably best option for good day okay listen i don't think i don't personally i don't think it i mean we did kill car but i don't think it's in our hands to decide who no that's why i'm saying you're gonna get a set i'm not saying we put the white ravens in charge i'm saying we let them decide what to do we let them figure it out you dump it on them no because well okay they've been fighting it's just okay think about it think about it it's like us retaking germany right what about the germans who uh who uh um what i'm looking for who uh still loyal to hitler about them sympathizers sympathizers exactly that that's the white raven something to figure out they're better at this well it's just like you can't have real one we don't do this they're they're the like it's they're the ones that you know kind of got this whole thing going in motion yeah so it kind of makes sense for us to go like you know we'd like to see a democracy like you know we're putting you in charge to make sure that gets done we got other stuff to do mainly because i don't want this i don't want our next few sessions to turn into uh the prequels to star wars where we're sitting around and out oh yeah no senate you know we can talk about the beacon the beacon the beacon there's a lot of loose threads yeah well we'll talk about stuff on the facebook page the next couple weeks okay we have bombs let's just blow it up let's just um i'm gonna i'm gonna tag in as much as possible like i said the next two days i'm going to try to get as much work as i can done because i'm kind of i'm just gonna be driving all over california after that good luck getting packed and everything man yeah thank you very much it's yeah you have a lot of super stressful but worth it now you got to put big x's over the eyes of your avatar and skype yeah i'm gonna be changing it yeah you know what the good thing is though jason is that with the jet lag you're actually going to be normal in california yeah from the time difference and the yeah yeah yeah oh that whole thing's gonna be weird just driving around looking for a place all right saving a shitload of money though so i'm going to go to bed yeah i gotta go i got class tomorrow well thank you thank you all so much for sitting down that's awesome thank you jason yeah thank you no problem night guys good night see you guys bye bye love you