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And Ryan! Hey everyone, I'm Ryan and I play Yegman, the Stone Paladin. And Ian. I'm Ian Hee Him and I play Corvus Eben, the Human Cleric. And last and certainly not least, Susan. Hi, I'm Susan and I play Jolná Elri, the Quar Artificer. Well, things are picking up now, guys. I'm really excited because someone's gonna die today. And I'm- Wow! Okay. Whoa, okay, wait. Back up? I've always wanted to start a session that way and give no context. It's like, one of you- It's armor that says otherwise, Jesus. One of you will not make it out of this. And I mean, players.

It was almost me last time, somebody else. That's like that Arrested Development episode where it's like, one of these people will die and they flash like a random one-off character in there. All right, all right. She's some angry racist white lady, so you're like, "Meh, fine." By the way, introducing a new NPC today, racist white lady. Okay. But it's WH. It's a white, like a ghoul. Yeah, like the undead. Yes. Grandma? So, using the Ghost Tube, you managed to cut out quite a lot of travel time, which means you're pretty damn close to Toussaint. Which means you'll probably beat the competition.

This is more of a just-in-case. You don't know that these demigods mean anybody any harm. They could just be poking around, or they're looking for a fight. Who knows? I need a couple of things. One, Ian, I need you to do me a favor and roll a religion check, please. Here we go. Oh, 18. Let's tackle that in a moment. I need a flat d20 for travel. I call on... Oh. I need to stop rolling. No one asked you, Ryan. Oh no. You know what? I was gonna call on Ryan anyway. Everyone, that's a three at home. That's traditionally good in D&D, right? It's a magic number. That's the witch number.

That's how many hours it takes us to get to the city. So the lower the better. Yes. You're not making me feel any better about that roll. So the continent was a dragon. Oh. Whoa. Hell yeah. It's just dragons stacked on top of dragons all the way down. Super metal, but you're all very dead. Let's get back to that religion roll. After you guys get done upchucking and you're kind of getting your stuff together and you're like, "Okay, whoo, that was, you know, that discombobulated me for a little bit." Except for I think Yonah. Yonah was fine. Like, yeah. Okay. Yeah, I felt nothing.

Okay. Which stands to reason you're from the continent. Yeah, I'm ghost-tubed in my day. You're absolutely ghost-tubed. You're just being humble. Like, "Oh, I don't know what it is either." Oh yeah. "Uh, uh, uh, right guys?" It's gonna feel... How could I put this best? You know, okay. You ever, uh, you're sitting at home and you're on the computer and you're right in the middle of like two or three things, right? You got a movie over here. You might be writing or editing something. You might, you know, lots of stuff. Especially for those who have multiple screens.

And then there's a power outage. And there's that part of your lizard brain that acts as if you were running full force on a treadmill and everything just stopped. It's a... Oh, like you're, like... It just... That's what it's gonna be like for Corvus, but spiritually. Oh goodness. It's probably a very unnerving and kind of frightening... Like, you feel like there is a complete absence of anything out there. Any connection you might have had. It's just like, boom. Lights go out. And after a few moments, the lights are gonna kind of flicker back on, that feeling, but it's totally different.

It's like... It's... If you could put a sight and smell and feel it. Like, it's like, oh man, when I think of the gods, I think of like warm apple strudel. Like, it's just... It's really comforting. It's like a... Now it's totally different. It's like, well, you're getting shrimp. It's like... Like, it's just totally different. It's a different experience. So I imagine for Corvus, it's like, wait, was that the ghost tube? Did that do that? But it doesn't go away as you're standing there. It just feels... Really, it's a different vibe. Oh man. Yeah, so he's like yarfin' in the snow.

And like, all this is happening is like, oh no, something else? Hell yeah. Yeah, I guess I think he involuntarily looks at Yegman and just like stares at him with like his mouth like dripping saliva and stuff like that. And breathing real heavy. I don't think Yegman's gonna be... No, I don't think he's gonna be feeling too well. Because if I remember right, I don't know why. So... He'll probably like catch a glance, because he's probably looking around. He'll probably catch a glance at... You know what? He's gonna grab the... just like a pack of water that he has.

Just toss it at you. Like, you got something just kind of right there. Just like pointing at your chin. Grab the water and try and drink it. And I think he just like involuntarily looks up at the sky. Like looks up into the heavens. And I think he's trying to like... I think he's trying to like make a connection somehow. Because this is where he gets his power from. Like this is where he gets like not only like a sense of spirituality, but also like his abilities. And everything just sort of like power surged. Can I try and cast something? Yes. Let me see. Let me see what I got.

Let me see what makes sense. Fireball. Thunderfly. Avalanche. Yeah, now's not the best time for that. I think I want to... I think I'll just cast... I'll try and cast guidance on myself. Like just a cantrip to like see if I can sort of infuse myself with like the guidance of the Raven Queen at all. So yeah, I like touch myself trying to breathe heavy and that like ethereal green light and smoke sort of like starts coming out. Or does it? What happens? Well, I'm going to keep with this food analogy. So... This is very much reminiscent of what happened before that feeling.

Utility wise it does the same stuff, but that source is different. It's like, okay, in the north and northwest, the place that's always open, no matter when you stop on the road is Denny's. Is it the best food? Heavens no. But it's always there. I think that's their slogan. But in the south, it's Waffle House. Always open, always there. Is it the best? Who can say? But that's kind of what's going on now. You're getting the Waffle House version of the stuff. It's like, wow, this is weird. This is different. It feels like faster, like more, more, not potent, but it's like, boom, wow.

What service? This is great. But it feels a little colder. It doesn't feel like it's done specifically for Corvus. It's an assembly line thing. It's like, boom, here you go. Got it. Oh, weird. Weird. Yeah, so he has a spell and I think he's just going to whisper to himself, I'm not connected to her anymore. I don't know if I'm connected to anything anymore. Oh my God. Oh my God, I'm not connected to anything. Okay, at that point, I think Yankman would kind of stand up. Hold on. All right, calm down. Just take a seat. Hyperventilating, hyperventilating. He'll be out there like trying to get like probably hands on your shoulders now that you're sitting, got an eye to eye.

Like, okay, breathe in, out. Just go through that a couple of times. Like, okay, what are you talking about? Like once the things start to calm down. Oh my God, you don't even know. And you don't even know and you have to know. And there's nothing anymore. What are you talking about? I can't, I don't, I can't. And we have to go to Saun. This is too much. This is too much. Okay. I think you just need to breathe. Get a little bit of water. Maybe you're just like dehydrated or something. But we're closer to Saun, so let's start walking as soon as you feel better. He stands up immediately and he's like, we have to go.

We have to go now. Like, and he's like stumbling through the snow because like there's way too much stuff going on. Like we getting to Saun is like a goal that he can accomplish. And so he's just like, so he just starts walking. So he'll chase after you and as soon as you like you start to stumble he'll kind of like jump underneath Your arm like as you start to fall off balance a little bit Um, and he'll kind of act as like a crutch on one side Just to help stabilize help get you on your feet Uh, yeah, he'll lean into he'll lean into your weight And he's like, we've got to get we just kind of get to sign.

We just kind of get to sign. We gotta get to sign We'll get there. We'll get there We gotta go. Don't you feel it? Don't you? Don't you feel it? Feel what? The the barfing that was not good Yeah, no i'm not talking about the ghost maybe it is I don't know it's Everything's different i'm different we got rid of it Okay, well I was thinking about the drumming but I I think you're taking it in a different direction you don't feel any different How so Try casting something Okay, uh You know try casting shield of fate Let's abandon food metaphors for now. No, I lied.

Um, so Going on Still piggybacking off of that feeling where it doesn't feel It doesn't feel as uh, mom and pop. It doesn't feel as warm, right? Um, it's like you wanted some pringles and italy gave you three fucking feet of pringles and it's it's like that's great whoo, um that's that's That's probably too good. That's too effective too efficient. So it you cast it. It's like bam shield It feels like it was just like It was a power Always around you you just decided to turn it on But you don't necessarily feel connected to the deity who did that okay, so And corpus is just like pointing at you like It is his hands probably like I don't know like at your hip like because he's casting it on you and like it happens He's kind of like Uh, it just like pulls his hand up and just kind of like looking at his hand Okay, it it is different What do you know about this everything nothing, I know everything and I know nothing and I'm a part of it and you're you are a part of it and we have to get to saan Oh, okay.

Hold on. Let's take a step back You know everything and nothing That confuses me you think you're confused Okay, um, let's how about that keep walking And Start to tell me about it I Can't I can't I can't right now I'm processing a lot I'm just processing a lot and I just want to get to saan and I just want us all to get to saan And I just want us all to tell everyone there what's happening I that's all I can process right now Okay, that's fair Let's just get to saan And I grab you by the armor and pull you and say no one else can know And then I lean into your ear and everyone has to know You keep confusing me, um What does that mean Just like as like we're like kind of like face to face Like he's just still like kind of really confused uh, corvus just looks like he's about to cry and he he just Realizes that he's grabbed onto you and like touched you without consent and he's like He lets go and he just says I'm, sorry And and then he turns around No, no, no, come here. Like he takes your hand around like his shoulders And then like puts his other hand as much as he can like kind of like around your waist of like, okay We're just gonna get to saan and he just looks forward and then starts walking I feel like once you guys are vomiting in each other's arms the touching without consent thing is like the least Seeing each other naked, you know, I mean That's just how corvus thinks and no I totally get it.

I mean, it's just like you guys are tight. You're fine Can I get everybody to do me a favor and give me a perception check, please i'm looking for a relatively high check Oh, I can do perception Okay, ryan you're due oh thank god, I was like you're not due never mind, please don't let 14 be that Got a thing Corvus, yes You're You're obviously out in in the elements here and uh, there's been a really soft snowfall for a while it's it's It's super quiet out every once in a while. There'll be this gust of wind and like the trees are are are rustling But most of all it's just that Of just your footsteps in the snow And you're gonna hear something Shifting and you're gonna you're gonna realize like wait, that's that's that's not us It sounds a little larger and out of the corner of your eyes You're going to see two yetis stand up out of the snow and They're just gonna charge at you so let's get you a map I can't process all of this Did you guys get a long rest before is fella still have wounds, um, let me check She's still got some wounds.

Yeah, I feel like we we did rest but I don't know if we stayed the night though So I know she got patched up so maybe I could roll a couple Hit die real quick. Yeah. Yeah, please. Okay I don't know if I should be encouraged that you said please Is two yetis they big okay, so there's okay. Hang on. I'm gonna close out a combat tracker. Okay um I forgot how to fight with this character It's been a long time There we go. That's better. Uh, uh Welcome to make it a good one. Thank you. Yes. Okay, that's as good as we're gonna get right now I'm a liar Just that extra little yips, you know, I was like You know what those two as seen last episode can be the difference between life and death Apparently i'm targeting you somehow I think you did some healing on me in the fields.

Oh, right Do you know what? I love about these yeti picks? These yetis have skipped leg day a lot and there's something so weird about them being they really have They kind of got dad bogs a little bit where just a little bit of a punch kind of barrel chest It's like drink it in like they're not you know what I mean? It's intimidating I mean, this is this is peak performance. It may not look great, but this is what This is what peak performance is And they're just kind of like motioning Do me a favor everybody roll initiative How do I take off spirit gardening effects too?

Why a nat 20 on initiative? Wow every fucking time Oh no guys, what's up, dude today's the best for last Guys rolled a zero everybody I love that. He's one of the people who like Saw this about to happen, but he's like, let's see where they're going with this I feel like maybe he's just like the fuck is that and was so focused on those are fairy tale creatures Just pulled out his popcorn. He's just staring a five for yeti number one and Yeti number dose A one okay, okay Okay Dexterity one is better than zero it is. Yeah, they're not you would think a one would be dead last and you would be wrong Hey this I might be dead before I get to go.

We'll see that is so negative That happened once already It's true so what are the odds of it happening twice james You're the one who started the show saying someone's gonna die. That's true. Oh shit if it happens now i'm gonna feel terrible Oh, I didn't know you're gonna roll a three It's okay I do like that ryan It's it's really tough to walk away for a month and stay in that mindset, but he ended the last Episode rolling a one and he just kept it going right into the next month. Like that's that's method. I think you're muted shame Shame I have yet to roll above a 10 today.

That's all I was saying. I mean Save it for combat We're kicking things off with vella round one As always the question has to be how ferocious Would you say he's yeti's lush? I mean look at that pose like they clearly great huggers They they're basically welcoming you in like, okay These things are like nine feet tops like burger and like they're trying to you know Oh Is bella is bella gonna take that hug? Could I I almost want to make a quick roll to see if she's so like disoriented from just like being sick That she hasn't put two and two together like I want to hug that Okay, and instead could maybe This is This is a time where being nauseous could help you You just don't think so do me a favor give me a con save and if it's uh If it's 12 or higher Nope, okay delay then she'd be like, I don't see the problem Corvus oh man big bro snow boys big bro snow boys All right.

Well first things first corvus is gonna read the back of his shield where all of his prayers are written and He's going to say Uh our lady raven queen. Nope. Um, uh, Give us your bl- nope, and then he's just gonna be uh birds and um He's so frazzled by this experience but Uh still they're gonna be these spectral ravens that encircle him around in a big protective circle, however, because like because these birds like emanate from his power and now they're not coming from that they're sort of like Infused with something else like they're these birds, but they have the head of mad As well And so they're like these weird spectral ravens with dragonborn heads that are just like flying around and he's just like no This is not what I wanted at this time Man we have hit upon someone's fetish out there and I good for you like do it the two people Good for you two people Um, okay, so i'm gonna cast that as an action.

Let me draw a little circle. I think it's a fifth centered on Me so when the big boy starts his turn the party is unaffected by this um, i'm just seeing if When the creature enters the area for the first time. Okay, so he is gonna have to make a um a saving throw, so let me oh What if it rolls a 20 for its well then it saves um Uh, let's see that was wisdom too that would have fuck you Yeah, yeah, literally it has a one in wisdom, um, it takes half damage, so hopefully this will Do half. Yes, it did. Okay 19 in half so i'm gonna move back a little bit and that'll be my turn so I can get yegman in the uh, Circle, okay Yolma you are up Okay Don't forget you are vulnerable to all forms of physical damage.

Why? The the armor Oh Yeah Yeah Okay, well still feeling the pain of that I guess um Y'all must feel in a little uh, I guess uh vulnerable is good word. Um, so she will immediately try to become more defensible and cast mirror image so she's going to like Do a few taps on her new arm band glowy like iron man. Uh A forearm piece and she's gonna press a few pieces and then all of a sudden like three, uh, y'all are gonna appear So now there's like four of them And they're all just standing in this five foot square So you don't know which one's the real y'all know all of them look exactly the same There's no discernible difference Well, that's going to confuse and enrage them Like it got really blurry all of a sudden yeah No, no, there's four of them not blurry there looks like there's four y'all nuts standing there.

It's just a k-pop group like Yes And then they start breaking into dance and it's pretty and it's sick Um, but that's one action. So And then i'm gonna stay in the middle of the group because I feel Like i'll take a lot of damage if I if anything happens So that's it not very exciting just four y'all Yeah, wait a second if I call upon you at a certain point Due to a dice roll And you sing Everybody gets inspiration. Oh my gosh No pressure like you don't have to but here's the thing let's save it for like A few couple rounds in let's see how things are things are going Okay Uh, does it have to be? a group band Probably I I think the group depends on a dice roll.

I think like that. I think that's only fair Yeah, I may have to look up lyrics. I know that's okay. I'll try to i'll try to stick to popular I'm, notoriously bad at remembering lyrics Oh, that's better Yeagman Um, let's see, so i'm gonna want to he's gonna be wanting to stay inside kind of this zone of protection here so he's going to reach his hand up in the air and kind of Grasp at something and it's gonna be a guiding bolt so normally it's just just like a glowing line that he just kind of grabs onto, um the throw but this one's gonna look like it's kind of like 4k quality just like very nice pristine.

It's not like, you know, very fuzzy and glowing it's it looks like just like a yellow spear and he's gonna Chuck it at yeti, too see something happens Oh, oh no All right guys, oh no, oh that's another three, uh, so that's a seven total, uh, it's gonna go a bit wide He's gonna look at his hand like I gotta get used to this That's what it's gonna be oh no Okay, yeti number one Maybe they'll roll roll just as poorly so This yeti Is gonna roll on up here. Uh, does it have to do anything? Does it because there's birds? Yes, when he enters again, um NAB birds Um, let me roll there's a bunch of bird nads everywhere just this is Oh, sorry.

I don't think I had him targeted. There we go. What's that? Oh, it was almost a 19 rolls a three That's a four total gonna fail Okay, so he takes 3d8 radiant damage kapow these birds Them some bright birds. Yeah, and I I got it like Um, they say something as they go by as nad jason. What what would that be? Uh Something to do with light. Well, it's a good light pun. Um, I can't think of a dad joke on the spot Where's a dad when I need one? Oh, no You know for me they just come in the moment. I can't think about it too hard Yeah, see I can't think it's it's nad as a bird.

So it's just be like call like just like the entire time But like a like, you know like a bunch of these john goodman birds Is this that singer again? No, this is the dragonborn Yeah, oh That corvus has a crash up Well, I think then let's swing at corvus let's let's do that I think that's fair Uh two claw attacks Jesus He has a plus 11. So with a seven that's an 18 and it'll miss one more time, baby oh Six well miss I feel like vella would probably step in now once it's posed a threat to her friends. That's fair. Okay Um I feel like what she would do I'm trying to think if she would kind of Oh, no, that's the whole map.

I want to move myself I almost want to say she'd come here to help protect Yana a little bit, you know from the other one And to be honest if she sees that one swinging at corvus she'll probably be like well shit I don't want to get flanked or something and whip out her short bow and try and shoot at the other one much like yeggman did But with advantage since it has not gone yet. Okay, because that is an assassinate feature So let's do that Oh, thank god, let's drop a five to take a 16 24 will hit okay, and then sneak it. Uh, yes, I think I can do a sneak attack because I had advantage on that So that's 4d6 at level seven Holy 19 19 Okay, so plus 19 to the damage Uh, here we go Thank god 29 woof Yeah, okay.

Thank you. Yeti number two, uh says fucking how uh, and it's gonna wander right up here and just Just just let's just swing it fella. Let's just do that. Uh claw Oh, no There's our first crit of the night ladies and gentlemen, we're rolling on the table strike now Real quick. Does that yeti get affected by the uh, bird dance He's not really touching them. I would like to use my uncanny dodge to have whatever damage this is Fair, uh, so Yeah, uh, so okay. Wait, hang on i've got i've got something for this Oh, okay. I thought maybe it was just a crit one, but I think it's I can actually Oh when you Okay, when you are a creature you can see within 30 feet suffers a critical hit You can turn that hit into a normal hit Um, so any effects triggered by a critical hit are cancelled um So i'm gonna use my reaction to change that you still get hit but it's not a critical hit anymore.

Thank you I'm gonna say vella and uh, one of the birds is gonna land on your shoulder and go go Oh If she wasn't drawing a bow I imagine she would stroke its beautiful john goodman face Regular damn it damn it did it anyway, but we're taking half of that. Thank you Thank you for letting me roll those anti, uh, so 18 Okay Understandable, but rude and that'll bring up gais the anchor the the team captain The the old guy No Do not say captain ever again james has done his time as team captain Uh, did we get our spell slots back or no? I mean, I don't think we took a long rest.

I don't think you did. Yeah. Oh, that's unfortunate I was gonna dominate this beast, but I can't Oh, no, can you try gently? Maybe i'll just rub it see what happens. I mean it's basically asking for it. Okay, let's do Uh, and you're gonna have to draw a square for me. I don't know how sure okay, i'm gonna cast erupting earth no on Yeti number two Okay, so that's a 20 foot cube I obviously don't want to hit anyone else Okay, choose a point that you can see on the ground within range Okay, fountain of churned earth and stone erupts in a 20-foot cube centered on that point Each creature in that area must make a dexterity saving throw Creature takes 3d12 bludgeoning damage on a failed save or half as much damage on a successful one Oh seven I'm gonna say that's a that's a fail What's that against Oh, it'd be your spell safety.

See I guarantee you it's more than seven. You're fine Okay, so 3d12 bludgeoning damage and additionally the ground in that area becomes difficult terrain until cleared Each five foot square portion in the area requires at least one minute to clear by hand Well bummer Go ahead Do you want you to roll the damage sure please do yes Okay 17 and and and as a bonus action I'm going to cast shillelagh Now some of these spells have components, right? Do we do we take those into consideration or no? Yes, um, but If it's uh, if it's something like I need a bird feather or something like that We kind of assume you have that if it's I need 500 gold worth of diamonds like it's like no Missile mistletoe and a shamrock leaf.

Yeah. Yeah, you probably got that. Okay, i'd like to cast shillelagh on my staff then Okay and then uh instead of strength I use the Well my spell uh spell casting ability instead of strength I want everyone to zoom in And pay attention to the care That some artist took to draw the furry bulges on these yetis Oh hashtag furry bulges, yeah, there's a distinct shadow line there is So everybody at home picture like um Picture like an overgrown coin pouch or like, uh, it's like a large hairy man with a fanny pack like Or Are these female yetis? I don't know.

I I mean That would explain the pose like it's just drink it in like just I've read about this bears have this they have like rough coarse fur in their crotch area to like protect their Gentitles It is cold It's very cold That is the end of round one everybody let's go to round two boom we're kicking things off with yeti number one Well Uh, oh does he start his turn? Yeah, go ahead. Can I ask one question? Yeah with with that shillelagh Is there a way to actually cast it so the math works out or? There should be hold on. Oh those abominable yeti grundles Oh, there it is, yeah So when I attack I just use that Yeah, you target yourself and then blam All right, so we're starting our uh starting our turn Okay, let me uh, let me have him roll a wisdom saving throw 13 that's still a failure All right, take some radiant damage as these birds collide into his side Into his bulge into his bulge.

Oh no Because birds are out here playing dirty. Yep, they're going to high they're going low And it's just So after they get done pecking at extremities This yeti is gonna is gonna mean mug this shit out of corpus just mean mug and we're gonna use chilling gaze We're gonna let's see see we do so chilling gaze I Legit gotta chill as you said that I don't know where that came from the gaze It was weird Obviate he targets one creature could see within 30 feet the target can see the yeti target must succeed on a dc 18 constitution saving throw 18 constitution Oh my god. All right.

Well Oh lay it on me Do you want to roll to see like oh do I have to roll it or I thought it was like, uh, yeah I can make it. Yeah. Yeah, i'll do that. I'll do i'll do either way. However, you want to I want to do empower you awesome I I appreciate that It's uh, it's still pride month and I did hang out with the chilly gaze and i'm gonna give you flash of genius Oh, thank you. Yeah, so i've come up with the ability for solutions under pressure. So i'm like, uh, Don't fall for it. Corvus and You it's awakening things in me. It's got a huge bulge But you feel You get plus five to your saving throw because I hit I grant you my intelligence modifier to your name Oh my goodness ability check or saving throw Damn Yeah, that might help me because charisma or cons not super great.

Oh, that's okay all right, and I get a plus one for my uh, Is that a charisma role? Is it? Right. Yeah. Yeah. Okay on saving throw for the plus six here we go You're fine Well, okey-doke Jesus that's that's my one of my 20 stats. I have two in charisma. So Uh corvus your your robot Um, he's peeking over his shield, uh right into the crotch of this Yeti and It's more than he can process at this time. He's like stop awakening things at me and he's going to Try and he's gonna pull out a shovel and try and bash this thing right in the tummy. Oh, okay first Give me The punchy mace here we go a hit a hit I do Yes Awesome that took forever to show up on my screen.

Yes, tony will hit right. Here's the damage six But then he's also like splitting off of that shovel Symbioti like coming out of it in this ethereal green light Uh splits off a second shovel that sort of hovers and floats in the air in front of the In front of the yeti i'm gonna cast as a bonus action a spiritual weapon sec What's the circle around me this five-foot circle? I don't know. Oh, did you ever is it like a clone? Trying to move it, but I don't seem to be able to It's just following me. You know what i'm not gonna worry about. Uh, i'll put it.

Uh, i'll put it Uh right Here the spiritual weapon, okay And boom done Oh, oh, that's cool I like that. That's very cool. I like that too. I got a bunch of cool Shovel though But you cast that it's going to 27 hit. All right Then you do a little bit of damage For that as well the shovel bang hits the yelli right on his butt and uh, uh spanks in this glowing green shovel And that'll be my turn and then it's just hanging out there All right, getting number two Still arms wide bulge in the wind. It's going to be like one of those paintings where the eyes follow you and it's Like Is there like a slight jostle with the wind it's I mean, I mean, yeah like it's When the wind it's like a it's like a weather sock it's it's it's telling you Okay, my entire reason for being there was just to get a disappointed head knot from susan I got to keep pushing this because I was like reading something trying to prep my next turn in my own space and i'm like No When when he when he inhales to roar do they raise up?

Oh, yeah We need we need specifics here. Well, okay Uh yeti anatomy is a little different than our own. So when when they take in a breath Um, the bulge actually puffs out. It's a defense mechanism. So it's like uh It's like a frog's throat Yeah, yeah, it's gorgeous. It ain't got yeah, so We got another one I was gonna drop it. This is james's fault Let's do cold breath a 30 foot cone Oh, I don't like that. Oh, yeah, it's a big and let's do Uh, and it's coming let's see coming From here. Yeah everybody here. Let's let's just do this. So cold breath everybody.

Give me a con saving throw Dang it. I was helping on p dexterity. I don't still have your bonus. Do I susan probably? Think so. Sorry. Thank you. Anyway Does the circle help for anything? Nat 20 What? Nice Um celebrate no the the the spectral ravens do nothing They're just yeah, they're just offense. Okay. So that's just like oh no. Yeah. Yeah Everybody that is rolling does get a plus one. Oh, okay because aura of perfection All right, uh, okay so Yegman corbis yelna, uh, let's get you guys targeted. Oh And you guys Is this a magic attack Uh, I mean it's just them breathing cold air so I don't think it counts as a magic attack.

No I'm of the mountain and I can't remember if that does anything We wrote it and I forgot Uh, hold on, uh Cold air climates, so bother me I have a resistance to cold damage. There we go Okay, well i'm gonna take you out of this But i'm gonna catch you in just a minute because you're gonna take half damage just like uh, just like bella. Okay Everybody 10 d8 cold damage 44 that went like solely on me. I was like, uh, hold on a second. Yeah, what happened there? Hold on You should have got 22 Well, I hate that I hate that 44 to everyone it hit right Yeah, no, uh anybody who dot so Oh yelna has resistance which means it's halved.

So even though she failed to check So you had damage already I did I was trying to go back to see It did half damage 18 I had so I should have 40 total did Okay, I think it's sword Oof oh jesus y'all know you are up Oh, I don't like that that wasn't fun it's rough So The y'all knows all of them in sync are gonna go bye bye. Bye Um, oh wait, that's she's saying there Bye, bye. No way. That's counting You do not get off that just say baby first It sounded in tune to me Um No, but I can't take it do it anyways because that's I engage with one of them I think all right, never mind I mean you could take the disengage action Can I is that something I could do anybody could do that?

Okay, I disengage, okay And go bye Okay, there we go Um, and then she's going Both of the all nuts are gonna lift up a javelin even though one's only doing damage, but it's cool. I will Okay, the disengage action eats your action Okay, does it okay? Yeah, so know that before you do it Yeah, still gonna do it because she's she's vulnerable baby. She's nearly died a lot That's fair I think Uh That's it i've just seen if I had anything else nope, that's it Bella Right. Well, I did not like that. So, um she's gonna Ready her rapier than in response and try and slash at Yeti, too I still have the effect of being unconscious On the table.

Yep. Sorry No, no, I just didn't know if that would affect anything. Okay. Oh, yes everything. Okay Really hard to do stuff when you're unconscious All right, so she's going to with a plus three because of Yeagman, correct Or is it two plus two? Sorry Because i'm next to yeagman and we're both fighting Uh with her rapier then is it plus two or plus three? Sorry use your words ryan. No. No, I was asking you instead of flanking Right. Oh, oh, I thought it was a buff from right. No Yeah, you only get a plus two because you're okay. Sorry. I couldn't you have to be the other side to get advantage, right?

I was having a brain fart. I was like no Okay, 23 will hit. All right. Well since another ally is within five feet of it. I do get my sneak attack So that's 4d6 Plus 15. Thank god for being a rogue And then as a bonus action i'm going to use Steady aim so I can give myself advantage on the next attack roll um because i'm not moving so what i'm thinking is she's going to Use her rapier see how that works and then try and deliver a more precise blow on her next Turn to get advantage Okay, uh, that was 24 damage for everybody at home. By the way, that's a lot of damage.

That's my turn. Sorry. Thank you Gaius you are up lots of hurt people Uh Gaius would definitely have a problem with not necessarily a child but a young person getting hurt So he is going to cast healing word on Corvus, oh, that's a bonus action too. Awesome Hey, jason. Yeah How long? Ago was the conversation with between corvus and jegman Not very Because I did cast shield of faith on him Oh is that how long does that last it's it's 10 minutes so that's oh no no no, okay If it were an hour, yeah, but not 10 minutes, okay. Okay. That was just a bonus action.

You ready ready for some more pain All right, of course you are. Well, i'm always ready for pain um That makes sound like that's my that's my thing. It's not my thing if that's that helps Let's cast uh, oh You probably won't be able to cast him Why unless healing words a cantrip? Because you can't cast two spells in one. Oh Right. Okay. Well, then let me just hit him then that's that works. Shillelagh the heck out of me. Yeah Now when we were talking about shillelagh before um, did I have to cast anything on myself? Yes So what you do is target yourself Use the effect and then that'll just be on you like you don't have to do it every time Okay Got it Bonneville yeti number one Let's do it Cast and attacks the same thing, right?

Yes Gah, uh, that is a three total of six that's gonna miss good. Good news is the pain's over. So next Yeah All right, so he's going to Quickly bring out his melee weapons and he's going to run around to the other side of the yeti and Try to do some uh techie attackies So the first thing is he's going to take the spear Uh while he kind of braced the the back end of it underneath his arm Uh, like in his armpit and he's going to try to shove forward and lean into that Yes, I also get advantage trigger this one 26 will hit okey-dokey Hi-yah Oh eight damage Okay And then he's going to set up with A stab from his blade of war pick.

So after he Dug his spear in he's gonna pull his spear out and on the way out with his other hand take his bladed war pick and try to stab into this yeti let's Go Oh hold on I have two little picks, why do I have two? Oh, okay the all hit Because you have nothing but weapons on your back. Yeah, that's true 21 will hit okay four damage and then i'm going to trigger um Forget the name of it, but it's saying that every Uh divine smite, there we go. Okay, fine. Smite is going to be an extra 2d8 And how does that make the attack look different? Especially now that you don't know I don't Maybe at this point like it's just the blade that has a fine hue to it There's gonna be an extra nine damage to it if you could apply that to serve Sure.

Yeah, sure. Sure. Sure. And that will be my turn Guys that's the end of round two Oh Uh Round three coming up yelna Oh, okay. Okay, i'm ready. Uh, so y'all nut is going uh, but All of them are gonna lift up a javelin and then this like slingshot on connected from their elbow to like their shoulder comes up and Uh, they pull back the javelin which is inside the slingshot and then the slingshot goes taught And then adds casting catapult on the javelin. So if it hits it's gonna do a shit ton of damage Hopefully, um, I didn't even say which one one Okay, so catapult, let's see if this hits Yes, oh that's a safe so four is a failure obviously, yes, okay So what this does is this catapult? make does It does It make does damage yes it make does things first bludgeoning damage Three from a javelin.

Yeah, that's what the catapult does on top of the javelin damage. Okay first Bludgeoning damage 16 and then Okay, and then this javelin just pierces through their shoulder and it stays it like like boings like I don't know how to explain it better. So it pierced just use some of the stuff I was using earlier for the bulge. Just just Just throw some of that in there. Yeah, that works. Um, so it pierces for a moment and then flashes back to yama's um hand Because she has a hard weapon on it a hard rod coming out of the bulge. Is that what we're talking about now?

Except on the shoulder. Oh god, thank you shoulder. Yeah, let's not be monsters I'll tell you what else does bludgeoning damage guys We're pathetic yeah with that i'm done. Yeah. Okay. Well that's more than one This is why all the other groups are like in big wave stuff and we're just like Hold your head furry balls everybody Guys you're up bring on the paint. Yeah, it's coming because All right, you've got this All my Spells are to prevent movement, but they're already right up here. So they're not going to move Well, yeah, I mean, yeah and and is yegman sitting in the square I created with erupting earth Oh because it doesn't disappear.

Oh, yeah. No, I'm I went around that right. I mean you're standing in it. Oh i'm in it because I don't see it anymore Yeah, I thought that wouldn't be a problem Oh That was your first mistake so it's just it's just tough terrain it's just difficult to rain that's all Okay And I can cast it again as long as I have the spell spell slot, right Yes, okay, then i'm gonna cast it on yeti number one Oh, okay Because it does a lot of bludgeoning damage There's a lot of area of effect stuff in this one guys, I think we found the new group too. Yeah Just call it aoe Just gently lay on top of an enemy until it can't stand up anymore Do you uh Team depression Do you need hey do you need to take the uh, The decks throw first or should I just cast it?

Well, yeah, let's do the next row first to see how see how bad this is gonna be deck safe 12 That's not gonna do it. Oh, no, it does it does do it 12 succeeded. Oh, it doesn't when I Okay, well, yeah it rolls. Yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah So can I can I make it? Do half damage somehow are you just gonna uh, all the way in the top right hand corner you see that little plus slash minus Uh, yeah, it's in the little buttons. Yeah, so if you click half it'll Do okay then I can roll the damage and it'll all okay. Yep. Yep. Well damage Okay Then I can't Do a spell anymore.

So I guess that's my turn All right, get what happened? Oh, it's cold breath recharged Nice. Oh no Not nice false Uh, you know what let's just do a couple of claw attacks, okay, let's target Uh, wow, i'm targeting everybody hold up. Let's target fella must you claws 27 will hit I would like to uncanny dodge this shit. Okay Sorry, no, you're fine. No, you need to use that Yeah, nine damage, please instead of 19. That's fair Fuck it. I'm gonna hit you again just for that 26 I don't think I can use it twice. No, so that's wow 25 Will knock fella out turn next.

Oh Bella can I get a death saving throw, please? Maybe it'll be a 20 and we'll be right back up. Oh, are you down? Yeah Yikes, okay So just one click. There we go. Last time I think oh Oh that is one failure that is an eight It figures because I was like, oh I get advantage. Oh, this will be so great The best thing about unity Is now the table is synced up in such a way that we all saw that rolled from a 20 went like it Yeah I wish we could jail dice in this So he's gonna try the same thing that he did last time, um trying to get us some sort of slash with the Spear and then stab him with a war pick.

Oh, yeah. Oh Oh no Hold on let me check. I don't think I can change it if it's a crit one. I think I can only do it if it's Ryan I love you, man. I don't I Uh, yeah opposite of green I need to completely change my dice. Well, that's when you suffer a critical hit purple red Purple and red are different which They are indeed, uh, so everybody at home that is a crit one we rolled on the table Oh critical counter the target critically hits you with a basic attack So, uh Was this with the spear Yeah Oh Oh This is with the weirdest fear of sub-reality Oh Does it certainly do something with some spirit reality?

Yeah For spear bad realities though. It's not it's it's I mean we did say someone was gonna die today, right? Jesus christ. Okay. Well, let's already dying Okay Let's deal with this first. So just uh, it's just let's see Jesus 28 damage to jegman jegman's still standing baby with one hit point. That's okay I need you to do me a favor and roll a d 100, please and then I need to uncover a list because whoa Oh, it does roll Yeah Okay six, okay 86 why do I roll a high number on that? I don't know Everything else is like oh congratulations. You get a one a three Oh, you do not want to roll a one on the bad crit list for the that spear Will that end your turn you want to do something else?

Uh, no, it wouldn't end my turn i'm gonna take the bladed war pick And try to do buddy stab them But you said last time although I do have purple dye now so that yeah, I change it and do a baby Okay 26, all right, it's it's the purple dice brings out your eyes Five damage to the yeti Basically even the score honestly, I want to do it again with the device might Six six damage to anything. Yeah, I mean it does six damage. Oh, okay. No, I don't want to Uh, so what's that sub reality so, okay this spear Taps into different versions of thereia essentially so Imagine all of the versions of thereia mostly lay on top of each other, right? the the the the the the general structure of each planet is the same sometimes there will be water where there is land there's Kind of a pangaea or something like that, but for the most part You can count on there being Land where you're standing so What's going to happen?

Is with an 86 you see that hilltop behind you? um Okay that entire hilltop Is going to turn into a mountain of black cats so Instantly behind you you're going to hear like Like just they are swarming we're talking thousands of black cats Fucking freaking out man because it's cold and they don't know where they are and they're just going to Gather in every direction possible Like this is not their ecosystem Oh, yeah, this is not yeah How does that affect the battle because I mean it doesn't surprised I imagine Does anyone have a fear of cats Did it just like instantly happen? Is there like some sort of effect that like shows that it happened? Like it was caused by the sphere.

Oh, so, okay You crit warning is almost it looks like you tore a hole in the air And it's just going to ask that as that hole heals. It's just gonna like bam And then behind you you're just gonna hear this avalanche of cats like the entire so That that hill range is like 10 feet high So it's just every solid space is just it's like a cat cube It's like cats and then they just fall all over each other and they're just in every direction So there is a reality that's just made of cats. Like it's just cat area that's It's just cats Good thing brian doesn't live there.

He just died Like the air is just toxic So There are worse things that could have happened 86 ain't that bad? Okay. All right, that makes me feel a little better anything else That's that's uh, well See, I don't have oh I have a bonus action. I don't know if it's going to do anything. So a form of bonus action i'm going to use inspiring Smite so immediately after you deal damage to a creature with your divine smite feature You can use your channel of infinity as a bonus action distribute temporary hit point Yours within your choice 30 feet including you total temporary hit points is 2d8 plus pattern level which So If I go up seven And 2d8 Gives me 16 i'm gonna apply 16 temp hit points to myself since i'm at one Yeah Okay, let's do it corvus Bring it home.

Oh my god. I think corvus looks at this mountain of cats and it's just like Why I just gotta make it worse with everything. I know everything and nothing at the same time I I don't know what our listeners just heard because i'm not editing this episode what I imagine it was a lot of fucking cats in the background It was every cat sound effects But i'm also picturing like if so if you watch the videos of like elder scrolls when they're summoning like the cheeses There's something like thousands and thousands of rolls of cheese and it's just yes going everywhere That's what i'm picturing in my head, but just replace the cheese with that.

It's slowing down We're at like five frames per second reality just it's like whoa We did not know we were gonna have to render that many cats and like it's just This version of theory is still rocking like an rtx 2070 we haven't got one of the 3000s yet We're trying and then it sounds like one of those like rubber like a bin of rubber ducks When like you push on it and then let go all at once Just you know, just take that put it over like five times, you know Anyway Corvus so Corvus sees these cats and then he um he whispers Um, he looks tries to read from his shield, but he kind of just gives up and says shadow wing blood and bone Heal my friend so i'm not alone and he's going to cast a mass healing word on everyone Um now bella you're down, right? Yes, so you get i'm gonna cast this but you actually get the full die of healing rather than the roll die Because that's my specialty cool Mass healing word. Okay.

So 1d4 plus five got yegman me fella both yetis I don't did I get a yeti? No, no, no, no It said healed gaius, but he's not wounded. Oh, yeah. Yes. I don't know why i'm not but Um, but oh everyone got the full die anyway, because I rolled a four. Oh, that's fantastic Okay Um fantastic and then i'm gonna turn to this yeti And just be like this is too much to process And that was my bonus action. I'm gonna cast a sacred flame on him. So this big like burst of green flame Explodes out encompassing its big old tummy and chest and yes, of course the bulge Um, but he wasn't aiming for that You don't have to be That 19 That was me wait what oh, it rolled a five Yeah I thought okay.

Yes. So yeah, no five will fit. Okay Do damage to d8 boom boom boom four And then chorus is gonna step back Okay yeti number one let's huh Yeti number one. Oh everyone gets little uh birds on their shoulder Oh, that was the healing yeah One just screams of bella's face Wake up, I was picturing an adorable little like peck on the cheek like a literal peck on the cheek, but that's better Hi Hello Uh guys you get an attack of opportunity because this this this uh, this yeti here is uh shifting it's moving over excellent Just a regular old attack with my uh, chalet lead staff.

That's it. Yo nine's gonna miss Awesome Uh, so let's do another cold breath guys, is he starting is he in my circle is he in the circle? uh Most of them's out of it like If this were the hokey pokey he's got one foot in He has looks like he has one yeah, he's got one nut in I want that. I want that nut. I want to hit him. Wow, he starts that's a new t-shirt Just ian's face I want that nut like just Uh, let's do That's not as effective as I would like what i'm i'm gonna say i'm in the best well, maybe not I don't know. I'm trying to figure out where like you got to spread the pain.

You got to spread the pain We give you pain you give us pain So is this going to hit the other yeti? Uh, yeah, but they're immune to each other's things. Well, of course Because it's cold If you did that the other never mind What huh? Help me what no You know what you you mirror that you can hit me no no, yeah, oh you're right We're here to help you Man, I want some of the action too. Damn it. You know what james you get inspiration. All right Can I get a con save from uh corbis y'all nah fella and guys, uh Wait before fella. Um, um Uh a flash of genius I can use it five times once per round.

This is new round She's gonna say cold breath coming fella. Watch out and So you get plus five? Oh, thank you Everybody also gets a plus one my aura protection Come on, con roll high baby. Oh, it doesn't help if I get it to though Gentlemen and lady and others Well, glory glory what a hell of a way to die Gosh boom boom boom all of you Are gonna take 10 d 8 cold damage. Holy shit. I resist 52 damage I Oh, no, except me except me. I got half. Yeah. Oh, I think we need to do Death math. Yeah. Yeah. Oh what? Yeah If it was whole fella wouldn't she'd be cleaning gone.

Yeah Damn Jason's your fault. You called it. Yeah, you did Your dying breath. I hate this Oh, no, and like 16 cats are gonna nuzzle Did you seem warm for now That's what I was gonna say not for long Uh, jesus, okay. Gaius is fine Corvus I'm unconscious But I don't think i'm dead. No, I got very close Oh Oh, yeah, i'm so sorry lisa It's okay. It's actually funny because I literally was thinking about like if I did die What kind of character would I want to play next? Dwarf Oh, well, that's just mean Fella was the first one in initiative everybody, uh yeti.

Oh, come on Cold breath just recharged what? Wow All right Do it. Okay. Look I I would be pulling a punch if Yeah, i'm gonna roll for it. I'm gonna roll for it We're gonna be one through ten He's gonna breathe again 11 through 20. We're just gonna go ahead and he's got to catch his breath so to speak Not even looking Okay, he's gonna catch his breath Well, then let's Let's get Snuggly, uh Okay Uh, let's attack yolna first, okay, so they gotta roll a d20 to see who they're attacking Because I have mirror images Oh What am I shooting for here? Okay It's a little complicated I know it reduces the more they yeah.

Yeah, you have to roll a six or higher To change it. No, wait, okay I'm just gonna attack corvus I mean that's easier That's just one of him Okay, roll a d20 with three they have to roll If you have three duplicates, they must roll a six or higher So I could change it to a duplicate, okay, so if they roll six or higher I could say it's a duplicate they're hitting So I'm I want to aim low yes, you want five or five or below to hit yolna Oh, jesus christ Well That's a three you did it I don't feel good about it. Uh, well yolna here we go. We Wait Why don't I have advantage oh because I I'm vulnerable to bludgeoning piercing and dashing No, you're unconscious.

No i'm not That's a lie. It says you're unconscious. It says you're unconscious, but this still hits because I dropped wait six plus the 17 Yeah, I got really low. Jesus All right We go here we go Oh 37 damage will knock yolna out All right, corpse is going to be a bit tougher so hopefully God damn it. Does my uh, does my i'm i'm assuming my Stuff goes away Are you unconscious? Oh, yeah, come on. He wasn't trying to hit you then Yeah, I am I am unconscious oh, okay, but i'm trying to see if my like, uh, My spirit guardians and stuff go away. I think all that does I would assume they do but I can't see anything Concentration goes away.

I don't know. I think it is you can't command it. Yeah. Oh, but yeah, it's all yeah, that's why So let me get rid of that So I guess let me use the rest of my movement to get here and attack guys Guys is just gonna look at yegman and be like, oh it's been a treat buddy so Okay, I feel a crit miss coming on guys Nope or 22 22 Damage That'll end the yeti's turn And that leaves just yegman. Just what I was gonna pull out use some fire to see if these things are uh, weak against fire, but whatever Probably are probably are probably can I oh god, can I get a death saving throw?

Yeah can do That is a six oh my god corvus, can I get a death saving throw, please? Yeah Yeah That is a four oh my god guys Yegman save the party no pressure again again I don't have like a cave to funnel the What if you built a makeshift igloo out of art we just Have to be mobile though I mean these cats are pretty mobile. That's true I think the only thing I could do is kind of go all out on attack. That's Because if I the other thing is to kind of run in and Heal one but they're still going to be it would still be one hittable This is a war of attrition right now I will say you've done quite a lot of damage to both of them.

Okay. All right. Well How many spell slots do I have left? Okay, all right, so Let's Repeat the same thing that I did before um sphere of sub reality uh 24 will hit okay, and i'm gonna smart thing this time since I know i'm doing dumb finds my Ahead of time and i'm gonna do it at a second level for an extra 1d8 Okay, it's gonna be 3d8 Oh high damage 17, let me do a 17 and then roll the damage 28 damage this okay this yeti He's rocking. He's rocking the bulge is rocking differently because you know inertia but like it's it's all rocking All right, it's like a it's like a speed bag And then follow it up with a bladed war pick it's not going to be nearly as much damage but Oh, that's a crit ladies and gentlemen eviscerate you do two standard critical hits to the target And How do I do double Just hold shift and just do damage twice.

Oh, okay. Um We do a big fire and That'll kill the yeti That'll double kill the yeti. It's dead Okay. Oh my god. Is this winnable guys? Is it winnable? So the I guess the only other thing at this point i'm gonna do i'm gonna back up a little bit and scream at the yeti Just to try to get because the last thing I wanted to do is go like just start hammering Pounding the ground and hitting everybody while he's down so Are you screaming a thing or just yelling just yelling just trying to get his attention like a battle cry So it's it's jegman just ah, and then 10 000 cats Just behind him like yeah.

Okay, cool. So I think every cat's gonna be like what? And just continue scattering and there's a solid second of silence. Yeah, it's like whoa, buddy Then the wind picks up and they're like, oh god It is one-on-one Yeagman versus this wounded yeti It's also a very wounded yeagman, but you do have temp hit points not very much I am still one hittable Gaius can I get a death saving through? Oh my god, have any of you succeeded on a death saving throw yet Why don't you want to live? That's a seven Okay, I just have other plans Let's roll into round number five That's just cruel, all right The yeti was a little bit quicker in the draw.

Oh damn it is going to stomp over To yeagman And swing twice with its claws Now anything can happen We don't know put out your good vibes now everybody I got character on Claw number one. Hello 22 will hit 22 partially absorbed You have I have got four hit points. It has to miss here Miss here Are you ready? Crit one come on crit one ladies and gentlemen Oh my god Do you believe in unlikelihoods? Oh my gosh, okay We're not rolling the table what is happening Oh my god Corvus, give me a death saving throw, please. Got it Oh 20 You're back up baby. Give me um, give me a uh, a healing die you get a whole die Uh, uh, uh, what die my hit die or uh, yeah, just a hit die.

Oh, okay. Got it. Got it. Got it Beep beep Max healing right? Yes. Is anyone gonna believe this? This is nutso, uh, uh, get you get a turn Oh my god. Yes Shoot, I don't even okay. Well, I wasn't ready for this. Yeah, okay I totally want this to be the scene to where yeagman thinks everyone is down doesn't know who's dead or alive He's got a yeti in front of him and then all of a sudden it's like pew pew He falls you're standing behind him with like shovel up on head It totally needs to be this kill him Okay, okay geez, let me see if I can do Uh, sorry, i'm just uh, did you do?

It's a lot It yeah, you do get advantage by the way So this yeti is bearing down on yegman and it goes to swing boom takes a big chunk out totally whips with the second one and you just In wrestling parlay, you just keep up behind him like your boom your undertaker sit up. You're ready to go No one saw it coming Okay, so I guess i'm just i'm i'm gonna hit him with the shovel um It's smack him on the butt. So let me do that and then i'll probably cast Some sacred flame on top of that as a bonus action, but let's do the shovel first. Do I have you said I had advantage?

Yeah, because you're you're behind him. So you're yeah Okay, here we go. It's the It's the shovel coming down Oh, please kill him with the shovel Oh 18 don't forget the target that'll hit. Oh, yes. Thank you. Maybe that's why I didn't do the Why does it say it says like advantage disadvantage? Oh shit, that's because give me one more attack. You were unconscious still give me one more attack. So 18 see if you can see see if you get anything better Let me uh, let me do that one more time Now so 18 will hit though. Okay, cool and i've got the yari. Okay, so we'll do some damage here Nope, sorry that that was the hit.

Let's do the damage Oh, not that great minimum damage four um, but then I i'm yeah, i'm gonna bust him I like smack him with the shovel and then they're just like an explosion of fire comes out off of uh off of korvis's shoulders this green flame and Like burns out at this at the back of this yeti And let's see about that That's a failure when you say fire, is this like fire fire it's radiant damage. Okay. Yeah, so okay Um, it just looks like fire. Uh, but that's a miss. So I think that is no no, no, he failed Oh, he failed got it. Yes. Thank you. So that was a deck save and he done beefed it because he's a big beefy boy So yeah, like comes up off his shoulders korvis is breathing hard it like bounces or like Moves down across his shovel and and onto the the yeti's back.

Here's 2d8 radiant damage Six oh man, this is going to be down to the wire everybody And then he just goes I know I think that's all that I can do move bonus action action I say Yeagman do it Yeagman you have 69 wounds nice Finish this off I love the call out for that So I guess just still with this battle scream he's gonna be Trying to repeat the same thing that he's doing before just hacking and slashing away with this spear inflated warp pick Uh, so with advantage Oh, are we lucky enough to get a crit? Is this where it turns around? Okay, we're gonna drop a nine take a 14.

That's 23 and it'll hit All right. I'm gonna use my last spell slot for divine. Smite gotta do something See if we can but we can get this. Okay next for 11 Let's roll the full damage 22 damage to the yeti the yeti's gonna let up this scream but It just it's it's it's it's just like it's back as a light with radiant fire still not fire Doesn't appreciate it though. And then you're just like scared that i'm in the front all right, and then i'm going to Kind of give a a big of a jump as I can and try to calm down with this bladed war pick Where you have an edge, uh as as high up as I can So the bulge probably i'm probably right in the balls.

Okay Okay Yeggman is not a tall man Oh double 18s. Let's uh, 26 will hit though. Oh, right Oh seven damage is not so this time same scream little higher pitch Like that it really it's really not pleasant Starting to go r2 on there. Just it's They're a little chewy and then r2 Yolma can I get a death saving throw? Oh god, please don't roll the one or some shit. Yeah Why wait what happened? I pressed it twice. I pressed it twice That's a failure. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Yep That was three Failures. All right, Ian at least one of us has to get before Yeah, we're we're gonna tackle that in a second guys, can I get a death saving throw, please Sure Someone wants to live All right, guys, that is the end of round five it Very much depends on who goes first now There's a two to one advantage going into the sixth Trying to sound all sportsy Did I do it did I support oh you did actually pretty good.

Thank you. All right good Okay, can I just point out Bella has won the initiative three times in a row and she's been dead Bella wants to live more than anyone else Stop telling people i'm dead I feel better Corvus Corvus you're up. Okay. All right. Okay Corvus is uh seeing that this yeti is is still up and screaming and like standing in front of uh, yegman, he is just gonna like scream like dbz scream like Um and that fire is gonna get brighter and brighter and just and all the cats are gonna get super scared and I thought you I thought all the cats go super saiyan like it was Like they're just like charged Hahahaha That's all the ground I hope there's fan art of it.

It'd be so hard to draw but man, that'd be amazing emily Where are you? Um, but I am gonna cast blight on uh on this yeti so this and this fire is just gonna flame out or flame up and Let's see It's gonna succeed. Okay. It's a con save. Okay, but it does take half damage of 8d8 necrotic Oh my god, so let's go come on That will kill the yeti 36 damage in half 18 The yeti falls dead as both corvus and yegman are just bloody inhaling This frosty air and exhaling. It looks like dragon's breath Holy shit guys Congratulations i'm so sorry lisa That's okay.

I I I fully expected it when we not you recharged I was like motherfucker She's still in the middle of both of them They both recharge like the next turn like it's so shitty Oh, sorry, there's probably still upset No, no, no, I was just gonna say y'all know was up next and she has one more failure and hang on No, no, no, we would shit. I have yeah, I have something for that. I can literally cast Spare the dying as a bonus action from a distance. So okay, I immediately turn around and do that I would also go do lay on hands and well, i'm just saying 10 seconds, so I don't know you're out of combat.

I'm not gonna enforce it. It's fun. We've had enough death And that's coming from me so like after Corvus goes over and like, you know starts casting stuff. Yeah, he would there he's gonna give five hit points to Gaius run over give five hit points to y'all and then look over at bella and like get ready to give hit points and try to heal and then His head's just gonna kind of fall down onto her chest Guys I think it's a pretty good time for us to wrap it up tonight because I don't think we're gonna top it. So Before we wrap things up though, i'm gonna do two things one No matter what we kick off this next episode you guys are gonna make it to sant because you you've earned that Two James Can I get a d4 please?

Sure You're all gonna level up four times, holy So start thinking about that oh my god, oh my goodness i'm gonna start like planning on spells now because I don't I don't want to bring you I don't want to bring you pain You're not look man Uh, can I actually talk to you guys for a second? I'm the level giver, aren't I? Yeah Yeah, wow That's how he grants levels he just clubs you over there it's the soup it's gotta be the soup We'll be right back after these words from our sponsors, please don't go anywhere Just to let you guys know we've added some new milestones for our patreon, uh, we're really trying to Build the patreon back up the pandemic Obviously has impacted us just like it's impacted a lot of you out there so if you have a dollar if you Want to support the show if you want to help keep the lights on and get some extra content, please Swing on over to patreon.com/dandr The higher we get the patreon up the more stuff we'll be able to do Beyond that again this next saturday saturday the 17th uh at sacramento California great escape games at 1 pm.

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