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- That would be pretty cool. Anything else, though? - But that's it. - All right. All right. Clearly this worm didn't, he's not doing well. And I think, let's see. I think he's gonna take off into the air and just double move. He's just gonna fly. Fly away, fly up, get on up there. So sadly, unless this thing dies, you're not gonna get XP for it, but that's a small price to pay for living. Unless Lark wants to hold on continuously. - I didn't hear no bell. - Okay. So he has a 90 fly speed, so by doing that, we are now 180 feet in the air. - He just went directly up for 180 feet?
- Just boom, like he just wanted to get away. It's like, well, how far do I need to go to get away from arrows? 'Cause that shit hurts. It's like, one of them's throwing magic. Like just boom, blasts on into the sky. So we are 180 feet up and it's Lark's turn. - All right. - This is, okay. - We're gonna, I got a couple more swings. I mean, let's do it. - Lark is so metal. - We're gonna roll with advantage. - Oh, crit. - We're gonna get 19 to take a 20. - So a couple things here. Speaking of reading our character sheets, I was reading something. - Uh-oh. - As a barbarian of the path of the zealot, I get divine fury, which actually my first attack, they take damage equal 1d6 plus half my barbarian level.
So he gets actually an extra, does this double too? I don't know what the rule is on this, but four damage. So that wasn't much, but I should have done that last turn too. We are going to smite. - Jesus, God. Path of the zealot. I never heard of that shit. Sounds like it hurts. - Moderately so far. Like it's just a little bit. - Yeah, it's just a little extra. I put my finger under his armor plate and just kind of scraped. - Yeah, oh, that's not cool. - A divine barbarian, hell hath no fury. - What was I just looking at? Great weapon master. Yeah, so when I score a critical hit with the melee weapon, or I can make an additional attack.
So I get an additional attack right now and this one's going to do triple damage because I'm a half-orc. So remember that I'm a half-orc. - Did you do the damage for the first hit? - I haven't yet, no, because I wanted to make sure I had everything in my mind for what the first critical hit was going to do. I don't know if this is going to do triple damage automatically, but let's find out. - Yeah, it did. Oh my God. - Woo, 247, that's 16. - Okay, and let's add that smite damage in. So this is going to be, does that double two? I don't know, I don't remember if it does.
- I don't know, it's starting to feel like I'm doing my taxes. I just see high numbers keep going up. - I'm going to just say another 10. Can we add another? - Sure, why not? - So that's 30 damage so far. - Tell you what I tell the IRS, just put it on my tab. - That's 30 damage so far, right? - Between, I got two more attacks, hang on. - Oh yeah, get it, Lord. - She's just on top of it as it flies up. - So imagine this thing takes off into the sky. You guys are hovering above these roiling bright green fields of whatever the fuck they are. And you roll another quick, holy shit.
So as this thing's trying to get away, you're scaling up with the ax, just like scaling up. Like you are hitting it in all of its sensitive under parts. - Well, you're scaling organs. - I want to say also because it's the hellfire great ax, but he's using it for the balance might. It's basically like glowing white with holy fire at this point. It just like goes absolutely ballistic into the back of it. - Can you, okay, before we lose track of this, give me a D6 for the first crit to see if we roll on the table. - Oh shit, okay. - I forgot about that. - We're rolling on the table for the first one.
So let's go. Oh Jesus God. - Oh my God. - Broken wing. - Oh no. - Then he just twirls into it. - Hey, hey, hey. (laughing) - Oh God, we're gonna have to find the black box to see what happened to Lark. - Do I have time to crawl inside of it before? (laughing) - I'm kidding, like if I make a big enough hole, it might be. - Give me a D20, let's see what, Jesus God. So this is for the first crit, that's a four. - Double fours. - Oh God, okay. Whoo baby. Go for the eyes. In addition to standard critical hit damage, your target is blinded until the end of its next turn.
The target rolls a constitution save on a failure, it loses an eye permanently. I don't think it's gonna be. - I've crawled up to its head at this point. - Yeah, it's con save is probably. - 14, oh wait, shit, hold up. 11, okay, he did, okay, you did that. But there's still another crit to deal with and you're really shadow of the colossus-ing this thing. - I'm reading the text on the great weapon attack thing and I don't think I stopped getting bonus attacks for getting more crits than one. So I think I'm up to four attacks now. - I think it just keeps going.
- Yeah. - Go for it, like again. - So here's the damage on number three or number two. - You get a plus one attack if you get a crit. - If I get a crit with a great weapon, like a large weapon, I get a bonus attack. - Theoretically, he could just twirl and twirl and just gut an army. - Also, if I kill something, I get a bonus attack too, but then we might land where there's nothing around me. - You kill and you start swinging the air. - He just steers the dragon back into the goat men and just like, all right. - I'm out of swipes by the way, so we'll just have to leave it at 25 for that one.
- Oh, I really feel for you, okay, so. (all laughing) - Oh, it's so cold! - That will kill. - Shut up! - What? - Kill the dragon, holy shit! - I still need to handle, no, I got two more attacks. I need to get a vision on this. - Two more attacks? - I want my two attacks. I'll never get four attacks in a row, are you kidding me? - I, okay. - Just swing it as it goes down. - I'm just gonna see how far this rabbit hole goes. - So I'll give you a choice. We can, you can try to do something to brace for this impact or you can continue attacking and maybe take its head off.
- I feel like that's pretty rad. (all laughing) - Jamison, what would Larg do? - Larg's gonna, he's gonna hit it again. - WWLD. - Yeah, yeah he would. - Absolutely, here we go. - Can we get any exceptions down here or are we just watching? - I like, so here's the thing though. - It's definitely confusing about what's happening. - Can somebody like lean forward as if to go help Larg and Tatiana just puts their arm up like, no, he's got it. - He gets like this. - He gets like this, you guys, you don't understand. - Just see them with that. - I'm gonna assume a 10, somehow I missed on my third attack.
- Well, that's pretty easy to explain because it's been an upward trajectory the whole time. Then it dies, it's like, it's like how they filmed all the zero gravity scenes for Apollo, like they just throw you up there and it's like, oh shit, and that one misses. Like he dodges it by being dead. - You need to like swim through the air back to it to get back on the ground. - If we notice he's on a downward trajectory, I would like to try to do something. - Okay. - Almost another 20. - Oh my God. - Jesus Christ. - Well, here's the thing, any attack that lands is an automatic crit.
- Oh, okay, well. - So you're just gonna-- - So automatically I can just keep going all the way down. - Yeah. - That's fine. - I would have met, yeah. So now you're like this thing, like I imagine it's like, you're gripping onto the iron plates of its neck while you're like, oh, I got you, boom, boom, just hacking, hacking. You said you wanted to try something 'cause he is dropping fast, 170 feet, 160, 150. It will not take long before he reaches terminal. - Essentially like with the fourth attack, he's going to, instead of like the overhand swings he's been doing, he's gonna do like a lumberjack swing up underneath one of the iron plates to see if he can dislodge it.
- Jesus God. - He's gonna basically tuck himself in like a nice blankie and ride it out, see if he can get somewhere a little bit. I don't know, he's not even really thinking about it. Honestly, he's just freaking fighting. - Yeah, like you're raging. - He is trying to pull off an armor plate, but only so he can hit him with the armor plate. Like, I would imagine that this is like, okay, if you're watching from the ground, this dragon goes up and for, let's see, what was that about six seconds, there's an, oh God, no. And then it stops going up, starts going down and you're seeing little bits of like metal come off of it as it's going down.
And you're gonna, like its wings are just kind of like flapping into the air and you can kind of see where its neck is gone limp, like a sleeping goose and it's plummeting out of the air and its head and neck are like, wah, wah, wah, like it's almost off. Like it's, you know. What would you like to do, Blevin? - So we see this happening and it's this amazing visage and Blevin is just so inspired and impressed. He's just in awe and he just, it starts to plummet and he's, you know, and obviously Larg is just falling so Blevin starts to panic and he runs over to, he runs over to Vella and he says, "The only thing that can save a great hero like that is another one and he casts fly on you." - Okay.
- Oh boy, I hope you have a plan. - She's like, wait, what? - No consent, it's like, get up there. It just looks like you. - You look the biggest and the strongest that's left on the ground. So you just looked around, said, if anybody can catch Larg it's probably you. - Get up there, be somebody. Just like you. - Meanwhile, Larg is straddling the thing in the neck using its own armor plane to try to chip the rest of it. - Blevin is just hoping you go for it, basically. - Oh baby, so now. - I don't think there's a choice now, yeah. - So we need to figure out trajectory.
So if a Larg leaves Boston. - You got a Superman. - Traveling. - You got a real Superman. - Yes, okay. How fast does a Vella need to go? - I mean, oh my gosh. - What's the speed on fly? Like what, like? - So let's see here. You touch a willing creature. Hopefully you're willing. 'Cause if you're completely weren't, you probably have to roll something. - It's good to know you could just say no and you don't fly off the ground. - Oh, you have a flight speed of 60. (dramatic music) - Okay. At this point, it's obvious that the worm is falling with Larg on it. - When the spell ends, well, okay, wait.
When does the spell end? - Let's see, 10 minutes. - Oh Jesus, okay. If it takes you more than 10 minutes, you've done something wrong. So. - She just leaves. - Maybe this is all quick action. - Yo, I have a way out of here now. So like, you see that hole up there? - Bye. - You mean you're sitting on a fly spell this whole time? - You know, yeah, actually that could have helped a while back, but that's fine. - Pervert gave it to me. - So, okay, hold on a second. So Vela is now rapidly moving into the sky about twice the speed that she can run. So she's flying and Larg is falling at the terminal velocity of this dragon holding onto the dragon.
So as Larg is falling, just like ha ha, it's Vela flying into the sky with splat on her shoulder, just big wet eyes, just rocketing toward Larg. - Larg's raging, you better not let him see splat. (laughing) - He's popping like a balloon. - So do you say anything to Larg or? - Uh, she'd probably just be screaming honestly at first. (screaming) Larg! - Just latches his yelling. - What? (laughing) - How'd you get up here? - No, he's incomprehensible, like he's not, he's raging, he's not saying English words. - So, okay, here's what I think we need to do because there's a lot of things out of Vela's control.
Even the flying one could debate. I think we need an athletics check to grab a hold of Larg. - Jesus Christ. - Do we do it to grab each other? Like do we do like the class farms type deal or? - Is Larg paying attention that much or like? - Can I make a perception check to see who's? - You know what, I think that's fair. - Okay, 'cause like if he notices her, you know. - Yeah, I think that's fair. So I just wanna check rage and see if I don't have a disadvantage on that type of stuff, I don't think I do. Okay, I just, yeah, it just affects spell casting, so I'm fine.
- Yeah, that's not your strong suit while raging. (laughing) - I'm trying to press digitate some blood into something. - Does it smite a spell? - No, it's an effect that burns a spell slot. - Got it, okay. - Yeah. - That's interesting. - Let me see, so perception normal. - You can't silence paladins like that then. - Okay. - 19 plus three. - Ooh, nice. - Wow, nice. - Her? (laughing) - Her? - She's probably looking up at you with this face like, I'm coming for you whether you like it or not. - I feel like that's probably a sight that gets your attention, like this.
(laughing) - Floating, flying bitch. - The one thing that could have happened, it's gotta be weirder than what's already happened. - Yeah, just, does Villain have a higher heights or anything? 'Cause like I would, I'm not. - You know what, she didn't before, but she might after this, after falling out of the tower and now rocketing into the sky. - Oh my God, yeah, right? - That's fair, that's all in the same day. That's rough, okay. So like, her and Splat come up. - I just, great. - I, both of you just give me an athletics check and as long as none of you, as long as neither of you biff it hard, everything's fine.
- Okay, so fun fact, my athletics is a zero, so. - Okay, well, Lark's got a 25 and you just fucking crit. - Perfect. - That one has a high luck, which is great. - This is a movie right here. - Yeah, so this has gotta be one of those, like, one of those dual matrix dive things where like, like gorgeous, like this looks like you guys planned it out, like SWAT team coordination, just boom. So as Vel is flying up, clasp arms and you kind of spin around and then you're just kind of like dangling there for a bit. 'Cause like, you have control over your trajectory.
- Now? - For the record, Lark is so sweat, like he's covered in blood, he's very sweaty. He's hard to hold on to. - That's, okay. - She'll probably just- - Yeah, with the crit you're fine. - Yeah. - She's got your hair or something, like it's, she's, you know, it's just like- - She's got your hair. - More like he's probably got her fur, like he's probably grabbing onto, ah! - That's gotta be unpleasant. - Oh yeah. - Oh shit, there goes that. - Like Splat would try to like hold you too. Like he would try to like- - His little spindly tentacles. - He is- - They're climbing up Mela to get to Splat.
Come here, you little shit. (all laughing) - No, leave him alone. - 'Cause Splat is not into this, like not into being 60 some odd feet in the air, so it's just like coming, it's like, okay, just like, so he's gonna reach down and like grab your bracer or something while kind of nestled in with Vella. It's like, okay, don't drop me. Like just trying to pull and he's gonna, he's gonna, let's see, let's get an athletics check from him. - Two. So that's- (all laughing) - Two throws a D4 for athletics. (all laughing) - I was like, wait a minute. - I'm doing my part.
(all laughing) - Oh my God. - So I imagined you returned to the ground, like nice and, you know. - Yeah, like a very controlled descent, but also trying to keep like, no, no, no, no, no, leave him alone, come on, come on. (all laughing) - Just fighting on the way down. - Yeah. - Mark takes a look, gets his anger under control during the descent. - There we go. - He's pretty zen by the time we reach the bottom. (all laughing) - Let it all out. - When we get down to the, I think when we get to the floor, once she like puts Splat on the ground and like makes sure he's okay, she's gonna turn and be like, did you just kill that fucking thing in the air?
- Oh yeah, I beat it to death with its own neck, yeah. - What the fuck? - Yeah. - That's awesome. - That is truly, truly exceptional. - Well, you know, and he kind of looks around for wherever it landed. He's like, we will be ripping it up and taking pieces of it though. It's very, very tough to get through. I think we could, we could probably use that. - I like the cut of your jib, sir. - And you, Vella, great catch. It's like I told you. - Yeah, don't ever fucking do that again. (all laughing) - Fair, that is fair. - Fair, yeah. Ask me next time, dude. - My apologies, we were short on time.
- You see these? - I believed in you. - See these, these could have done damage. She's like gesturing to her horns. Like, these could have pierced something. - So this dragon is going to fall out of the sky, kind of at a weird cockeyed angle type of thing. And it is going to tumble into a mountain and roll off to the side. And it's going to fall into this series of buildings and just decimate the entire area. It looked like some ruined little, like, not a town, but like some, like maybe there was some kind of like, like shanty town city type of thing. And this thing is just going to blam.
There's a tiny avalanche coming down behind it. And by the time the smoke all clears and the rubbles, kind of, it is going to crack wide open. And this bright light is going to come out from it. And there is going to be kind of a, you ever do something and like it might be at work or school or something like that. And like someone acknowledges like, "Damn, that was fucking, that was good, good job." And you kind of get that prideful, it's like, "Oh, thanks." Like that, you know what I mean? You're all going to get that feeling as if the gods themselves are like, "All right, shit, okay, that was pretty good." Like that's, and you kind of get this feeling that there is some reward in the corpse of that dragon.
- I feel like Larg feels that 'cause he knows what's inside that dragon. 'Cause he chopped it up so much. - I mean, it's a recently it was Larg. - Yeah, there's a war hammer in here. - Yeah, it does. (laughing) - Second ago was my arms. - Reaching in like a broken piano. - Piana. - Pinata. (laughing) - Shart, damn it. (laughing) - I almost interrupted earlier and I'm so glad I didn't. It was like, "Okay, I want to try something, shart." Like just, (laughing) I don't know how that's going to change the proceedings but visually it's interesting. So, - Roll to shart.
- Episode title. So when the, like, I feel like we stop what we're doing and like as a group, we watch the dragon sort of like hit the buildings and like topple down. And while it's happening, Larg leans over to where Tatyus is, that was really fun. That was like a lot, that was maybe the coolest thing ever. - Well, I'm glad that you're having a good time. - And he kind of like, he's got a look in his eye that you probably haven't seen in a while. He was like, he's kind of got that, like, can we do it again look in his eye? You know, like that. - Yeah, yeah.
- I just had a really good time. - I want to go on again, dad. But then he's gonna, he's like gives her that look and then he starts like trotting off in the direction towards where the dragon is. - So this dragon hits the dirt, right? You're walking out of this relatively unscathed. Like it's pretty fucking miraculous. And with everybody meeting back up, I, you know what, actually, I'm gonna go ahead and do it again. Jamison, can I get a flat D20 from you? - I'm good at those as we've seen. This is a 16. - Okay, so you aren't that far from the group. Like I was waiting to see, like, you were up in the air quite a bit.
So like, did you, you know, did the wind take you? But you were- - Oh, see, I felt like we touched down right next to- - Yeah, like you're pretty damn close. I was just gonna, like, not so much the dragon being off course, it's just, I was gonna throw you a curve ball, but like, there's no need for that, right? With that out of the way, like, what's your next move here? What the hell, what now? 'Cause you would think that this huge thing is out of the way. You wanted to kind of take a look at this dragon, I know that. Is that the next play or like? - Yeah, if I, I mean, if I recall, I think we were kind of, or at least Largh had started like trotting off in that direction.
I mean, he's very focused on this for just the moment, but I think the overall plan was to still head in the direction of the, what we believe to be a portal as quickly as we can. But just one quick, you know, we've got to stop off at the- - Big dragon corpse. - Yeah, world's largest ball of yarn. And then we gotta- (laughing) - Don't say yarn, you're gonna taunt half the cast. Like, just- (laughing) What kind of yarn is it? - Yarn? Just a bunch of yarn? Is it hand spun? (laughing) - Are we talking wool? Are we talking acrylic? Are we talking, what? - It's hell.
What's the worst yarn? - What's the bad one? - The scratchiest. - Yeah. - Human yarn. - Well, wool is really like anti. All the yarn with the little poofy balls on it that looks really cute is hell to work with. - Yeah, that one. Yeah, so- - There's no image for me, but okay. (laughing) - Those who know, they know. - Yeah, no, I bet we're big in the knitting community, honestly. Like- - Oh my God, a DNR knitting circle. (gasps) - It should be. - Can I get- - There's a whole market in this one. - Can I get, give me an athletics check, please. I just wanna, kinda wanna see something here.
- Everybody? - Yes, please. - Okay. Uh-oh. - Oof, man, I am just killing it tonight. - Oh, that's the rogue too. Oh no. - Yeah, man, things are just, it's going dandy over here. - Okay, Tatiana with a five, Vella with a 14, Blevin with a nine, Larg with a 17, and Josephine with a 14. Everybody except Tatiana is gonna be left standing, but the ground beneath you is going to pitch very, very suddenly, right? And Tatiana's gonna not fall down, but kind of be pitched forward. And I'm gonna give you a chance to make an acrobatics check, but you're gonna have to clear a good distance here.
- Okay. - So if you remember, you're on these little platforms and oh, that's good, high number when you needed it. Okay, so that's a 21. So this thing's gonna pitch you forward and you're not quite ready for it, but you're using that momentum to just kind of jump and kind of land on the other side here. And then there's a moment, I feel like, where everybody's like, is that gonna happen again? And it was probably because this dragon hits the deck and kind of reverberates out. And there is still a big white glow coming from that thing. If you're heading, you're just making a beeline for it.
It'll only take you about 10 minutes or so to get to this thing. And I would love it if you give me a perception check. - Jeez. - God, these threes. - I know. (gentle music) - Lisa, could I get a perception check please? - So sorry, yes. - Stop, stop being sorry. - That's a nature thing, a perception check. - Also, I thought your shirt said the Illuminati and like, it's- - It does. - Some sort of yarn based knowledge. (group laughing) - Let's see. - Takeana. - Thirteen, Larg 17, Blevin nine, Josephine 13, and Vella 23. Vella and Larg. This dragon is somewhat translucent, the belly of it.
You can kind of see musculature and skeleton, stuff like that. But it's only because this light inside is so bright and it's kind of pulsing. And there's something in the side of this thing that is kind of a shadow in front of the light. Like almost like there's a big lamp and someone's making like a shadow puppet inside. Almost like it's an ultrasound. Like this dragon was very pregnant, but only in the chest. And you can kind of see something almost egg shaped, but elongated. But it's really hard to make out because it's kind of coated. (soft music) - So Larg's gonna lift his ax up and then look at everybody.
Like somebody say don't. - So wait, are you hovering it like I'm gonna use my axis like a cutting tool or like ha, like you're just going to. - We're looking at as menacingly easy big fella. - Just in general, just I'm not sure what to do. (laughing) - If you do that, Vella might take out her rapier and be like, this might work better. - I mean, if you want to try it, yeah, I guess. - Oh, I was gonna let you try it. I think you're probably better at getting in there. I just thought this might cut better than that. Which might hack it. - Okay, and he's never handled anything like a rapier before, but he'll give it a shot.
And I think he'll do the thing where he like chokes up and like holds it by the blade so you can almost like draw a line. - Did anyone ever take fencing in school? - Oh, I did, I loved it. It's fantastic. - I did too, I was terrible at it, but I wanted to be good. I wasn't coordinated enough, but. - Our coach was a Russian Olympic coach at one point. - Oh my gosh. - He did not let us even touch the swords until like four weeks in. And none of the kids I was there with were having it. They were like, I came here to swing swords now, but I was all about it, I loved it.
He had us doing the most grueling bullshit drills. - Yeah. - It was great, loved it. Anyway, yeah, so he'll take the rapier and use it wrong and see if he can cut into this thing. - This thing is, it's gonna cut through this, like a hot knife through butter. So this dragon sternum is going to slice, almost like there's a zipper there. And it is going to kind of peel apart and there is this pulsing, like some sort of egg sac or something inside. It is a bright, amber, kind of, it's almost like someone melted hot wax and then smoothed it out. But there is a definite glow coming from this thing.
And it is going to, the sternum is going to completely open up. And even the rib cage is going to spread open like it is presenting this thing to you. And it is about the size of lark. - That was my question, okay. - Yeah, it's sizable. - Lark sniffs it, what does it smell like? (laughs) - You know, it's really strange. If you had to describe the smell, it smells like celebration. It's the weird, like, if you turn to everyone, it's like, it kind of smells like a birthday party or like a graduation party. - It smells like a promotion. - Yeah, it's so weird.
It's whatever the opposite of Jason's taxes are, it smells like that. Like it smells like, it smells like I won, you know, like that. - The egg itself is solid though, right? Like we can't. - Do you touch it? Do you want to touch it? - I do touch it, yeah. - Ooh, that's good. - He lays both of his palms right on it. - And he's like close to it too, 'cause he's sniffing. - I would say it's two degrees firmer than a waterbed. It's got some give to it and it comes back, but it's like, okay, all right, like. - So you said it was pulsing, right? - The light is pulsing, it's not.
- The light is pulsing, it is not pulsing. - Yeah, it's pretty stationary except for the touchy bits. Like it's almost got like a memory foam quality, but it springs back pretty quickly. - Now that it's out, can we do another check on it? - What kind of check? Do you want to touch it? - Animal handling. (group laughing) - I mean, the way it's glowing makes me want to roll a religion check on it. - Yeah, that's what I was thinking to religion or just like another perception. - Oh. - Well, those are two different things. - I know. - Do one of you want to do one and the other the other?
- There, there you go. - I mean, I'll do the, I mean, listen, I'm not the ideal person to be making any of these rolls, but I'll roll one. - Do what James said. - I have a pretty good, well, I have a plus three in my perception and only a plus one in my religion. - I have a, well, okay, I don't want to table talk too much. - I'll do the religion just 'cause I'm right up there. - Yeah, do it. - And if anyone else wants to roll anything else, I'm fine with that. I'm going to get a 12. - That's a 12. - Normal perception. - 18. So, okay, let's start with the, let's start with the perception, right?
That's the higher number. Let's roll with that. - Ha ha ha. So, this thing is fucking weird. If you were to be, let's say you were out and about, as an adventurer, you see weird shit. The longer you're out there in the field, the more the weird stuff you'd see. This has something terrible like egg sack written all over it. You've been around the block enough to know, especially those of you who've died everyone. So, everyone, it's like, nah, nah, nah, fool me once. Shame. You know, like it feels like that. It's like, this has don't touch written all over it.
In fact, we probably already went too far, but. - But it smells like celebration. - It smells like, so, okay. Did you, do you smell it? 'Cause Larg smelled it and Larg. - Sure. - Okay, get in there. - Okay. - I'll count that as part of the. - Yeah, I'll get a little bit closer and I'll like sniff it and I'll touch it too. - All right, kind of nuzzle it. All right, cool. So, if Larg tells you, hey, this smells, I don't know what his exact words would be. - Larg would turn around and be like, this smells like that one girl I liked when she said hi to me that one time.
- That's so precious. - It doesn't smell like the girl, but it smells like. - The feeling that I got. Nevermind. - It smells like when I found bacon in the road. - Road bacon. - Road bacon. - That's what I said. - So rare. So, I don't, Joe wouldn't, excuse me. Joe wouldn't describe it the same way. If Joe had to, again, it's not a smell. It's not like, ooh, sandalwood. It's not a fragrance, but a feeling. And it kind of feels like, it feels like you got a flat tire and someone stops to help you. Kind of like a weird sense of like help and hope, kind of like blended together.
It's like, okay, I'm not alone in this. That kind of feeling. And when you touch it, it is very warm to the touch and you can kind of see the light get a little more intense where you touch it, but just until it springs back, like it's, you know. So there's definitely a light coming from within this source. Like it is right there. But again, yeah, the smell is, like if you're comparing notes, it's like, oh, I'm picking up an undertone of it's not so fucking bad. That's pretty cool. - It makes the way I described it sound weird. - Yeah. (laughing) - It smells like that girl I liked that one time.
(laughing) - Relief. I'm gonna, I'd like to make a roll just for myself if I could. - Sure. (soft music) - What's a two get you? - That was an intelligence check. - Oh, okay. - I'm gonna lick it. - Oh. - Oh God. - You're gonna lick an egg, a new file egg that popped out of a dragon. - Well, he's gonna wait until Joe, like she comes over to check it out and then she's gonna like turn to like look at the group or say something to them. And as soon as she stops looking, he's gonna. - Can I get a quick one in? - Just get a quick one. - Quick one in. - There is an audible out though.
- Oh yeah. Can I, okay. - You gotta. - I gotta cover the religion check first. - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh right, right, right. - Just to, you know, just for, you know. - I do wanna point out regardless of what you're about to say he licks it anyway. - You're gonna lick it, okay. - Yeah. - You're gonna lick. - I would not stand in your way, sir. - You're gonna lick this dragon chest egg. - So this thing, you're, Larg has had a turbulent time faith wise, you know, over the last. - Six several. - Yeah, yeah, just, yeah. But staring at this thing, there's a vibe he's getting that like, just kind of for a moment, things kind of make sense.
Like it's not good or bad. It's just for the first time, it kind of feels homey a little bit where you're like, okay, okay, this like, I understand what I have to do. I understand what's going on. And you probably haven't had that feeling in a long time since maybe two years ago. A long time since maybe traveling with the old group before you died, before, you know, before all that stuff, it's just, you had a very clear mission in life. You knew what you were supposed to do. And it just, it all got muddled. And for just a minute, you're like, oh man, like it's, it's like, yeah, there's a lot of work to do, but like I get it.
I know what I'm supposed to do. And let's lick it. - Let's lick it, yeah. - Let's lick it. - On a scale of one to 10, how much saliva you're slapping on this one? - I feel like Larg's kind of a spitty guy anyway. So I'm gonna say probably a solid, let's call it a date. - Oh, okay. That is slightly. - He's got that underbite. - Yeah, you did just get that raging too. So I imagine there's a little fall. - A little spitty. You know, we're not quite like large dog, like strings of drool slobber. - Sure. - You know, more than you want. - It's moist. - Yeah, more than you want.
- Yeah. (laughing) - The next large t-shirt. - He's French kissing his egg. - More than you want. - More than you want. (laughing) - Well, gonna make that now anyway. - We're launching a new merch store. Let's do it. So you're gonna lick this thing. And at first it kind of feels like licking a balloon, right? But not the rubber taste. How many of you have licked a balloon? We've all been kids, right? - Oh yeah. - We were all 23 once. So. - I said something horrible. (laughing) - This thing tastes like cinnamon. Cinnamon. And a rigorously structured civilization. Not Nazi rigorously structured, like universal healthcare structured.
Does that make sense? Like there's a, it's like, oh, like people are like, the things are being taken care of. Again, it's that homey vibe, you know, faith wise, but this is more like, oh man, whoever's running stuff is doing a pretty good job. And it's just kind of floating on your tongue for a second. Just don't, hmm, good job. Like, you know what I mean? - Documentation, yeah. - Yeah. Like not utter bureaucracy, but it's like, hey, we saved our receipts, you know? Like it's, you know, this egg is gonna start to split open. - Oh. - Where you licked it, there is a trail now that is eating through the covering of this thing, that gelatinous thing, so.
- Larg's gonna act like he has no idea why it's doing all this thing. (laughing) - Guys, look. - Did anyone see Larg lick it? - Everyone saw Larg lick it. - Okay. (laughing) - Oh, what happened? - Look guys, look. I don't know why. - I know why Jonah right there. Like there's no way. - Did you just lick that Larg? - You would have to actively try not to see this. Like it's so, because when something's presented to a group like that, it's like, oh man, I found these spores, or oh, I found this new weapon or something like that. So the group kind of gathers around and they're assessing it and it's like, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Like someone licks it, it's like, that is against protocol, sir. Like we should have- - As a biologist, it works for the barbarian of the group. - Jason, when this thing starts to crack open, Blevin, the singular Blevin would like to look for any cover, try to make a Dex check to look for like the first time a cover and jump for it. - He dives. (laughing) - That is incredibly sensible, yes. So, this is a little out in the open, but I would say ducking behind Larg is your best bet right now. 'Cause there's a little patch of rocks and you're a thin dude.
So like hitting the deck behind, like that's double cover, I think you're pretty good. I'm not even gonna make you roll for that. That's just hit the deck, right? Like that's, you know. Does anyone else have a visceral reaction like that or? - Ew, Larg. - You don't know where that hell egg has been. Well, you do, it was inside of a thing. Or, ew. - He looks at you exactly like a dog that got caught in the trash. Like he's like, oh. - No, Larg, no. - Bad. - Leans in to do it. - Bad, Larg. - No. (laughing) It's like, I didn't know what else to do, sorry. - And your first instinct was, let's lick it.
- Wow. - Yeah, I guess it was, yeah. I guess it was. - I mean, it did activate it, so who am I to? - Right, but is that good? Like, is that like? - Who knows? Weapon drawn. - Steal yourselves, young ones. It's cracking open. - Did you say that from the ground? Like just like. - Yeah, behind Larg. Steal yourselves, young ones. (clears throat) - Defend me. - Spring forth, burly protector. (laughing) - So this thing is going to kind of dissolve open. And the second there's a sizable crack, it is going to rupture. Like someone popped a balloon in slow motion. (groaning) And the first three rows are going to get wet.
- Try to warn you. - I, very sensible. So on a scale of one to 10, I need to know how wet you're going to get. So could each of you, with the exception of Blevin, please roll a D10. - Man, these threes though. - Oh no, I feel like high is bad. - High is the most. (laughing) - I rolled two because I feel like Larg's going to just be there. - Yeah, no, I think if you're in licking distance, you're just. - You're full splash. - You're drenched. - Yeah. - I was basically a giant shield anyway. - Yeah. - Bella, I feel like is like splat and like holding him up to like, no.
My baby. - Meanwhile, Splats trying to catch it in his mouth. (mumbling) - Why did he get so licked? (laughing) - Yeah, I think Splat gets Lisa's roll. So 10, so the most wet. - He's already wet. - But does he like it? - Here's the thing, Splat is always a degree of moist. Like this is just, I'm sorry. I'll use a different term. How about slick? - He has a film. - Damp. - There you go. - A film, yes. Give me a word Lisa that isn't like, I'm trying to think. I'll bust out my thesaurus. - You have to know a word. - How come someone who works in water not likes the word moist?
- Well, okay. Moist is the obvious one. Slick didn't get me much further. So I'm trying to solve it. - No, I don't. - Wet. - Just wet. - Okay. - Just wet I guess. - Gooey. - Okay. - Gooey. - Let's try. - Slimy. - Well, it's not, it's wet. Well, okay. Let's just get into it here. So I would imagine after Blevin ducks down, Joe and Tatiana are just kind of like, they're far enough back that it's like, oh God. So they're going to get a bit of this on their legs and shoes. And it's kind of goopy, like warm. It's like honey, but like a little more runny. And this smells a little different.
Like Varg is going to get a big face full of all of it. Like completely coating him. Right? And it is 10 times stronger. That smell is 10 times stronger than, like it's almost like he's coated in serenity. If that sounds like a thing, like just kind of, it's like, oh man, I'm at peace. Like it just, everything makes- - Literally a wash in it. - Oh, yeah. Vella, not so much. Like Vella, it's more, it's more, it's like someone said, oh yeah, hear me. Let me help you. And then like, you're going to feel like, oh man, we're due for a break. Like something good is about to happen.
This isn't it, but it's coming. Like, so you're just kind of coated head to toe in this slime. So is Splat. - He's splattered. - Ah. So Splat explodes, he's dead. (all laughing) - Not a big loss for me. - I'm right. - Attica, Attica. I'm going to rampage. And you barely kind of get to, kind of process this goop because something is going to rocket out of this egg and into the sky, like pure energy. And several hundred feet above your head is essentially a fireworks display. - Oh, pretty. - And it's very, the entire thing is very odd. Very like, why, why, why did that happen?
What, you know, and those of you who are covered in this, what is the reaction to that? - Huh. - Well, that's a big beacon right on us, but it's pretty. - Fell is not wrong. - So, well. Sorry. - Why? - I don't know. I was just going to say like for a second, like with, I feel like this actually calms like Bella down cause she had been kind of like worked up or whatever. And so she's going to like actually turn to Blevin. She's going to be like, hey man, I'm sorry I cursed at you earlier. There was no need for that. - It's quite all right. I put you in quite the predicament.
You did accidentally, like you're doing now. - Yeah. Maybe just ask next time. And she's going to kind of smile at him. Just like, hey, okay. And then she'll go back and be like, we should probably move. Like she's like super calm, even though like this sucks. - Blevin wants to step around the delightful ichor and kind of, he wants to investigate the area a bit. He wants to see if there's like a entity in this pure beam of light or is it just energy? - So there doesn't appear to be anything in this egg anymore. It's just kind of like a, it's like someone peeled a grape or something.
It's just like skin. That's kind of got a, it's kind of like a wet, like kind of floppy kind of viscosity to it. But everything that was in it seems to be out. It was liquid and whatever shot into the sky. - Well, we already have a bunch of people after us. So I think you're right. We should probably not get any more attention. And that is the opposite of that pointing up to this giant fireworks display. - No. So what is a six intelligence check at us, Jameson? - He's drinking it. - No. - Hogg, Hogg. - Are you okay? Like did Darvok just jump bodies or something?
- Feebly try to stop him, but we can't. - He is having a religious euphoric experience. - Epiphany, yes. - He's gonna have to. - He got high off the egg. I got it, okay. - He's taking it in. He's basically, honestly, he's ritualizing it. He's like performing rights with it. - Okay. So like, okay, describe how you're drinking it. Do you just scoop a bunch up with your hands and like? - Sort of, yeah. He's like cupping it with his hands and like bringing it up and like kind of murmuring, you know, prayer over it and such. He's definitely making it. No, he's not performing necessarily.
He's doing it for himself. Like he's not making a show of it, but like when if somebody glances over at him, he is certainly caught up in that. And a part of that is he's actually like, actually drinking it, so. - Does anyone try to stop him from this or is it just why I'm here, you know, yeah. - Liven runs up to Larg and sees what he's doing and how the pure belief and resolution on his face and it just becomes a spectacle in itself that you just have to watch and see what happens. - Tatiana will go up to Larg and sort of, not to interrupt his ceremony, but we'll put a hand on Larg's shoulder and just be like, Larg, bud, we gotta go.
- Yeah, and he'll like, got a couple moments later, he'll finish what he's doing, you know, and then he'll stand up and sort of just like shake off a little bit. And then he'll look at her and he will have a level of peace in his eyes that she may have never seen before. And he'll say, okay, I'm ready. - And because Tatiana didn't smell it or touch it isn't having that experience, so do you wanna take some of your egg goo with you? - And he'll actually, he'll smile a little bit and he'll say, I have enough, thank you. And he'll turn and he'll look at everybody and say, let's go and then off we go.
- That would so unsettle me, like just have, just. - Larg, we just watched you take down this dragon and I'm feeling pretty great, guys. - Leaven has done worse. - Making him a serial killer. - Guys, come to the basement. - I've heard there's yarn in the basement, let's go. - There is yarn in the basement. - There's always money in the banana stand. - You just think about how I like John? Should we do a brisk drive for everybody? - That was great, though. - Vella and Larg, there is almost a spider sense that's kicking in right now. And you are going to feel danger.
And you can almost visually see it represented around you, almost like there's a mini map, right? And you can feel those drums reverberating far behind you. And you can feel like there's something flying your way to the west and like, you can feel all this stuff, but there's one path in front of you that just feels like, it's like this way. Like you just, it's like this, this is not charging into the jaws of something, right? Like you just, you just feel it. - Yeah, I feel like, I mean, if he's taking the lead, Larg is going to go in exactly that direction, but that'd be really making it, as far as he knows, he's the only one who's having this experience.
So he's going to just go that way. - But. - Can I get a travel die from you? Can you just roll? Just give me a D 10. That's all just a D 10. Let's do it. Holy shit. - That's a 10 baby. - Wow baby. - That is good, right? We're just making sure. - That inner piece. - Yeah, he's actually Zenyatta hovering down the road. - Yeah. (group laughing) - When your paladin has a religious epiphany, you got to trust it. - Yeah, right. - Follow that shit, yeah. - Ride that wave. You are going to, essentially, there is a rocky face to these platforms and you're just kind of traveling down right now, almost to kind of get to the quote unquote ground level.
And you are charging up this sandy dune basically. And it is kind of dotted with these big greenish hued rocks. Like it almost looks like plutonium, like all over. It is weird and fucked up. And you're just about to crest over the top of this. And you're going, you're going to hear someone yell, stop. Like they are, there's, it almost sounds like they're panicked. Like not aggressive, more, it's like 60% panic, 40% I'll stab you. - Okay. What direction do we hear it from? - It is just on top of the dune. So if you're, if you're like trying to like scale up this thing, like they are probably 10 feet above you at like a 45 degree angle.
- Can we see them? - Oh yeah, yeah. So they've got this, they've kind of got this cloak like wrapped around their face. It looks like, give me a perception check, everybody. Give me a little, give me a little looky look. - Oh boo. - I'm telling you. - Oh! Jeez, okay. So Vella 11 Tatiana 17, Larg 22, Josephine 19, Blevin 10. I'd say everybody but Vella and Blevin is going to get a pretty good look at this guy. It looks like his face underneath this cloak is pretty like bright red. So probably tiefling or horrifically burned could be either, it's hell. And you're going to see a couple of silhouettes standing behind them.
The way the light is coming off of these rocks, it makes it difficult to see beyond this first guy. So it is, it's kind of hard to see, but he's not alone. And like, he's got a spear, looks pretty crude, honestly. Kind of like a gnarled branch that's been like honed down to a point. And this person looks like he has been through the wringer. Like they have not had an easy time either, it looks like. And you could see in his eyes that it's just like, fuck, just don't, just don't. Like just that kind of thing. - He's speaking common, not like some human tongue.
- No, no, no, no. Sounds like, honestly, like, okay, if this were the real world, like almost kind of sounds like a Minnesota type of thing. It's like, oh, like, okay, that's not like, it's almost the opposite of foreign. Like it's almost, you know what I mean? Like it's almost, it's almost too American. You know what I mean? Like it's almost too like, you know, comfortable. - Hmm. I'm not gonna lie when you said, if this is the real world, my mind immediately went to like the reality show instead of like just actual real world. - Yeah, so like The Miz is here and like, you know.
- Lot of bros. - Lot of bros. Guys who tell it like it is. (all laughing) (laughing) - Oh God. Instant conflict. - I lick him. (all laughing) - And how much saliva would you say is a- - A little term baby. No, if somebody else wants to talk to him, otherwise I'd do a large thing, so. - Just fucking clean him in half, like just. - Just without a drink. - Oh, my leg. - Just whoop, right through. - I'm having an epiphany. Like you just. (all laughing) - Does anybody else want to take it or? - Whoa, whoa, whoa bro. (laughing) - We're just trying to get through. - Hey Jamie.
- Yes. - I'm getting a lot of echo. - Are you? - Yeah. You're several feet away from your mic. - Oh, I have it pulled forward. Here, I can scooch. - Oh my God, it's so much better, right away. - Is it? Okay. We're just trying to get through. (soft music) - There's kind of a moment where like he's scanning, he's scanning the party and the two people are gonna step forward and it looks to be a man and a woman like on his left and right. And they look human, maybe half-elf, something like that. But they're definitely not demons or, you know, skeleton fuckers or whatever.
Like, you know, like they definitely look like just people. - What do those look like? - You can tell that by looking. - Oh, we'll get to the skeleton fuckers, don't worry. - Oh, Jesus. - Well, now if we don't, I'm gonna be disappointed. (all laughing) - Yes, take that. - Like that's, that's a- (all laughing) - Don't you dare enter the rattling caverns. That's where the skeleton fuckers dwell. (all laughing) - Oh, that's dirty, go! - Like just- (all laughing) - A bell chorus of spooky, scary skeleton. (all laughing) - You know what, let's not go there, guys.
Let's not like- - This is silly, please. (all laughing) - Oh my god, I have to go to this point. (all laughing) - No dry bones in hell. (all laughing) - Oh, goodness. So the guy with the spear is gonna kind of just like, kind of lower the spear a bit so that it's not so damn aggressive. You okay, Lisa? (all laughing) - I just made myself laugh again. I'm thinking about a skeleton fucker. (all laughing) - I thought I was good. (all laughing) - Do you wanna get one more out of your system and then we can- (all laughing) - Okay, okay, okay. - I just thought of a sad one.
What if it's him alone, but he's just very vocal when he masturbates? Like what if it's just like- (all laughing) Poor guy. After all, it's hell. Like it's just, it's like, you know what I mean? - No privacy. - Yeah, no. - I thought that'd be girls. - Like just, you know, like it's just, it's a real sausage fest in hell. Yeah, I don't know. Like he was misinformed. (all laughing) Okay. Okay. So this guy's gonna kind of put the spear down a bit so he's not so aggressive. And he's... You're not demons? - No. Are you demons? - No. You can't exactly... It's not an odd question, that's all we've run into.
Please, he's gonna put the spear into the sand here and offer his hand and try to help you up. And like one by one, he would try to like pull people up and yeah. - How long has it been? Are we still wet with egg? - You are not dry. - But not dripping anymore maybe. - Yeah, no, like it's windy. So like I'd say, I'd say those of you who are rocking a 10 are probably a seven. - Oh, okay. - Yeah, like very clammy palms, you know. - So like when Largent takes his eggs, he's just sorry I've got weird sweat. - That might've been one of the things that like, if he saw you guys before you saw him, he was like, oh, we got some real drippy fuckers coming.
Like he's figuring it's like some sort of slime monster. Like it's, you know, and. - The archenemy of the skeleton fuckers, the saga boys are here. (all laughing) Not a dry down in sight. All right, I'm done. - Oh man, there's definitely an 80s cartoon in there. Like, like if we got barnyard commandos, we could definitely get some fucking like soggy versus skeletons. - Sounds like a fucking Fortnite season. - God, I want to see that season pass. That's so weird. Okay. As you guys are getting pulled up here, there's a bunch of people. There's like 10, maybe 15 people.
They're kind of spread out and facing different directions. Like they have like a little camp set up almost. Like not like a tent and fire and stuff like that, but it looks like they're moving in such a way that they can kind of watch their flanks constantly, that type of thing. And this person, like once he gets up there, Roosevelt, I have so many questions. So how long have you been out here? - How long have we been? - Yeah. - It's only been a couple of days, right? - Yeah. - It has not been long. - Yeah. It's kind of tough. It all blends together in hell.
- Right. - Could be since last July, could be since two days ago. (laughs) - It feels like an eternity. - It sure does. (laughs) - I'm not exactly sure how long we've been down here. I know that some of us were frozen, I guess you could say for a longer period of time, but we were recently woken up and are now trying to find some sort of exit. What have you sort of gesturing to this group of people? - Yeah. That's almost dead on what we've been doing. It's been, I don't know, a couple dozen hours maybe, but it's been, pardon the expression, it's been nothing but hell since we woke up.
We've been attacked nonstop. We saw the lights and we thought someone was trying to signal maybe, and it was a long shot, but we came this way. - Sorry, you raised your hand. Go for it. Take it. - No, that was just Larg in the background being like, I did that. I did the wrong thing. (laughs) - Oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. - Yeah, the lights were us. We have had hell too. Most recently, a dragon. (soft music) So there's kind of this pause where like, God, where do we, like, God, where do we even go from here? This is fantastic though. More people is good. We could, well, I'll be honest, we don't really have a plan other than survive, but there's gotta be a way out, right?
This can't be, this can't be eternity. I've, I don't believe I've lived a life that would have me end up here. Though I could be wrong. I don't presume to know what the gods think. There's a little bit of bitterness in his voice as he says that. - Well, for starters, what is your name, good sir? - It's Roosevelt Thatcher. And he'd have his hand out again. - Levin would shake it with his, a nice little glove on, white glove, little dirty from, you know, what's been going on, but it still looks cordial. - Yeah, and he would be like, ooh, dry. Like just, you know, like it would be.
- Yes, Levin is dry. And then he'll say, my name is Levin. This is Larg, Josephine, Vella, and Tatiana. As you can tell, we just left that beacon. We were afraid we were drawing undue attention to ourselves. You might be in the same danger if you're headed that way. - What did it? If I can ask. - Well, our champion here, Larg, fell. The most foul creature, an evil, ugly dragon, took it off, completely off the face of the earth. It was amazing feat and this dragon, it hit the ground, shattered cities, or shattered buildings. And when we found the creature, it was translucent.
It was beautiful almost, and it spawned this being of light that, well, I won't lie to you, it seemed glorious. It seemed things of dreams, things of hope. From what I can tell, I did not dabble in such things. I left it to my constituents, but from what I could tell, it was quite pleasant. But as you know, things in this realm that are pleasant draw ire, so we left. - Wow. Can I get, can I get a perception check from everyone, please? - Can I exchange my perception check for an insight check? - Sure. - I'm, did, for Roosevelt? - Yeah. - Just like generally, it's like how- - Right, their general story, like, oh, the same thing happened to us.
So funny that you said that, you know? Like maybe I should have let them tell us first, but too late. Well. - Okay, so everyone wrote like crap. - All night. - Blevin, oh no, Blevin six, sorry. Vella 13, that's not bad. Josephine 13, Larg 10, Tatiana eight. - Um, insight wise, nothing sounds off about that story. It's more or less like, ah, I mean, that's not, I mean, it happened to us. Why couldn't it happen to other people? Why are we so special maybe? Or like if they were lying to attack us, like you feel like they have the edge to just stab down at you, you know what I mean?
And they didn't. So, you know, like you were already at a disadvantage. - Yeah, that's true. But they could just be fucking with us 'cause it's hell, you know? - As Blevin is kind of describing the thing with the dragon and all that, he's like, oh, the champion Larg here, just kind of talking you up being your hype man. - The bardic regale. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. A woman in the back kind of facing outward is gonna turn her head human. And she's gonna kind of look over, like I heard, like almost like, did someone say my name type of thing? Like that type of thing.
And she's probably only about 15, 20 feet away. It's a pretty tight circle. And she's gonna adjust her eyes and almost stumble toward the group. Larg? - Oh no. - And Larg would recognize this woman as Ellen Sable. And like there's, it's like a dispersion like a disbelief in her eyes, like almost tears of joy. And she's going to like close the rest of the distance and just wrap her arms around Larg. - Yeah, so all of the things that Larg has been over the last couple of hours, like he was kind of defiant and grumpy about getting kicked out of the tower. And then he was an enormous rage monster.
And then he was as basically euphoric as he was and sort of, what's the word I'm thinking of? - Skeleton fucker. - Skeleton. (group laughing) - Serene is the word I was thinking of. - Zen. - Same thing. - Just like after everything, like everything he's been through over even just the past couple hours. And he sees her and he instantly looks like he's a 14 year old kid. And he makes it maybe two steps towards her and sort of kneels down. And he returns the hug and just buries his face in her neck, inside of her neck. - And as awful as everything's been and as lost as the group might feel, their group might feel, there's just like this tiny bit that washes over the group of like, okay, it's not all terrible.
It's not, there's just still hope for something. I think it's a good time for us to stop for the night. - Oh, so good. - I was hoping. - And then you said it and I got happy. - Same. - Dead characters, baby. - I wondered. - Yeah. - I wonder if she was down here. Had to do it. - That was great. But it's so good. - Just at the end of it, Blevin just kind of leans to the nearest person. Do I still got it? - Kind of a weird backdoor, you're welcome type of. (group laughing) - Best hype man ever. - Still got it. (soft music) (soft music) (soft music) (soft music)