Nothing Gold Can Stay

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- With Uber Reserve, you can book your Uber ride in advance. 90 days in advance. Perfect for all you forward thinkers and planning gurus. Reserve your Uber ride up to 90 days in advance. Uber Reserve, see Uber app for details. - Oh, let's do that thing where we go around the table and introduce ourselves. I'm Jason, I'm the Dungeon Master going around the table. Starting with Jasper. - Hello, I am Jasper. I play Petrichor Mulch, the Vanali Druid. - And Alex. - Hello, I'm Alex and I play K'nahn, the Human Warlock. - And Brianna. - Hi, I'm Brianna and I play runes, the Faden, barbarian monk.

(dramatic music) - And last and certainly not least, Susan. - Hi, I'm Susan. I'll be playing Tamika Fildihan, the Shifter Sorcerer. - All right. We are here to talk about Fabio. - Absolutely not. - And all Fabio related content. (buzzer buzzing) All right, we're done. Okay, fine. (laughing) - Don't give away the Patreon content. - Yeah. (laughing) - All that hot Fabio talk. In the comments, guys, can you name a male model from the 90s that isn't Fabio? 'Cause we were scratching our heads. Like I can't pick one. - I thought it was one, but I can't remember if it was in the late 80s.

- No. - Fabio consumed each one, defeated and consumed each one. (laughing) - That's how he got so big. - Fucking Mega Man, the Mega Man of models over here. - I had to follow him now. (laughing) - Oh, I can name one. 'Cause I watched America's Next Top Model, Nigel Barker. - Oh. - I don't know who that is. - I thought that was a photographer. - Yeah, he was a model who became a photographer. - Oh. - I know that shows problematic guys. I know. - I watch a YouTuber who reviews old episodes of America's Next Top Model and it opens with trigger warning, the 2000s.

(laughing) - That's the name of the channel. - It's great. - In retrospective, I know it's problematic. I do not watch it now. Okay. - So what were we doing last time? - Good question. - Well, that is an excellent question, Jasperino. We were tumbling through the sky, basically. The catwalks above this huge cultish backdrop have been utterly smashed. You guys severed the chains above, all of that ripping that coffin-type box out of the large hole of the center. The chains have been let loose, the chains smashed all of those walkways. And what we're gonna be doing right this second is dealing with you guys potentially falling.

And I need everybody to give me a dexterity save and it's gonna be a high DC. So, oh, that's why you didn't let us run down the stairs because you were like, eh, you're not down the stairs. - Oh yeah, no. (laughing) - No, no, no, that's not. ♪ Dexterity save ♪ ♪ Dexterity save ♪ - Oof, let's get one for. ♪ Dexterity save ♪ But it's with, it's normal. - It's normal. - Damn, okay, Terry. - Where can I roll? - All right, Terry did. - Hey, what I rolled the first time was better, but I'm a man of principle and word, so I will take the eight, which would have been a 17, but whatever, not a big deal, it's okay.

You know, it's not a big deal. It's a big deal, I'm kidding. - Just like last session, there's good news, bad news. - Great. - Obviously, the good news is, boy, if you wanted to throw a wrench into this operation, you certainly have, right? It is absolutely a mess. The problem is this wasn't a remote detonation. You had to be there to do it. So this catwalk, we rolled last time to see how much damage it was gonna do when it was a seven to the actual catwalk. The other stuff is totaled, right? That coffin got thrown to the side, there's chains dropping on everybody, they're screaming.

And the platform you're on, this catwalk, is going to get hit with these chains, and it's just gonna crush, like crush all that. And it's going to pitch to just like dip in immediately. So you're gonna start tumbling down. And again, this is still part of the good news. It's not a straight drop. It is like a 50 degree angle right now, but it's getting worse. And we have- - It's Titanicing, right? It's like the Titanic thing, everybody's starting to slide down, but it's safe and fun and everybody's gonna survive. - It's like the Titanic, yes. Yeah, so safe and fun.

Safe and fun. That was the motto of the Titanic. (laughing) - The dog raps. - Yep. (laughing) - When no one's seen Titanic, the animated feature? Dog raps. - Absolutely. - One of the two. - Yeah. (laughing) - Runes were a 13, petrichor 17, Terry, crit it with a 21, dog seven, Tamika 11, and I almost said Conan, K'Nan eight. - That's my next character. - Conan, K'Nan, they're the same. - Conan's the next guy. - Conan's the next guy. Conan's the next one. - Yeah, K'Nan worships Chrom, right? Like that, yeah, sure. So. With the exception of Terry and petrichor, everyone is going to take eight D6 damage.

- What? - So, and petrichor and Terry are gonna take four D6 damage. So I'm gonna roll that, hold on a second. So what's gonna happen is this is going to pitch downward and obviously it's gonna start kind of soft and just dump you. And there is a cavernous expanse, you have to fall down, but you are going to hit various objects as it's all falling apart. And it's gonna dump you out at the bottom. And there's, oh, go ahead, please, please. How much time, how much time are we falling? Like how long is it? It's kind of a weird question. - Yeah. - Yeah, how much time are we falling?

- Is this damage from the fall itself or from hitting objects as we're falling? - That's a good question. - I think it's a little column A, little column B, right? 'Cause like it's, there's like, obviously the bridge isn't breaking in one clean, like a Lego thing, right? It's, there's thousands of heavy rocks and you know, stuff like that. Like if you think about it, like you and 200 bricks are falling at the same time, you know? Like it's, yeah. - 'Cause I have Feather Fall, which is a reaction. - I have Slow Fall, which is also a reaction. So here's the thing, and I'm always, I'm always on the fence about these powers because they're there to mitigate fall damage, obviously.

And in a situation like this, it does feel like, it's like, well, I just, I turned it on. And it's always a thing where it's like, well, would you have the wherewithal to do that in that situation? Like, you know? - And Alex, you said you had Feather Fall too? - I did not, no, no, no. Mine was, I looked, I looked about casting Fly, but that's, that seems like it'd be too complicated to do while I'm falling and getting hit by shit along the way, so not happening. - So what we'll do is let's roll the damage and see what that's gonna be. And we'll reduce that for runes.

And then let's see, okay, you know what, Susan, do me a favor. So we're gonna, you knew this was probably gonna collapse. So let's operate on the assumption that you knew, this wasn't a surprise that shit's falling apart. So let's operate on the assumption that, you know, it's like, okay, and you're ready to go. - And I have the piece of feather knowing that I'm, I'm right next to the chains. I'm probably gonna fall. - So that's the thing that makes these spells so dumb. Like I don't, like if you're planning on jumping and you have a feather ready, the casting time, the regions, it all makes it, it's like, well, how would you have that on the, just don't worry about it.

Just don't worry about the regions. So, okay. - Like I would be cool with maybe like rolling to see if I dropped it in the excitement 'cause I am taking damage from getting hit with stuff too, or. - I think what we should do is just treat it like you automatically succeeded. So you just take half the damage. - Okay. - Because they're shit falling with you. - And I can choose up to five willing creatures. - Oh. - I don't think I was near anything. I have to be close to you, I think for that. - I have to be within 60 feet of you. - Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh yeah, you guys were within 60 feet of each other.

Yeah, all right. Well, that's good for Doug. - Yeah. - Oh wait, five. - Yeah, that's what I, yeah. - Someone has to grab someone or. (laughing) Yeah, they're still like, I can't get everybody. I might even just do, how about we could do it randomly? I could see who I activate the spell on because I am a random caster anyways. - That seems fair. - I think that seems great, yeah. - Yeah. - Okay. - But Doug is a given, right? - Oh God, has to be, right? - 'Cause if you get everyone but Doug, no one's ever gonna fucking forgive you. (laughing) - Even if it's random.

- Survivors Guild. (laughing) - Well, okay, here's what I think we should do then. Everybody rolls a D20 and whoever's lowest gets left out. - Okay. - Yeah. - Well, should it include me? - I mean, you gotta cast on yourself. - Yeah, I think that's a part of it. Like that's the activation. - Oh, I saw three, I almost threw my computer desk. Oh my God. (laughing) - All right, Terry, let's see, just a D20 for Terry. - He'll be fine either way. - Please Doug, please Doug. (laughing) - Terry, that motherfucker is lucky, 18. - Yeah. - Doug. - Thank God, okay. - 16, okay.

- At your core. - At your core, you gotta roll too. (dice rolling) - What, huh? (laughing) - You gotta give me D20, just Terry. - Sorry, sorry, sorry. - No, that's okay, I'm sorry to bother you. (laughing) - Fuck. - It's fine, I forget. - Oh my God, I felt, I can feel it. (laughing) - See, oh my God. - That was a joke, obviously. - I think Los Angeles just had like a fucking 6.0 earthquake. - It's okay, okay. It got fucking cold in Florida. - Just give me a heads up next time. Just make sure I have a little advance notice, that's all. That's what I need. Stop this.

- I'm crying. - All right. - So this is good, the one person with slow fall is the one who rolled the lowest, so that works out. - Yeah. - Yeah. - All right, let's roll that damage. - Oh no. - Not good. - 86. - 28 damage, that's not as bad as it could have been. - True, there are some ones in there. - Well. - So Feather Fall, we could see half, right? Is that what's happening? - Yes, you're taking half that damage. So 28, you're taking 14 damage. - We did agree that slow fall was okay. So can we say that runes landed with the Superman pose, like in Deadpool? Pretty please?

Like that's like a monk ability, so I like to think that he did something cool like that. Like that's how he avoided damage, but it's just like he fell correctly. - I don't know how you fall a football field's length correctly. - It's probably not directly on your knees. That's fair. - Whatever. - But he's also made of bone, so. - True, I say just do your thing, yeah. So this is obviously, this is just gonna be calamity for a bit, right? There's solid rock falling in every direction. You guys are going to, dogs knocked out right away. Terry, let's see, Terry's.

You guys are actually going to, you're gonna fall into an area here and it's gonna get quiet after a while because this is pure chaos. It's a big, big area down here and you are going to just drop and there's bits of old building and wall and whatever was down here, shitloads of things have fallen on top of it. So there's lots of bridge. So hunks of bridge, so there's lots of, I guess, cover for lack of a better term. So let's say you guys land in a spot where no one's on top of you, right this minute, right? After everyone lands, like you're being bounced around, you're hitting things on the way down.

Like honestly, bones should have shattered on you. Without slow fall, that would have been way worse, obviously, and there's probably even like a ringing in your ears. There's gotta be something where it's like, okay, hold on. Like that was a lot. What's everyone's reaction after they hit bottom here? It depends on how violently I hit bottom, but K'Nan, I assume there's like debris that hit him on the way down and then the fall, like even with Feather Fall Down, like it probably applied itself. And as he hit the ground, another piece of like debris catches him.

And that's the thing, the fall didn't hurt you at all. It's just things you're being pelted by, I'd say like softball-sized sharp rocks all the way down. God, yeah. He tries, after he lands and gets hit again, 'cause I mean, fucking 14 damage, he's gonna try and move out of the way, like just shuffle as stuff is collapsing and coming down still with the rest of the party coming down, he's just trying to move. There's no overhang or anything, but just trying to like, kind of sidestepping debris as it comes down and he's gonna try and heal whoever comes near him first.

So I don't know whoever Feather Falls Down with, like nearby him, he's gonna try and attend to their wounds. Dog, it's dog. Dog, dog. Yeah. Okay, how much does dog, dogs really hurt, I remember. Dogs out, dogs unconscious. Oh, okay, dog, yeah, you're gonna get all of my... All spell slots right now. No, no, no, my healing light, I have 10 HP to restore. What's dog's HP total, I forget, is it eight? It's 13 right now, but dog's gonna be leveling up soon. Okay, dog, I'm gonna give you five. I don't wanna give the whole thing. Yeah, and I'm gonna subtract five.

Okay, that's it for me, can't do anything else. Just over dog healing her. I do have Hand of Healing for each key point. I can do 1D six plus two hit points of healing if anyone is desperate for heals right now, I don't know. Everyone else can do that. Well, to that point, I don't think Petrichor has his hit points removed here. Oh yeah, I didn't, sorry. Terry would, if... There's a pretty large wall to sit your back against. This is the first time, you're gonna hear yelling, but it's in the distance, right? It's kind of chaos and it'll be someone yelling and it's very echoey in the far distance.

So, so far, no one seems to be around you. This is the first chance you've had in a while to kind of catch your breath and get... You're behind enemy lines, as behind enemy lines as you can get, right? This mission is not going the way you had hoped it would go, but you're making progress in the new mission you find yourself in. But like Terry's gonna try to like, anybody who's injured or anything like that, just kind of like drag them up toward the wall here and just kind of like lean in, just kind of... Just be as unseen as possible, right? Just kind of like curl up.

Gotcha. Petrichor is probably gonna be... I'm just imagining slammed by a couple of big bricks and boulders and whatevers and just losing his breath even as he lands. If Terry's gonna pull, he's not gonna look good 'cause Petrichor right now is down to five HP. He's gonna be wobbly and not... He's probably gonna... He's not gonna fall straight down, but he's gonna be trying to hold himself up, not doing good. He's looking around for Dog. He's gonna see Dog's gonna be taking care of enough, right? And then he's probably gonna start losing it, like really tunnel vision a little bit.

As Terry pulls him, he's not gonna know who's landed, even what happened necessarily. So he's just gonna say, he's gonna yell, "Sound off, sound off, one!" He's like, "Who's awake? Who's alive?" - Oh yeah. - Yeah. - Rune's claps. - That's twice. - Yeah, okay. - So he's two, he did two claps. - Okay, K'Nan said three and four over here, and you hear him kind of grumbling. Also, I did my spell wrong. Healing Light is a pool. I have 10 dice. - Oh! - 10 D6. - Oh! - That's way better than 10 HP. - That is way, way better. - Yeah, it's like 10 doesn't sound great at all.

- Yeah, you weren't thinking of paladin healing. - Yes. - Yeah. - I think you're thinking, it's like, "Well, I'm a warlock, it's probably crappy." (group laughing) It's actually opposite. It's not crap, it's actually pretty decent. So I'm gonna spend two on Dog, giving me eight. - Ooh! - Okay. - And that's D6. - Yeah, Dog will do that thing where obviously laying on her side, and then wakes up, so it's like, "Whoa!" That little weird kick up, Dogs do. - Then the back, back, back, back, back, back, back. - Yeah. - With the ears. - So, so any... - Three HP. - You got, imagine this place is just rubble and dust, right?

It's gotta be thick. No one can see anything, basically. And if, okay, so if Petrichor does yell, like, that is great for getting everybody to, like, Tary's relatively unharmed, like a bit. I mean, you know, obviously the guy's missing an eye and all that stuff, but like, from this encounter, he probably walked out the best. And he's gonna run over to Petrichor, it's like, "Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, it's okay, okay, okay. We're gonna get everybody, it's okay, shh, shh." - In the background, you hear, "Five!" - No. (group laughing) - Like, you're just sitting up after, it's, "Oh my God, just like, just, just like, pouting you, like, kind of propping you against those walls, okay, okay, it's okay, just, just, just relax, I'm gonna, I'm gonna help get everybody, just, just." - Okay.

- Yeah, if I see Petrichor, I'm gonna heal him too, I'm gonna like, I'm gonna scoot over to him, still hugging the wall a little bit, and then say, "Hey, big guy, just, just relax," and then just focus and give him, I'll give you four of my dice here. - Ooh, man, I'll take 'em. Thank you. - Oh, much better, 11. - Whew, I'll do that math. - I only have four healing light dice left. - How's Tomika doing? - I'll save those for whoever else. - I'm okay, I wasn't in the fight from before, so I only have about 14 damage. - Yeah, she was shooting the chain. - Yeah.

- She was like casting, was it fireball? - Yes, vitriolic sphere, and as in fireball. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. - Hey, he's gonna, so Petrichor's coming back into focus now, like, he's gonna put his hand on Kanan's shoulder, like, "Whew, okay, I needed that. Was it a hole in one, did we get it?" - He'll look up towards the debris that I envisioned, you can hear creaking, people screaming, and like figuring out what's happening. Yeah, and like there's still some hanging pieces that are coming down every now and then. Kanan will go, "I mean, it fell, but I'm pretty sure that thing didn't fall down all the way.

We know it's a coffin, that large." - Yeah. - That big coffin-shaped thing. - Yeah, assuming. - The coffin didn't fall in here, it fell up there and it's still open. - It's up there or sit down here with us? - It didn't make it all the way down, right? It didn't fall into the hole. - Didn't fall into the hole, it would be down where you are, that tunnel. - So we're on the same plane. - The hole is there. - The same slack, yes. - As a whole. - Yeah. - So we want to push it into the hole? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, Petrichor, exactly. So Petrichor's gonna start getting, we gotta get it in the hole.

- That's really heavy. - Tary, yeah, no, Tary is almost not pushing you down. It's like, "Whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey, hey. Right now, I don't think anybody can see us, and I think this is the best time we have to stay here and patch up for just a few minutes. Just, let's just, like..." - I thought Tary was just about to drop his first F bomb. Just like a few fucking minutes. - Yeah. - No, just- - Not yet. - No, it's not that serious yet. - Soon. - It's not that serious. No, it's a paladin in training. He would never, he would never. - He should. - Paladin of Kord.

- I was gonna say, he's- (all laughing) - There is a- - There is a- - Power word fuck is definitely a paladin spell. - There is a power word fuck. - Yeah. I was gonna say, there's a template for paladin. There's a template for paladin of Kord set forth by someone else. - Is that like Uda used on Brie? - Is it? - Aww. (laughing) - Anyway, could I top petrichor off a little bit more with my hands of healing? Would that be appropriate? - Well, here's what I'm gonna do. Here's what I'm gonna say. One of us needs to roll a D20. And as long as it's not a one or a two, no one's going to stumble upon this area.

No one's, 'cause again, this is, vision is extremely restricted. People are injured. Like there's a, it's an all hands on deck. I think you have at least an hour, but- - Oh, nice. - Yeah. Yeah. And I think Susan should roll it this time. - Okay. - She's cool. It's fine. - Yeah, cool. - She's cool as a cucumber. It's fine. - It's like she was responsible for, you know, basically propelling us forward. Basically I'm saying, you had a lot of responsibility already. - Okay. - And Alex, let's do it. - I worded it wrong. I was trying to find a way to say like, it's not like she's already done most of the heavy lifting.

That would have been better. - Right? No, I agree. Then let's, you know, I think group leader then. I think you're right. - No, I don't want to take home her thunder. I was just trying to be sarcastic to you. - Oh! (laughing) - Okay, I'm gonna roll. - Yeah. Okay. - Very much not a one-er. - Very good. - 18. Okay. Short rest for everyone. So I imagine during this time, it's literally bandaging up. It's just trying to regain, like short rests for spell slots and stuff like that. I always, that's just a warlock, but I always imagine it's literally just, just hold on.

Let me, let me sit down for a minute. Let me catch my breath. Let me, you know, 'cause it's been go, go, go since you got to the city. - Okay. - Do you remember how I said Dog was gonna level up? - Yeah. - You guys have a choice to make. - Okay. - Okay. - So Dog has a chance to learn a new skill, basically. - Skill tree, I love it. - So there's three up on the, up for you guys to choose. Mighty push, mighty bite, mighty pull. So mighty bite is self-explanatory, right? It's an, basically it's an automatic crit for Dog. Like just, it gets to do that once per, you know, once per long rest.

Mighty push and mighty pull operate pretty much the same way, but essentially Dog gets to operate as if the maximum athletics check is done once per long rest. So whether pulling somebody out of debris or pushing a bad guy off a bridge or something like that, like that's basically how this functions. She's also gonna go up to 21 hit points. - Yes. - So I don't know. I'm trying to think about what makes sense for Dog. Dog has not been a biting Dog or a fighter. - She thinks he is. - Well, I mean, she's been a fighter. She's been a champ, but. - She has been a champion.

- What I think, what makes sense to me is, imagine this big sheave just coming up and like jumping up like my Dog does, just jumps up and tries to put paws on and just like, like knock down, right? That feels Dog-like. - Mighty push then. - Mighty push. That's my take on it. - I was thinking very similar like that. 'Cause to me, Bite seems very aggressive and Dog isn't, she's not a warrior by any means. She's more of like, hey, whatever you guys are doing, I'll follow your lead or how can I help? - Yeah. - Basically. Mighty pull. - Pull could be good. - Yeah, like if one of us falls off or slipping off of something, it needs to help.

- I feel like leveling up for Dog is almost like getting a little bit more confidence. It's like, you know what? No, I'm gonna get in the fray here. Maybe I'm not a bloody Bite Dog. You know, like I'm gonna rip somebody's arm off, but pushing somebody down makes sense. - I think it's self-defense, right? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. But a little more like self-defense, but with a little bit of like, I'll get in there with you if you need me to, kind of a thing. That's my take. - Oh, a Dog flashes back to that kid kicking her and she's like, if only I could have pushed him away.

- Exactly. Fuck that kid, man. Get the hell out of here. We're going back, we're burning that place down. We go back. It was dirt hollow, wasn't it? - Oh boy. - Burn hollow. - Don't we just burn hollow? - Nah, that was my job. Start it over. - Again. - Yeah. - I would say push. I would say my votes for also push as well. - Yeah. - All right. Mighty push. - Done. - Everybody spend all of the hit die that you, that you want to spend. And like, after an hour, I would say it's reduced vision, but not a blanket of debris and dust, right? It's just kind of, it's still in the air.

It's kind of hard to breathe here and there. You might even have to like put your, put your arm up over your face in certain areas, but you're going to hear a lot more chatter and it's a, it's a lot closer. Like, you know, you'd have to, give me actually, you know what? Anybody trained in perception? Give me perception. - I'm not. - Me either. - I'm not either. - Oh. - 11. - Yeah. - Oh boy. So looking around, you're going to hear a few different types of yelling. There's the base level, you know, we gotta, we gotta free the coffin yelling. Like you, from this, I think you would know that it's probably a bit buried.

And then you're going to hear guard yelling, like the kind it's like, okay, I want to see bodies. If we don't see bodies, they're not dead, especially in this city. Like, you know, I, I'm not going to, I'm not going to guess the fall killed them. Then you're going to hear, this is just a single yell. And it sounds, it's definitely a woman's voice. And it's, it's urgent. It asks, it's asking people to come to her, like, but not because she's in danger because she found something basically. But yeah, it's lots of yelling, lots of chaos, but... - Okay. - You're in the middle of this.

It's basically an L-shaped wall. There's a big, just a huge amount of space out there. And in the center of it is this massive hole and near it is that coffin. So yeah, yes. But like you can, I have a map to show you, like it's not, it's not for combat or anything like that. It's more just, you know, yeah. Oh, okay. It's like a, we're behind the wall and this is like a visual representation of, ah. Yeah, that's all. Cause it is, yeah. Like it. - And where would you say the hole is, well, relative to the L-shaped wall? Like on the little side, on the longer side?

- I would say from you, it's probably a good three or 400 feet to the south. - Okay. - Okay, we got to wait. - Yeah. And like there's lots of little places like this to sneak. So that is an option. Yeah. - And you said that coffin did open? - No, I said that they're trying to open it. - Like they're trying to open it. Okay. - Yeah. Cause the panic from the coffin, the cultists trying to get to the coffin is, uh oh, it dropped. Like, does that screw up? Does that screw up our plans? Does that mess up the ritual? Does that, you know? So there's a lot of urgency there.

And then guards are, you know, they're, yeah, they are fanning out. They are coding this area. Yes. - Okay. So we pretty much have two options here. We can try to run away or we can try to finish taking out that coffin. - Well, Tamika and I don't have two options. We have one. - Oh yeah. - We can't, we can't leave. - I do think that during this hour, at some point, runes is going to reach into his bag and he's going to take out a black rock that he carved into a long, long time ago and hand it to Tamika and it just says, I'm sorry on it. And he's going to let her keep it because it's her rock now.

- Tamika's going to hold it in both her hands and look down at it. And, uh, no, it's, it's okay runes. I'm sorry. When we all fell, I was able to get everybody else, but then I saw you drop. Cause imagine that scene, everybody else just, slowly starts to fall. And then the rune just goes. - He's going to brush his shoulder. I'm BD. - Yeah. So we're all discussing it too. And looking down at the rock, we gotta, after we're done healing out, we, we gotta take out the coffin. - K'nahn and I promised. We, we gotta. - And K'nahn kind of like, I would assume I'm pretty close by he'll just saddle up next to Tamika Nott and put his hand on her shoulder.

Like, yeah, it's, it's not easy having that particular boss. - Okay. How many guards are between us and the coffin? Would you say? - Oh, good question. - Or people in general. I mean, it's been, yeah. (laughing) - What if I did an insight? Can I? No, I don't know. - You know that there are a lot of voices out there. - Shit. I feel like this, I mean, just looking at it from a tactical standpoint, this feels like a, keep them, keep them entertained while a group of strong people push it as much, as far as they can. And I don't like those types of scenarios because there's too many, there's too many retaining walls in that one.

Right? And if one breaks, the other one's absolutely screwed. I think K'nahn would, he would address this too. He would, he would lay it out as tactically as he can with like a stick in whatever nearby patch of loose dirt is there and just start drawing out, drawing out the scenarios for everybody. Like, okay, if we got to get to the coffin, we got to push it into the hole. This is what we're going to do. And then he highlights group one or however many people distract. And group two is full of obviously runes, 110% in Tary. And then whoever else goes, I don't know.

I would, I mean, at this point we can discuss, but yeah. - Oh, Dog's got that mighty push. - Oh yeah. - I mean, wouldn't that be? (all laughing) - Dog gets on her behind. - That half point. - They pushed it to the edge. - Yeah, I think, you know what? It's, it's K'nahn draws it up differently then. He says, okay, we'll get to Mica and Petrichor. I think we entertain and distract while the others push the coffin. And then he looks at Petrichor and says, and you big guy, I think you have freedom of range. You can pick whichever team you want because you're pretty versatile.

- Hey, one thing I'm not strong. That's actually true is strength is super low. It's almost his dumpster. Actually it is his dumpster. - Mine too. - So, so he's actually gonna say, look, I'm not gonna be much help. I might be able to be there and be just one more, you know, brick in the wall, but at the same time, I'm not gonna be much as help. He's gonna sort of point over at runes. Like I ain't, I ain't gonna be like that. But what I can do is scurry around, make sure I'm in a place and get everybody else's attention, do that all on my own. - And goes right back to the, our first entry into this freaking dungeon where you're like, he was like, oh yeah, I'll just go down by myself and scurry about and do recon.

Yeah, I mean, cannot, cannot. - This time it's not recon. This time it's I can make everybody follow me pretty easy. - Cannot looks at them. That's, that's a heavy risk. I mean, we don't know how many are out there. Sounds like this is pretty much, this is their center. This is where they, this is where their focus has been for however long they've been down here. They should all probably, they all, they're all, they're all here. They all live here. They all work here. - Thus far. And like, I don't, I didn't want to pull the trigger on this, but the cultists or at least the majority of the cultists and the majority of the guards have been vampires, correct?

- What you've, you haven't run into a ton of them, but the group up on the bridge definitely were, but they all appear to be like spawn. You know what I mean? Like they're- - The two that we knocked out too were spawn as well. They weren't full. I don't think. - No. - So the sun box wouldn't have - The sun box? - Some utility here. - The holy hand grenade. - Do we have the grenade? - Yeah. - Oh yes. - It's in a box. It's the holy hand grenade. - Are you holding a runes? I forget if you have it or if Tamika has it. - I think I'm holding it. I think we passed it back and forth a few times, but.

- Yeah. It's honestly, I think it's safest with runes. I think to bit more than anybody else. - No one's going to get through that bone armor. - If you, let's say you pull it out. You're just, you know, like that, like that, you know, this is always an option, big red button. I think Terry would actually speak up and just, I don't think we should split up. Traditionally that has not worked out very well. There was the time where some of us were almost eaten by a bird, some of us were almost torn apart by, I don't even know what those things were. The pale guys in the, that.

- Oh, I forgot about that. - I don't think any of us are in good shape. And if one of us gets cornered and we're alone. Yeah. - Terry, you're right. I just, I guess there's a part of me that kind of, I guess I kind of feel like I don't know that we're going to make it out of here anyway. I'm sorry to say it out loud, but I'm just trying to do the best we can, the best good we can, that we can. - Yeah, Kanan kind of like nods in agreement with Petrichor and jumps in. Yeah, let's not sugarcoat it. This is, this has a very high chance of being a one-way ticket, of just finishing the job and not getting out of here.

I'm not going to lie anymore. He looks at Terry when he says this, and I'm very sorry that you got involved, Terry, but we couldn't have made it this far without your help. And I know it's asking a lot, but having you come with us to finish this, it would mean a lot, not only for me and the group, but also for my patron and literally the side of good. I can guarantee you doing this and people figuring out and finding out what we've done here, stopping whatever it is we're going to stop, that'll get you into the halls of the paladins faster than, you know, you signing up and going through training.

I can guarantee you that. But make no mistake doing this, getting that coffin into whatever's down that hole and getting rid of it before the cultists have a chance to do whatever it is they want to it, that's doing good for everyone. So I think you're right about staying together, but I still think the initial grouping of people is very important. Those who have the ability to use their strength should focus on the coffin and the rest of us protect them while still being within the same area. And he's going to put his hand out to Terry, like, what'd he say?

And obviously, yeah, he's going to reach out and shake your hand and yeah, the one way trip thing I kind of figured out a little while back, but. I don't think they'll see it coming if we just run for the coffin. I think maybe we should just try to punch through the middle, like while everyone's distracted, we just get to the coffin and push it in before anyone could do anything. I mean, listen, our first goal was to make this town be, I don't know, an oasis for vampires and humans alike. That was out the window probably the moment we put our foot through the door, walking out from White Raven's camp.

So, oh, here we are. Maybe it is just about pushing that thing into the hole and just like you said, just make it happen and fingers crossed we'll make our way out. Terry, there's one thing I want to say to you. It's been a real pleasure watching you grow over the last, God, it's only been a couple of days probably here, right? It feels like a week. A week almost. I feel like we met you and you were a certain kind of Terry and I think he's going to look at his missing eye. He's going to say, and now you're a very different Terry and I think that's a good thing.

One thing I told you long ago, I told you that in the Vanali language that the word for mistake and the word for experience is the same word. And I think you have taught me that that is a huge problem in the Vanali language. I think we've made some real serious mistakes and I think this is going to be not a mistake. I think we're going to do what you said here. He's going to look over at Kanan. I think this is it. Tamika, runes. Let's get that thing in the hole. Kanan's pumped. He's pumped up after this. He's like, oh, Petrikor speaking every time from now on.

Absolutely. Tamika's like shaking her head like really fast. Yeah. I think I got a few more big spells too. If we want to clear a path. Is the ground soft enough that runes could write something by any chance? It's mostly brick, but there's lots of like there's lots of dust. So, yeah, that's how I was drawing my little map on the ground. The old wash me type of thing. Like, yeah, he's just going to write on the ground. Let's try not to die. And he's going to underline not three times. Yeah, Kanan gives him thumbs up. Hey, that's Terry. Yeah, I already. Terry's got his backpack off and just looking through, it's like, all right, what do we got?

What's left? Good question. Got the hand grenade. I'll give that to either Tamika or Kanan. I feel like maybe Petrikor, like whichever three of you I'm going to be pushing a coffin. You definitely feel like that should go to someone else. Petrikor will reach out for it. He'll say, I'm telling you, I'm not going to be much help pushing anything, but I can certainly hold a box. All right, box goes to Petrikor. OK, I don't have any items. I mean, I myself and the item, I am the tool. True. Dog has some healing. I can't remember how many, but I think Dog has some healing potions in a little pack.

The dog always wears. Always like a Saint Bernard. Yep. And I can provide cover fire, but I know I'm small, but I'm actually surprisingly strong, guys. I keep forgetting. I keep forgetting. And then she like shows her PC like Michelle Obama arm. Like, yeah, like that's my highest stat along with charisma. Holy crap. Wow. Do real quick. Can we see the hole from here? You know, if we like look around the corners and sort of like or are we just like way, no way being able to see what we're looking at? Yeah, I think what you'd see is not because you're on the same plane.

You probably wouldn't see the hole, but you'd see the debris around it and you'd see the commotion of people like. Yeah. Is it like dozens of people around this thing or a handful of people around this thing? Can we can we get any sense of that? Like what are we rushing into? So we're rushing. Yeah, here's OK. So let me give you a breakdown of what exactly you'd say. One, it's the thing you have in your favor is it's a big, flat area with lots of debris. So there are people who just aren't going to see you, even if you're streaking towards it, there's people who just won't see you right away.

And since everyone's spread out, it would be a bit before they could catch you. And a lot of these people are laborers, basically cultists and stuff like that. They might have a dagger on them. They might have some stuff, but they're not guards. They are there. They're you know, they're there to help with the ritual. So what you really have to worry about are guards. So what you'll probably end up doing is you're probably going to get caught up momentarily in a couple of like a few light skirmishes and then clearing away people enough to push that coffin into the hole.

OK, so I do have step of the wind, which means I can spend a key point to just keep fucking going. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. If that's the plan, but if the plan is to stick together, I'd want to stick with you guys and like all of us get to the coffin at the same time, which would we prefer? Stay together. I think, yeah, let's stick together. And then if we've got to be more tactical and, you know, right at the end of things, we'll figure that out maybe. But sticking together is the right thing. One thing I can do also is I can do fog cloud so I can give us some heavy, you know, obscured terrain effectively, maybe not terrain, but.

But I mean, if we center that, I don't know if we could if we centered that on the coffin, I'm not sure that's a good idea necessarily, but it could it could obscure our approach to that. Is it a darkness or just a clock? Is it like obscured vision darkness? What is it? Obscured vision? OK, I think it's like a big fog like. Yeah, it's yeah, because it's not like darkness. Yeah, because I have devil's sight where I can see both magical, nonmagical inside of magical and nonmagical darkness. But this is not darkness. This is just good old fashioned smog. And basically, if we want to like it's like it's like a smoke bomb.

And if what's going on here, then all of a sudden the runes like coming out of it to push the. Well, I think it's a good idea. I think that's probably that's the opposite of a room, right? Sticking together and running through there is important. I think that's sticking together is the most important part. And then, yeah, analyzing, I think if we could hide our our grand entrance for as long as possible. So like maybe if you did the fog between like from here to the coffin as much as you can, and then we run out of the cover that space between up to the coffin, because once we're at the coffin, it's not like we have to obscure that where it's like we're doing what we're doing.

They're going to hear. All right. So I imagine like behind this wall, everyone's like, there's the OK, we're probably going to die. And just just like everyone's like that, that kind of pump and pump and pumping yourselves up and everyone's checking through things. And Terry's just like, God, I wish I could have grown a beard, like just thinking about like how you're going out. And it's like, man, I would have been cooler like just I think. Can I tell Terry? Trust me, there are plenty of people out there, plenty of paladins and warriors out there with beards who don't even have an ounce of bravery that you have or have even fought anything near the creatures that we fought together.

You don't need a beard, man. And the eye patch is pretty cool. Oh, yeah, I patches automatically like 10 beards. Like like just kind of OK. Yeah. All right. Like just kind of like, yeah, OK. Like it's got to count for something, right? It's a big hindrance. But like, you know, I I'll never be able to get into VR, but like I can. I can. Not much, Terry. Trust me. It's not there yet. We're not there yet. It's fun. And the other thing he's just. OK, and before we do this, we are positive that coffin's bad, right? That's got to be a bad thing. I look at Tamika and then I kind of look back to Terry.

Yes. Eighty nine to 90 percent. Sure, it's bad. OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK. Let's put this right here. Those guys, all those cultists and dudes that we've encountered have been bad. Right. And they want they pulled this thing out. So obviously. They want it to be bad. You got to put it back. Yes, I kind of figured I just like you got to ask, you know, you just think, you know, this is a big one. This is a big deal and can't take it back. So, you know, you're right. You're right. Terry, listen, making decisions like this, like what we're doing right now is like eating mushrooms.

You never know if it's the real thing until it's too late. Let's do this. And he's going to be. Like, again, just like parsing, it's like, what's too late? What do you mean? What happens if it's too late? He's already he's already turned around and he's moving forward. Already in motion. Oh, man. The bar is such a high mortality rate in them eating mushrooms. The wrong 40 percent of all finale die in the first three years. I shouldn't be here. I shouldn't be here. He wasn't originally made of mushrooms. He sprouted later. Are you guys ready? Yes. We're basically we're not going to be line.

We're not just going to run to the coffin. We're going to, you know, strategically go from wall to wall, the boulder to boulder if we can. Yeah. If there's stuff along the way. Yes. But I mean, we're envisioning it like there might not be. I don't know what Jason's best. I'm saying whatever we can do, we'll do. But it's not like we're going to start yelling and going, we're making our way to the coffin to do this. You know, it's not a battle cry or it's just like, OK, let's go. Let's go while everybody is right now. They're fanned out looking for you. There's it's absolute chaos.

When you guys walked in, there was a pretty orderly like, you know, you got to imagine a bunch of these people died when that stuff came down because they were directly underneath of it. Like, I love that. I love that. Yeah. So like this is like this is your best shot. Basically, you're not charging through the gate screaming, but you're not you're not stealthing. We're not 100 feet. Yeah, right. Like it. Yeah. So, OK, what we're going to do, there are potentially four fights. So what we're going to do is each one of you are going to roll an athletics check, and that is going to represent the group.

So one by one with a minus two. Now, it's a great. Yes. Can I do animal handling instead? Please. Just like throwing dog up front. It's a go girl. You represent me like just push. More. Yeah. Mighty mush go. No. So here's how it's going to work, right? It's almost like a skill check challenge, but every time you fail, there's a fight basically. Now it goes up the closer you get to the coffin because that's where people are clustered. So. You guys decide in what order you'd like to go. I would like to go first, because I think I'm the weakest. I'm I don't know if you are.

What's your strength? I have seven total. OK, you are. So let's do it like that, right? Like, I want to protect. I want to protect the people who can do the most. If we're fodder, then we're fodder, you know? Yeah. And if it's going to increasingly get difficult, then it's cannot petrichor me. Yeah. Yeah. That's the way I envision our marching order. And Terry obviously can't he can't participate in this check, I assume. Him and dog can't participate in this check because they're NPCs. They're like hirelings slash whatever. I get like I guess like that's mostly I just didn't want the potential for more fights.

Sure. We do that. Yeah. No, it was mostly it's like, well, what I want you guys to roll into six fights is too much, right? Like we don't do that. And I'm like, you know, if you guys are having a disability. Yeah, yeah, I mean, it's fair because we don't get to use them for assistance and they also they don't trigger fights. So that's fine with me. Yeah, totally fair. OK. OK. Our first check is eleven. We just need an eleven. You know how easy that sounds, but it's still so difficult. Yeah, I know. I just don't feel like Alex. Just do it like just. OK, people don't every day.

I envision Canadian being in front of the marching order first and we. Start. So I imagine so I imagine it's like keeping low and you're building up speed and you're just like you're going for it. Absolutely. Drag race. Go, go, go, go, go. Normal. Son of a bitch. Oh, it is 16 and roll to an eight, which is a six because of my minus two athletics. Hmm. OK, so. OK. The good news is it's just one guy. It's just one like. So some of these cultists are dressed in real dark kind of almost like ringwraiths. Like they are they are dressed in such a way that it's like, oh, we should like that, you know, you came out of nowhere, so you're you're going to start running.

And it's almost like clothesline, like just like he he's just right there. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So if you go over to the combat tracker, do me a favor. Roll initiative. OK. All right. Tomika, let's keep this black guard from ever going. Let's go. OK, OK. You and me, we got this. So that's OK. Here's the here's the predicament you guys find yourselves in. Like there might be three more fights after this one. But you also want to get through this quickly before other people join in, because after two rounds, yeah, someone else is going to join the fray. Yes, fine.

So this dude pops out in front of us, goes, bleh. And I'm like, ah, it's not Canon, Jason. Is that I feel like that's here's the thing. I feel like that's right up there with you searching for the Mexican flag and getting burritos and tacos and shit. And it's like, oh, that's a stereotype. Like I'm more than I'm more than what media says I am. He's more than Count Chocula and shit like he's like every other evil dude who has something to say. It's part of an organization. Yeah, yeah. Well, I don't I don't I'm not giving him a chance to speak his truth. I'm going to cast chaos bolt at him.

No boy. OK. OK. Oh, cast at level, which level should I cast this at? I mean, we have potentially three more fights to go. I have three slots at level three. So we want to hit him, but not too hard. 14. 14 is going to miss. Oh, dang it. Yeah, this this so they're wearing this big, like bulky black armor and just the arms going to come up and just deflect this thing off. Oh, OK. And then as it sizzles away, it's like you hear it sizzling and then it like cold charge to the out. And then also you see like little lightning like sizzling and then like a purple glow at the end, because this would have, you know, become acid, gold, fire force, lightning, poison, and thunder.

Yeah. And then to me, because like, oh, and just takes a step back. And that's the end of my turn. Whoa. Yeah. OK, runes, you are up. Sup, bitch? So I'm going to attack using my double bladed scimitar. Oh, 21. Yeah, right. We'll do damage. Seven damage. Going to double attack because I can do that now. Going to get. Oh, my God. Twenty four will hit. Yeah. All right. Normal damage. That's four more. I'm also going to activate stunning strike. When you hit with a melee attack, you can spend one key point to make the target stunned until the end of your next turn. If it fails a con saving throw with the DC of 14.

Got it. Khan, let's do it. So I think I can. Oh, we want to. Oh, nice. Oh, shit. So he's OK. So he's stunned. He's done, baby. Completely incapacitated. Yeah. Oh, I like. Wait, wait, wait. I always get confused. You don't really think it's incapacitated? Just say fucking incapacitated. One second. Let me read it because words, Jason, can't move and can speak only falteringly. The creature automatically fails strength and dexterity saving throws and attack rolls against the creature have advantage. I know it's incapacitated. Pass. It can't take actions or reactions. Nice.

Yeah, that's right. OK. It doesn't matter. This this person, like you can get around and just keep going if you want. Yeah, it's my plan. They will eventually like it only lasts around, right? Yeah. Yeah. Until the end of my next turn. Now we got to kill him. We can't let him get up. So, yeah, you guys take care of this guy, though. Yeah, if you wouldn't mind. Got it. Got it. I'm just going to hand you guys the jar. Could you get this lid off? I think I started it pretty good. Wow. Dogs can bite with advantage. I was supposed to use the key point, but it didn't. So I got to do it myself.

You want bite? Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. Dogs got a crit. Good girl. What happens with the table if you're incapacitated, Jason? Does it do anything to the table? It's just so OK. We're automatically rolling on the table. Yeah, that's just happening because like there's no ifs, ands or buts. So, whoo, shit. Dog is going to get so many belly rubs. You absolutely treat treat. It's a too loud. Susan Sondheim heard that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What are we talking about? He jumps up again. Yeah, excuse me. Crit hits. Holy shit. Here we go. D20, blam. And nine unreliable armor. In addition to standard critical hit damage, the target's AC is reduced by two for the remainder of the encounter.

If the target has no armor. Well, it does so. All right. So his pants fall down. Yeah. I feel like we're the bullies. Yeah. Are we the baddies? Yeah, we the bad guys. How often do we fight one single dude? Like, it's very rare unless it's a giant bird. Like, yeah, I'm usually the type to play with my cards to my chest. It's like, oh, I might need these later. But Jason set it up as like, no, two rounds and more people are joining this. And it's like, well, we need to fucking move. We got to get rid of that. We got to go. So let's go. Yeah, it's getting gloom haven in here.

So I did skip my rage to use all of my monk stuff, by the way. That's just I think it's worth it. For listeners at home. Yeah. Yeah. So here's the thing. Usually they're like, dog has a chance of knocking someone down with a bite. Like she kind of tackles people like a German shepherd. So I think that does he automatically fail all saving throws automatically, strength and dexterity saving throws. Oh, my God. We are the bullies. Yeah. Take it. She was dog taking shoes. Enjoy a lot of last. This does not happen to us very often. No, seriously. No, no. One gleaming death of a bad guy.

Yeah. Yeah. No, he's prone then. Like it's yeah. So prone dogs on top are probably ripped off a piece of armor like just. Yeah. Petrichor, you're up. All right. I'm going right here. So now we're just reenacting the scene from Goodfellas. It's Billy Bats getting stomped like. Yeah. For everyone at home, Jasper just went across so that there's double advantage. So he gets to roll four times. Petrichor is going to take his chakram off of his belt and with dog doing what dogs doing, he's going to he's slashing, like trying to like basically cut that throat so that it's there's no sound either.

Right. Like like just wants to be done with this. Just do it with advantage. I will. Oh, nice. 18 definitely. Yeah. Great. Damage normal. Oh, yeah, two. Yeah. Eight. Yes. Eight total. No, that's OK. Can on your up. I'm also going to move because my stuff is not melee. I'm not a melee, so that's fine. Let's do Firebolt was always fun, huh? Attack with advantage, but not advantage because it's on the ground, so it's a normal role. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Blame. I mean, 22. Nice. Yeah. Damage normal. Good lord. How's a four? Four damage. Yeah. Yeah. Wouldn't it be great if you were also on fire now, though, like if you had given him that?

He can't move. He's just there on fire. Just like. Fuck. Yeah. Terry, kill him, please. There's a job, Terry. Oh, well, we got to make it then me again, and then he'll finally get a turn. Sorry, I forgot to hit the intern, but. Yeah, dude, you're fine. I didn't even know there was an intern, but it was like, it was really better. It was glowing. It was like, hey, I was like, well, shit. Yeah. Fuck. Yeah. Terry's going to get him up here and yeah, let's take a stop. Yeah. And honestly, honestly, at this point, it's it's just just fuck it. Let's just go. Well, like that type of thing.

So it's reckless abandon, just like swinging down, like just kind of. Yeah. So, yeah. Attack with advantage. Uh, 15 is going to miss. You know, Terry, that's really embarrassing. Yeah. Oh, with the plus two, though, for people. Yeah, no, he does hit. Sorry. Thanks. Yeah. So shit. OK. Barely. He barely barely hit a incapacitated target. Look, he's worth decided. Yeah, he's really it's like, oh, God. Plus two will just so he just hits twice. You really should have gotten rid of that dopey moniker. I think that made it worse. Yeah, you know what the worst part is? I did did get rid of it.

It didn't. Oh, my God. Nice. Oh, it does. No, I mean it. Oh, that takes it takes something away from it. If he's dopey, what is dopey? But it's OK. He's our dopey Terry. Uh, I love this new player sheet, by the way. Did you guys know you can now favorite attacks? Oh, excuse me. And then those attacks show up on your attributes page doing that right now. And seven. So we did 10 damage and so 17 total for a dopey guy. You did pretty OK. Fixing this now, I'm so mad. Fine. Just cute. It's just a little dopey. It's a little dopey. It's a little dope between friends. Oh, oh, new round starts.

Well, I'm up next. Ah, damn, I was hoping to make it would get one free hit. Oh, no, it's fine. Just do it again. It's fine. I could just strike him a second time. I'm I'm going to drag him to the bottom because he's incapacitated because like I'm going to make it like it's it's it sucks for him. But like, yeah, no, I'm going to beat the shit out of him. I mean, you are like it's bad. I feel like you're taking everything that this campaign has done to you out on this one guard. He's the physical manifestation of all your bad luck. Yeah. So yes, this I can imagine Terry just keeps like, hey, hey, big guy.

No, stop. Stop. He's gone. He's got good. Doesn't stop till he's marmalade. He keeps going. Oh, it's it's a it's a daredevil. It's a it's daredevil. The first season with the with the car, the door. Yeah. Oh, yeah. For 14 for my first one. Oh, that's going to miss. Damn. OK, well, I'm going to do it again. He's wriggling. He's wriggling. Nice. 17 hits. Definitely. It's nice. OK, so we're going to do damage. Damage. Eight damage. Should I do stunning strike again? Uh, let me save your key points. Yeah, I only have six. So, OK, so that was my first and then I get to do one more attack as a bonus action.

So. Oh, shit, I forgot to use advantage once I get this roll again. Yeah, much better. Oh, 23, oh, hits. Yeah. All right. And then we'll do damage for that. And that's six more damage. Yeah. OK, fine. I guess. Terry's just going to do the same thing. Like, let's let's go. Attack advantage. Just keep hacking, keep hacking. 16. 16 will hit. So just for the record, he's not stunned anymore, but he is still prone, obviously, because dogs got him. Yes. Yeah, I just want to make that clear. You could start to see him recover like. Yeah, just that's why he's trying to block again.

Oh, man. And one more longsword attack from Terry. Oh, yeah. Oh, we're dropping one, take a 15, 20. Four damage, not a ton, but we're like, you know, bites this fucking guy. We're just like little death by 100 cuts. Yeah, that's more impressive than 100 entered big cuts, thousand small ones. God, we're biting. We're biting with advantage by. Drop it, one to take 18. Jesus. 22. So now he has to save. I mean, he's already he's already prone. He can't get over. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Can on your up. OK, uh. Now I have disadvantage, right? Because he's he didn't stand up yet, but he's not.

No, but he's he's not stunned and I'm using a range attack and he's prone. So before it was normal. So now it'd be disadvantage. So I'm going to have to move in closer. You could ask, but say you'd always just run up and just share. Yeah, like kick him. I use a gentleman's weapon. I use a mace. I think he's a. And I have advantage because he's prone, I believe. Right. Yes. All right. All right. All right. All right. Let me attack this. What can I think? Click the click the icon, not the word. Yeah, you got it. There you go. Yeah. You knew exactly what I was doing. How does a miss do it?

No, no, no, no, no, because there's there's people next to you. So it's a plus two. So yeah, you're going to have fantastic damage. Yeah. One negative to. Yeah. Oh, I don't do this. That's why I don't do this. No, that's fine. Oh, yeah. Come on. It's like when Pippin play fights like it's like, oh, you know, like it's there's always got to be something wrong with your character. You can never have a perfect character. That's no fun. No, that's true to make. OK, I'm just going to join this huddle over here. And then I'm going to shift as a bonus action. So to me, that was different.

Yeah. Well, so her nose is going to elongate. Her nose is going to or her eyes are going to get more yellow and they're going to get like slits and she's going to assume a more bestial appearance and her claws are going to elongate and she's going to take a swipe at them on the ground. Good. You guys needed an advantage. I really was hoping that things would turn around for you. Thanks. So this is like a plus two. I hope it does it. You have advantage. Oh, cool. I should have rolled with advantage. Sorry. That's fine. OK, roll again. Oh, well, we'll take the 12.

The 12 was a 14 because I've shifted. Oh, well, then it's 16 because you're staying next to people. So it does hit. Yeah. Yeah. The modifier is doing heavy lifting today. Yeah. One guy, the one enemy, one opponent. Yeah. Where do you get off being so sexy? And then I punch him. OK, well, that didn't let me roll it. 1d6 plus strength. Shifting strike. Oh, here it is. OK, got it. Found it. It's somewhere else not under the attack. That's stupid. Yeah. Seven damage. OK, yeah, so this this poor dude, I want to recap. 12 seconds have gone by in between you guys going, all right, let's do this.

And he goes, hey, down on the ground. This was this was the plan, though. This is exactly what we needed, right? This is never worked before, though. Why is this the first time we're finally a team, everybody? Yeah, we're doing it. Our training is through. We're done. As we beat this guy to death, mercilessly take him apart. We haven't even attacked us yet. He hasn't had the chance to. You literally like it's like, put your hands down, put your hands down. And you just like you just stay down. Yeah. Stop resisting. And then you just keep. So. Wow. Patrick, you're up.

Very simple. He's just we're just all piling on. He's going to do the same thing with his chakram. He's just trying to slice like neck blood. He wants he wants blood here. Yeah. Advantage still or no? I can't remember. So that's what the vampire wanted to literally surrounding him. There's there's nothing we're dropping to take a 13. 17 total. Yes, that hits. All right. Damage. Well, hey, for damage. I know he's going to do anything else. No, that's it. We're just going around in circles here. Doo doo doo doo doo doo. She's going to turn on its head. All right. Take him at stand up.

Let's go. So, oh, yeah. Oh, Petrico will say, knowing that he's about to potentially stand up, he's going to say, stay down. Hopefully that'll intimidate him. Oh, oh, my God. He. OK, so this nothing scarier than an angry mushroom man. Yeah. I mean, I think you can add plus two to whatever intimidate check he was going to add after vicious ass stomping like he's surrounded. Yeah. Uh, just eyes are going to go white, right? Just just going to try to make three vicious attacks, just like just like good. They got these, um, these curved scimitars and just going to isn't standing up your main action.

That's all you can use a bonus action. No, no, no. That's fourth edition. Yeah. OK. Yeah. Standing, standing takes half your movement in 50. So if you have 30 speed standing out, you lose 15. I mean, yep. Got it. Yeah. Trust me, if we were playing by those rules, you guys would have been dead a long time. Yeah, we don't have that. All right. Three glaive attacks. So I'm literally like first ones for petrichor. Just the stay down lines like motherfucker. Like just like. Yeah. Just how dare you? No advantage or anything. Just oh, 15, 15. Yeah, that'll hit. OK, so damage.

Oh, shit. Shit. OK, so now I don't feel so bad for being this guy up. Yeah, no, you shouldn't. Yeah, no, absolutely shouldn't. And let's see. Who fucked him up? You know what, runes? Let's go with runes for one. 16. It's it. Oh, shit. So, yeah, that's got it. You're not raging, are you? No, no. I did. I specifically did not rage. Oh, 23. Oh, no. Yikes. Fuck you. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, no. And let's do Terry. Terry got some licks in. Oh, God, that's that 14 is going to miss. Oh, Terry, Terry. All right. Now. At the end of round three, someone gets added, basically, that's not.

It's weird. So I think we'll be fine. Well, to me, because of it's on and then dog and then him. So. What about to me and runes? Yeah, they go first. Yeah. I'm sorry. For some reason, it spawned halfway down the thing for me. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. You're defensive. I can hear it. Oh, you don't get to do anything. Oh, you got you got a little. You know, this guy's this guy's thrown out 26 damage or whatever. Was he thrown out 24? Yeah, that's the second I saw the damage. It was like, OK, I don't want him doing anything here. OK, this isn't fun anymore.

I like it better when he was laying down. Yeah. I like that when this man was taking a little nappy nap. OK, so Tamika, since she's there and shifted, I'm going to take a swipe at him and I got to do this twice because it's actually a bonus action. So I'll do all hands. Yeah. Nice. So once you're right or left handed, what? Paint a picture. Oh, let's roll for it. I don't know what she did. Well, she's ambidextrous. Oh, I wrote for that when I created her. This is the kind of shit I roll for when randomly generating a character. OK, stuff. Yeah. Yeah. OK, so ambidextrous.

It was a very small percentage. I would have gotten that. I think I had to get like a forty eight to fifty two on the scale. And then like I can't remember, probably low is left handed and high is right. Yeah, left hand is pretty inferior. Yeah, as a lefty I agree. Your great grandmother beats the shit out of your hand when you're left handed. Trust me. Oh, wow. OK, shifting streak attack advantage because I'm. Oh, yes. Yeah. Yes. From every direction, from every conceivable angle. Yeah. Seventeen hits. Cool. So damn all. Oh, max damage. OK, and then offhand secondhand.

Probably why there's no disadvantage because she's ambidextrous. Backhand. I guess. Yeah. Advance. Oh, twenty. Twenty. That'll hit. OK, the more normal. Oh, max damage. Yeah, max damage. So this little wolf girl starts looking a little more wolf like and really digs into him. So this dude is on his last legs. He's about to like he's about to go down and like he's grabbing for something. And eventually you can see like he's grabbing for like a horn. Like he's trying to. Yeah. Mighty push. Come on, dog. Ruins is up. All right. You know what? No, I'll just do regular. That's a sign that I should just do a regular attack.

No, it's a sign you're off, Mike. Like it was it's fine. And do whatever you want. Oh, we're dropping a three to take plus two because you're near people. 16 will hit. Nice. All right. Man, I got to tell you, dog taken to armor off this guy has helped so much. Yeah, absolutely. Right. Five damage that will kill this guy. Yes, you were able to move on again. Just a little like 18 seconds total. Just a few. Yeah. Then you took some works. Yeah. Yeah. Picking up the horn before we continue. Yeah, we're not leaving that. Or it comes with us. Yes. Can I use my last healing light dice as we're running or is that something I need to be stationary for?

That's a we need to say. Yeah, yeah, it's a bonus action. I heal. I'm giving these sixes to people to heal them. I think at the end of a fight like this, you have a couple of seconds, I'd say. And it's like, keep going, keep going like that. Yes, I'll give. Two to runes. So to do six, I'll roll those for you in a second, and then I'll get the last two to pet report. Thank you. Thank you. Ruins first to do six rooms. Eight HP for you, ruins. And then, OK, oh, thank you. Petrichor. You get nine. Oh, nice. Thank you. And I'm out. No more free heels. Now they cost my level five cure wounds is what you're going to get if you need it.

This was this was calculated. You knew that your your check was probably going to be the one that was going to get somebody's attention. So taking it first was probably wise. Obviously, it gets a little more dangerous each time. So getting this guy down in record time. There are three more checks we have to do. Yeah. I need a volunteer who's next. It's careless. Captain Planet. Yeah. He's a hero. Going to take pollution down to zero. You should get on that. Yeah. Is that me? It is you. I just need athletics. Athletics. Sorry. Thank you. And the check is 13. Oh, with advantage.

Why? Why? If you said yes, I was just going to go for it. That's fair. All right. Athletics. Skill check. Come on. You could do it. Oh, 17. Oh, that's a negative one. Jesus. Oh, wow. This is not an athletic party. This is just not. So after getting this guy down, you are just going to keep booking it, right? And you are you are halfway to your goal. It's right there. Who's next? Tamika. All right. Athletics check 15. We're looking for that's the DC who is shifted. So I get plus two. Oh, nice. Yeah. Oh. Oh, exactly. Holy shit. OK. That wow. That leaves Brie. Wait, wait, wait. So we're closing in.

Is it is this one more stumbling block before the coffin or is this the coffin? If you it's one more stumbling block before the coffin. So basically. So if you think of it like this is people like around the coffin kind of garden and then it would be whoever's right next to it. That's what you got to worry about. All right. Strength is plus two. A crit. Perfect. Yeah. Yeah. This is too unbelievable for ravens. No, we bullied one guy. We've been past three checks. Yeah. I feel like, yeah, and back and it's it's a fever dream of like after the fall, it's you guys bleeding out.

But it's a great. We're here. Yeah. We're still we're still back in the forest. This is all one of those big hallucination dreams. Yeah. We've been in the forest all the entire time. The weird mouth guys are just tongue in our bodies. Yeah. Listen, it won't hurt as bad. That's not that sounds like a spa. It's not my fault. Yeah. Look, yeah, I don't like the way they're being utilized. I don't. We're at the coffin, right? We're getting there, right? Boom. Whoa. What? Colors. Very nice. All right. That coffin isn't as big as I worried it would be. Yeah, same. Technically counts as gargantuan.

It's still very big. It's just like, you know, it's not. Yeah. Yeah. I was worried it was like almost ridiculous. The idea of pushing it. Yeah. It's just a model. Yeah. I'm just going to push this building over. I think if I rage, I'll get to do it. Yeah, if you think of it as like, oh, it could fit four or five of you in there comfortably. That that will tell you more. It's like, oh, OK. It's like a car. It's like without the wheels that make it really easy to push. Yeah. So there are some fanatics, some black guards, and there is this heavily robed figure all the way in the back, kind of shouting orders that that that's that female voice you heard when you when you got here and she's the one on the other side of the circle.

OK. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A big hole right in front of you. You know what you got to do. Yep. And this is it. Everyone, please get ready and roll initiative. So our initiative tracker is telling me this is going to be a challenging fight. So get ready. Good thing I'm going in half health. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you motherfucker. You motherless. But no, no fucking. Oh, God. I'll reroll again. This is fatherless behavior. Fatherless behavior. We also need dog and Terry. Yep. Cool. Just checking. They are getting added. That'd be Terry Terry. All right. Terry. Oh, I'm glad he's got some pep in his step.

Long winded wolf is the what they keep long winded wolf. He just tells really rambling stories. That long winded dog of ours. She's just going. I'm going. She's really good at vocalizing. Now, it just sounds like blue from Blue's Clues, but you know. Oh, God. Here we go. Are we ready? Yes. Yes. So here's the mechanics of this fight. If at any time. Enough force is put into that coffin. It is going to move five feet every round. You need a total. Of 40 points in athletics pushing against the coffin to make it move at any given time. So it's not just a strength store, it's athletics.

I mean, that's tied to your strength. Fuck, because I'm proficient in strength, so I get a plus five to base strength. Also, I believe you rage, you get a additional bonus when you're raging. When I'm raging, I get advantage. OK, so, yeah. Are you guys ready? Yeah, yes. I wish you all the luck. Zealous cult fanatic one. Oh, boy. OK, let's. So the woman in the back. Is kind of kind of well, kind of like a little soft spoken for someone yelling, like kind of kind of preachy, kind of like it's like, you know what I mean? Like it's like go get them, my children type of thing, like not like, you know, murder everyone like it's, you know, so which stands to reason this cult.

So these followers are just going to grab blades and just run toward you, right? They've they've done most of the work of getting this coffin unburied. And obviously their first thing is like, OK, let's get it away from this hole. I could fall in. That'd be terrible. So. Jeez, the awful. Let's not let that happen, guys. Oh, man, this cult fanatic is going to run on over here and whip a dagger. Let's say at let's say to Tamika, let's do that. OK, just just dagger. Here we go. Attack. We could probably get a hit. Oh, it's not seven. You're closer than you think.

So just sales rate pass. Oh, well, they're not used to they're not used to attacking. Runes is up. All right. Real quick, Tamika, are you still long tooth? Are you are you shifted? Yeah. Yeah. It lasts. I'm not sure if that does anything for your AC, but no. Just makes me stronger and hit better. All right. So I'm going to move up here. Hi. So right next to the coffin. Yeah. Rage, rage, fucking rage. And when I do that, that activates my wild surge. When I enter my rage, roll on the wild magic table to determine the magical effect produced. If the effect requires the saving throw, the DC equals 15.

This is to make us influence. Whoo. So I'm going to roll on the wild magic table, which is a D8. Whoo. Which is this one? You already getting wild magic stuff. All right, Jason, you might want to edit this one for Tharia. Just so you know, an intangible spirit, which looks like a flumph or a pixie, your choice appears within five feet of one creature of your choice that you can see within 30 feet of you. At the end of the current turn, the spirit explodes and each creature within five feet of it must succeed at dexterity saving throw or take one D6 force damage until your rage ends.

You can use this effect again, summoning another spirit or each of your turns as a bonus action on each of your turns as a bonus action. Flumps don't exist. I know that. What if yours is like an owl because you look owlish? Oh, that is true. Could it could be a little owl? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine with that. So but like a baby, like a tiny owl, basically. So, OK, OK, so. Essentially, a pixie grenade is going to go off. Yeah, and then each creature within five feet of it is going to have to roll a dexterity saving throw of 15 or higher. Uh huh. Or take one D6 force damage, which if I placed it next to the coffin right here, ish, I don't know how to mark something, but I'm going to move real quick.

Right there. What if I placed it right there where I am? I'm moving back. Would that help with the with the force? Push the coffin? Not really. One D6 force damage, if not. Yeah. So, OK, so you get to place this. Yeah. What's the range? And I guess I can do that each turn. So everyone remind me to place my owl each turn. You got it. And I think beyond that, I'm just going to try to push this fucking coffin, right, guys? Yep. Oh, pretty. Yeah, I like it. Thank you, Jason. So, OK, very pretty. So you're going you're going right to pushing the coffin. Yeah, I hate because I know that they're going to attack before it.

But yeah, that's what we got to do. Yeah. OK, so right away, you're showing your like your intent, basically. So, OK, I mean, athletics check. Just before I do that, everyone agrees that that's the move, right? Is that or should I wait? You're the first one. You're the one we want pushing it in the first place, too. Yeah. All right. So I've got to roll advantage on the athletics check. Twenty two. Oh, that is a crit. So you're more than halfway there to pushing this thing already. So, yeah, just just shoulder deep, just that's fantastic. OK, OK. All right. And then my owl is going to explode because it's the end of my turn.

Oh, OK. So. So there's a OK constitution saving throw. Yeah, it's a dexterity dexterity. 15. Got it. OK. Dexterity saving throw. Oh, who? The black guard also rolled a crit. And this cult fanatic, maybe faith will protect them. It didn't. It's not nothing. They don't get pushed or anything, right? It's just it's force damage, but it doesn't say that they get pushed. So right. Blackguard, this black guard is Kurt. Apparently, Kurt Blackguard is. Oh, yeah. We're going to come up right next to immediately. They are in. It's a fucking coffin like they are immediately. Yeah, that's fair.

I knew that's what was coming. It's fine. I mean, this guy. It's got three multi attacks. No. OK. Well, guys, have fun without me. No. Oh, so we're going to drop a one to take a four eleven, I'm guessing isn't going to touch your AC. No. Damn, that's where the advantage. OK. Damn. OK, let's try that again. Advantage. Whoa. Well, all right. Yep. Oh, 16 damage cut in half. So, yeah, oh, yeah. Right. Oh, yeah. I think this is the first time I've actually like raged in a fight before. No, no. Oh, yeah. To make us bird. I was very upset about that bird. Yeah. 19 is going to hit.

I'm guessing. Yeah. And damage. Oh, twenty two, so half that eleven damage. So. 16. Half left. Yeah, that's not looking so hot. Can on you are up. Would you like to be healed or protected from them a little bit better? Either or like whichever one works best for your like. I'm a bullet sponge. That's what I'm here to do. It'd be cool if I could push this thing for you guys. I'm just going to I mean, move up. I have to move up for this to work. So I was going to rush in. I'm going to burn one of my pack magic spell slots. He's going to start doing the symbols and he sees runes just getting cut up.

Chips of bone are flying everywhere and he's like panicking. He's like, oh, shit, oh, shit. And he'll like grip the necklace. He's whatever his implement is, have his hand out and cast magic circle on runes. This is a big one. So you create a 10 foot radius, 20 foot tall cylinder of magical energy. I guess I'll put it. Ten foot radius is big. So, OK, so there's guys in there. I don't know what happens to them, but I'm going to choose undead. And it affects creatures of the of that type. Creature cannot willingly enter the sphere by nonmagical means. And the creature tries to teleport or interplanar travel to do so.

It must first succeed a charisma saving throw. They can't do that. The creature selected has disadvantage on attack roles against targets within the cylinder. OK, so they can still try to hit you, but they get disadvantage against you. Three, OK, targets within the cylinder cannot be charmed, frightened or possessed by other creatures. So you are immune to being possessed, charmed or frightened. And because I'm casting it at a higher level, it's an increased time. So normally it says 10 minutes, right? But this is a level five. Oh, so it's two hours. It's an hour for each slot above third.

Two hours and 10 minutes. And it's not concentration, which is the best part about it. That is good. If if this goes on for more than two hours, someone messed up somewhere. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's all undead to attack you. Bree have disadvantage against you. Sure, I appreciate that a lot. Thank you very much, sir. That's I think that's the extent of what I can do. I moved up from where I was, which was five, 10. I'm going to move back by 10. I don't have enough right now. And I think that's my turn. Terry's up. Terry's going to put his head down and try to bull rush one of these vampires off of off of rooms.

So if this succeeds, it'll knock someone down. Not a ton of damage, just like get off like that type of thing. Try to push him over the coffin, like because he's standing next to the lip of it. So just go down the hall. Yeah, he gets pushed out of the circle. That's another thing. If they get pushed out, they can come back into the circle. Like non-magical. Yeah, it's it's a long shot, but we're going to he's going to try it. So just. Here we go. Put your shoulder in it. Come on. 14 is not going to hit the AC, but yeah, sadly, that's that's that's that's the action.

Just try to shove in this. He's going to shove back basically. Well, I don't need to click that yet. OK, I don't know how close is it to the AC? You guys think we fought one of these guys before? And I think 16 was that's kind of metagaming. But yeah, it it well, let me paint a picture. Let me paint a picture. So Terry's going to run pretty shoulder in. And this this black guard is going to be pushed up against the coffin. So like leaning back like that and then just like try to push, push him away. So momentum was used like it does look like it's like, oh, that almost that could have worked.

That almost worked. I use bad luck on him. I can only use it once. I was going to save it for runes. I mean, you are essentially saving runes right now by getting rid of one of these guys. Yeah, maybe. Yeah. But it's not a guarantee. That's the only thing I'm worried about. OK, so Tamika sees this season. He almost pushes him and then feels magic. Just like jerk out of her hand and. 16. So, OK, that is just going to be enough to make this so, OK. So this guy's got to say, deck save. And here's the way. Here's the way it works, basically. If he rolls a 16 or higher.

He's just going to flip over this this coffin and land on his feet, but it'll be on the other side of it. Oh, no. If I start pushing it back. Yeah, just push it like shit. Like, yeah, if it's a 12 or lower, he's going to be prone on the other side. And if it's an eight or lower, he's going to tumble into this hole. Nice. Yes. Low roll. Low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low. Oh, that's good. Great. Everyone saw it roll from the one real slow to the 19, right? Yeah. Yeah. So I don't like it when Foundry does that trick. So again, Bet luck is going to get like it.

Like the two of you combined are going to get this thing off. It's just going to roll like you just did a cool roll over the side of a car type of thing and just land. I have a question, Jason. Hit me. So technically he's outside the sphere, right? By the rules of D&D, the coffin that he wants to potentially touch is inside the sphere. He cannot go into the sphere. So we have to move it five feet for it to be outside of the sphere. Yeah, half of it's in. It's tough because like, well, I see the side that's outside of it. But like, I guess you could say that corner.

Yeah, it's like half in. Yeah. So like I let's let's tackle it when it comes to it. But yeah, no, I know what you're saying. I totally yeah. He can't push back until it's outside is what I'm trying to get at. But yeah, I guess it makes sense. So Terry almost feels like a gentle push on his back, like as he goes to. And that's one off of runes and you know, like the other one is. Yeah. So now it's disadvantage. It's true disadvantage. Yeah. At dog's turn, dog can either help push or a looks to push the cord. Yeah, he's got mighty push. He does have the mighty push.

What what what would can you mighty push again? Does what exactly specifically? Essentially, it gives the maximum potential outcome for an athletics check once a day in regards to like pushing something once a day. So one one Maddy push right now is not going to get this thing over. I mean, no, but it'll push it five feet. Oh, yeah, because we need to push it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think 10 feet right or 15. But wouldn't it be great for dog to be the final push? I mean, story wise, like it's great if this coffin moved. OK, fair enough. Before I die, maybe.

Yeah. Alex did some cool shit to help with that. I think I'll probably be OK for at least another round. Gotcha. So I mean, if I have anything, Petrogirl would be like. Does OK, does the circle do anything? Not nothing. The dog. It's undead stuff, right? Nope. Yeah, I chose undead only. Yes. Here's a better question. Is Terry undead? Because this would be a time of time. Oh no. The whole time. It's like Jerry's undead, you have to. You have to tell us. Yeah, it's like it's a drab. And if not. Dog dog are like leprechauns. Yeah, I can go through the square of a friend and push that corner of that coffin and push that in doing so.

Yeah. Push that vampire into the hole. If you're asking what dogs do at this point, I feel like dogs gotten very good at reading situations and working with the team after Ben Block and Terry kind of push this vampire over the coffin like dog might use mighty push, jump off the coffin and try to push that vampire into the hole. Yeah, that is what just happened. That makes sense. Just a big ass she chunk in its way over a coffin and just push. He's chunking his way. All the sleuths things. Yeah, all the sleuths, he could see it moving. Yeah, yeah. Good girl.

Oh man. That's like the that is the she version of like prancing. It's chunking. Chunking, yes. So. The maximum athletics. Oh, boy. Hold on. Where are the athletics listed? Well, no. Oh, there we go. Show. Boom. There we go. Maximum athletics. Now I forgot to upgrade. But. Is 22. That is 22 is the max like that assumes a crit was so. The vampire does get a chance to roll a strength saving throw, and if it's 22 or higher, 23 or higher, then it's not going to go in. But yeah, so it's going to roll athletics. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. See you later. So close. Yeah. So that's a two for a total of nine.

So damn, Terry Terry's going to shove Ben Luck. The vampire is going to roll over and it's like, ha ha. Like, just get. Yeah. And it's like just. You know, however much dog ways comedy show for children just it's very rare. But levels, yeah, yeah, yeah. Except Air Buds, Spartan, kicking a vampire into a dark, dark hole. So that vampire is going on the done. Yeah, yes. Yes. I'm going backwards. Just screaming into the abyss. Good girl. And now dog is standing on top of the edge of this coffin. Oh, no. OK. The cloak figure. Hmm. This changes things. He just killed one of her followers.

She saw a dog push one of the vampire regards the guards into a hole, a cute little pup. Oh, the goodest girl. In fact, it is girl best girl. Damn. OK, well. Oh, boy. OK, here's what we're going to do. She's going to kind of step forward just a little bit. So she's on the edge of this this this hole, basically. And not not screaming, like not definitely like voices elevated, but the acoustics in the room are kind of doing a lot of work because you can still hear that guy like, ah, just like falling. You are not going to stop what we're doing here. And she's going to cast Dispel Magic.

Oh, I thought about that. Burning my last pack magic for counter spell cast at level five. Oh, yeah, because that's what I cast them all the time. Always every day, all day, every day. That's you have no choice. But yes, that's great. OK, so. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. And I'm out, that's all I got, guys. I got cantrip for the rest of the game. Can I just get in here? Yeah. Runs into the hole. That's it. Yeah. So you're captain. You're uno reversing. Essentially. So, OK. Oh, boy. So Dispel Magic, you choose one creature, object or magical effect within range, any spell. Third level or lower, which it already wasn't.

Oh, whoops. Oh, damn. We could have just left it. Well, she's casting it at higher levels than I would imagine. Yeah, obviously. All right. Good. All right. So that sucks. So you're counter spelling the counter spell essentially. So you attempt to interrupt a creature in the process of casting a spell. If the creature is casting a spell at third level or lower, its spell fails. OK. So this is sixth level six. OK, so yeah. So she needs to beat a DC 15. Mm hmm. So I'm sorry. I have to do it. So DC plus it's a 16 spell casting ability modifier. So my ability modifier is plus eight.

OK, good luck. Yeah. Got to be 16. Oh, boy. I believe in you. Oh, I got this man. Can I make the rule? How do I make it? All right. I got it. I found it. I found it. Nope. That's the wrong dice. You got this. You got this. You got this. I beat 16. I got it. Yeah. I'm not. Great job. Damn. Jesus. OK. Wow. That that's you're fine. That's going to save. Oh, I like to envision that she's like you. She has her line and this like I envision her casting magic at six level. We haven't seen this yet, so it's just like massive arcane waves and everyone's like, oh, fuck. Like it's just wind energy coming out and going on instinctively, not even thinking like that he can do it.

He just throws his other hand up like, like try to he's trying to counter spell and it's just muscle memory. It's just, yeah, yeah, yeah. Does it in the spell shatters? But the spheres and he sees the pillar still there and he's like, ha ha. Cool. Oh, good. Oh, God, this cult fanatic is going to run right up to Kenan. Just just just like just like just run and try to stab. Just if that's it, just no being. It's just a dagger, so attack one. It gets two attacks. Oh, 23. Oh, hit that'll hit me for sure. Oh, max damage six. Ouch. That's going to be 48. And then one more attack.

Oh, my God. 18 for a total of 22. He's really mad at me. He's mad. Yeah. Oh, five more damage. Not terrible. No, but still, the thing about me is right. You can't I can't take too many little thousand cuts. Yeah. Yeah. Jesus, petrichor, you are up. All right. Petrichor is going to see all this stuff's happening. This has happened in an instant. He sees dogs do this heroic thing. He sees this crazy cloaked figure from the other side. That person seems a little bit dangerous. So he's going to run up here. Oh, he's getting up this way. He's trying to get a better angle at this this person, because if that person's calling the shots and then up to no good, and he's going to cash, he's going to cast moonbeam right on top.

Oh, OK. OK. See what happens here. She's going to attempt to counter spell that. Yeah, I knew it. If she has detect, if she has these spell magic, there's no way this business will have a counter spell. Absolutely no way. This is interesting. Alex called someone this bitch. Like I just think she tried to take away my my my buff. You know how expensive my right. You're right. There's a way for that. Don't drop it. It's a gift. Please don't drop it. All right. Give me a second. Now take your time. Do your thing. Oh, who? All right. Give me to give me to go for damage before we see.

No, she has to. She has to. She has to try and be your spell safety. So you believe? Yes. No, no. So it should be the level. It was the level that you cast it at fourth. OK, so it's going to be 14. Yeah, 20 plus or whatever her thing is. It's plus nine. So nine. Oh, God. She really is. Come on. Hold on. Hold on. We can bet this. We don't know. Yeah, I didn't benefit. So cancel. You're going to go to you're going to go to channels like boom. Like just it's it's counter spell, counter spell back and forth. Like just. Yeah, it's. But she can't say that. What level did she cast it?

Three only, you know, you have to tell us. You're not supposed to tell us. Never mind. Don't tell us. All right. Oh, God. He's going to he's just going to be flummoxed like well. Well, hell, he's going to look over at dog and make sure dogs are OK after the these. So this is all going to happen. Moonbeam, boom, counter spell. Hey, yeah, he's going to look over a dog and say, Good girl. Oh, man. Well, we got a cult fanatic who's going to sneak up behind you here and try to shake you. Well, yeah. Two attacks, just normal. Here we go. One. Nice. That's pretty well. Eleven.

Nope. No, that's never got eleven insulting. How about that'll do it. 16. Yeah, it's for damage at least. All right. Oh, boy. To make it, you are up. OK. To me, it's going to slide to the right. Why can't I move? And then I am going to. Cast gust of wind. Oh, I guess it's going to takes this step to the right and then starts moving your hands in a large like spherical motion. And from that sphere, it's actually going to start like you see wind starts swirling in there and then push your hands out. And then you just hear that wind rush by head on and runes as it's just a loud, roaring wind.

Anybody within the gust of wind. So the cultists and the dude, the blackguard, cultist, blackguard and coffin. Yeah. And you have to make a strength saving throw or be pushed up to 15 feet. Holy man. You know, there's no way to come from 15 feet. I know. Yeah, I know. It weighs a lot, but the two still, though. Yeah. Slam them into it. Amazing. Yeah. Oh, boy. OK, so this is good. Yeah. Let's do let's do our cult phonetic friend first. What's a strength saving throw? Yes, strength saving throw. It's 14. So, OK, how about I have a check? 13. Yes. Yes. So he's pushing to the other guy.

He is. Yeah. And you know what? Because of that, I'm going to make the blackguard roll with disadvantage. Nice. Nice. I think that only makes sense. I if not to stack the deck against them, it just come on. Yeah. They're pushed in a straight line back. So, oh, we're going to drop it. Because three of them are going to go flying into this coffin. Actually, the blackguard is going to tumble over the coffin. And oh, yes, to the hole. So what we're going to do here, trade places, trade places, we're going to. Yeah, we're going to take it. Oh, question. Sorry. Interrupt.

He's a human or undead human. OK. Yeah, just a human. Sorry. Just what? Just a bag. Yeah. I mean, I believe they're called simps. Oh, you're probably youth listeners up there. We know the buzzwords. Oh, God. So it was a buzzword three or five years ago. See, that's how that's how out of touch I am. Yeah, no, if we're using it, then it's already gone. Like, yes. Yeah. That is really how that works. By the way, Tamika is now mother. Yes. She is indeed serving cunt. I don't like that word. Oh, God. So this coffin is going to get pushed. Yes. So. Oh, boy. Can you? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Dog is. Oh, yeah. Well, we're going to. Jason's doing the math right now. He's like, hold on. Yeah. Also part of my turn, I yelled, dog, get down. Dogs jump whenever somebody walks by the house. Yeah, no, no, no, no. Dogs not stupid enough to get blown into the thing. But I have to calculate the weight of the coffin and then how much this is in the fact that ruins is pushing on it. So let's do this. Let's. Hold on. OK, there. Oh, nice. So, yeah, dog will jump off. So this thing is teetering over the edge. And it's yeah, it's it's it's a little crooked now. So the you know, there's less to push on, like there's less broadside.

But like, it's still another five feet and it'll probably it'll probably go in. Cool. I'm going to end my turn. That is the end of round one. Round two. Oh, yes. What the. Wow. Well, Jesus, called the fanatic, called Fanatic Dog, called Fanatic Petricor. Oh, boy, that's quite a lot. You know, it's really it's a good thing that you push the coal fanatic into ruins because I think rage ends if you're not engaged. Oh, so it's a good thing there's somebody there. Oh, yes. Good lord. I guess. I guess this call for next going to try and stab ruins, just like stop it.

Or maybe grab ruins. Oh, oh, and this gust of wind is concentration. So it's still going. Oh, oh, no. That guy's going to fly out of there. That's true. I mean, that if is that in effect, like difficult terrain to like to like do stuff in that kind of environment. It's just a strength saving throw at the. Each each creature that starts its turn in the line must succeed a strength saving throw or be pushed 15 feet away from you. Oh, so this guy is at risk of flying over the cart there. Yeah, actually, not only flying over the coffin, but standing on the edge and let it teeter over a little bit more.

Oh, yeah. They push. Oh, no, they fall on it. Wouldn't that be terrible? Yeah. I hope that doesn't happen. Sorry. It's OK. So strength saving throw 14. Yes. Oh, OK. Shit. It's all 11. Jeez. No wonder he's so grumpy. So wait. So, OK, hold on, though. He's going to start his turn. If he wanted to move forward, how does that work? It does difficult terrain, right? It doesn't list that. It just says, I think it counts. I think it counts as difficult terrain, but I don't remember. He's got to do that mime shit where he's like just keeping his hat on, walking forward. Exactly.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm checking now because he's teetering on the edge of this coffin, which is over in the line must spend two feet of movement for every one foot. Yep. So, OK, cool. All right. So we're going to do this. Jesus. OK, so we're going to. We're going to get right here. Crawl in and call him. Yeah, just like John. Yeah, jump on things are looking real bad for these guys. So we're going to he's going to try and grab runes. Rude. I don't consent. So that's an athletics check versus your athletics. I believe. Oh, I love that. Athletics save. Oh, wait. Strength safe or athletics.

OK. Yeah. So I think I get advantage on that because it's still a strength ability. Mm hmm. Cool. Mm hmm. OK. 16. I'm going to go poorly for how about that? Fuck off. So pussy crawling over like against the wind, crawling over the coffin, like trying to like just like grab the top half gets like, just like shove him off like it's not working at all. Good lord. Oh, this just really is. They are still spell. Mm hmm. This cello called fanatic is going to run up to Tameka and just start stabbing. Oh, try to it's like stop it. Stop casting. Yeah. Never. I just realized I've never actually cast it.

So whoops. That's all good. We know attack normal. And 19. Yep. I got 11. Minimum damage three. I hate to be, but I got to roll for concentration. Yeah. 10. Yeah. OK. Oh, seven. It's like I guess the wind did what I need to do. Yeah. I mean, you got a lot for your money on that one, right? Like, yeah. Oh, God. OK, one more attack. And that one's the 10. That's not going to hit, right? Oh, no, no, no. I was like, Who are you talking? Huh? You know, it's like, right. The Star Wars meme, the episode. Jesus, dog. Dogs can try and push. Let's try and push this coffin. Oh, God. Here we go.

Athletics 13. So that's a total of 35. Five more needed to push this thing another five feet. Oh, Jesus. OK. Oh, boy. Cult fanatic. He's genial, though. He's, you know, he's genial. The smile on his face, that's what I appreciate, appreciate about the cult fanatics. He's a really good guy. Ah, Jesus. OK, this OK. This cult fanatic, who, by the way, if you zoom in, looks a little like Donald Trump. I don't like that. Everyone zoom in. Oh, yeah. It's the best artwork. Yeah, it's really cool. This. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. This this fanatic is going to move away from petrichor petrichor.

You get a free free attack here. All right. OK. All right. I'm going to do that with my chakram once again, just sort of slicing, just spinning around. Whoa. Like a Frisbee, like very. Yeah. OK, I'll get a six is going to miss. All right. Um, this OK, you know what? I don't I don't know what I'm thinking of what I'm not sure what. OK, so you didn't know what I didn't know what. OK, you know what? This this cult fanatic is going to try and cast a spell. It's going to try and cast hold person on runes. Shit. It's fine. It's fine. Oh, no, can't. Uh, yeah, the circle, the circle, this circle does not magic.

That's OK. You can't be charmed, frightened, possessed. Hold on. Paralyzed is the thing. Right. Oh, no, you know, you're good. Never mind. That's one of the stats. It does not stop. Doesn't stop paralyzed. Sorry. Fine. Fine. So you need a wisdom saving throw and you need to roll an 11 or higher. Oh, no. OK. That is not strength related. I can't just hide behind a. Ah, five. I'm a lot of things. Not very wise. So you are the one who is paralyzed now. Hmm. Listen, this sounds different than paralyzed. Look, paralyzed. Yeah, paralyzed. It's still bad. Yeah. Yeah. And that's going to put a concentration, correct?

Hold on, actually. She was a humanoid. Yes, I could see the bottom of this. Yeah, it's concentration. Oh, that's for beat them up. Petrichor. Yeah, but yeah, but push. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I forgot. I forgot. Yeah. You got the one with your eyes. I feel like Petrichor is going to watch this. This fanatic runaway is going to try to slice at him. It didn't work. He's going to see that there's nobody else here. Right. This thing's teetering on the edge. Well, there is a guy underneath the don't forget about the guy. There is a guy underneath the coffin right now. I just wanted to warn you.

Is that he's hard to see. But he's no, you're right. You're on top of the coffin in the cannon, but he's still there. Right. Yeah. Good morning. Oh, OK. Paralyzed is the worst. I just looked it up. Oh, paralyzed creature is incapacitated. So the same as it's the same as with the addition. So same as done with failed strength and dexterity throws all attack rolls against the creature have advantage. And then the real kicker, any attack that hits the creature that is a critical hit, any attack that hits the creature is a critical hit. If the attacker is in my feet.

Jesus. OK, paralyzed. No worse. Guess what? The black guards are dead. Yeah. Yeah. Fucking all right. That's just going to change what I'm doing. So, yeah, Petrichor is going to go. He's going to that that cultist is going to run away. He's going to swipe at him. It didn't work. Petrichor is going to say, no, he's going to just he's going to come right up next to him, actually, he's not he's going to fling his chakram. It's going to maybe do five feet and then fling your chakram because it's a frisbee, basically. Yeah, let's try it. You're doing a zina. Yeah, that's what.

Yeah, that's the chakram. Here we go. Nice. Oh, shit. 17 will hit. Yeah. Right. Who? And nine damage. Oh, and does that break any concentration that we have? We'll see. Oh, what do I it's just what constitution save? I think it. Oh, OK. And I'm just going for 10. Got it. Mm hmm. Nine. Thank you, Jasper. It was a pleasure to put it back to eight. Man, the 3D dice add such a great element to this tabletop. Yes, it does. And I really like not being paralyzed. Somebody has to program the way they. I think I've said this before. Somebody has to program the way they roll. They did that on purpose.

Any less true. Yeah. Jesus. OK. Anything else from petrichor? At that point, he's going to rush. He's going to run over towards here so that he can get ready to push. I know he's right next to somebody, but he's basically getting in a position. Holy shit. OK, Tamika. OK, I have a dude on me. I am still shifted, so I think I'm going to take two swipes at him. So to do. Yeah, the fanatics aren't super strong or anything, they're just annoying. They're just, you know. Yeah. Paralyzed was there, but the whole person. Yeah, it feels like that's their that's their goal in life is to help the other guys who we pushed off of the into the hole.

Yeah. Fourteen, fourteen will definitely hit. Yes. Hell yeah. Yes. OK. And then bonus action, do it again. So I'm trading down my normal action for bonus action and then using another bonus action. Got it. Listeners who are like, how is she doing that? Oh, fourteen again. Fourteen will hit. That's my number. Oh, oh, seven damage. Yes. So you're going to take a chunk out of this. I imagine you're just raking his face just like Yeah. Yeah. So he stabbed me with a dagger and then I just turn and I just like has these like glowing yellow eyes and this like snarling mouth.

And she just swipes at them with both of her claws. None of that's good. Yes. And then that'll be my. Well, I guess I'll just move five feet this way. Not disengaging, but it's still within range of them. OK. In turn. OK. Get up here. Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking. I was going to push it, too. But that leaves Tamika with two two weirdos out here. Fuck Tamika. I'll be fine. OK. Yeah. All right. Well. But my athletics is so bad, it doesn't hurt. I'm trying to add to it, right? So it's not like you're going to pull it back. Yeah, I think we only needed five more.

So. All right. Yeah. Canon moves right there, right next to the dude who's there. OK, Canon runs over, enters the the pillar of light and athletics check, I guess. Oh, man, this sucks so bad. Come on, you just need a five five. How about a negative zero? Oh, it's OK. It's just the worst thing ever. I don't know why any of us expected different. I don't know why I did it. I don't know why I did it. Look, you're helping. We love you. You're mathematically he's not. We can see it. Yeah, no, you're just touching the coffin. You're just touching it. But it's a guy at work.

You have a very strong personality. That's what gets you by. You don't you don't need physical strength. You got charm and a squished wet face, just like Pippin. I think what I'm going to do now, knowing that I can't help. I'm going to burn my once a day misty step and go. I'm going to go right here. He's like, Never mind. I'm just there, so I'm coming up to 30 feet away. So Kanaan goes up to the coffin. He hears the pet. What goes help out? And as he rams against the coffin, it does it. Nothing moves, but come on. Here's like a it's like, oh, like, oh, it's like a like a sprain.

He's like, oh, never mind. Jason sneeze sometimes. Yeah, he'll he looks at runes and petrichor and you can see their face like what that even the guy, even the cult is like. What's the hell? Oh, it's a weird move, but all right. Out of sheer embarrassment, Kanaan just collapses hands together and like actually does form and he goes to face to face with the the other cultist who was near Terry to give Terry some room to go push it when it's his turn. Jesus. We appreciate you. You're a good boy. I did my part. This is cloaked figure. Has had enough of this shit.

And she's going to she's going to all but say as much and while walking around this this whole like like a good 15, 20 feet, just like walking like she's she's outright speaking to you. You have no idea what we're trying to do. Get away from the coffin. And she's as she's speaking, she's drawing out fire from her hands and she is going to whip a fireball at knew it at the coffin and her own people doesn't care anymore. Like I should have saved my my counter spell. So this is. OK, hold on. Let me get the numbers before we start rolling to text save, I think.

Yeah. OK, spell safety of 16 decks. That's a deck save. Yeah. So yeah. And this is being cast at sixth level. OK, that's kind of her 16. 16. Yeah. And I'm going to place that I'm placing it down now. I'm OK. Cool. It's going to hit me. I know that much. But why does it get Amika? It's kind of the question. Yeah, really? It's going to get everybody the only one that's kind of farther. Can't believe she's attacking dog. I know, right? What a bitch. Alex is right. I mean, look, she's walking around. She's carrying dispel magic, counter spell and fireball. I mean, that's for she's got she's got the arsenal ready.

She is loaded to the teeth as far as like and she has a bunch of little dudes who can cast hold person like this coffin can't be good if they got all these guys walking around whipping these these Sith like spells. If I didn't step forward, I think I'd be out of range. Should not have stepped forward one. Oh, my Lord. Oh, my God. Oh, you're right. I am. You're you're out of range. Everything else is just rough. OK. So again, burning your own. People trying to burn dog, trying to just everything just get away. Oh, God. This is going to do 11 D6 damage if it hits high.

I just wanted to point out a thing. If if you're throwing a fireball, would it not create like a force that would maybe push certain things away from where the fireball lands? Not if it's not in the spell text. No. OK, just check. And she's not undead, obviously. No. She is not. The cylinder doesn't protect specifically against fireballs, does it? All right. We can't pull that much weight. Can't do that. And it's air conditioned. And here we go. Save me for Kenan. Normal 16, baby, going for 16. 16. You got this damage for you. One hundred is still 50. All right. Hold on.

Cult fanatic. Let's do. So the cult fanatics are like, oh, shit, like not. Yeah. Oh, God. Oh, they were polyester robes, right? Instantly flammable. Oh, God. Saving throw for the other cult fanatic. Oh, also going to fail. Give me one for petrichor, please. Decks saving throw. 14. It's dogs got to try and save. Dogs got a good decks, though. Good. You got this dog. No, no, no. Oh, God. No. Oh, shit. Can on you rolled, you got a so, Bri, give me one. Give me a dexterity saving throw. 14. So the ruins is down. Dog, I am still raging, so I only take half, but no, it's fire.

Damage doesn't count. Oh, you're right. It's only one. Yeah. Yeah. Terry flashing. So never mind. Terry's good. So Terry Simeon can on saved. Everyone else is taking this damage. And this is 11 D six. Not good. Well, not a could be 11. It could be. Right. It could be 11. You're right. You're right. It's going to be fine. Anything lower than 25, I think is going to be OK. Anything above that? It's bad news. Do we want to do death math here? Yeah. So I have 43 right now. My maximum 66. So if I get negative 33, I'm dead. 31 damage here. Hit points, right? Yeah, it's 41 for me.

Will kill me outright. Oh, God. 31 will kill dog. Oh, my God. I've got 46 out of 66. So you're probably going to be OK. Yeah. Yeah. Who? Because that's 46 plus 33. Yeah. You would need 79 damage to get there. You're fine. Yeah. Well, OK. Not to be a little. You're still going to be very much on fire and in pain. Jesus. So she's just going to whip this fireball up into the air and it is going to come careening down. Like a Molotov and splash right into this area and do. 37 damage. Well, 37 can have. Wow. And that is going to instantly kill both cult fanatics. Right. They are on fire.

Their robes are they're just running around screaming. The coffin is going to go up into flames. Dog is going to be at ground zero. Oh, can I do something for flavor? Sure, please. Since pet records going I mean, sorry, since runes is going to be out anyway, he turned around and tried to shield dog. And they're just both. Smashed. With fire. Poor dog, poor puppy. She just leveled up to. She was a good dog. She was. Well, let's bring her to a cleric. And yeah, they can risk their lives for this. We need a dog. We need a piece of her, even if it's great. Well, cleric anarium like a like a veterinarian.

Yeah, just go to Maddie's. We'll do it. Yeah. Vampires did it. Oh, man. Like they were cleric. I'd risk my life for a dog faster than any goddamn human I've ever met. Oh, yeah. The same. Right. Yeah. For real. Even if it died of old age. The cloak figure is going to spend the rest of her movement walking for just walking like just calmly now. Jesus, God, I. So runes is out. Petrichor's runes is very out. Canonsop, Terry's still just I, I think it would just be like it's that slow motion saving Private Ryan like beach thing. It's like you pan over. There's a guy holding his arm looking around like clerics are like these cultists are on fire, you know, and just I, I think he would just try to like finish it just like just whatever it took and put just put his shoulder into this fucking coffin and just try, I guess, for lack of a better term.

You could do it. Guidance. So I mean, yeah, just just just putting his shoulder in. It is it is literally on fire. Just just trying to like shield himself and put put everything he has into it. Ruins, can I get a death saving throw, please? Yes, I think with the new thing, I should just be able to. Yes. Good. All right. Yes, that's good. One success. I really like this new character sheet, Jason. It's a good character. We have to put it on mine, too. Yeah, sure. Oh, everyone in 11th. Oh, boy. This sell it. Oh boy, this cultist is going to try and just leave. I think we're well beyond.

I mean, there's morale here, right? It could be like, I'm out of here. I think that's fanatic. I mean, if their leader is willing to kill his friends. Oh, that's yeah, I'm suggesting that she's indicted. And and there's a bunch of charges like Shirley. They won't still support her, even though she's been proven to sell out friends and kill off anyone. It isn't her. Yeah, clearly don't be reminding on charges like it's just, you know, like so. Yeah, he's going to keep stabbing. Damn it. 16. Five damage. That's OK. I stole my temporary hit points. Oh, I was about to say, you're not losing anything.

I was I was like, I keep shiving and nothing happens. So. I was the healthiest of the bunch. And this is 15. Yes. All right. I got 11. That's the rest of my temporary hit points. Nice. So just he's going to keep like and like you're not it's like this isn't why? Why isn't this? There's not even blood like. No. Can on. Oh, I mean, we have to push this thing. Yeah, there's no there's no shot. We don't push this thing over as she comes around the corner. So he's going to move back to the spot where he was. He faced massive embarrassment. Uh, I have any bonus actions to give myself.

Hold on to that. I don't want to do that. Oh, I can't do bad luck again. I realize that it's sorcery points I'm spending. So, well, all right. Well, here I go. Got this, baby. Oh, crap. Holy shit. That's thirty six. We're four away. Fantastic job. Holy shit. So this thing is teetering. It is literally on fire. It is fucking on the edge. It is. She is wandering fucking Palpatine style around this hole coming toward you. Who knows what she has left? Please. I do Bin Luck to see if I get that extra four. Yeah. How much? Oh, it's a d4, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. Holy shit. If you ever needed a four, Susan, do it.

So it's two sorcery points, right? How many you have left? I have seven. OK, you're OK. Yeah. Yeah. Bend that luck. OK. OK, here we go. One. That's OK. This thing is like it's it's right on the edge, like between. Yeah. Oh, my God. Jesus. Can I get another death saving throw, please? Oh, wait. So debris's not here. Hold on. Now I'm down to five sorcery points. She keeps leaving. Sorry, my tummy's been very upset. Oh, no. Oh, no. So understood. It's probably that mixture. Yeah, I shouldn't have done that. Oh, that's a crit. Yes. One HP. I got one HP. Oh, that's really good news.

We're playing Therian rolls. You get to spend a hit die. Oh, yeah. Let's go. All right. Roll. I'll go. Go ahead and roll the monk one. Nice. Nine. Hell. Ten whole health together. Do I still get the one health or do I got it? No, no, no, no, no, no. That's fair. That's fair. That's cool. I mean, hey, yeah, my bad. Do I need to do anything else this turn or is that it? You get a whole turn. Oh, holy shit. Oh, you know what I'm doing. Pushed it real good. All right. First, I'm really fucking pissed about thought about falling down and that fire and honestly, dog, mostly.

Yeah, yeah. So we're going to rage. And then I'm going to push. Nice. Oh, well, that's that's OK. So we're going to drag this another five feet up. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. It's got to tell me it's got to hold on. Wait. Did I push it five or ten? Hold on. Five. That's five. Five. That's five. Yeah. It's just going to have a little corner. Yeah. The corner would be here. So I here's what we're going to do. This thing rolled like you've pushed it another 10 feet. And we're we're at that that fiprom like it's it's it's. We're going to roll a d20 one through 10, and it is going to careen into this hole 11 through 20.

And it's not quite there. All the weights at the feet. Oh, it's not quite there. It's 15. It is. It is just it's holy shit. Anything else for runes is turn. I don't think so. Most of my stuff is if I land an attack, which I did not do. So, yeah, Jesus, God. But I'm standing. So that's cool. I'm standing. It's true. Jesus, God. It's the cloak figures turn. You're next. Don't worry, cloaked figure. She is continuing. To walk toward the party like again, walking. And she's spinning something almost like weaving a spell in in her hands as she's doing it. We're fighting for immortality.

Do you understand that? No one has to die senselessly again. And you're fighting against that and just weaving and weaving. Oh, she's going to be. Hmm. There's two things, and I'm debating on which one. And I don't know. I don't know, guys. Well, if it helps, I don't have very many. Yeah, same. One fourth. Well. She's just going to machine gun magic missile. I knew it. Got this. She literally has like she's the LeBron James of spellcasting. She has like all the good ones. Oh, oh, God. OK, so at higher levels. OK, so I have to cast this at five. So I guess it's going to be using the same number.

The spell creates one more. OK, so she gets a total of. Seven, seven, seven darts. One D four plus one damage. And I'm just going to I'm going to call out targets now so that we don't. Yeah. I think three to. Yeah, three to Terry. Three to Patrick, three to Kenan and one to Patrick or. Oh, how honored. He said, bitch, just going just going by him. Who's Oh, shit. You're right. Ruins is there. Yeah. Come on. You know what? OK, let's do an even spread to Terry to the runes to Kenan and one to Patrick. Or how about that? I think, OK, OK. Thank you. I'll take whatever you can.

The D four plus one. So the most you do is five. The second you're like three to it's like, why? I'm right here. I forgot you're up now. So let's get a shoulder trying to push this thing. Like, come on. Six to Terry. He's OK. He's OK. There's OK. Yes. So just so again, weaving this and then just just just throwing a ton of these out, peppering you as she's marching toward you, like she's preparing for something close like. Oh, my God. So, Jesus. OK. That's going to hit Terry. And God, what else? What else? One, two. OK. Two to rooms. Yeah. Nine damage will be just enough.

Everybody. Oh, sure. Oh, folks. Yeah. Force them. I'll just roll another crit. It's fine. It'll be fine. Yeah. You got this. Please do. And then two to Kenan, five. It sounds like not a lot, but it hurts a lot. Trust me. Oh, I hit the wrong button. Well, I did the wrong button. Oh, Jesus. 20 damage. Don't back. OK. And then one to petrichor. Four damage. I'll take it. It's not good. Yeah. OK. I Terry's Terry's up, so it's just fuck it. Just work with this deep. It's athletics all the way, baby. Fucking eyeballs. 15. Yeah, that's to make a Europe. OK, I'm going to say opportunity attack as I move.

Yeah, I think that's why I want to. 20. Yeah. How hard can he get you anyway? It's fine. And who? Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, because that's a critical. Can we do anything against it? I gain advantage on one attack. No, I can't impose this advantage. I don't think unless you would let me. It's tied to chaos. Does it if it doesn't say it once? Just, you know, we're so close. Yeah. Yeah. Ben Luck only works on friends or allies, I guess. I know it works on me, too. But how does it that would add to it? Oh, it's adding for them. I could I could bonus or penalty my choice.

Did that get rid of the crate? No, I don't think that's how it works. No, unless the penalty is disadvantage. If the penalty is disadvantage, then it would get rid of the grid. It's more for add. OK. Yeah, it's it works like Bane like it. Yeah. So we may not even be rolling on the table, but we are. OK. So it's OK. It's OK, guys. Here we go. It is a nine. We've done this before. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm talking to nine. Holy shit. Sweetie. That's not great, but there's way worse and nine damage. Let me do it. Oh, yeah, I got it. I got it. I got it. It's fine. I just I was yang at the fact that your health bar actually went down this time.

He has stabbed you a lot. This is the first one. It's like, hey, results. OK, OK, so Tamika. Oh, my God. Dog goes down. Vroon goes down, gets back up, goes down again. Everybody looks super bloody and horrible. Tamika's barely taking any damage, so she's going to run away from this cultist and then cast what has worked in the past. Gusta Wind. I'm going to cast it at. I don't know if it does anything casting at higher levels. It would say no. Then I'll just cast it at spell level two. Yeah. Some of them are like shield of faith where it's just it's like you can if you want like if you got the slot.

Yeah, you don't have any lower. Yes, good. Yes. No more. It doesn't give you more shield. Holy shit. So. Oh, this is straight at the coffin. Yep. So Tamika does that swirly thing. She gets really hurt again, and almost some of her blood probably mixes in with the sphere of air and then pushes it out at the coffin. So here's what I want you to do. What's what's your spell ability? What's your what's the what's the one you rely on? Charisma. OK, plus what you give me a charisma check. OK. And if it's a 14 or above, this thing's going in the hole. Ability check. That's not as good as my save.

OK. OK. You got this. Oh, we did it. 19. Yes, it is going to slowly tilt. This cloak figures like, no, and it is going to just teeter and fall into this hole on fire. You're going to watch the whole kind of illuminate as it ricochets off and on. And. I think that's a good time for us to stop for today. It's already a triple wide episode. Yeah, this might be two episodes. Well, yeah. Well, yeah. Job to Mika. Yeah. Fucking amazing. Everybody, you all did fantastic. Yeah, everybody was awesome. That was a team effort and dog. Yeah. Dog was a good dog. At least it was a painful, terrible death to go through for.

Oh, yeah. And at least there was a lot of pain and it wasn't quick. That's that's on the game master. You know, I think it was quick. I mean, I you know me, I love hurting animals. So like, you know, it's definitely, you know, riding that line of like, like it's just hard enough that like like it's going back and forth. It's so difficult. But Jesus, guys, like you guys pulled it all out. Oh, my God. Well, we had some pretty good luck. And then, you know, on the way there and then we had a really like a strong fucking fight here at the high highs and some low lows.

But like it definitely felt intense. Yes, it feels intense. Like it still might not go well for some some people. We still have to deal with her because she's not dead. She's just walking around. Yeah, I feel like she was her. We're just going to cast big stuff at each other. He's going to just power word death or whatever the hell it is. Yeah, we've done no damage to her either. Like she is fine. Poof. Bye.