Long Fall

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Have you ever wanted to watch a YouTube channel about movies that blurred the line between recap and review with videos so stupid? They pretty much fail at both? Well, Jason asked me to tell you about Dr. Jordan breeding. He's not actually a doctor, but he talks really fast. Only on YouTube. And I guess a few other places too, but mostly on YouTube. Let's do that thing, where we go around the table and introduce ourselves. I'm Jason. I'm the dungeon master going around the table starting with Ian. Hey, I'm Ian. My pronouns are he, him, Eni, and I'm playing chimera, the Tiefling Warlock.

And Susan. Hi, I'm Susan Spanator. My pronouns are she her, and I'll be playing nice-year-arrioleth, the Elven Rogue. And Jameson. Hi, I'm Jameson. I've been abandoned in a Sears parking lot. I am playing Logren. He's a Dwarven Marshall. The funniest thing is, as the years tick by and someone listens to this, they're going to go, a what? Parking lot? Man, it's... And last and simply not based, it's Jasper. Hi, everybody. I'm Jasper. Heim. I play Ruby Pedigrew, the Half-Oark Gearslinger Adept. Logren, you're up. All right. Logren is going to, he's going to, he's going to point to these guards as he's sort of marching toward them.

Why can't I control my character? Here we go. Token controls. Ten. And then he's going to step next to ORA. You'd be like, you work for me now. Turn around. We're fighting him. Let's go. Wait, what? Let's go back. Hold on. He's looking at the guards. The guard, like, he was in the middle of bribing the guards when people started stabbing each other. So I believe you have one more role to, to, to, to, to try in like. I believe that's what the Jameson big role is in the chat. Right. Okay. What am I rolling here? Persuasion. Persuasion. Okay. And I did have advantage on bribing people, right?

Yes. So I would say, so this goes back and forth, and they've been around vein for a bit, and they're a little afraid to him. So I would say 17 or higher. Okay. Is this to, for? for both of them or am I bribing one guy right now? Let's just count them as a group. Okay. Here we go. That's a 19 too. Okay. Well, ding-ding-ding-ding-dingo. He throws a coin purse over the side and watches them dive after it. How much you bribing him? I don't know. He's just jingling a coin bag at him. I mean, we want to know. Yeah. I want to know. Because if you live, I want to deduct this for I don'T want to later on.

It's like, well, it was like 50 bucks. It's like no. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Roll it. 100. That's. I'll tell you what. I will roll. I will roll 6012. And we can add it out. $1.10,000. $1. It's 45 gold. That's split between two guys. We haven't talked numbers. They're just some insane jingle jingle. Technically, I said I would double whatever they were making. But if you want me to put a number out of it now, it's 45 goals. Hmm. That's a good point. Yeah, it's 45 making jingle jingles. But they don't know how much is in there. It's just a bunch of gold. As far as they're concerned, There's a big bag of gold that they can...

That basically means you're good for it. Well, I... Yeah, I want to establish that they're not dogs, right? Like, they're smart enough to go. It's like, okay, you want me to completely sell this guy out. And it's like, well, okay, I want money for that. You know, like even crooked, you know, guards are... Not that stupid. Like, you know, anyway. Yeah, but they're also... I don't know. They're a little outnumbered, so they might be further motivated to... To trade sides. I don't know. Maybe this is just a start here. If they don't take it, that's fine. I'm walking toward them, but that's my, that's my last attempt to.

I don't think 45 gold's going to be enough. I'll genuinely, like, not even close. But I'm not saying, hey, I got 45 gold. Right. I carefully counted out these 45 gold pieces here on this roof here for you. Right. This is more just like the show of, hey, I have gold. I've already said out loud to you, I'm going to double whatever he's paying you. This is just a show that I have money. Okay. Okay. What are they being paid? I mean, they're already being bribed. So they're getting paid $1,500 each. To kill a girl, basically. To be, you know what I'm saying? Like, they're down for some pretty big crimes.

So they're being paid quite a lot. Hmm. I've got that if it comes to it. Yeah. Do you got double that? How much is a platinum worth again? Tangle? Yeah. We're fine. Let's... Also, didn't the kids find a lot of money? Yeah. I can't remember the ridden. But there's a stash somewhere. It's like, can I borrow some? Also, we have a literal ton of edamantium in the car. We'll think. Not very liquid right now, but I've got it. I'm good for it. I don't think even though how Sting G. Logrin has been, I don't ever think money has ever been an issue for us. I'll tell you what.

Let's say what. Let's play the fight. straight up. Just because I don't want to get bogged down in the negotiation of it, I guess. Does that make sense? Yeah, but I don't either. I think Logron walked toward them and said, this is your last chance. I can pay you if you want to not do this. Okay. Then you know what? Here's what we're going to do. We're just going to leave it up to a D20 roll then. Because like they're a little afraid of him, I think. So. Do you want them to save against intimidation? Okay, well, there you go. I don't know if that's good or bad.

And we just say what I would be. I, oh, geez. That low and I said they would. Like, I was like, they'll attack you if, you know, I. I mean, they're welcome to. I genuinely think that. Yeah, I think they're just going to like stay with him just because it is, they've seen what he can do. and they haven't seen what you can do. Does that make sense? They are about to. That's fine. And this is probably going to be terrible for them. But yeah. Okay. Well, in that case, does that cost me an action to try to bribe them? It's called it a bonus. Okay. So in that case, I'm going to commanding presence, Nythera.

Nightthera, stab his ass. On it, boss. Make it sound like it's my idea, you know. Let's try something different. Let's... Okay. Oh. Oh. Oh. That is a crit one. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Let's see if that rolls in the crit table. No, not like that. Well, when you choreograph for that, I should stab him. I think he knows to not be stabbed. I gave me away. That don't he knows. That don't he know. All right. A word pin cushion. All right. That's going to roll in the crit table. Oh, frick. 18. Mm. Oh, shit. Slippery hands, you throw your weapon or implement 2D10 feet in a random direction.

How can I do glove? Interesting. Yeah. No. We'll just throw the mine blade. We'll just throw that away. Well, I was using the Assassin's Kong. Yeah, I know. I'm joking. It's a springloaded blood. You can disconnects or something. Oh, that's terrible craftsmanship. But okay. Yeah. Yes. Ruby will fake. Don't know. Td10. Probably just falls over the edge of this one. Well, I'm going towards him. So I guess we could see if it goes on the roof. Yeah, it says it in a random direction. So I don't want to do that. Which direction, Jason? Do you want to roll again, considering it's attached to you?

Like, it seems silly. You think it has a critical failure and flies out? I think it would just be in that direction, right? Because it's like a springloaded thing, unless you have it out all the time. Like, I think it'll just be like forward. Okay. Far. Okay. Okay. Well, all right. Five, two, just one. I like here. And for logging second, attack, he's just going to shoot this guy in the chest in front of him. Okay. All right, you don't want to listen. Pappell. Um, gun. I cast gun. We're not doing both barrels this time, so I will have... What is it normally? I get disadvantage for the knockback, but I offset it with the tower shield, but I didn't have time to plant it because I use my bonus action to try to plan to.

So I'll just take this advantage on it, I guess. Um, and here we go. What the shit? What the? Oh, oh, a crit. What a nice. Cool. That was a warning shot. Jesus God. That was 22 piercing damage followed by 17 piercing damage. So I I guess the shield is integral to that. So it's a blam, and like eight birds fall out of the sky. One of those gargoyles is having a rough time. The card's like, holy shit. That was a warning shot. I got one more in here. Oh, my God. That's a two on the on the. Quit die. Oh, I didn't roll that. Yeah, I was what to say. Let's say if it rolls on the.

Yeah. It is. And that's a, oh, God, no. Worst luck in fairia. Okay. Your GM will choose a major weather or natural event and put it into play immediately. You're on a rooftop. Blood rain. Blood rain. Yes. It makes good. It makes sense, you know. Incredible. Well. Blood rain. It would be hilarious. Fuck. Oh, God. This could kill everyone. This is going to suck. Okay. Well, give me a moment. I was not anticipating this. Should have joined me. Now it's catastrophe. Now everyone's fucked. They made me shoot my shotgun and I made it brain blood. Yeah. I'm one of the gods. And yes.

But no, we're too good for 45 gold. Do you know how many apps you can get at Bonzo's dark for 45? At least two. Yeah, Ruby winces, yeah. Don't throw it. Oh, don't throw it. Oh, don't throw it. Oh, my God. Okay. So I guess. I guess. I guess, uh, snow. No storm, right? Like, I guess we got a, like, it's going to be harsh wins. It's going to be... So, all ranged attacks are going to be done with disadvantage. Yeah. At the end of every round, everyone, including all bad guys, have to roll a constitution saving throw. And each round is going to get a little higher. And if you fail it, you're going to take a little bit of damage.

As the ice and snow cuts into you and freezes. We're cutting back to us of bouncing these ideas back and forth for weather effects. I would have preferred the blood rain, actually. Yeah, blood rain would have been way cooler in the movie, but that's fine. Hey, hey, we're not done now, right? We could still get blood range. Anything else for bloggerne? I think we've done enough. We'll have past the turn. Oh, God. A card. This card's going to move up and try to spear Logrin just because... Because I tried to shoot him. Yeah, you tried to shoot him. I don't think he needs a good reason.

Uh, spear! Uh! 27! Holy shit! Oh, okay. It's 13 damage, not the end of the world. You know what? Let me put your hit points on the board, everyone. Speaking of the end of the world, uh, Logman's just surprised. Like, whoa. How'd you do that? Nice. Yeah. No, seriously, you want a job. Yeah. Level five, I need a follower. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. We're gonna get you a follower before the end. of today. It's going to be thin. I was just thinking that. Thrawling. Thrill silver fox. Roll silver fox. You know what? It doesn't want to turn on. I don't know why. I can see it. Okay. Well, that sucks.

Whoa. I figured it out. Someone finally rolled high enough to hit you. Yeah, weird. This is the most dangerous guard in all of there. His talents are wasted here. Okay. That's gonna end the guards turn. Ruby, you're up. Sadly, this is kind of taken away one of your big... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think she would recognize that. I think she's good enough at what she does, that she would say, this ain't going to work so great if I'm going to be doing things ranged. So she's going to power up her gloves. And she's just going to try to do a little bit of an arc around.

So I'm going to show you with my movement here. She's going to run up here and then run up here. Grab my blade. Yeah. That's actually a good point. So she's going to do a quick movement. She's going to sprint over there. Probably when she gets over to that little above that window, you know, she's probably going to do a little bit of a flourishy leap. But she's going to come back down and come right up next to Fane. And she's going to use her. Yeah? Yeah, no, I'm thinking. I'm thinking about like I have to, like, he's such a prick. It's a tough person to play because I have to do the biggest prickish thing that I can think of.

So, okay. Dig deep. Big deep, Jason. So she's trying to do this to try to flank him with Nithera. Basically, this ain't going to work from a distance. Let's just see what we can do up here. And then she's going to, she's going to punch. Well, she's going to do a melee. She can do a melee attack with her wrist ballista. Basically, it's no longer ranged. It's just right there, right at him. So let me see if I can do it. No disadvantage right now, right? Nothing like that. No, no. D4, though, for expertise. Oh, shit. Holy shit, that's a crit one. Oh, my God. This is not good.

What is happening? I don't know. That's not good, though. You rig the table. I didn't. I didn't. No, I didn't put that out there. God, I wish I were that smart. Your acting is amazing. Yeah. Okay. All right. Okay, let's see if that's on the crit table. Give me D6. Yep, on it. Yep. Yep. Seriously. Please don't roll it too. D2. D20. More weather. Yeah. More weather. 13. Ankle twist. You twist your ankle and you have your movement speed and cannot charge for 1D4 plus one rounds. All right. I could have been. I mean, this tracks with weather, right? I think when you jump off that window, that window sill, it's like, e.

Like you tweak something. Yeah, she's going to slip on some weird ice that she wasn't expecting. She knows this is going to happen. She's, she knew it. She's going to kick herself later. But she had to try to get up there to be able to make it happen. Well, even still, that didn't work. But she's going to go ahead and do a bonus action for Flurry of blows to make two unarmed strikes as a bonus. Okay. And... And... Wait, do I get a D4 for this one? Yeah, everyone. As long as you're flanking, yes. Okay, great. Oh, right. I'm trying to report it for. It's been a long time.

We've been like traips around Esterol for a long time. I forget how to fight. Okay. More come. I hear it. I hear you. So here. Oh, my God. Oh! No. Another crit. You're kidding. I swear to Christ, I didn't do anything to this table, guys. I swear to you. I swear you. And we're rolling on the table. I don't, I don't. I don't know what to do you. I don't believe you. I don't believe you. I'm not that smart. You know me. Been working on the table for hours to make sure that all these that was the fog stuff to make it look like your hot. That's what I did. This is terrible.

Fog of now. I'm sorry. You hit an ally with a basic attack if this action is. So you're going to miss Thane and punch. Yeah. You're just going to hit. Okay. So we're just going to take the eight bludgeting damage. Oof. Uh. There's a lot of slip in here. And it's also at the edge. And maybe this is just, there's just too much like bad move. Shouldn't have done this. Oh, Ruby. Shoot. Watch yourself. Sorry. I'm trying. Grab that blade behind you. Okay. I'll do that actually. Actually, I have one more on arms. I'm a second. I'm scared. Okay. Sure. I am too. I don't even want to do it. anymore.

If this is a one, we know it's broken. Oh, that was almost a one. It rolled over to a seven. That's a 17 total. That hits. We're gonna. Okay. At least I got something here. Six damage. Sorry, I'll get it. We need some healing guys. I feel like he dodges out of the way because he's such a slippery, quick motherfucker. And like it punches. Exactly. Nice there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's a dexy character. He's like him and Nithera are a pretty good. Yeah. And as long as Nythera doesn't get punched to death with robot gloves, then I think... I'm pretty close. Only had 19 hit points left.

Sorry. Guard... Guard number two. It's going to walk up and just try to stab ORA. I have a reaction. Okay. Shoulder check after a creature within your reach makes melee attack against an ally. You can use your reaction to make an athletics check against the creature's maneuver, DC. Is that in your reach? Oh, he's fucking sidestepped me. God damn it. I don't have it. That's all right. I would have a roll a one anyway. No, no, no, no. I think we're out of those. I think we're good. Maybe I'll roll ones now. Oh, God, yes. Oh, shit. 17 hits. Okay. That's nine damage to aura.

Oh, God, that bloody is her. Jesus. God, she's not a fighter. Okay. Come here, you are up. Oh, my God. Okay. Son of bitch. Um... All right. I'm going to turn to... Why am I blank on her name? Vela, Vera. Vettie. Oh, Vettie. Thank you. Yeah, if you, if you hover over, there's a, it'll tell you the name too. No? No, not for me. Okay. Oh, that's fine. I turn to Vetti and I just say real quick, in and out like you practice with my Thera, make it fast, don't get touched. And I'm going to run up here. Nope, I'm not. I'm going to run up to where ORA is and tell her to get back.

ORA, get back. And I'm going to cast Flaming Sphere right here. Ooh. And I'm going to bomb. So Kamir is going to like bring his hands cross, his body and flame is going to start to come out from them and he's going to swing them around in a circular motion and a large ball of flame is going to churn and royal in the space behind these guards and you can see sort of like them they're sort of like highlight getting lit up behind them and he's going to like bring it forth and just like draw his hands close to him as as if he's like pulling the flame and it's going to like ram into this guard that um attacked that or uh sorry how big is it it's only it's only it only it only fits in one square it's it's oh let me make that smaller i can tell you what the radius is in one second five foot diameter it's a second uh yeah five foot diameter so it's in a thing much smaller Yeah.

Like right there. I said giant to impress all of you, but it's not actually giant. I've seen smaller spheres. It's okay. That's more than generous. Right. Right. It's a giant for a baseball. That's pretty. So that's a... Honestly, the other one was too big. I'm just going to say it. Yeah. You know, it's like, what can you do with that? It's nice to look at, fun to play with, but... Too much. So it's a deck saving throw 16 or 2D6 fire damage, which got already rolled. And that's for both. I think I can only run it into one creature at a time. So just the one that get aura.

But if those creatures end their turn within five feet of it, they will have to make a saving throw for fire damage. Oh. Yeah. Oh, does that negate the freezing? I'm wondering. Ooh. I am burning to death. However, I'm not cold. I would think no, because it's not a comforting worm that heals from the freeze. It's a burning hot ball of flame that scorching you. Okay. That's fair. That's fair. Okay. Okay. So, deck save probably going to go poorly. They're not trained in decks, but I'm going to be the 16. Holy shit. Oh, my God. I roll in 18 and get a 20. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

Half as much. Half as much damage. So two fire damage. Two damage. And then as a bonus action, Kimera is going to, his eyes are going to light up, and he's going to point to Thane and start speaking a few words in hell language, infernal. And they're sort of like, They like echo out. Like when he says them, they like echo out louder than they should across the rooftop of this thing. And you can just see like a burning little sigil sort of like appear and like burn away from from him. And I'm going to put some curse on him. Hmm. I love it when he does that.

She's saying to Night Thera. I'm wiping the blood out of my eyes. What? Yeah. I think he's cursed now, right? Yes? He is cursed. Awesome. Are you sure it's not me? Because I have the little curse. Oh, no. Do I have a little curse on me? I got you. Thank you. So that boomed out tonight, sir. Oh, do I? No, that's so many things. I can. I can't even pin it down for you right now. How many ones did we roll? That probably is contributing to it. Yeah. That's not helping. Camar is going to narrow his eyes at Thane and be like, and to think I wanted to fuck you. That's the end of my turn.

Mm. Guys, that's the end of the round. I need a constitution saving throw from everybody. And it's going to be easy at first. It's a 12. Okay. And one D6 damage if you fail. Oh, my gosh. You look like you've the most constitution of all of us. It's cold inside. He's got stone armor. He's got to be uninsulated. What we need to do is just stuff it with fiberglass in there and just like just like just like. Oh, yeah. That's comfortable. Not it's not in. It's mud. Why wouldn't we just go for wool, you know, like a typical insulation for bodies? No, it's got to be newspapers.

Yeah. These papers and spit like a little hornet. Buzz, buzz. So Fane succeeds, the two guards fail. One D6 damage for the two guards and Logrin. Cool. Six, of course. Oof. That sucks. I have heat resistance. Oh. So you know, everything's coming up. So if that all of fire hits, you're going to be cool. That's going to be great. Like, God. All right. Every round that's going to go up as this, as this keeps going. So the sooner we wrap this up, the better. Mm-hmm. Trying to. Working on it. Yeah, I know. I'm hoping round two. All right. Kick it off first. Ruby. All right. Ruby, here's a question really quickly.

I think we've talked about this before or maybe this has come up. She's got quick draw, which means that every time initiative is rolled, she can use the reaction to do that. Once. I'm wondering since we, yeah, I was going to say once per car. Yeah, once per cop. I feel like that's more appropriate. Just making sure. Yeah. She's going to go. She's going to go for another wrist-ballista punch. Let's see what happens. Please don't. If this is, if this is, you're going to, you know, just. Anything less than a three. It's a two. No. All right, fine. That is going to miss.

Fine. Fine. You rolled a two, but got a 15 with the expertise dying stuff. That's nothing to be. Pretty good. Yeah. Uh, fine. I mean, she's going to do another. We're going to have to. She's, she can't let. let this go. She's not going to just miss and then be like, oh, well, she's going to do another. Three blows. Two punches. Here's one. That's an 18. 18 hits. Six bludgeoning damage. Wonderful. And I might as well do my other one here real quick. See what happens there. Bam, bam. 17. 17. It's going to hit. That is another six fludgeoning. damage I'm going to use. So this is a fun time to start bringing this up.

He has legendary actions. He gets three every round. I'm just going to, let's keep it. Wait, wait, wait, before you. I want to see who wins this because I got a thing to do. I can do stunning strike once I've done a melee attack. I think a legendary reaction beats that. Is that part of the... Hold on. Is it... No. No, no, no, no, no. It's it... but... But... but... Unarmed attack, bam, or a melee attack, bam. When you hit a creature with this attack, you can spend an exertion to force the target. So in my reading of that, it is a consequence of the attack. So if I did land a punch and it did cause damage, whether it caused damage or not, if I did hit, I can make that hit a stunning strike by using an exertion.

Oh, let me read it. When you had a creature with a melee weapon attack? Okay, you could spend one exertion, force the target to make a constitution save it, they don't want to fail. Well, then, that's part of the thing. So, uh, I mean, to me, it's part of that attack. The punch, basically, she's like, and this one I'm going to just try to land it just right and see what happens. All right. Then, okay. What am I aiming for? You are forcing the target to make a constitution saving thing. throw. I'm no freaking idea. Did you a maneuver DC? Well, it's not a maneuver is the thing.

It's a feature of his class. So I would guess maneuver DC, but eight, well, I don't know if this is right. Eight plus proficiency. So that should be three, eight, nine, ten, eleven, plus my wisdom. Well, I rolled an eight, so it's not going to beat that. So let's, so he's stunned until the end of your next turn. I don't like that. Okay. I know you don't. I know. That's why I wanted to get in before that legendary action. But I think it's, but I think it, I genuinely think that it makes sense. That's the whole point. Sending strikes on us another attack. It's did that attack do this.

All right. Okay. You put a little oom in there. She put a little oom in there. There you go. Great. Okay. At least it's 11. You done? I will see. I am done. I am done. Sorry, I realize it was an actual question. All right. Fuck this. Thane is up and then I guess I'll use my legendary action to quick step. Thane moves up to half his speed and shirks off all negative status effects. Well, it takes up his action. So that sucks. That is lame. All right, fine. Now, I'm going to use my... Are there any opportunity attacks for that? Or does he just... That's part of it. Yeah. No, he's slippery.

He's the thing. Yeah. I'm going to use my... I guess, cutting action. So a bonus action, I'm going to use an object. I'm going to load another dagger into my Assessons gauntlet. If that's okay. Yeah. Okay. Because I figure it's just like putting it. She probably has extras. But the reason why I don't want to just use a dagger and I want to use that is because my Assessence's gauntlet's a plus two weapon instead of just a dagger, you know? Sure. But then she will go up on him and use perplexing flurry and attack with the mine blade. So that's two attack actions.

Attack rolls against the creature have advantage because he's stunned. He's not stunned. Oh, he's not? Is that what you were talking about earlier when I said out? That's okay because I'm going to use my failure from earlier, which granted me inspiration to grant advantage in my first attack. Well, shit. Okay. Yeah. Ha. Yeah. Because no more ones. We'll see. Two ones. Who-hoo-hoo. Oh. 26. God damn. Okay. I... Can I just see if it's like... Sure, sure. I'll just see if it's 20. Nah, I'll take the 18. Okay. That is... I don't know how you want to do it. I do get a second attack with perfect boxing flurry.

Do you want me to use that role as my second attack? Or is that my advantage? No, because the first one wasn't with advantage. Okay. So, okay. You're going to shank him for 17 damage. Which, obviously, like, that's the first time you really got, like, you really got in him. Like, you know, so he almost tries to, like, grip your arm after the fact. And you got another one. Okay. Yeah, let me paint the scene. So he runs by and Nysheera quickly whips around. And while she's turning around, she's loading another blade back into her gauntlet. But within her other hand, a glow of blue springs out from her other hand as she activates. the mine blade and stabs it into him and then quickly pulls it out and tries the stab again.

Cool. And buries that blade right back in the same hole from before. Shit. I'll make a new hole. Hashtags game hole. No, she's a, you know, I'll make two holes when there's already one. Oh, man. Okay, that is a, it's another eight. It's another eight damage. That's, you know what? He has disadvantaged on all attack roles until the beginning of my next turn because of perplexing flurry. I'm thinking of whether that's worth it or not. Yeah, no, he's going to spend a legendary action. So that's two. He only has one more for this round. And he's just trying to catch you with the butterfly sword.

Okay. With disadvantage. 15 still hits 9 damage down to 10 hit down to 10 hit points guys uh oh shit fattie's up can't shoot a crossbow that is a problem that is a problem she's gonna see Yeah, she's gonna see Nythira in trouble and... Just move around that guard. And then close back in. So, right behind thing. And this is gonna... I don't know how this is gonna go, but we'll see. She's got a short sword. Is it D4? Uh... 15's going to miss. So half the time, it's just chopping at him and him just trying to dodge as much until he doesn't and then get shanked in, you know, that's the problem if you don't dodge everything.

Kimira, you are up. Oh, boy. Okay. Okay. I am going to. to cast heat metal on Thane's butterfly swords. Ooh, who. Ooh, double eights. There's a save with that, right? Right off the bat, he takes the 2D8 fire damage because he's holding the thing. So it just like heats up in his hand. If he wants to keep holding on to it and not drop it, He's got to make a constitution saving throw. Or it does drop. Okay. Well, he's teetling. So he's going to take half of that. But still, fuck you. Oh, and he'll also take... Wait, let me see. Hang on. It may have already... No, it didn't.

Because he's cursed, he also take half of... This fire damage as well. So two fire damage. Two, one. Is it round up? It's round up, right? Yeah, we'll round up. Yeah. I think it's round up. Okay. So this thing's gonna get blazing hot. I let's do a constitution saving throw. And that is versus what? Your spell save. It's got to be your smell save. It's a 16. That's not great. He is going to keep a hold of it, though. That does suck. Yeah. Okay. He has double disadvantage if he tries to attack next year or no. Yeah. He has disadvantage on attack rolls and ability checks now.

It's still holding on to this hot thing. He hasn't dropped it, but holding it gives him disadvantage. And then, so yeah, so Kimira just like, there's like fire in it and he like claps his hands together. And the fire like, like extinguishes out of his hands. But it just starts glowing around Thane's swords and blades. And they're just like like burning around the place where he's trying to hold them. And I imagine him like just like burning his teeth. Does this make the burning sphere disappear? No, no, no, no. Is there most concentration? Uh, no. The burning sphere is not concentration.

Oh, okay. Only heat metal is. Hmm. But I'm glad you asked about the burning sphere because as a bonus action, I'm going to run that thing right into this guard again. Boom. Just slam. And he's got to make another... I think he has to make another deck save. Hang on. Yeah. Yeah, another deck save. So let me just target him real quick. I hope it doesn't, yeah, deck saving throw. Okay, got it. And deck saving throw. A 20. Okay, he takes half damage. Wow, this guy. Okay, so two. Yeah. Okay, you know what, actually. Yeah, fuck it. I'm gonna spend my last legendary act. action.

And he's going to, like, he, the sort's got to heat up. And he's honestly just thinking about dropping it. Like it's like, fuck. Like, he is going to reach back and throw these weighted bowlers at you. Uh, it's with disadvantage though. So. So. Because it's windy. Oh, yeah. All right. Roll low. Roll low. Roll low. So that's what? All right. Disadvantage. Here we go. Rolling. Oh, shit. I don't think a 12 is going to hit you. No? It just doesn't. Just doesn't. I figured it was worth a shot just because it's like your AC can't be that high. That's not your thing. I wouldn't try to throw these around Logren.

That was a good gamble, but yeah. Yeah. No, that's... So it's just kind of like, fuck. Like, uh, logren, you're up. Did you just throw bolas? Who does that? He threw balls at me. He threw balls. He threw balls. He's trying to put his balls in my face. He's a ball thrower. All right. Logren's a ball thrower. We've got to position himself in front of ORA in between these two guards here. He's then going to turn to... Let's go. Just put you next to the sphere. Yeah, just be careful. That's fear. If you end your turn by that sphere, you might take some fire damage. It is really hot here.

You should move that. You ever see the Auntie Donna sketch with the kiln? Never get in the kiln. Yes. Yes. You should look it up after this, Jasper. There's a sketch where it's, well, anyway, they're Australians, and he keeps telling his students not to get in the kiln. And every time it cuts away, they're in the kiln. Well, it's so hot in here. To get out of the kiln. Anyway, it's a very funny sketch. And then watch their baddies song. That one's so good, too. Honestly, that sketch now reminds me of Logrin and Chet in a lot of ways. I'm surprised Chet hasn't run his sick ass up here to get stabbed in the middle of this yet.

God. He is basically incapacitated and probably being held by several vampires. And this is somehow he appears in front of all blades. Hey, I haven't stabbed you up in a while in there in this fight. You can be a liability up here. Anyway, Logren's going to turn to left guard here. And he's going to execute. a shove maneuver. So using the attack action, you can make a special melee attack to shove a creature. If you're able to make multiple attacks with the attack action, this attack replaces one of them. Target of your shove must be no more than one size large than you.

He is not. He makes a strength savings throw against my maneuver DC. On a failure, ideal basic melee damage and push the target and a number of feet away from you, equal to five plus five more for every five points he failed to save and throw by. What's your maneuver for D-C? I rolled a 15. It's 15. He hit it. Fuck. All right, cool. Night theory, just attack, attack him, will you? Don't roll one again. I'm advertising when I'm going to stab them. But yeah, I'll attack. I'm out of legendaries, so I'm going to have to eat this, I think. Okay. I get sneak attack.

I get expert. T. Oh, God. 23 hits for 20 psychic damage. That will bloody thing. She's getting angry. Enough. Fuck. And just to complete my turn as a bonus action, I'm going to use rallying search to give Nithera, some hit points back. Yeah. specifically Well, yeah, I got to do it. Yeah, I got to do it. Wait, hang on. Is that the end of your turn? Uh, James? Yeah, I'll take the damage. That's fine. Right. Let me throw it in the thing. I think you got to make a, uh, yeah, deck save. A deck safe. Oh, my favorite. Yeah. That's the one. And he does a cartwheel. And he does it.

Oh, yeah. Nice. Okay. See, you only take a... Oh, I take some off of the kiln. He'll doge is the fireball. Just four. Yeah. Just four. Again by fire resistance, right? Mm-hmm. Sure. Mm-hmm. Okay. Yeah. So just... I'd like that. Sure. Why not? Yeah. See, Logger needs to take issues. off more often. I forget. He doesn't have boots on during this. All right. Things pissed. This is not going the way he would like it to go. And he is going to take three big reckless swings with his butterfly swords at Nythera with disadvantage. Okay. Oh, 14 is not going to do it. Uh, meat to beat.

Oh. I guess it will do it. Oh, seven damage. Okay. And each time he gets in, he's just trying to, like, listen, old woman, you're completely outmatched here. And the longer you tie me up, the less good I'm able to do in this city. So if you could just fall down and die, I'd appreciate it. Says the man currently dying. Oh, that one's not going to hit. Oh, that wasn't even a disadvantage anyway. So let me roll one more just to see if it would be a critness. It wouldn't have been. Last one, disadvantage. Oh. Fook. I got one hit point. Oh, my God. Oh, God. 10 damage, one hit point left.

And he's going to get this like, small. Like expression. It's kind of like, oh, we're almost there. Guards. I guess we're going to try and stab Logrin. I mean, that's the only thing to do. Right in between us. Just dodge just enough for them to spear each other. I think it might be. Oh, fall backwards. Off the, yeah. Okay. One d four. Spare. Hi. That hits. Oh. Okay. Okay. What? Oh, God. And it's crazy. Shit. Second one. 24 spear. Oh, I don't think that one's going to... Jesus, 21. All right. As a reaction, I'm going to spend two exertion points and take weapon. Ooh. Oh. He was using that.

Oh. Give me that. More spear. Yeah. Which one missed me? The big blue circle around him. Okay, that guy. You can use reaction to flip it out of the creature's hands. The creature makes a dexterity saving throw, and on a failure, it drops the weapon. So he's got a beat a, he's got a meter beat of 15. Dex save, you said? A dex save. Oh, you'd think it'd be strength. Right. His strength's better, but... 14? No. Oh. Oh, no, that's mine. We've just got a shield now. So I can spend two exertion points to immediately use the weapon to make a melee weapon attack against the creature.

I kind of just want to throw it over the edge. So wait, how many exertion points do you have? Six. Six. That's what I thought. Okay. So two is to take it away. You did that. Yeah. So if I spent another two, I could attack him with it. I don't want to attack him with it. I just want to throw it over the edge. Can I do that? Like, can I spend one point and do that? Yeah, let's do that. Yeah, so long could just give me that. And he just wanes it over. Into the wind. It just disappears into the wind down. Down below. Ow! Kevin Nuh! You shouldn't have been out on the snow.

Go inside. It rained blood the other day. Get inside. It's raining spares now. Well, shit. That's going to make combat difficult for them. Mm-hmm. And I think they both have to take fire damage, too. Yeah, I was wait until the end of their turn. I got it ready to go. Okay. All right. They get to make, they get to make decks saves for half. Oh, no. That's a lot. Okay. First one, deck save. Wawa. 13's going to fail, right? Right. 16 is your target. And deck save. Oh, that sucks. Yeah, that's bad. It's a bad. Oh, crap. You're not supposed to hug it. Get away from that. Like a moth.

God. Okay. ORA is up. All right. You know what? Let's just stab. Why are we over thinking this? Let's just stab. We'd love some of her luck mechanics to come into play here. You are in her aura of luck, by the way. So anyone that crits, you're going to do a bunch of extra damage. There's a re-roll mechanic. She can do something called stack the deck. So anyone close to her, you're going to. going to be fine. I don't, I have not been feeling that so far this. Yeah. Well. Like it a little bit? You can turn to do the thing. Turn it on. Let's go. I keep getting stabbed.

It's not supposed to happen. She can't move backward. She is. She is going to miss. And that's not great. So here's what we're going to do. Okay. Okay. You know what? She's going to prep to do something on your turn that'll help you hit. That is the end of round two. Everybody give me a Constitution saving throw. Now we're looking for a 13 or higher. And it's 2D6 damage. There we go. Oh, no. Uh-oh. Nope, I'm using Fortunate. I'm not letting the weather take me out. Come on. Yeah. Yeah. That would be dumb. Just barely. I'll take just barely. Yeah, seriously. Oh, the kids.

Okay. Uh, 2D6. Okay. Okay. Okay. Things are still going okay. They're okay. They're okay. Nine damage to Fetti and or. Okay. Okay. Yeah, things aren't that okay. It could be better. That leaves Vettie with seven health and Ora with two. Thain has to take it to, right? Yes, he did. Oh, yeah. So nine to Thane, which leaves him with for what was that? Yeah. Uh, uh, uh, Schmerfemla. I love that number. Round the three. We're kicking off with Vetti and Ora. Then Khimer. Okay. Okay. I'm at the end. Oh, shit. Well, two guards are at the end. You beat the cards. Oh, shit. So this is going bad.

My theory looks terrible. Fettie's right behind Thane. Let's just use a short sword here. Let's hope. Oh, she would get sneak attack. Wouldn't she? Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. All right. Okay. Here we go. And a D4. Oh, yes, buddy! Oh, that's a crit! What a good one for the team! That's a good, great! Finally. That's all that training. Oh, Jesus. Okay. So here's what we're going to do. Let's see if that rolls on our table here. Yes, it does. Come on, Betty, I believe in you. So this is like an... All is lost, like, like, all is lost, like, You're looking terrible. He's gleefully trying to murder you.

And things aren't looking too great behind her. So just taking this short sword and just trying to hack into his center, leave her alone, like type of thing. That's 24 damage right off the bat. Nice. And he's going to like take this in his side, like that padded leather. It's going to slice through part of it. And you're going to see blood just start trickling down. his leg. And he's trying to trap the short sword there, which is not the best. But it's like, that's like, let me try to stop her from doing that again. So just. And then the crit table. More weather.

Unreliable armor. In addition to standard critical hit damage, the target's AC is reduced by two for the remainder of the encounter. Wonderful. So that, that slice into the padded as he's trying to hold on to it, she's just wildly pulling back. So not only is it hurting more, when she pulls back, there's going to be a gaping, like, hole in that armor now. Ntheir is going to do a bloody smile at a thing. Just like teeth, they're all red and she's just smiling at him. Yeah, he's not smiling anymore. That is pointedly. It's like, this is less fun. That would have been doing it, people?

Because to him, it's like, this fucking child. Like, it's like you didn't want the weather to take you out. It's like this, this, this kid. Yeah, I trained her. Fuck off. Or is going to use something called stack the deck. She's going to kind of reach over Logren and try to get to like that big bulky armor and try to like touch. Like, she's going to get to his face and just kind of like. It's like, let's like. It's got to touch your skin. Just hold still. Like, just, so just, you're going to feel this warmth spread through you. Attack someone, go. And she's kind of like pushing you for mind.

It's like, do it, do it, come on. Like, you could swing at anybody with advantage. If you hit, you do triple damage. Oh my God. She could do that once per fight. Wow. want to target the guard that still has his spear. That's fair. You know what? That's fair. So we're just going to do a single warhammer attack. You said advantage? Advantage. Okay. I am not flanking, but I have two allies next to me. Next to, you know, help. No, nothing? Okay. No. Got to flank. All right. Well, I guess I'll take this then. That's fine. We will roll. And we will get a 20-6. 26. Yeah. Two. I didn't tell it to do damage.

You didn't do damage. So a crit does triple, you do get to do double damage. I should have mentioned that. So, yeah, give me a damage role. I think what you did was when the pop-up came up, you didn't click damage. I never select it. It's your first little weapon. Yeah, there you go. So do it again. I'm going to do the role again, but I'm just going to... We'll take the first roll. Yeah. Sure. And that's... Oh, double though. Well, okay. Minimima, like minimal damage of five, but it's 10. So that's good. She's gonna, she's gonna, she's gonna try and like, that I hit him harder.

Just, you know, just. He's going to give her a look. Just more. What's all he's got right now? Camar, you're up. Camira, I think, is like, he's pressing his hands together in concentration of this heat metal spell. And he just calls out. He's like, Logrin, I can't move the fireball. I'm busy. You'll have to get away. Okay. I'm fine where I'm at. Keep doing what you're doing. It's kind of nice, actually. It is here. I am going to spend my bonus action to inflict that heat metal damage. Ah, you trick. Fine. I'm going to have to do another constitution saving throw.

Yeah. For these, yeah. All right. Let's see. That's going to fail. Shit. That's nine. That's actually nine fire damage because of the curse damage as well on top of the way, which I don't think it. Okay. It did not add it to the heat metal. So he's going to drop damage. Yeah. And then he drops this. Obviously. Oh, you prick. Okay. Fine. Yeah. He's going to look back at you and just like, look. There's a lot. going on. And this is more of like the fly buzzing in your ear, but it is annoying enough that it's like, that really hurt. Fuck you. Like just like you can like if a stare could say, you know, for sure, Kamira is going to wink at him, kiss his fingers, and fire to Eldridge blast at him.

Yeah. Okay. Love me. Uh, seven force damage. Okay. Fucker. Oh, hang on one sec. Oh, yeah, curse. And three fire damage. Seven force damage, three fire damage. And Eldridge Ray the second. Five-force damage, three fire damage. That's two blasts after the fact. So as he's looking back at you, he's got vetty behind him and Nythera. He just wants to finish Nythera and then move on. Like, Nyther is just, it's like, okay, that's, that's the dangerous one in his head. And as he's looking back at you, you fire at him twice. And he just like eats it. Like he can't do anything right this minute.

And he, oh my God, he fucking hates you right now. He wants to hurt you. Anything else? Uh, did you do? But no, I think that's it. Yep, I'm good. Logren, you're up. Logger's not going to waste any time. He's going to turn a wheel around and just night there. Put an end to this. Come for the king. You better not miss. Yeah, with bloody teeth, Nighttheir is going to say, you should have run when you saw me bleed and go to stab. Oh. Well, with that one liner, might as well use fortunate to my last one. Can't waste a one liner. Can't waste one liner. Yeah, can't waste it.

I was workshopping that for this entire round. Wait, wait, wait, let me go again. Yeah. Okay, 20 for 13 damage. I'm going to use a legend. reaction in Perry. Does he need a weapon? I mean, he's got other weapons. He was carrying two blades. Okay. When a creature thing can see, hits him with a melee attack, he can add five to his AC against the attack. What was his AC? Because he was minus 17. Okay. So it's 15. That makes it. Oh, well, then he still gets hit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I forgot about the nine is too. Shit. Also, he thinks he parried, but he realized he got stabbed.

Yeah. Then he sees a blade in. A great, anime fight. Oh, God. That's not good. Okay. Shit. Yeah, no, I do feel like it's, it's like he goes to like peri it. He thinks he, he, like, just gets it and kind of like looks down and you're, you're like right in his pack with the sword. Like it is. Fuck. Okay. Anything else, Lockard? He's going to turn back to to no spear. guard again. He's just like, I'm trying to save your life, kid, and we're going to shove him again. So he's got to make a DC, best-ranked VC against 15. If he doesn't really save it, he's fine, fucking God.

God. God. God, this guy's a brick shit house. He's on my team. I feel like it's like, it's like, stop. Like he's gripping once he looks. This is dangerous. You can't considering a deal. I'm trying to shave your life. I'm going to push him off the roof. I'd have to push him 15 feet to knock him off the roof. So I don't, the way this guy is resisting. So we are going to also finally use our bonus action and plant our tower shield. Oh, there we go. I needed that extra. See, that's what I was missing. Yeah. I'm sure this isn't working. Oh, there we go. And that's my turn.

I don't have many legendaries left for the end. I have two. And he's getting real desperate. You know what? We're going to try and throw. Yeah, we're going to try and throw those bolus again. I'm going to throw my Ruby this time because he can see you getting ready to. I know. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No. It's like, no, stay back. I have enough fucking problems. In the in this. like hazy snow and ice and whatever's coming down. There's going to be a little bit of a glow to her boots, her velocity springs into her. So he's going to, she's almost like fairy fired. I didn't know what the damage is for.

It's like, why are you hitting Logron? It's like, oh, to speed, this fear. I see. Yeah. That's fair. So this is disadvantage, though. He's cooking a little bit. Oh, I'm dropping a 15 to take a four. Eleven's going to miss. fucking wind. He's going to throw it. If I live through this, I'm going to practice in wind from now on. A logger and not one saves the day yet again. Yes. Oh, my God. Yes. I hate it when you're right. He's a shaman now. All right. Ruby, you're up. All right. So she's going to dodge whatever he's throwing. And she's getting ready to pounce. She's been working on it.

Don't forget. I'm going to move. Yeah. Don't forget your movement. What do you mean? You have a twisted ankle. Oh, it's half. Yeah. Can't charge. It's half and you cannot charge. I can't. Shoot. I can get up to him, though, right? Yeah. Half your movement's what? Fifteen? Yeah. Oh, no, even. Yeah, you got it. Okay. I can definitely get to him. But my question is, can she get up to that pinnacle of the roof and do a little bit of a jump? Or is that going to be not okay with that angle? I think because of the twisted ankle, that probably wouldn't be. Yeah, I agree. I agree.

All right. So I'm going to move straight up next to him. And she's going to go straight into Biggles. old unarmed smash. Am I getting any help here? D6. Because we are flanking him. We'll take that. Perfect. 24. Great. So with that, as she's punching, she's going to invoke her tyrant's teeth from her glove. You're going to see this reptilian dinosaur type, like something sort of ghostly apparition. Right, around this glove. Smash into his face. And that's going to be 46 extra force damage. So he's going to take another 10. And I don't have much left here, but I'm going to do another flurry of blows.

Oh, fuck you. Hold on a second. I have one more. I'm not standing by with this shit. This is insane. Terrible for this to happen. He's got a quick step again. And that's his last. God, that's a lot of blood. He is going to move away from you and Vetti and settle right up next to Nithera. And he looks like a desperate, cornered animal. While he's doing that, I'm not done with my... Can I move? five more feet so that I'm right there. Your normal movement's 40, right? Yeah, I mean, I technically I can do it. Yeah, you can. I'm just saying while he's doing that, I'll just, I'll just shift over there as well.

The only thing it does, yeah, that's it. Yeah, you're good. It's mostly get away from the flanking, like get out of there. Like it is. I'm trying my best to. Oh. Wait a minute. If I go there, am I flanking? No. No. Jasper, I love you, but it's been a year. Dean, it's, it's, you gotta draw a line. It's been way more. Well, I'm counting just this. I know what's been. Straight line, you've known me for long. You know one. You know one. Yeah, get it then. Fine. She is getting in between him and Betty, though. That's fair. I mean, he's been doing fine. But yeah, no, that's fair.

True. One good step. You attack him? No, that was it. Well, wait. I thought you were cutting me off. No, no, if I'm going to do that. Oh, well, good. If I'm not done, I thought you were, I thought you were saying like he's out of here. Great, well, if she's going to move, then she's going to do those flurries. Okay. I figured. I just wanted to get out of the goddamn D6, you know, being surrounded. I thought, yeah, I got you. I thought he was like out of the way here. No. Wait, do I get a D4? No. I am going. No. That's going to miss. 15. Okay, I got you. Is that with the minus two?

I'm done. Does that hit with the minus two? Fuck, yes. It does. You're right. Keep forgetting the minus two. I'm going to change as soon. That'll make me feel better. That'll make me feel better. Eight and a nine. Oh, God. he's looking real bad But he gets Go next You get one more of those Flurry blows? No, that was it. Those both of them I have a Oh, you got, oh shit, okay Oh, you fucker All right She's gonna flex at him when she does After she does that just like Forgive me, I'm just thinking about like what This piece of shit would do So we're cornering him on the edge of the...

He's backing away. We're pummeling him. Nathair is not doing good. He's basically right over there at the edge. We get that camera angle down below, and he'd like kick some, like, debris. And it's like falling into the lens. Yeah. Yeah, like he's breathing heavy. And like he's got Vetti behind. Like, Vetti over there now. And I Thera and Ruby just like closing in. And he is right on the edge of this downward sloped roof. And he's just like... And he is going to drop his daggers and grab Nythera, like by the collar. If I do nothing else today, I am going to be rid of you.

And he is going to try and shove her over the side. But I called it, 1040. I'm calling it. The 9th arrow will get pushed off the edge by Thane. I made a note of when I called it. I. Oh, boy. Okay. See, strength isn't his thing either. That's the... It's been winning. If you are able to make multiple attacks, this is one of them. Okay, the target must be with. within your reach. Be no more than a size category larger. The target makes a straight saving throw against your maneuver DC. On a failure, you do basic melee damage and push the target a number of feet. A number of feet away from you equal to five plus five for every five points.

So there's still, even if you fail, there's still a chance you don't go over. Mm-hmm. I'm probably still going to go down because it's still. on a basic melee damage. I have one hitch. Hitch point. That's how my mouth wanted to say that. Well, the way it's worded, too, he has to push you away from him, which means he's actually pushing you more towards the center of the roof. He'd have to shove you. It doesn't say you have to push him away. It says you push them a number of where. It says, um, well, it is away from you. Basic, basic melee. basic baili damage and push the target a number of feet away from you equal to five plus five.

So he'd have to push her in the direction. You can move you. You're not reading the rest of it. You can move the creature in any direction away from you to the side forward or diagonally away. Oh, that's right. No, it works my way if I just stop reading at the point. You know what? I'm pushing her off the roof is very much away from him. Like it is... Yes. I like your way better, Gene. Jameson. Let's go. Yeah. That's what I've been doing wrong with these fucking guards over here. I keep going to push him in one direction. Why don't you go that way? Just jerk them into the fire.

That's what you got to do. Honestly, probably would be should have done here. Yeah. So what is his maneuver DC? 15. Oh, I got a negative one on strength. So you got a roll, what, a 16? At least. Oh. Okay, hold on. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Do we have anything? I'm going to check vetty. Just for a second. Just, you know. All right. I'm looking through everything I've got to. You do have to fail by more than five, though, right? Because otherwise he's only going to move you five feet. If you fail by five more than five, then it's, you know, 10 feet.

That's true. Wait, it is five plus. Got me reading this. It is you push the target a number of feet away from you equaling five plus five for every five points. Okay, so it's five feet. And then if you roll an 11 or something, then it's, yeah, if math. But as long as you don't roll really low, I, let's see. Okay. Okay. I'm going to roll it. I got nothing. I got nothing too. I'm just going to do it. And I'm all out of fortunate too. Wait, does ORA get her once a day thing? Yeah. She hasn't ruled that today. Nope. Can we just see what that is? Just in case I want to use it.

Roll first. Or if she lets me use it, I guess. I think she, yeah, no. She didn't know. She did it. You know. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, ah. Oh, no. That's a five. Okay. So that's enough to get you launched off this roof. Yes. She saw a future in which that happened. Yes. So for those of you, those of you out there, who don't know what talking about, it is glimpse the future, or glance the future. Because she's part elf. And I get to roll a D20, and I can. replace a D20 role that I want as as a Zora. So we're hoping for a really high role here, right? Mm-hmm. She would give you the 12, which means you still get shoved, and you're going to catch yourself just before you fall and kind of roll forward just a bit.

Like the wind kind of like blows in such a way that it just, just catches you. But you are right there on the edge, like right there. Mm-hmm. You're up. Okay. I am going to use cunning action. Nithira is going to do like the superhero on one knee, tiny thing and then like rip from her belt, use cunning action to, to use an object and pop a lid off of a bottle. Down it. And it's a greater healing potion. Gaining back 12, so I'm up to 13. And then she's going to look up at Thane after he goes, I just want to fucking finish you. And then she's going to say to him, that's a difference between you and me.

You could finish me off, but I still have all of them. and then go to stab him. 17 hits. For 15 psychic damage. And then I'm going to attack again. For 20 psychic damage. He threw everything. he had into throwing you. And it still just, it didn't quite. And to him, it's like, I don't understand that should have worked. And he doesn't know that there's outside forces or whatever. It's like that doesn't make any fucking sense. And he threw his weapons down and he's like this. You get to roll forward and just stab him right in the stomach. And he's going to stumble back and fall clean off this rooftop and die.

He's going to drop a hundred feet to the ground. and just you're going to lose him in the in the wind and fog and snow like you can't even see him anymore just tips backwards and gone. Should I enemy dead guys? No, I'm just going to keep it. He waltzed into the mayor's office. I'm a jackass. I'm a jackass. I'm a serial killer. You kind of lose the high horse thing. You do that. But like, you know, Uh, well, these two guards are embarrassed. Now I'm going to tell you that. And they're going to watch their boss go over the edge here over the Rikinback falls.

And, uh, well, the one's got to put a sphere down. And the other one's like, I would, but. And so real sorry about this. Like, just, it's like, hey, that, you know, uh, it's just business. Uh, you know, honestly, I hate working here. These guys are so weird. It's, yeah, you know. So Logrin's going to, like, he's just going to stop and he's going to lower his weapon and his shield. And he's like, we're going to have to have a little bit of a talk to the guards specifically. But I think he means everyone. And Nythero wiping blood off of her blade's going to say, and if you guys don't want to be turned in, just remember that he took a little girl captive and was going to murder her.

No, no. One of them stabbed a little girl. I think they should definitely be turned in. What's your name? At badge number. And I just bring this sphere close. Well, to be fair, um, she could have been a werewolf. Uh, And, you know, we just follow in orders. I got to kick the back of his knee. It's right on the hinge, you know. Do you want to take these guys in? Yeah, 100%. That's exactly what we're doing. Good. All right. We're getting out of the snow, and then we're going directly to the principal's office. So that's an interesting question. Where are you taking them to one of the? the paladin organizations to the vampires to, to the mayor?

Yeah, who gave him the authority? Who gave Thane the authority? The mayor. That's where we're going. And we'll literally like shackle these two guards, like type, like rope or whatever we got on us. Like they're not going to make a run for it, right? Should we grab Thane's body from the street? Probably. Yeah. Yeah. Because there's the evidence of the dagger he stole from his murder victim on him. Yeah. This place is dripping with evidence. That's not great. I'm going to, while this is happening, while people are getting tied up and taking care of, I'm going to kneel down to ORA and just like check her over and say, Orah, are you all right?

Once all the adrenaline is done and these two guards are being, you know, cuffed up and taken away in things dead. She is purposefully like trying to hide that one side of her face. Like if you get down like on her level. Uh, yeah. Uh. Yeah. Uh. Yeah, I think I'm fine. Yeah. Are you okay? No. Yeah, I'm not either. That's okay. We'll get okay together. After this. You can tell me all the ways that you don't. feel okay right now and I'm gonna take off some like gaudy piece of fabric or something that I have on me and just sort of like put it over her head like put it over her face not like over her face but like like a like a hood or a body yeah like a hood or a yeah like a hood or something scarf yeah yeah that's per week Just cover her face and smother her out.

Oh, okay. Yeah, but just like give her something to protect herself from. And yeah, just tie it around her. And put a hand on her back and lead her off this rooftop. I think it's a good time for us to stop for the night. And we're going to meet the mayor next time. And I think we're starting to clean up some mess.