Sensible Kitten

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Hello, everybody out there. Again, I am sorry for the brief delay in our episodes. The I stuff got in the way, but we're back. This is a fairly calm episode, but 61 will not be that. We're recording the rest of that tonight. And in the background, I have some wonderful volunteers helping to get the wiki together. This will be a published wiki that everyone will be able to look at. We're doing episode recaps first. and then people places and things. There's going to be a crap ton of info for you guys. We want it to be fully explorable. And we're working on that a lot behind the scenes. Of course, if you'd like to support us, you can go to patreon.com slash d-a-n-d-R. And you could support the show there for just a dollar. Hell, you can even join for free and get free updates on stuff. So thank you guys.

We'll see you next week. And I hope you enjoy this episode. Let's do that thing where we go around the table and introduce ourselves. I'm Jason. I'm the dungeon master. Goan around the table, starting with Ian. Hello, I'm Ian. He him, and Ian. I'm playing Camera the Teethling Warlock. And Jasper. Hey, everybody. I'm Jasper. He him. I play Ruby Pedigrew, the Half Ork Gearslinger. Adept. And Susan. I'm Susan. and don't think of the other the old rogue assassins. Wow. Spot on. I'm going to cut that part out of the behind the scenes and just make you look crazier and crazy in each. I mean. Yeah, it wouldn't be the first time, actually.

I'm not going to be. And Rasmussen, Charlie, Nallis, Jameson. This is Jameson. I am playing Logger and Cragbourne. he's a dwarven marshal I was distracted during our opening spiel here because it always sounds like there's a Formula 1 car on on Hinn Street like always It's just for a moment there's always some for just a moment That is the most tuned sound effect style car I've ever heard like I've never heard a car like that in real life yeah It's so funny because I know the street that they're on. It's just one street over and like, they're not getting far. They're going real fast to hit a red light is what's happening. Like,

yes. I live next to a parkway and the cars do not sound like that. That's the sound of frustration is what you think is. Maybe. Maybe that's really good. I'm going to go 300 feet to get to us next. Guys. It's been a while. You all look lovely. You've all aged gracefully. You too, thank you. You guys do look great. We do. We all, we really do. Okay. Handsome group. You rides here, Ian. Yeah. Sorry, my Uber got here. I'm going to. I got to go. Thanks for the section, though. So we, last time we sat down, we dumped a lot on you guys. You're trying to say goodbye to these kids. Some of them aren't maybe in denial about it a little bit.

You caught up with seraphene and kind of got a bit of a little bit of a little bit of clarity on what's going on with the whole bridge. The bridge vision, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, these, stuff like that, but you also know that something's blocking her ability to see potential futures. And she's guessing it's the silent choir. And she all bit asked you pleasantly, hey, if you can go murder them, that would be super handy. And probably good for the betterment of everyone. But, you know, it was kind of just left as a, hey, you know, if you want, if you get around to it, right?

And of course, there's things that you guys are tying off loose ends wise, so you could just get going to Fair Bay. So walking away, walking away from the church here and just kind of going out into the night air, how does that, how are we feeling here? Lot to, lot to think about. Lot to think about. Maybe a lot to do. Definitely a lot to think about. So much to do. Look, we got to get some sleep at some point. But before anybody wanders up, stuff to stab somebody or buy something. Can we just talk a little bit about what we're actually doing? I like, I need a thread and I like threads.

Tonight we're not doing anything. We've got to go back, get some rest. Amen. We got a, we do have a lot. There's a lot to do. There's a lot to do. We've got to find that lady with the copper mine. We've got to get that gear hard fixed. We've got to gear up. We've got to figure out what to do with the box. Where is the box? by the way. That's the box. We all look around. Ruby has a look on her face like, did I leave it at the mine? That's just the first thing she's thinking. I'll go back to the mind. I mean. Is in the room? It must be in the room.

It's in the room. It's in the room. I'm pretty sure it's in the room. It should it's in the room. It' in our room. She's going to look at camera with like, I think. It's there. Yeah, and he's just like, he's totally covering. Like, it's there. 100%. We put it in that little safe that they have. Right. We got it. Right next to the bar. We'll find out in a minute. I'd also like to check in on ORA. Just make sure she's doing okay. I would too. I don't know what she's up to. I bet it's exciting. I bet it's fun. It sounded a little secret. I'm sure it's of sound judgment. So right up your alley, time here.

Most secrets are fun. You guys ever have a bread bowl? You guys ever have a sour dough bread bowl? Asterole special. So we all know my past profession. I'm not above being hired to assassinate, but I don't think that would make us many friends here in Esther, Do we need to make friends with the silent choir, though? Do after... Seems like that would be a big deal. It seems like they're kind of a pariah, even to the vampires and the vampires are pariahs. Well, last time we were here, we got arrested for murdering Silver Fox. Do we want to make a habit of murdering every time we come to town?

I'm just looking not to... make more enemies. It seems like every time we go to a town we get arrested for something. Famously, they don't investigate vampire murders here. But I don't want to go just do this because they need us to. I understand that there's something stopping her from seeing what we want her to see. I don't necessarily believe that assassination is the only way to figure it out. We can figure it out. I'm not going to go straight to a hit. Well, well, outside of the of the district. Yeah, yeah. We're not having this conversation right in front of the group of vampires. Like saying, you know, a lot of vampires. They don't even investigate or we can kill any of these guys.

Windows open. Yeah, no, none of that. Silliness. That's true. There's a hundred ways we could skin this bat. But... Don't call her that. She's so... Sweet. I know. I think she would get a giggle out of it personally. And she probably knows I already did it. But I really got to know what she is seeing. I mean, I'm kind of invested in that big time. I mean, it is your life or death. I get it completely. She's kind of amazing. And she does know a lot of things. And she did see a future and it's real scary. But I feel like we can figure out ways to get around it.

I don't know. Change that future. I don't know. I just don't think we need to start killing people just because she thinks maybe we should. No, I agree. We don't have to just go up and murk somebody. I'm not. Like I said, there's a lot of ways we can do this. I just, I kind of want to do it. We do have something that they want. We've got that gone. Yes. And they think that only vampires can sort of communicate with that thing. I can just tell them that I can. Yeah, I can just tell them that I can. Don't we need to get rid of it? We got to find out something about it. Then we got to get rid of it.

That's what she said. And I trust her. She's going to ask this acting like Lagrin never said. We have to get rid of this thing. It's like Nythera and Logrin. Yeah. I think we should get rid of. She's really, she finally got there. You all insisting we keep it. Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy. Well, I'll grin and Ith year. I may have a look. They exchange a look. All right. I'm not going to fight that one. All right. I know I'm all over the place, but that made me think. Remember that gate? Remember that thing we found? I do. Yeah. I got a lot of questions about it. I want somebody to explain to me like I'm five years. I will not what was it, but what are we going to do with it?

But the reason I thought about it is because I just thought about the gauntlet, and I thought about the fact that, well, if we didn't need to get rid of it, and we really wanted to get rid of it, maybe we could just toss it in the gate to some other place that we can't even get to, or that maybe somebody would go look for it and that take the heat off of us for a little while. But then, of course, we'd have to go back to the gate. She's all over the place. I'm very concerned about that. nine foot claw that moved. That's on the list too. I don't think you imagine that. It didn't move. It moved.

I wish. Yeah. It moved. It was my size. It was like we were dancing together. It was... No. No. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Just denial. Just tell us a complete of denial. It was when we found out that there was a soul in the gear. He's like, no, I didn't hear that. No. That's the carburetor. Nope. It's a cat on a cover. That's all it is. Crack kids will steal those. Just keep an eye on that. I do think that that gate is very useful, though. If only we could get the gear heart down there somehow. So we don't lose it or leave it here. Well, I think by the time we're done here, We might end up partial owners of mine.

That could be interesting. So we'll see what happens. We're real entrepreneurs. Technically, we're on 10%. They did sign paperwork. Come here, pulls it out. There's a signature on it. They signed it. They didn't even read it. I feel like I need to gear up. So if we're going to go to the market area, wherever the copper lady is, maybe that's a good time for me to pick up a few things. I do want to spend some time with the gear hard as soon as I can. Nightcare is going to look up and see that it's like 2 a.m. Maybe we should rest. In the morning, I don't think most people outside of the glowing district do business at this time.

I didn't mean right now. You sounded like you meant right now. Yeah. I forgot what time it was. But it's fine. My fear is going to like push down on your bowler hat. She probably did. Because you remember she was, she was weight staffing at Bonzaz. She probably between taking things out to tables. She was having pints down and whatever with whoever making friends with it. It's just like drink, whatever it was. She's probably not having. Although I don't think she over did it with any food. This is the one time that she didn't overeat at Bonzo's that I can, that I can recall. She probably had a little too much to drink.

Nightthera did. Nightthera over-eat those. Spicey thing. Yeah. Knife. No, knife thera. Nice. The knife thera. Maybe we should get some sleep. I can't even keep all the threads together. Maybe I need to get in bed. And find that box. I mean, make sure the box. Keep the box safe. Yeah. The one thing we're not going to do is we're not going to separate. It's like makes eye contact with all three of you. We are not going to split up in Esterole because the weirdest shit happens when we do that. Oh. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Okay. Fair enough. Makes sense. You guys are going to see a lot of weird stuff. I'd like to put a limit if we could cap that somehow at like...

No guarantee. Sorry. Are we at the point where it's like, hey, you remember that time you tried to kill me? Like, are we at that in the friendship yet? So we're at the point where Lagerin acknowledges that that happened by not looking at chimera when he says that. We're not at the point yet where he's going to look at chimera when he says weird shit happens when we split up. But he's very pointedly not looking at him when he says that. So whatever level of acknowledgement that is from an emotionally stunted man, there we go. That's a great. That's a grace. Yeah. Some grace. So we're going back to the hotel room. It takes a little while to get there because it's on the other side of the city. But traffic's light.

So not super hard to get back there. When you get back to your room, there is a little while to get there. a little note pinned to the door. Like a little, like a little folded card. We did get all one room, right? Cause we got one of those big queen. Oh, yeah, you kind of exist. You were like, it has two beds. One big, one big room, one big bed. Ah, the puppy pile room. Yes, yes. Human size dog bed. I think we have definitely done that at one point in this party. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You're traveling. Long enough. Oh, yeah. And it's freezing. outside. And before we had the gear hurt, you know, we'd like just cuddle.

Yeah. Three to your thing where they all sleep like spoons in a drawer and then they all roll over at the same time. But Niterra will take the note and look at it. So the note is short and sweet, immaculate handwriting. Kind of, um, uh, instead of some people write kind of wispy, this is sort of sharp. Like someone very, very crisp and organized, like that type of thing. And all it's going to say is try to beat up with you. It appears as though you are at home, Ms. Bilsen. Oh. That there is going to go, oh. And then hand it over to Loggerne. And Logger's going to go, oh.

And then he'll be over to come here. This continues for seven hours. In a loop. Yeah. You get the bell hop to come pull one of us out of the physical second. Otherwise, the car's open to. We're stuck. We're stuck. That's so, all right. So now that's wracking his brain because who, how could she have been tipped off that we were looking for? We didn't mention her at all. Nope. And we got back pretty quickly. Did the miners say something about sending a raven? I think they did. You threw a lot at them pretty quickly. And they did say they'd have to communicate just to like, we're going to have to run this up to shame because you're telling us not the mine. And we're, you know, so yeah, they did. They did.

They did. Okay. So that must be how she found out, I would assume. But still, she knows where we're staying. So she's definitely resource. She's thorough. Yeah. Thore. Reorseful. We do. of rooms? I'm just asking. I mean... It's a note, Ruby. She's just been to note. I'm tired. I don't know. This is the one place we've every state in town. That's true. Because it's great. Yes. Listen, we'll go in the room. We'll case it in case anybody's hiding in there. We'll grow. Well, you know, the thing you like tape a string over the door so nobody can open it. We don't need that. We've got a guard dog. That's right. As soon as we, in fact, as soon as we step in, there's like a puff of like sulfurous smoke and it's like, shh.

Bark. Bark. Woof. Woof. Oh. Oh. Oh, dog mirror. Good boy. So we've established this dog likes. Like, we've established that. Like, we've established that. And I think Glavent started to like you, right? I want to go to a little, yeah. It's like Pippin. I'm telling you. It grows on you. Like, it's just, you know, he could say whatever now, but I have video evidence of him warming up to Pippen. It's just you can't. Some dogs you just hate in concepts, not in person. Right, exactly. He's a dog on paper? Absolutely not. So it's against everything you stand for. I get it. But then you see his little googly eyes in real life.

And it's like seeing a long Furby. You know, it shouldn't be cute. You just, I have never not liked Pippin until that moment. I described it as a long furb. Yeah. That's actually all the days over the last like five fucking years I've taken. I think that God, that beats everything I've said. That is the best. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Pip it into like a demon creature. Some of my best material in the last five years have been making fun of that fucking creature. And you just topped all over that. Yeah. Well. James's life work over here and you just shit on it. I'm just... And now it's just... It's not...

If, let's say, that ends up a comic book, I would buy that. Like, I just... No, it's going to be like a bathroom reader, you know, like a... Oh, yeah. Good. Okay. The ways I hate this dog. you know, he's stupid Muppet feet. I think you might have said this last time, but it's, uh, it is the, it's very much the, the dad who begrudgily got the dog for the kids and then, but now it's they're the best friends, right? Yeah, the dad who didn't want the dog and then he's asleep in his easy chair with a dog on his chest. Exactly. Yeah. So, okay, I have a question. It's very important. And this doesn't push the forward at all.

But it's very important for world building. It has been established that you live here for now, right? And I guess we're chalking this up to like vampire roles, right? That type of thing. You're renting the room, uh, thus like if a vampire went to commit it, have to be invited in, those old school rules. That's what I'm saying. Does this dog disappear when you leave or does it stay here until you check out? I know what's funnier. I mean, what's funnier is it's there all the time. But I kind of like that it's just like, it's almost like as soon as we're in the space where it can do that, the rules suddenly apply because it's weird demon logic. And then it's like from whatever existence it was in hell, it's just like like like like bold. there, you know. And then as soon as we leave, it's like, gone again.

You know what? The door shuts. You know what would be so messed up? It is wherever is considered home. So when we're there, it's home. But when it's not, it's like for Frospern, and they have no reference. Yes, it's like, Spawn point. That's a spawn point. That's a spawn point. Oh, my God. You guys have some. I can't wait to use that. Oh my God, that's great. They're going to be so fucking confused. So we need to find out now what the date was when the dog first appeared. Because I think we're ahead of the other groups on the calendar. So as soon as we hit the other groups hit that date, that dog is going to show up.

We only got the benefit of it appearing in the room like today. That is true. That is true. So it's one ninth of a moda. Wow. Good to know. And it's just going to be in the dog's table and Grimble is just going to be like just petting it, like having a good time. Another one of his dogs. Yeah, another one of his dogs. Holy shit, Grimble, where did you get that one? Woof. Woof. Brie, breathe, do not tell the rest of home front. Don't tell him. Yeah, you guys. She's not editing these anymore. It's all me. Yeah, cut this out, cut this out. Cut this out. She doesn't listen to this show. No. I see.

All right. So you guys get back in the room. Wolf, wolf, it's there. It's going to, it's going to try to stand up, lick your face. Do all the stuff that, you know, a good dog would do. And let's get some rest. Let's take a long rest. Everybody. Yeah. I'd like to, if I can, like before we all go to bed, I'd like to take a little. time to try and attune with this brooch that I have. Sure. See if I can do that. Oh my god, that was so long ago. What did we? What do we say was the mechanic for that? I had to make Arcana rolls and if I got whatever the DC was, I don't remember what it was, but if I got the DC, then it like added points up to like 30. I wrote it down at some point.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I know. I had to get to 30. Yeah. So I've got here. Yeah. So I'm five out of 30. So I'm a six of the way there. Oh, God. Well, give me an Arcana roll. All right. I will do that. Your Majesty. Okay. Let's go. Yeah. All right. You know what? Give yourself another eight points. Another eight points. Because it's been six months. since we've played last. And I want to kick things in high gear. So you're attuning to that. You're all getting rest in, in the two separate beds. And the 30th of a matta is going to roll around. And there's going to be a knock at your door.

How are we? You know what? I know what I want to say. Because this woman is punctual. punctual. I would say like 6.30 a.m. Yeah. I'm going to do something. I want to see how quickly I could get to the door. So I want to almost startle her as she's going for like the second knock. And she's dead. Oh, shit, force a habit. Sorry. But really? This is true. just so Ruby and Kimera are woken up. Okay. I think a 16's good. Yeah. So it'll be like, knock, knock, knock, knock, you're at the door. Yeah. Knock, knock, I also, I also figure, a, a pigger. I figure. What the fuck?

I figure. She's also, oh, I picture is what I was going for. That's what I said. So I, I, I picture, I, I think, I picture she's the type of person to do like to Chris like bang bang and then that's it. That is one. She starts telling one, two. Yeah, exactly. So knock, knock and then door opens. And again, like almost, you know, kind of taken aback. But, you know, very composed. This woman, you know, Teflin, horns kind of swooped back just a little bit. Hair pulled back into a tight bun. Like, she is, She is dressed crisply. Like, she is... Professional. What skin? Is it the blue, green, red kind?

This is a... this is a dark, like a deep red. Oh, okay. Which... Well, let's see. How much do you know about T-Flings? Oh. Oh. Oh, yeah. Culture. Give me a culture. Give me a culture. Give me a cultural. Okay. That's a plus one. Let's see. 10. I know the most average amount is about two-lings. Yeah, like it's like, well, they come in different colors and stuff. Some of my best friends are teethlings. Not demons. Like just most of the time, not deemots. Present company. Definitely not demons. Yep. Yes, definitely not demons. So. Before she, like, as she goes to say something, because you know, you open the door and you're like, Hello.

Sure. She doesn't want chimera and Ruby to be woken up. She's going to, because she's got her hands like clasped in front of her. And it looks like she's carrying some sort of like a Dulciag or folder or something like that. And she's going to raise an eyebrow and then step back just a bit. And then motion for you to come out to the hallway. Logarin's up though, right? Logarin is up, yeah. Night Thierre will gesture to Lageren. I mean, he knows. He's just not as fast as you. Like, he's still pulling pants on. In the background, Night Therro being intimidating. Hang on, he's often on one foot. What are your jammy situation? I've never really asked that.

I think Lagerd's a nightshirt guy. I think he's got it down. Oh, man. Okay. There is no way people haven't seen. your balls. There's no way. There's no way. Never intentionally. No, it's never intentionally. Just standing in the silhouette or like the backwood. Yeah, just like swing around. Yeah, Jesus, loggering. Oh, my God. They want to get you a new sticker and like shirt. Yeah. He likes the breathable ones. He likes to win. I like the cotton. He runs up. Like it's, you know. All excuses is you. It's got to breathe. I broke this one in. It's got all sweat stained to the collar. It was white and now it's yellow.

Oh, God. Anyway. I don't know how he runs with those. They're missing. That's what you can do. Heavy arm or really cold everything in the place. Yeah. I almost went on a whole thing about the sound of like his bare feet running and then balls slapping against leg. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's a confidence of like, yeah, it's really off putting to intruders. Yeah, right. Yeah. But that's where we don't get us. We gotta get some briefs or boxery. At no point did I say nightgown and commando. It's a big. We all pictured that. We picture your pebbles are out and proud. If you're not going to write fan fiction, you can write fan fiction.

He's utilitarian. It's like, nah, that's hard. He's going to hang them out to dry at night, you know? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And by them, use your imagination. Yeah. Whatever. I can't open a balcony. No. My name is. I need a show. I'm king of all I survey. My loggerid's getting good. I got to keep going with it. Okay. So kind of waving you out into the hallway, keeping your voice down. Is this a poor hour? You won't be able to do business with the whole party, but just one moment. And then we have one more that will be joining us out here. And then like wait like four minutes for a

He's just got to make sure that he puts him away and he pulls some pants on. He does the thing where he tucks his night shirt into his pants. So it looks like he's wearing just a real shirt. Yeah. Professional. Yeah. Yeah. It's good. Well, you show up at 6 a.m. and get what you get. Yeah, yeah. I agree. If anyone knocks on my door at 6 a., I... You get something else. Yeah. You get the night shirt. You get the night shirt. All right, she's getting the night shirt. Here we go. Yeah, he comes out and he closes his door behind. And he's like, hi. There's just a brief second where she's looking at the two of you. And you can almost read her face and it's like, you're not the one I was hoping to speak to. But that's okay. I represent someone in Brightport. And I was wondering if I could talk to you about the incident that happened in one of our minds down south.

I hope to talk to you about that. I understand that you've encountered some danger. I also understand that some of our freelance employers asked you to accomplish a task for them that they were not permitted to do, but you were paid for your work. Well, they asked us because one was being ripped in half when we encountered them. We were given a report about the incident, and obviously that was not our intention. But these things do happen. when digging as quickly as we needed them to dig. Proper precautions were not taken. And for that, I apologize on their behalf. Secondly, I would like to talk to you about an invention of yours.

I have been tasked by my employer to see if I might go about purchasing it from you. Who's your employer, just so we can get everything out there. I'm afraid that's a need to know. Well, if we're going to sell it, we need to know. Give me a persuasion check, please. Okay. I slap her in. Plus one for night shirt. It's a power shirt. It is. It has aura. That's how we're describing the smell. What the fuck? 205. Because here's the thing. He's like conning out his beard and braiding it as we talk. And it's kind of like putting on a tie in the way that he does it. He's got a little swag about it.

And there's something very attractive about, especially have you seen Loggerid, but something about a put-together man who's a little on Kemp, too, that adds to it. There's a strategy. So I live my life. One sweaty night shirt at a time, baby. Yeah, that's it. The camera's up here for a reason. She's going. She's going to kind of mold that ever for a minute. I'll need to send a message to my employer to make sure that that would be acceptable, but I think I could arrange that. Perhaps we could meet this afternoon with the entire party. I'm a little surprised the way that your men talked about you. You sounded like the one who made the decisions.

I'm a cog in the machine, like everyone else. Mr. Greg Bourne. There, there. Okay. Give me an insight check. Okay. I'm insiding this. Fuck out of her too. Yeah, I am. Oh, my God. Eight and she got a 17. 19 total. Oh, 19. And I think they're showing up to a role that wasn't to slit someone's throw. Oh, well. Maybe I'm getting ready to murder her. Emotion. Yeah. This is productive. There's a moment of. for it. So, um, you're, you're going to read something on her face that one definitely definitely recognizes the name. Like it's almost imperceptible. It's like a like a like a micro expression. And there's something else in there with a 19, like you're right on the cusp of it's not guilt, but it's something in there. It's something in that neighborhood. Like that arena.

And chill, Chil Pals, we all work for someone, Mr. Crackbarn. And while I have quite a bit of lateral movement every once in a while, especially when it involves the name of my employer, I'd be wise to check in with them. I apologize for knocking at such an early hour. I see now that it would probably be better to check in again this afternoon. I'm sure we can make time. He nods toward the papers in her hand. What's in your folder there? If you don't mind me asking. Not at all. It's actually quite a bit of information I have gathered about your group so far. You've had quite good many dealings with personnel in Estherhold. Everyone seems to be raving about you whenever I've asked.

Makes sense to me. I don't see why you would find anything else out to the contrary. What is normally the type of legwork you do for a purchase for an actual? acquisition. When the purchase is this important, as my employer feels it is. Again, you get breakfast. Enjoy the lovely city. I'll see you this afternoon. And she's going to hand you a card with her address on it. Okay. I'll take it. He'll make sure he brushes her fingers with his as he does. A little bit of contact. She'll shut her. She'll not. D-Dist and it goes out. Yeah, she'll turn and just kind of like clack down the hallway, like, definitely, not like high heels, but like definitely wears heels. Like it's on hardwood floor is just like, yeah, you hear her coming.

A sensible kitten. I was going to say, like, is she like a pencil skirt type? I'm getting a pencil skirt. Yeah. Okay. All right. Did you say a sensible kitten? It's a kitten heel. They're back in here. Oh, I thought you were calling her a sensible kitten. I'm like, that is not like you, Susan. What? Let me educate you on women's fashion. Thank you, please. I thought you were a sexist. I just... I do think we have the episode title for this. I think we're good. I think we're good. I thought you're being one of those guys. Oh, hello, Princess. Well, let's have a little. Your alpha is going to make it away.

I did doff my fedora. I don't know if I said that. That comes with a night shirt. Like that is it's so in. It's like, like, somehow. He's like, where's my fedora? We had his wifu pillow all my. Oh, my. Oh, my. It too. stained yellow. Oh. Jokes on you, though, the picture in the pillow is just rocks. Yeah. It's a joist. Someday you're going to marry a woman named Joyce. Yeah. It's beautiful. How well, my sense of a bocitten. It's a young longer is what it is. A young man, he made some bad choices. Got caught up on some message points. It was just a face. Let's not just talk about it. Because we're going to now, go back home.

He made up this whole story because it really was that he was the cringiest man alive. For a good 50 years. Everybody's got faces. Let's just not talk about it. So, uh, I fear this character's been ruined but sensible kitten. Like I know, like it's just gonna. It's like the vampire. You never get a second chance to make a first impression. And Susan's sexism ruined. So she disappears around a corner, goes downstairs, and it is 6.30 in the morning. You guys can go back to sleep. It's totally up to you. But yeah. Well, Locker looks at Night Thera and he's like, Is it worth giving her a follow? I know I just said we shouldn't split up, but... She knows a lot about us.

And she knows a lot about you, or at least your family. What does that mean? She recognized your last name. And there was something else there that I couldn't quite put my finger on. So, okay, so that's interesting. Because that gets longer in thinking, like, there's no real notable crackboards that he knows of outside of. Stone's Under and Aubrey. So he doesn't draw a conclusion with that. He's just like, why would she know? Like, okay. And I think her was close. You could almost say she was like one away from You could almost say with an ankle that she was one point away from. So close. Like. I just realized I will never have a better teafling eye than right now.

Like. I know. Oh my God. Like amazing. You got a great teetful. Thank you. I worked on it for a week. Notably, somebody else did a lot of work on that also. Honestly, yeah, I can't take credit. It's like stolen valor of vice-redger. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so a logger is just like, I don't know if you want to give her a follow. She knows a lot about us. I don't really enjoy that. I'll let me see where she goes. Back here in an hour. Yeah. I'll bring coffee. And then she just kind of like, whoosh. Zip tie. This is good. Smoke bomb. Yes, a smoke bomb. But my theory is going to follow this. I just...

Bilsen. Bilsen. Bilsen. I'm just going to ask for one stealth role. And it's not going to be a high check. Well, I use my one good city roll. Do you have inspiration for the last time you've failed? Like we usually have one in the chamber. I don't have a mark, but you know, I get so many that I probably just. Just assume I do, okay? Oh, whoa! Oh, shit. Once go. That is a not 20. A net 20 and a max on your D6 expertise dies. No one has ever been more stealthed. I 31 is that total. Do you want to roll me a and a six on your fucking. Oh my God.

I have it. Okay, so I have mastered the ability to avoid detection. I have advantage on my next stealth check. Damn. So I'd say you climb into the folder she's carrying. I just like... So at Nysa, I was going to keep like a healthy distance from her, but then she notices that it's like the perfect time of day where there is shadows from all the buildings. Like it's just that perfect angle where Nica could actually get closer than she anticipated. So she is like almost right up on this woman, the entire trek wherever she's going. Yeah, and she is a really big coat that she... has at the front desk. She retrieves that, puts it on, and that walks clean across town.

She goes to the exact building that she gave you a card for, like, that is the address where she works. And it's kind of a, it's kind of a nondescript building in the merchant district. It's not crazy big or anything like that. But it's larger than what you'd need if she's a one person. operation. So it stands to reason that she probably has people working with her or for her or something like that. But not a massive building. It's just a little two-story thing. So she walks right into that building and you're going to be able to see her like, you know, there's a lantern light up and stuff like that in the second floor. And she's just going to sit at desk. And as long as you watch her, like she's just going to be at that desk.

Like it's like she's like she's just going to be at that desk. She's just plugged in for the day. Okay. If there's anybody else about like just a guard or a street urgent or somebody, she's just going to try and inquire what is this building? Which business is set up here? You know what? Give you a D20. Let's see. Let's see how lucky you are. Oh. Oh, we're done. We're done. We're done. Well, that's a one. No one is. up. Everyone turns to ash, actually. When you look at them, like they just disappear. It's too early. It's just too early. Yeah. But you are going to smell like bagels. Like, you're early enough to catch the, you know, oh, man, there's a sourdough bread bowl that you will love. Uh, no. Uh, yeah, I, I, don't forget to give yourself inspiration.

Uh, well, I don't know when that's going to play, but the, I made a promise. That's going to go to Lee. Yeah, I owe her well a lot. And I, if she wants it, really, like, it's fine. That's hers. Yeah. Yeah. Well, night there is going to just see her working, see that no one else is in the office. There's no one around. It's just too early. So, night there will smell those bagels. Grab them fresh from the bakery. along with some really good coffee and then head back to the silk sheets. What kind of bagel is nice here into? Probably a multi-grain. Probably like a she's probably one of those. Yeah.

Yeah, you're getting older. You get fiber and stuff like that. Yeah, yeah. Okay. I like a nice onion bagel from here for every once in a while. Or an everything bagel, something like that. Or a little toasted Parmesan. A blueberry for Ruby. Oh, yeah. I'm like a cheesy bagel for Chimera, and then a sensible, but fresh plain bagel for Lagrin. No, get out of here with that. Yeah, it's like rye and... Okay. Okay. I've never had that. Ruby's would be, you would know, a blueberry with strawberry cream cheese and or... The best of both worlds? Cinnamon raisin with raspberry. Oh, that's disgusting. I hate you. That's so good. Okay. Okay, well, all right, we're going to play this game. Logren's order is a marble bagel, toasted black on both sides, with peanut butter and honey. Okay.

I like peanut butter and honey. Yeah. It's good because it gets all melting. Yeah, Camero would be the cheese bagel that you said, but with the addition of like jalapenos on top. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. And then like, I don't know, some kind of like spicy spread or something. some smear, spicy smear. Maybe like a pepper jelly. Yeah. Oh, there we go. Or a little hot honey, something like that. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay. But Night Thier, we'll get these all fresh. Listen, what other group knows their character's bagel orders? That's why I ask. It seems like a stupid question, but I think it helps. I think it reveals a lot.

It's like the night shirt thing. Like, we started writing that for you based on what we. know about log. That's true, right? And we know that the log and loggeron is not figurative. Yeah. That big totem energy. And then Kymar is definitely commando, right? Oh, 100%. Or like a limo. You probably have like a fancy kimono, but it's just open. Like. Yeah. Silk kimono yeah And even if it's closed, it just stops like It's like almost just too short You're like a short one Yeah Okay Am I gonna get Am I about to be surprised? Yeah Yeah Depends on the weather at that point Yeah Yeah Ruby's an oversized tunic but we're just like a breezy trousers.

Breezy trousers. I feel like I could see Ruby with a like a tank top on, but with plaid plaid flannel pajama bottoms. And the equivalent ofugs where she's just shuffling in the morning. With more of hugs. I mean, if any character in the history of this show is ever going to wear the onesie with the butt flap, it's going to be Ruby. 100%. It's the red wool one. True. Very, very good. This is the kind of world building we need. Like, I don't know. This is it. And then like there is like a yoga set. Like it's what she wears underneath her letters. Yeah. Yeah, 100%. This is good. I like this.

Good session. Good session. Yeah, that's good. That's good. I think we got what we need. Yeah. So breakfast, everyone's rested, couple hours go by, your coaxed out of, you're coaxed out of bed by cinnamon raisin, I guess. You know, I always wanted to get into the mind of a serial killer. And that is, I feel like if I can understand why someone would eat raisin brand or cinnamon raisin, cookies or something like that voluntarily, I think I'd understand. Nature's candy. What are you talking about? Get to fuck out here with nature's candy. Like it. Candy corn is nature's candy. That's funny. Very unnatural. The most unnatural candy. Still It still goes great with Raisin brand, though. I'm like to soon that. Put some candy court through a cheese. greater?

Smart. It's one big corn. You just like, if you get it on the cob, you can use a grater. Can you imagine a candy corn like, like a giant candy corn? Yes, I can. I am. I'm doing it right now. I'm doing it right now. This is why the camera is only up to here. Yeah. This is why. I don't play with Karen in October. I just like... The sessions keep getting canceled. She doesn't know. But like in November, we'll see each other again. It'll be great. So we got breakfast. We've got our, you know, we got our refreshments. Do you tell... Yeah, do you tell Ruby and chimera about the...

Yeah, but not as any kind of urgent thing. He's like, basically like once they're up and once we're all eating breakfast. He'll be like, a bill. A lady came by and she wants to talk to us about some business. He doesn't yet mention selling the gear heart. He's not going to make it as like a wait until she says it later thing, but he's not going to bring it up at breakfast. Because honestly, he doesn't need to get Ruby that worked up yet. She's still waking up. It's a hot up on raisins. He has two guesses as to how she's going to react to that. And he doesn't want you to do you yet. He's going to leave it some time. But yes, he does say the Bilsen lady came by. She wants to talk to us later.

Okay, perfect. Well, that means we've got some time to go get some gear, pick up some stuff, whatever, make our way over there, I guess. I mean, here's the thing. She's so desperate to talk to us. She's already come here twice. I'm not in a hurry to go see her. She can wait. Power move. Mm-hmm. We got plenty of other things to do. First thing I want to do, we got to get this box figured out for that bomb. Got it right here. Why do you have it on the table? She's eating on it. You realize she's been great on. About to put a bagel in it. Yeah. I do.

I can't chronically say that Lugrin put booze in it. Yeah, you did. Yeah. Okay. Put it in on the 28th. Okay. I got to mark that. So what is it? It's two weeks. I forget. Seven days? Seven days. Okay. So if I put it on the 28th. Yeah, I told you, I have marked all, like, I marked them up to a point, and then you guys got silly. And I'm like, we can't fucking mark these off then. I'm not. I have a calendar going. Well, there's a calendar for the group. I know, but I have like a chart for like when stuff's going to reappear. I don't know. Nothing. You can keep on. Sometimes it's a much between sessions. I can't remember anything.

I know. You're right. I am excited for random things to pop up every once in a while that Ruby did think, oh, this would be cool if it were bigger and then probably thought she didn't do it, but maybe did. Don't worry. Honestly, I don't know if anybody would even stop you from putting a bagel in there. That sounds amazing. Yeah. She put raisin in when it come out of grape? Or just a bigger raisin. Like a reason, two raisins? Like, how does it judge power level for raising? I don't think it's a time machine. Yeah. No. Rehidates the reason. It just comes out as a better option. Like, chocolate chips or something.

Like, two raisins, yeah. Two raisins. Two raisins. Two raisins. Um, okay. Yeah. Okay. Focus. What do we do? Box. Box. That is kind of urgent. The box itself is one reason we're back in Asterold is so that we can actually figure out what to do to make this, this bomb orb be safe. And there's a lot of things just to talk about above the table for a second because if I try to talk all this through in Lagrin's voice, I'll die. But it's we need to try to use some of our Adamantite to build an actual sealed box with shock absorption. for this thing. And if it can't be reopened until we need it, that's fine. We don't, you know, we need to try to barter. I think Logrin thinks we should bar some of that huge 800-pound bar of Adamantite into either cash or more things from the blacksmith.

Specifically, I think we talked about wanting to use the blacksmith in the gloaming quarter. Oh, right. Which is where Baz is. We're at Bags. But if we barter some of that material, we can probably either upgrade some gear. Or I know Lagram wants to try again on lightning as armor by replacing some of the stone with Adamantite. I think there was some other, something else we're going to do. Even if that's all we did at the blacksmith, that's already huge, right? That's a bunch of things off our list. Yeah. So it feels like the priority to me just for the sake of not having a literal taking time bomb. Yeah.

Yeah. Cool. Okay. So yeah, it looks like once we're all breakfasted up, we're going to get back out to the gloating quarter. You realize they don't open largely. It's a vampire district. Yeah. You're a little bit. We're only going. Yes. Stop at the third. Wait a minute. What else did we have to do? We can do that later. I guess we'll do that after dinner. I guess we can always stock up on healing potions. Potions it is. All right. Ruby's going to make sure that kind of... Oh, come here. Look, look. Look. She's going to show her tattoo. Oh. They're having a sale today. Any deals? Yeah. It's like one of those places that always has a sale, so it's not really a sale because it's always happening.

Yeah. Yeah. Everything is marked up 20% so that it can be 20% off. Yeah. Okay. If you've ever. given someone your number so that they can text you when there's a you get a text every day about something. However, I have a D100 table for just this sort of thing because there is a sale every day on different potions. Jasper, if you would do me a favor and give me a D100. I can do it. Thank you. Do, do, do. Uh, 6D1 is a sale on raisins. Fuck you. Let's see here. Let's see he. What is that? Hold on a second. I've never heard of this before. God damn it.

You okay? Yep. Sorry. What happened? Nothing. It's not worth. It's not worth talking about. It's a potion of like Capri-on or something. One benefit. It's just delicious. So this is a blue heart potion. And it's used to counteract the influences of hellspor blight. Which is a very debilitating, but incredibly rare, uh, hellspon power, essentially. Like if you're fighting demons of a certain ilk, that could come up. But, uh, pretty, pretty rare. Like, I, I, if you're fighting demons of a certain ilk, that could come up. that has happened. It's a one in a million shot. Like, I'd have to, I'd have to write something to make that potion. It sounds like Chekhov's gun. It does.

Right. So we're not going to get that, but we are going to stock. Oh, well. What's the discount on it? First of all. What's the discount? It's 75% off. Oh. It's usually 500 gold. And it's, hey, look, it counters. Hells for blight, Jameson. Have you ever had Hillsporplight? It's not fun. I bet. I've read a book about it. It was one of those bathroom books, you know? That sounds bad. That sounds bad. Well, we need it for sure, right? Also, we could probably just buy it and then sell it in Fair Bay. There you go. She's going to wink it longer. and like you taught me well. We can resell it at the full value.

Well, in any case, we do need potions at some point. I got potions. We, uh... It would be 125 gold for that at 75%. I had to use calculator. I can't do math. I almost at 75 gold, so I'm dumb. That's fine. I like that's the reason I do this for a living. Okay, yeah, it sounds like we're just going potion shopping, right? Yeah, just stock it up on some stuff, right? Mostly, mostly healing, I imagine. Yeah. How much money do you guys have? Infinite question. Yeah. Infinite, clearly. Yes. So, Loggerin is currently 90 gold pieces and 830 platinum pieces. Oh, shit. I keep asking this. I think we said pot and apiece are 10 gold apiece.

Yes. Okay. No. Fuck. Hold on. Yeah, 10. 10. 10. 10. I almost said 100. And that's obscene. That's obscene. That's not true. That's not true. I thought that before. That would be my preference if we're voting. No, yes. Just again. This is. Look. The economy. Economy of Thayer cannot operate on my economy as a business man because it doesn't work. You're like, all right. Well, shit. I've got so many things. If you're just looking for the basics, right? Your potion, your, your health potions, your, you know, your regular stuff like that. We got it. I have some exotic stuff like potions of speed, potions of longevity, uh, That's fun. Is the potion a speed like haste? Like, gives you more actions than combat?

Uh, it, it... So. After drinking this potion for the next minute, you gained the benefits of the haste spell without the need for concentration. Oh. It is 7,000 gold. Oh, Jesus. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. I... You do get a discount. You have to get a tattoo then. Yeah. You can have to get a tattoo. Yeah. No, my body's a temple or a night's a body's temple. How much are the regular and greater healing potions? So yeah, we're past basic healing potions now. That's a 2D4. That's not going to do much for you guys. A greater healing potion is 150 and a superior healing potion is 550 and a superior healing potion is 550. The greater healing potion does 4D4 plus 4 hit points. And the superior healing potion does 8D4 plus 8 hit points.

Yeah. That's even the value in the superior. That's a big markup for only double. I mean, in the moment, if you're getting the shit kicked out of you? I don't get the shit kicked out of me. I got an A.C. 25. What if you're caught in your night shirt one day? And you're out there and you're just, you know, you and you're just, you and you're I'm on strike. Oh, you seem to help me on a way as, princess. I have to introduce a character like that, right? Yes, you do. Yeah. Okay, so I only have one greater healing potion on me, so I'm going to buy five more. I'm going to try to get this train back on.

I got zero because I think my gear got fucked out from the bone doubles. Yeah. That was pretty. nasty. I have one. Okay. For now. I have three. Okay. Oh, right. I think I have, I have been the recipient of other people's. Yeah. It's gone wrong. That adds up. All right. So what do we need? We need five each for us and maybe just a couple for Camero. So 15, I don't know, we'll call it 18 potions. So, he needs four. It's 27. My third needs five. Oh, okay. So nine, four. Four. I think there needs five. Oh, okay. So nine. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. 16. Jesus Christ. Guys are high rollers.

Well, we're, you know, but we get in fights. So like a bulk discount or something. I can give you 10% off because you get the tattoo. Oh, nice. Ruby's very proud of tattoo. Yeah, it's like a game stop card. It's not incredibly beneficial, but it is one of those things. like, game informer. Like, you know, if you don't use this, it's, you're just, you're a dumb, it's a dumb move. Do you know game Informer came back as an independent publication? I'm kind of all about that. I'm talking for those guys. I don't know. All right. It's physical media you can hold and own. I don't know. I don't know. I'm like.

All right. I spent 216 gold, or 216 platinum to get us. 16 health potions. I'm taking five. I'm taking five. Jesus Christ. I'll take two. There we go. Hmm. I mean, what else? Logger's waiting by the door. He doesn't want to spend any more money here. Oh, my God. There's so. So as you walk in, there's, you know, you know what healing potions look like, right? But it's like a blockbuster. where you're, fucking game stop and Blockbuster. Those are my references. So like, you go in and it's like, oh, I don't know what color is that potion. That's a chartreuse. I don't know what that does. And it's like, oh, here's a potion of clairvoyance. Here's a potion of climbing. Here's a potion of gaseous form.

Here's a potion of heroism. And then, you know, they got the stuff on the top shelf behind the calendar. Like Storm Cloud, giant strength and fucking. Mm-hmm. There's a potion of poison. A potion of speed. That's right. I said potion of poison. Oh, wait. Don't we have those bloodhawk feathers? Where are we going to try and sell those? Oh, yeah. Yeah. We have 19 of them. Yeah, we hawk our feathers. Yeah, would this be the place to do so? I mean, yeah. Like, yeah, kind of a middleman because, you know, they don't necessarily brew their own stuff. But like, you know, it's like an Etsy. purchase. It's fine. You know what? Who's going to sell?

I need a persuasion check. See how good a price you get. Hi, Mira or... No, can't persuade. You can't. I'm not good if you're not. I just... No. You can assist me if you want. I will definitely do that. He's a fresh quality and highly sought after. Yeah, and I think... You could smell the violence from this bird. Try to eat my finger. Yeah, and just so we know, like, the cost or whatever. Like, I know we're not selling at cost, but you told us before they reached 35 gold. That's typically what they go for. I love your note taking. That's fantastic. Thank you. I appreciate that because we were playing every week and then we start playing every week.

And how about a net coin? How about a net? That's correct. He sells them as Blood Hulk feathers. Yeah. Yeah. And he takes his paint. pants off and he's just in the night shirt. It's my negotiation. It's cork and I never really thought about it until today. Give me a rebel on that table. Fucking shit. Guilty feet have got for me. You know how to insert yourself into important social circles. That's a thing. To be important social circles for the next 24 hours, you gain a plus two prestige checks made to secure audience. with important figures such as Lord politicians or guild masters. Oh, I? Big swinging all day. You know how to insert yourself.

I really lean into that. I don't think I knew to. But here we are. Oh, man. So I'll give you a choice. Okay. Let's... I can give you... Let's see here, 20 and... I can give you... 500 gold for these feathers. Or you can enter to get a free potion from the mystery wheel. There's a thing they have. These guys are all about repeat customers and stuff like that. And they sell basically gotcha upon boxes. And you're guaranteed to get at least the equivalent of 500 gold. in potions. But you could also get up to 10,000 gold worth of potions. You just have no idea what's in it. Or you can just take 500 gold. Would that be? Like 50 platinum?

Yeah. Five platinum? Fifty platinum? I'm dumb. I'm dumb. I'm dumb. I'm not dumb. You're not. You're not. You're fine. You have it. But there was no confidence. Oh, you know. Yeah. Confidence is a thing. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. Yeah. Under his breath. Come here is like, to the wheel, do the wheel, do the wheel, do the wheel, do the wheel, to the wheel, do the wheel. If you give me a hundred gold in the wheel, we'll call the fair. Honestly, with that persuasion check, yes. Okay. Okay, hundred gold. There you go. 100 gold, let you add that. I will take these out of my inventory. So, Susan, Jameson. You've both been on a roll. With the exception of one roll each, who wants to roll for this particular, this wheel? Because it, I mean, who knows, right?

I mean, who knows? Camara is pushing for it. Yeah. Yeah, I think Kimera. Yeah, I think he rolled really well most of the time. I think we'll be heard. Yeah. Yeah. I just want to bring. It just, I had a flag. Flashback of Ian rolls. You go, oh, damn it. This is on the table, though. This isn't a past fail. We'll be fine. Okay. So here's what we're going to do. I have 20 mystery boxes. I need you to roll a D20 for me. And this just represents the luck you're having. Okay. You know what I mean? You roll a 20 and holy shit. Me boy, oh. I believe in you.

Come here. It goes up to the actual wheel. Because there is a physical wheel in this. Of course there's a physical goddamn wheel. What am I? Yeah, no. And he grabs it with his tail and gives it a spin. That should be worth of bonus. He twerks the wheel. That's two. Oh, that's almost an 18. No. Susan jinxed you. That was definitely. Can I can Susan you roll give me a D20 I want to see what happens I just I just want to see Okay no no no one okay that was a five you're right okay okay you're right wait I still don't understand why you cursed Ian but Jameson give you roll I want to see what it'd be I want to see what it'd be He rolled a D12, everybody, and it was a nine.

I would have got a 14, so there we go. I would be remiss if I didn't ask. There is an inspiration within the party. I just want to, you know, you do not have to use it on something as frivolous as this. Do you want it, Ian? But Susan's going to get more. Like, you know, it's just kind of. Yeah, like, I'll get it. Let's just take it. Honestly, if we totaled up the amount of inspiration, everybody in every party in Arc 6, like they do not total one, Susan. I guarantee you. Not even a little. Yeah, I think I can't see the dice stats, but I think my two most rolled things are one and 20. I think those really are.

Feels accurate. Ian, take it. I will, because you will get another one. and there's so little I could roll that's worse than two. So, like, we just got to take a new roll. There's a notable number you could roll. Literally, so little. All right, cool. But it will be 500 gold potion, so at the very least, it will be a good one. All right, here we go. Oh, my God. No way. That's hilarious. That's impressive. That's the funniest thing that could have happened. Happened action. Yeah. That's a two again. Everybody, he rolled a two. Doubling down. Two. So it's got to be that thing where like the wheel spins and it's like, it goes and it's about to hit like the grand prize. It's about to hit like the really thin part of the win. And then it just goes, like, it ticks over. It just like whatever the generic thing is.

It's all. Yeah. Gravy. Yeah. At least it'll be delicious. So there are gag prizes. Oh, no. Now, if you rolled a one, for example, in this particular table, and it changes weekly, because, you know, it's funny. So if you rolled a one, there are 50 bottles of a portion of healing. Like, it's, you know what I mean? Like it's like one hit point or something like that. Which is still useful, but like, fuck you. Like, yeah. So one of the employees thought this would be funny. There are... There are five potions of supreme healing. Now, these are 1,500 gold each, and they give you 10D4 plus 20 hit points. But one of them is actually poison. And it is indistinguishable from, it is a potion of poison, indistinguishable from the healing potion. So right now, if you were to take these, there's a one in five chance that in the heat of battle, when you need it most, you might be swigging arsenic or something like that.

So funny. Can the master of poisons? That's literally the feat I have. I know. You can. You can, but it's going to take some trial and error in some way. It's kind of like what Ian's doing with his brooch where you just, because you got to run through, like, it's not, is this poison? You know that. What is, what, what poison am I looking for? Do you know what I mean? Like you're, you're testing, it's not like a pH balance strip. It's like, well, I can run a test for this, this, this, this and this, but I have to run each test individual. And it's going to take a while.

But in the end, we're going to have four potions of supreme healing. Okay. I mean, during our downtime, nice hero will be trying to figure out which one's the potion of poison. Sure. So in the heat of battle, we don't use it. I think this is a funnier gag on paper than it is in practice. I think longer. gives the clerk a real hard look when he explains the prize. And as they're reading it, he's like, oh, that's not funny. Like, who did this? It's just a, it's like karma for that first potion shop we knocked out. Oh, man. This is actually a lawsuit waiting to happen. Like, yeah. I guess a person's hoping you won't come back because you're dead. Like, I don't know.

I'm real sorry. They probably don't work here anymore. That was probably an intern or something. That's good marketing. That was Keith. We don't talk to Keith. We don't. Yeah. Keith is... He keeps using terms like, you know, kitten. And we just don't like talking to our female. Sensible kitten. He would call that now we know it's Keith. Keith is out there somewhere. We got it narrowed down. We got a name. He would greet every woman into the shop by going, me lady. Oh, my God. Your Al-Fi is coming, my kitten. Excuse me, ma'am. Are you being helped? Literally? Little. Literally? Lettwell. Guys, I think with the revelation of Keith, that's probably a good time for us to stop for the night, just because...

These lights are boring a hole in my eye. Like, I am. I'm going to hit it right there. I'm getting back on the horse. Sense. Yes. That makes you feel any better. I pictured her in like Lubitons. She seemed severe but also... Red bottoms? Yeah, red bottoms. She was a teafling, so... I have to Google these words. Hold on. It's a shoe. It's a very expensive shoe. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Not a sensible kitten at all. Yeah. Like a chung. Like, yeah. Yeah. Am I? I. I'm going to come to the next session with PowerPoint of like female fashion. I would help. Honestly. If you could do one on shoes, I'm struggling. I'm struggling. I can keep up.

God, that'd be great. Do women still wear Ugs? Is it in 2007? Like, is it? They're back. Yeah. Are they coming back? Oh, good. Okay. Good. All right. That's good. They're like crocs now. They're not gone ever. There's just different styles of them. Yeah, early 2000's very in right now. So the whole It's a fucking time. Low-rise jeans. Fuck that. Those are coming back. But fuck that. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Sorry. I'm about the low-rise jeans. I'll not wear those around you. All right. It's like a little gripper's. Oh, yeah. As soon as I started to get back. It should come back. As soon as I started to get passionate about Loireashins, I realized the room and I'm like, let's let's wheel this back.

I kind of want to know because like I won't share in that frustration, but it's interesting. Like it's like, you know what I mean? There was a time where they're like, fuck women's bodies, no pockets. And also you have love handles. Fuck you. You're, let's wear jeans that accentuate every fat on your hip and push it out and up. And then, yeah. Yeah, but like 20 years later, I feel like we're more appreciative of thick. It's just very instantly muffin tops anybody wearing. Oh, okay, I get it. Okay. So it's like Caprize. It's just an unflattering cut. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Got it. There is only one body type it works for, and that is zero percent body fat.

Got it. Okay, yeah, no, okay, yeah, fuck that then. We like to accentuate thickness here. Yes. Right, Janison? Yeah, I'm fine with that. You just want to get into? Let's talk. All right. Shut those lights off and let's just get into it. Yeah, let's get into it. Let's get you. Let's get you off the recording. Let's go. Let's get into this. I don't think I'm allowed to sit here, look like this and then turn the lights off to. Because I'm afraid this will glow or something. And then I don't know. That's the drops. Yeah, that would be sick. It would be sick.